Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 17, 2011 19:40:10 GMT -5
Watching me? Why? Because I might steal something? Or bite one of your family members? Is that what you're trying to say? Dear lord. One of "You people" your kind make me sick, you rise up from yer graves and take all the jobs from decent LIVING people. And don't think I don't unnerstand yer mumbly zombie language! You were magically reanimated on AMERICAN soil! SPEAK AMERICAN! Durn gravebacks.
Hey Captain Crunch, answer my query above.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 17, 2011 19:55:39 GMT -5
If I join Whitey Inc., do I have to deal with Dupoe too much? Because good f***in' lord, I almost hate to him start hate-making out with Sid Rotten any second now/ Dupoe is his own man Johnny, He's technically an "associate" he's like Touchstone to our Disney. He does his own thing and we make money. And Crunch was a hell of a pirate, sad day he succumbed tho...Damn Soggies!
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 17, 2011 20:00:48 GMT -5
Watching me? Why? Because I might steal something? Or bite one of your family members? Is that what you're trying to say? Dear lord. One of "You people" your kind make me sick, you rise up from yer graves and take all the jobs from decent LIVING people. And don't think I don't unnerstand yer mumbly zombie language! You were magically reanimated on AMERICAN soil! SPEAK AMERICAN! Durn gravebacks.
OOC: Casual zombie racism...a pirate's worst vice. I speak english fine , you butt pirate and the only reason we stole your jobs is because you're a freak who thinks he's a pirate! No one would hire you even if one of us didn't want your job! You'rethe exact kind ofguys whose been holding us down for years. I can't wait to get in the ring with you.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 20:03:39 GMT -5
If I join Whitey Inc., do I have to deal with Dupoe too much? Because good f***in' lord, I almost hate to him start hate-making out with Sid Rotten any second now/ Dupoe is his own man Johnny, He's technically an "associate" he's like Touchstone to our Disney. He does his own thing and we make money. And Crunch was a hell of a pirate, sad day he succumbed tho...Damn Soggies! Hey I still have stock in whitey inc (last I checked) and you would be surprised how good the sacrifice buisness is. theres big money in that.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 17, 2011 20:05:26 GMT -5
If I join Whitey Inc., do I have to deal with Dupoe too much? Because good f***in' lord, I almost hate to him start hate-making out with Sid Rotten any second now/ Dupoe is his own man Johnny, He's technically an "associate" he's like Touchstone to our Disney. He does his own thing and we make money. And Crunch was a hell of a pirate, sad day he succumbed tho...Damn Soggies! Good. He keeps coming to my house and give my flyers for his cult, and I have to keep chasing him away with a hose.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 20:11:13 GMT -5
Dupoe is his own man Johnny, He's technically an "associate" he's like Touchstone to our Disney. He does his own thing and we make money. And Crunch was a hell of a pirate, sad day he succumbed tho...Damn Soggies! Good. He keeps coming to my house and give my flyers for his cult, and I have to keep chasing him away with a hose. That wasn't me, that was The Church of the Flying Ravioli Monster. Bloody rip-off artists
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 17, 2011 20:29:24 GMT -5
Whatever. Between them, all those groups at the airport and you once shadow'd your way into my house, there's too many god damn cultists around me.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 17, 2011 22:03:07 GMT -5
I see General....that you've been very quiet. And no I'm not talking about your little "commercials" BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THEM!!!! But you've been very quiet about our big match up at Gookermania IV September 26th THE BIGGEST WRESTLING EVENT OF ALLLL TIME!!!!! I do most of the talking because that match is all I can think about. It eats at me General, I eat, sleep and GOD DAMN DREAM ABOUT THAT ALLY FIGHT!!!!! But you haven't said to much about it. Do you actually care General? I mean, this could be the biggest match of you career and you don't sound like you give a s***. Oh sure you brought out that fat, washed up announcer Tim Hoss to be your corner man....BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN TO MUCH!!!! No it doesn't. Because once you see MY cornerman this Monday night....you're gonna see that I care...JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THAT MATCH SO I CAN TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS GENERAL!!!! I'M THE REAL DEAL!!!! I'm sure Amigo will tell you that I'm the real deal. Or how about Evil M, or The Punisher OR ANYONE ELSE THAT I'M THE REAL DEAL!!!! You've never faced an opponent like me General. I keep going and going and going. You can hit me with anything you want all day long...AND I STILL KEEP COMING!!!!! I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!! My momentum is moving like a freight train as of late. Seems like the WWCF can no longer ignore me. And...don't worry about me being all beat up from the Money in the Botch match....WHICH I WILL WIN!!!!!! Because I will have more than enough left to kick your ass. So General.....please please please....trust me on this. Your not gonna survive Gookermania IV. I've never made promises that I couldn't keep. So I PROMISE YOU...... your career WILL end at Gookermania IV.[/color]
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TMK
Bubba Ho-Tep
The night is dark and full of terrors.
