Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 17, 2011 1:51:19 GMT -5
You're trying to teach me a leason? That's what you're going with? Wow.Let's behonest , I'm awesome. Superior into you in every way and you're just some jealous emo who hates me for it. So everytime I do something awesome and amazing you rage about because you know you'll never be as alpha as me. That's cool and all but being jealous is for tossers. Why don't you man up , grow a pair , smash a few shop windows and feel a bit better about yourself , mate? Instead of being a total beta. Maybe it's because some of us have better things to do than to haphazardly destroy things merely for the sake of haphazardly destroying things.Things like eating popcorn and watching Japanese monster movies!Or preparing to go nuts in a cage.... "Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara, right? Jason Allen, also known as the Brainbuster. BB to some. Good to meet ya, and good luck at NiteRaw."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 17, 2011 6:16:53 GMT -5
One more show before GookerMania.
This Monday, I have requested some time to address the audience, because there's some things I need to get off my chest.
Because I need everyone to understand why I'm going to win. That ain't gonna happen, boy.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 17, 2011 11:59:21 GMT -5
What is your plan exactly? All you ever seem to do is worship a false idol and insult me. Oh you think I'm dumb enough to reveal my battle plan. I will give you the start of it but nothing else. It begins like the plans of 90% of the people in the matches plan, beating your head into a fine paste. As for this recurring "false idol" line I keep hearing where is your Jesus Christ, God, and all those in the bibleOOC:These views are the Jeremy Dupoe character's views and do NOT reflect my own in any way shape or form. sorry to those offended. Ooc: not offended myself but RULE 1 still applies in character. That's actually why certain gimmicks don't last long sometimes....and why I've never done my stock "crooked televangelist" character I've been working on IRL
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 13:35:23 GMT -5
OOC: I deleted the post on the off chance that it would be grounds for banning, better safe than sorry as far as I'm concerened I still have yet to reply to Lionel, why yes i did shortly press the history eraser button
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 14:40:33 GMT -5
What is your plan exactly? All you ever seem to do is worship a false idol and insult me. Oh you think I'm dumb enough to reveal my battle plan. I will give you the start of it but nothing else. It begins like the plans of 90% of the people in the matches plan, beating your head into a fine paste. As for the False Idol comment sleep with one eye open cause the Esoteric Order of Dagon would like a word with you.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 17, 2011 14:52:49 GMT -5
What is your plan exactly? All you ever seem to do is worship a false idol and insult me. Oh you think I'm dumb enough to reveal my battle plan. I will give you the start of it but nothing else. It begins like the plans of 90% of the people in the matches plan, beating your head into a fine paste. As for the False Idol comment sleep with one eye open cause the Esoteric Order of Dagon would like a word with you. "Esoteric Order of Dagon"? Cool. So you play Dungeons and Dragons too , Mate? What level's your paladin? I got a level nineteen Elf ranger in my last game.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 15:08:43 GMT -5
Oh you think I'm dumb enough to reveal my battle plan. I will give you the start of it but nothing else. It begins like the plans of 90% of the people in the matches plan, beating your head into a fine paste. As for the False Idol comment sleep with one eye open cause the Esoteric Order of Dagon would like a word with you. "Esoteric Order of Dagon"? Cool. So you play Dungeons and Dragons too , Mate? What level's your paladin? I got a level nineteen Elf ranger in my last game. Gee for some one how hate Conner (the Canadian as you put it) you sure do steal his material . And you are misinterpreting religion for a table top game the same way he does too. Now you might as well not sleep cause if you do they will to you what they attemted to do to Detective Jack Walters in Innsmouth back in 1921.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 17, 2011 15:29:59 GMT -5
"Esoteric Order of Dagon"? Cool. So you play Dungeons and Dragons too , Mate? What level's your paladin? I got a level nineteen Elf ranger in my last game. Gee for some one how hate Conner (the Canadian as you put it) you sure do steal his material . And you are misinterpreting religion for a table top game the same way he does too. Now you might as well not sleep cause if you do they will to you what they attemted to do to Detective Jack Walters in Innsmouth back in 1921. And for someone who seems to hate druggies , you seem to be a drug fuled haze alot. Anyways , you and your "friends" keep saying they're going to kill me in the cage. Have they forgotten I'm english? Because the english don't die easisly. Look at Ozzy. Hardcore drug use for atleast twenty years, Once bit the head off of a live bat who could've had rabbies , broke his neck on an ATV and guess what? Man's still kicking. Keith Richards? Snorted his own farther's ashes!Fell down an cracked his skull open on a tree stump. Guess what? Dude's perfectly fine. Face it , Man. Once us britsmake it past twenty-seven , we are damn near invisble. Ask Pete Doherty. Plus there's that whole , Keith moon taking like thirty horse tranqs and not dying and of course the most epic night in rock history in which Keith lived through.
