Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 18, 2011 15:16:39 GMT -5
I'm really going to enjoy breaking your neck with a 720 ddt. You racist xenophobic bigot! You're a disgusting human being! Lowly scum and you don't deserve to breathe the same air as me! I'm going to beat the tar out of you for all the hardworking zombies in the world just trying to get by! OOC: This is going to get confusing.....WE have essentially the same color text. I'm going to change to cyan for simplicity's sake. 720 DDT.....that I believe. Breathing? When's the last time you DREW Breath? You been dead for how long? Hell, I've smelled bilgewater that was fresher than this guy. I mean I've heard of new folks being green, but this is ridiculous.
How exactly did you even pass the medical exam? Don't they have to get a blood test?
Does "Your Kind" even bleed? (actually a legitimate question, I assumed it was some sort of viscous black ichor).
Maybe I'm bein' to hard on ye....Ain't yer fault yer a horrible abomination from beyond the grave. You didn't ask tae be a zombie. 'S the live man's burden to conquer and bring civility to the world. Pirates are just genetically predisposed to that sorta conquest. 'S common science! Gentlemen, Mulligan's rant gave me an idea. How about we set up a series of tests to see who physically better no muss, no fuss, no violence
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 18, 2011 15:39:48 GMT -5
I'm really going to enjoy breaking your neck with a 720 ddt. You racist xenophobic bigot! You're a disgusting human being! Lowly scum and you don't deserve to breathe the same air as me! I'm going to beat the tar out of you for all the hardworking zombies in the world just trying to get by! OOC: This is going to get confusing.....WE have essentially the same color text. I'm going to change to cyan for simplicity's sake. 720 DDT.....that I believe. Breathing? When's the last time you DREW Breath? You been dead for how long? Hell, I've smelled bilgewater that was fresher than this guy. I mean I've heard of new folks being green, but this is ridiculous.
How exactly did you even pass the medical exam? Don't they have to get a blood test?
Does "Your Kind" even bleed? (actually a legitimate question, I assumed it was some sort of viscous black ichor).
Maybe I'm bein' to hard on ye....Ain't yer fault yer a horrible abomination from beyond the grave. You didn't ask tae be a zombie. 'S the live man's burden to conquer and bring civility to the world. Pirates are just genetically predisposed to that sorta conquest. 'S common science! You know , I shower for thirty minutes every day , so it's not me. It's probably your own stink. You're a nasty disgusting pirate who drinks ale all day. It's pretty common in history to see pirates dying of scurvy because they don't clean themselves properly. I passed the medical examine by being alive. "I think therefor I am." You ever heard that before? Oh and how many Pirate world champions have their been in pro wrestling? Because The Undertaker has won seven world championships. I don't see any pirates with that kind of track record in pro wrestling.OCC: I put my profile up yesterday.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 18, 2011 15:40:22 GMT -5
OOC: When you blade does it heal up? Also, if your already dead can I start using shotguns in matches - purely to fit in with the character?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 18, 2011 16:01:58 GMT -5
OOC: This is going to get confusing.....WE have essentially the same color text. I'm going to change to cyan for simplicity's sake. 720 DDT.....that I believe. Breathing? When's the last time you DREW Breath? You been dead for how long? Hell, I've smelled bilgewater that was fresher than this guy. I mean I've heard of new folks being green, but this is ridiculous.
How exactly did you even pass the medical exam? Don't they have to get a blood test?
Does "Your Kind" even bleed? (actually a legitimate question, I assumed it was some sort of viscous black ichor).
Maybe I'm bein' to hard on ye....Ain't yer fault yer a horrible abomination from beyond the grave. You didn't ask tae be a zombie. 'S the live man's burden to conquer and bring civility to the world. Pirates are just genetically predisposed to that sorta conquest. 'S common science! You know , I shower for thirty minutes every day , so it's not me. It's probably your own stink. You're a nasty disgusting pirate who drinks ale all day. It's pretty common in history to see pirates dying of scurvy because they don't clean themselves properly. I passed the medical examine by being alive. "I think therefor I am." You ever heard that before? Oh and how many Pirate world champions have their been in pro wrestling? Because The Undertaker has won seven world championships. I don't see any pirates with that kind of track record in pro wrestling.OCC: I put my profile up yesterday. OOC: My mistake good sir, many apologies. Scurvy? Ale? Now who's getting thier facts wrong? F'r one thing.....I don't drink ale. Ale's a Landlubber's drink. I drink Grog, failing that I drink Bumboo (BTW Delicious if you have a proper recipe). And a SMART pirate don't get scurvy. Grog's filled wit' Vitamin C and essential grogo-flavenoids designed for long journeys.