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Post by TMK on Sept 18, 2011 0:18:58 GMT -5
Can't sleep.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 18, 2011 12:40:18 GMT -5
Whatever. Between them, all those groups at the airport and you once shadow'd your way into my house, there's too many god damn cultists around me. Rex Kramer from Airplane knew how to deal with those jerks at the airport. Beat them up.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 18, 2011 12:57:07 GMT -5
Whatever. Between them, all those groups at the airport and you once shadow'd your way into my house, there's too many god damn cultists around me. Rex Kramer from Airplane knew how to deal with those jerks at the airport. Beat them up. OOC: Yay, someone got the exact referrence.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 18, 2011 13:02:38 GMT -5
Rex Kramer from Airplane knew how to deal with those jerks at the airport. Beat them up. OOC: Yay, someone got the exact referrence. OOC: How could I not get that reference???
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 18, 2011 13:05:48 GMT -5
WWCF.Com exclusive- Mad Pirate Mulligan's comments recently to the newest acquisition Zombo have NOT gone without notice. We here at the WWCF are forward thinking and progressive toward the plight of our Living-Impaired population, as well as the unique challenges being an Undead-American in todays political climate. As such, we here at the WWCF are tking appropriate action in reprimanding our talent as warrented. More on this story as it develops.
In an unrelated story the WWCF has donated a sum of $10,000 to Undead United.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 18, 2011 13:13:48 GMT -5
For once in his miserable life, Drakin is actually right for once. But, I am always prepared for things. Move over Monkeyf***er, it's my time to shill:
*Ahem*
Hey, you ugly, fat hicks, it's WWCF's Finest, Jonathan Stone Amigo, also known as Xavier "The Hangman" Talleyrand in some circles. Living in Parts Unknown, the jewel in the crown of the U.S. is nice, but it seems there's always some obscure cult hanging around somewhere. Whether it's knocking on your front door, hordes of them in the airport, on their bicycles on the street, or a group around some dining establishment, these worshipers of the Dark and Elder Gods of the Stygian depths of the Abyss are a real pain in the cock. So, what to do? Well, you can beat them up, but they might be masochistic, and like it. So, I came up with this nice, little mixture.
I dub it "Cult-B-Gone". It's a soup of cayenne peppers, mace, sulfuric acid, napalm, contaminated water from Calcutta, skunk juice, and some other nasty shit I put into a blender once. Spray this shit at their dark and masked faces, and watch them f***ers flee to the Obsidian Hills of Morgoth. Just call us, and I'll ship some of this crap to you, and with it, you can kick more worshipers of Khorne the Accursed then you ever could with your fists.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 18, 2011 13:57:52 GMT -5
*MPM stands at a podium, he's obviously reading from notecards*
Recently I made some statements that were offensive to a new member of our roster. They were out of line and I've been told were deeply rooted in an archaic Pirate Belief system. My comments were hurtful, insensitive and in no way indicative of the WWCF's standard of interaction.
THe WWCF has sent me to sensitivity training so that I may learn to respect our Living Impaired Co-Workers.
Once again I apologise for the Unnecessary comments
*Drops the Cards and fake smile*
We done?
*phew* ......Lousy Crypt Kiddies......come in here reeking of cheap embalming fluid....Next thing you know he'll be shufflin' around and there'll be Brain and Kidney Stands on the corner.
(Mumbling off-screen)
I'm still what?
(More mumbling)
I'm making a what of myself? (Even more frantic mumbling)
*MPM notices the Red light on the Camera's still on*
..................dammit.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 18, 2011 14:19:39 GMT -5
Not every Prophet dies happily. And as for being a fraud I looked into you claims of crimes. Your criminal record has only 1 crime on it a single, pitiful DUI. Anarchy, this is not. OCC: Not cool writing stuff about that without asking first. And Michael Jackson was never convicted either. You belive he was innocent as well? What about OJ? Sometimes people can commit crimes without being arrested or convicted. As for punisher , do you own a jet pack or a stargate or once? Because you just flew to england , got a car , beat some dudes and flew back in like what? less then two days? I don't suffer from jet lag - what can I say, I'm a frequent flyer.
And I know you've committed crimes - that's why on Monday, you start paying back what you owe, and I'm the debt collector.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 18, 2011 14:43:38 GMT -5
*MPM stands at a podium, he's obviously reading from notecards*
Recently I made some statements that were offensive to a new member of our roster. They were out of line and I've been told were deeply rooted in an archaic Pirate Belief system. My comments were hurtful, insensitive and in no way indicative of the WWCF's standard of interaction.
THe WWCF has sent me to sensitivity training so that I may learn to respect our Living Impaired Co-Workers.
Once again I apologise for the Unnecessary comments
*Drops the Cards and fake smile*
We done?
*phew* ......Lousy Crypt Kiddies......come in here reeking of cheap embalming fluid....Next thing you know he'll be shufflin' around and there'll be Brain and Kidney Stands on the corner. (Mumbling off-screen) I'm still what?(More mumbling) I'm making a what of myself?(Even more frantic mumbling) *MPM notices the Red light on the Camera's still on*
..................dammit. *Dupoe is face palming* Dammit Mulligan... you are seriously ruining my research.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 18, 2011 14:47:59 GMT -5
*MPM stands at a podium, he's obviously reading from notecards*
Recently I made some statements that were offensive to a new member of our roster. They were out of line and I've been told were deeply rooted in an archaic Pirate Belief system. My comments were hurtful, insensitive and in no way indicative of the WWCF's standard of interaction.
THe WWCF has sent me to sensitivity training so that I may learn to respect our Living Impaired Co-Workers.
Once again I apologise for the Unnecessary comments
*Drops the Cards and fake smile*
We done?
*phew* ......Lousy Crypt Kiddies......come in here reeking of cheap embalming fluid....Next thing you know he'll be shufflin' around and there'll be Brain and Kidney Stands on the corner. (Mumbling off-screen) I'm still what?(More mumbling) I'm making a what of myself?(Even more frantic mumbling) *MPM notices the Red light on the Camera's still on*
..................dammit. I'm really going to enjoy breaking your neck with a 720 ddt. You racist xenophobic bigot! You're a disgusting human being! Lowly scum and you don't deserve to breathe the same air as me! I'm going to beat the tar out of you for all the hardworking zombies in the world just trying to get by!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 18, 2011 15:01:04 GMT -5
*MPM stands at a podium, he's obviously reading from notecards*
Recently I made some statements that were offensive to a new member of our roster. They were out of line and I've been told were deeply rooted in an archaic Pirate Belief system. My comments were hurtful, insensitive and in no way indicative of the WWCF's standard of interaction.
THe WWCF has sent me to sensitivity training so that I may learn to respect our Living Impaired Co-Workers.
Once again I apologise for the Unnecessary comments
*Drops the Cards and fake smile*
We done?
*phew* ......Lousy Crypt Kiddies......come in here reeking of cheap embalming fluid....Next thing you know he'll be shufflin' around and there'll be Brain and Kidney Stands on the corner. (Mumbling off-screen) I'm still what?(More mumbling) I'm making a what of myself?(Even more frantic mumbling) *MPM notices the Red light on the Camera's still on*
..................dammit. I'm really going to enjoy breaking your neck with a 720 ddt. You racist xenophobic bigot! You're a disgusting human being! Lowly scum and you don't deserve to breathe the same air as me! I'm going to beat the tar out of you for all the hardworking zombies in the world just trying to get by!OOC: This is going to get confusing.....WE have essentially the same color text. I'm going to change to cyan for simplicity's sake. 720 DDT.....that I believe. Breathing? When's the last time you DREW Breath? You been dead for how long? Hell, I've smelled bilgewater that was fresher than this guy. I mean I've heard of new folks being green, but this is ridiculous.
How exactly did you even pass the medical exam? Don't they have to get a blood test?
Does "Your Kind" even bleed? (actually a legitimate question, I assumed it was some sort of viscous black ichor).
Maybe I'm bein' to hard on ye....Ain't yer fault yer a horrible abomination from beyond the grave. You didn't ask tae be a zombie. 'S the live man's burden to conquer and bring civility to the world. Pirates are just genetically predisposed to that sorta conquest. 'S common science!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 18, 2011 15:04:13 GMT -5
OOC: BTW I'd like to mention the following (A) I am not a racist IRL...toward anything/one/species (B) Lince....you're gonna need to put a profile in the profile thread
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