As far as the odor.....That may have been going a bit too far.
I'm gonna level with Ye Zomo.....there's a reason I don't care fer zombies. Zombies......Ate my Neighbors. The Petersons were good folk, every year they had a killer BBQ, then one day TromaCorp came in and built on that Damned Ancient Mayincatec Burial Ground, and dumped thier waste on some high muckity muck's tomb.
Next thing you know Herb's skull's being noshed on by a Warrior that ain't had a pulse since the time of Cortez....Betty's cowering as a Risin Priest is drooling over her....and poor lil Cindy.....SHE......SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD RUN AWAY!
I were just a lad when it happened.....but that fateful summer afternoon has soured me on Zombies. You claim yer not like them, that Zombies have "evolved" from the shambling fleshbeasts of yore......but I've got my Eye on ye.....the good one, not the ya know....patch-y one.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 18, 2011 16:56:44 GMT -5
You know , I shower for thirty minutes every day , so it's not me. It's probably your own stink. You're a nasty disgusting pirate who drinks ale all day. It's pretty common in history to see pirates dying of scurvy because they don't clean themselves properly. I passed the medical examine by being alive. "I think therefor I am." You ever heard that before? Oh and how many Pirate world champions have their been in pro wrestling? Because The Undertaker has won seven world championships. I don't see any pirates with that kind of track record in pro wrestling.OCC: I put my profile up yesterday. OOC: My mistake good sir, many apologies. Scurvy? Ale? Now who's getting thier facts wrong? F'r one thing.....I don't drink ale. Ale's a Landlubber's drink. I drink Grog, failing that I drink Bumboo (BTW Delicious if you have a proper recipe). And a SMART pirate don't get scurvy. Grog's filled wit' Vitamin C and essential grogo-flavenoids designed for long journeys.
As far as the odor.....That may have been going a bit too far.
I'm gonna level with Ye Zomo.....there's a reason I don't care fer zombies. Zombies......Ate my Neighbors. The Petersons were good folk, every year they had a killer BBQ, then one day TromaCorp came in and built on that Damned Ancient Mayincatec Burial Ground, and dumped thier waste on some high muckity muck's tomb.
Next thing you know Herb's skull's being noshed on by a Warrior that ain't had a pulse since the time of Cortez....Betty's cowering as a Risin Priest is drooling over her....and poor lil Cindy.....SHE......SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD RUN AWAY!
I were just a lad when it happened.....but that fateful summer afternoon has soured me on Zombies. You claim yer not like them, that Zombies have "evolved" from the shambling fleshbeasts of yore......but I've got my Eye on ye.....the good one, not the ya know....patch-y one. See , This is the sort of thing I'm talking about. Just because a few bad zobies eat people , every zombie has to eat people. That's not true at all. John Wayne Gacy was human that doesn't mean every human is a serial. Other then being undead and pro wrestler , I'm a pretty normal guy. I like football , I have a wife and a daughter. We have a dog , he's actually a skelton. We got him from Tim Burton. We're very close friends. So yeah I'm just a normal everday blue collar kind of guy. Except for the whole being undead thing.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 19, 2011 13:08:45 GMT -5
See , This is the sort of thing I'm talking about. Just because a few bad zobies eat people , every zombie has to eat people. That's not true at all. John Wayne Gacy was human that doesn't mean every human is a serial. Other then being undead and pro wrestler , I'm a pretty normal guy. I like football , I have a wife and a daughter. We have a dog , he's actually a skelton. We got him from Tim Burton. We're very close friends. So yeah I'm just a normal everday blue collar kind of guy. Except for the whole being undead thing. " A wife and daughter? Was this before your...undeath I guess or after? Because if it was after..." Connor looks around suspiciously before leaning in to whisper at him. " You might not want to let Ryan Blood know." Connor seems to nod and indicate towards the nether regions and scrunches up his face.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 19, 2011 13:19:05 GMT -5
See , This is the sort of thing I'm talking about. Just because a few bad zobies eat people , every zombie has to eat people. That's not true at all. John Wayne Gacy was human that doesn't mean every human is a serial. Other then being undead and pro wrestler , I'm a pretty normal guy. I like football , I have a wife and a daughter. We have a dog , he's actually a skelton. We got him from Tim Burton. We're very close friends. So yeah I'm just a normal everday blue collar kind of guy. Except for the whole being undead thing. " A wife and daughter? Was this before your...undeath I guess or after? Because if it was after..." Connor looks around suspiciously before leaning in to whisper at him. " You might not want to let Ryan Blood know." Connor seems to nod and indicate towards the nether regions and scrunches up his face. Before or after? What are you trying to say? Zombies are impotent? I see how it is with you humans. Just because most of my flesh is rotten and my heart can't pump blood anymore I can't love a woman. Well I'' have you know I keep my wife quite satisfied.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 19, 2011 13:20:50 GMT -5
" A wife and daughter? Was this before your...undeath I guess or after? Because if it was after..." Connor looks around suspiciously before leaning in to whisper at him. " You might not want to let Ryan Blood know." Connor seems to nod and indicate towards the nether regions and scrunches up his face. Before or after? What are you trying to say? Zombies are impotent? I see how it is with you humans. Just because most of my flesh is rotten and my heart can't pump blood anymore I can't love a woman. Well I'' have you know I keep my wife quite satisfied. "...dude, I don't care whether you're a zombie or not, that's just not necessary information!"
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 19, 2011 13:23:37 GMT -5
Before or after? What are you trying to say? Zombies are impotent? I see how it is with you humans. Just because most of my flesh is rotten and my heart can't pump blood anymore I can't love a woman. Well I'' have you know I keep my wife quite satisfied. "...dude, I don't care whether you're a zombie or not, that's just not necessary information!" He asked.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 19, 2011 13:34:01 GMT -5
"...dude, I don't care whether you're a zombie or not, that's just not necessary information!" He asked." Actually it was more of a warning. But hey, if you want to turn into a public announcement for zombie kind by all means. I got nothing against you so long as you don't try and eat my brains and all."
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 19, 2011 14:54:52 GMT -5
See , This is the sort of thing I'm talking about. Just because a few bad zobies eat people , every zombie has to eat people. That's not true at all. John Wayne Gacy was human that doesn't mean every human is a serial. Other then being undead and pro wrestler , I'm a pretty normal guy. I like football , I have a wife and a daughter. We have a dog , he's actually a skelton. We got him from Tim Burton. We're very close friends. So yeah I'm just a normal everday blue collar kind of guy. Except for the whole being undead thing. " A wife and daughter? Was this before your...undeath I guess or after? Because if it was after..." Connor looks around suspiciously before leaning in to whisper at him. " You might not want to let Ryan Blood know." Connor seems to nod and indicate towards the nether regions and scrunches up his face. Just what in the blue hell are you implying?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 15:00:38 GMT -5
Monday, Monday, Monday! The denizens of Parts Unknown report to Parts Unknown arena to watch the fix, THE FIX, THE FIX! Watch as the fix is in when the Cerebral Assassin, The Commission of Submission, The Sultan of Muscle Separation Vincent Van Agony takes on The Old Fart, The Telletubby Puppet Master, Voldecough Seth Drakin!
Watch as Jonathan Michaels interferes, costing Vincent Van Agony, costing him the match, to "make a point"! Watch on in horror as he gets the dreaded X-Pac heat! Watch on as Whitey Fats laughs his ass off at ringside! For all this stupid bullshit, and another opportunity to watch ViVA get buried by the powers that be, tune in to NiteRAW tonight at , 8 central!
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 19, 2011 15:29:43 GMT -5
Just what in the blue hell are you implying? Connor whistles innocently as he keeps his hands in his pockets and sways his hips a bit, looking around the air.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
Posts: 1,414
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 19, 2011 15:39:54 GMT -5
" A wife and daughter? Was this before your...undeath I guess or after? Because if it was after..." Connor looks around suspiciously before leaning in to whisper at him. " You might not want to let Ryan Blood know." Connor seems to nod and indicate towards the nether regions and scrunches up his face. Before or after? What are you trying to say? Zombies are impotent? I see how it is with you humans. Just because most of my flesh is rotten and my heart can't pump blood anymore I can't love a woman. Well I'' have you know I keep my wife quite satisfied. Well Zombo, and I do not wish to offend so don't take this the wrong way, how does one live a normal life in a constant state of decomposition? I ask this purely for my research.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 19, 2011 15:44:46 GMT -5
Monday, Monday, Monday! The denizens of Parts Unknown report to Parts Unknown arena to watch the fix, THE FIX, THE FIX! Watch as the fix is in when the Cerebral Assassin, The Commission of Submission, The Sultan of Muscle Separation Vincent Van Agony takes on The Old Fart, The Telletubby Puppet Master, Voldecough Seth Drakin!
Watch as Jonathan Michaels interferes, costing Vincent Van Agony, costing him the match, to "make a point"! Watch on in horror as he gets the dreaded X-Pac heat! Watch on as Whitey Fats laughs his ass off at ringside! For all this stupid bulls***, and another opportunity to watch ViVA get buried by the powers that be, tune in to NiteRAW tonight at , 8 central! Watch as Seth pins Viva fair and square and Viva cry like a little baby enough tears to fill the Nile River.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 19, 2011 15:52:25 GMT -5
Before or after? What are you trying to say? Zombies are impotent? I see how it is with you humans. Just because most of my flesh is rotten and my heart can't pump blood anymore I can't love a woman. Well I'' have you know I keep my wife quite satisfied. Well Zombo, and I do not wish to offend so don't take this the wrong way, how does one live a normal life in a constant state of decomposition? I ask this purely for my research. See this is the sort of thing I'm talking about. We aren't in a constant state of decomposition. We only decompse for about the first two months of being undead.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 19, 2011 15:57:24 GMT -5
Well Zombo, and I do not wish to offend so don't take this the wrong way, how does one live a normal life in a constant state of decomposition? I ask this purely for my research. See this is the sort of thing I'm talking about. We aren't in a constant state of decomposition. We only decompse for about the first two months of being undead. Really! fascinating *dupoe writes this down on a clipboard*
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 19, 2011 17:34:11 GMT -5
Monday, Monday, Monday! The denizens of Parts Unknown report to Parts Unknown arena to watch the fix, THE FIX, THE FIX! Watch as the fix is in when the Cerebral Assassin, The Commission of Submission, The Sultan of Muscle Separation Vincent Van Agony takes on The Old Fart, The Telletubby Puppet Master, Voldecough Seth Drakin!
Watch as Jonathan Michaels interferes, costing Vincent Van Agony, costing him the match, to "make a point"! Watch on in horror as he gets the dreaded X-Pac heat! Watch on as Whitey Fats laughs his ass off at ringside! For all this stupid bulls***, and another opportunity to watch ViVA get buried by the powers that be, tune in to NiteRAW tonight at , 8 central! Watch as Seth pins Viva fair and square and Viva cry like a little baby enough tears to fill the Nile River. Watch as Jonathan Michaels doesn't give a **** about Viva or his match, and instead stays in the back and makes sweet love to his wife.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 19, 2011 17:36:20 GMT -5
Watch as Seth pins Viva fair and square and Viva cry like a little baby enough tears to fill the Nile River. Watch as Jonathan Michaels makes sweet love to his wife. Well...If you're offering,.....
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 19, 2011 17:52:49 GMT -5
A note hung on Mad Pirate Mulligan's door reads as follows. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! GONE DRINKIN' Be back to Beat Stone Later ~Yarr's Truly MPM
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