"In 1967, Moon set in motion events which would become one of rock's most famous legends. According to the book Local DJ, a Rock & Roll History, after The Who opened for Herman's Hermits, Moon celebrated his 21st birthday party at the Holiday Inn in Flint, Michigan. Already intoxicated, he began the celebration by lighting a stick of dynamite in the toilet of his room. When the dynamite did not flush, Moon leapt out of the bathroom at the last possible moment to avoid porcelain toilet shards from the blast. He then a drove a Cadillac (according to Moon's own account, it was a Lincoln Continental) into the hotel pool. While Holiday Inn management had begrudgingly tolerated Moon's notorious history of blowing up toilets at other locations as long as the damage was paid for, they decided after the car incident that they had had enough; Moon and The Who were subsequently banned from all Holiday Inns for life, as well as from Flint.. Another version of the night was recounted by Moon biographer Tony Fletcher in the book Moon: The Life and Death of a Rock Legend; "It was (after a cake fight) that the cry came to 'debag' the birthday boy... Various members of (Herman's Hermits and The Who) launched themselves on Keith, pinned him to the floor and successfully pulled his trousers down... As the teenage girls began gasping and giggling and the cops started grunting their disapproval, Keith, naked from the waist down, made a good-natured dash for it out of the room...and smashed one of his front teeth out".(p.p. 210) It was after Moon went to the dentist and the party was disbanded that the 30 to 40 guests filed out.
If Ketih Moon can live through driving a car into an empty pool and a sticking a stick of tnt into a toliet. , I can live through the worst beating you guys could possible give me.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 15:40:17 GMT -5
Gee for some one how hate Conner (the Canadian as you put it) you sure do steal his material . And you are misinterpreting religion for a table top game the same way he does too. Now you might as well not sleep cause if you do they will to you what they attemted to do to Detective Jack Walters in Innsmouth back in 1921. And for someone who seems to hate druggies , you seem to be a drug fuled haze alot. Anyways , you and your "friends" keep saying they're going to kill me in the cage. Have they forgotten I'm english? Because the english don't die easisly. Look at Ozzy. Hardcore drug use for atleast twenty years, Once bit the head off of a live bat who could've had rabbies , broke his neck on an ATV and guess what? Man's still kicking. Keith Richards? Snorted his own farther's ashes!Fell down an cracked his skull open on a tree stump. Guess what? Dude's perfectly fine. Face it , Man. Once us britsmake it past twenty-seven , we are damn near invisble. Ask Pete Doherty. Plus there's that whole , Keith moon taking like thirty horse tranqs and not dying and of course the most epic night in rock history in which Keith lived through.
"In 1967, Moon set in motion events which would become one of rock's most famous legends. According to the book Local DJ, a Rock & Roll History, after The Who opened for Herman's Hermits, Moon celebrated his 21st birthday party at the Holiday Inn in Flint, Michigan. Already intoxicated, he began the celebration by lighting a stick of dynamite in the toilet of his room. When the dynamite did not flush, Moon leapt out of the bathroom at the last possible moment to avoid porcelain toilet shards from the blast. He then a drove a Cadillac (according to Moon's own account, it was a Lincoln Continental) into the hotel pool. While Holiday Inn management had begrudgingly tolerated Moon's notorious history of blowing up toilets at other locations as long as the damage was paid for, they decided after the car incident that they had had enough; Moon and The Who were subsequently banned from all Holiday Inns for life, as well as from Flint.. Another version of the night was recounted by Moon biographer Tony Fletcher in the book Moon: The Life and Death of a Rock Legend; "It was (after a cake fight) that the cry came to 'debag' the birthday boy... Various members of (Herman's Hermits and The Who) launched themselves on Keith, pinned him to the floor and successfully pulled his trousers down... As the teenage girls began gasping and giggling and the cops started grunting their disapproval, Keith, naked from the waist down, made a good-natured dash for it out of the room...and smashed one of his front teeth out".(p.p. 210) It was after Moon went to the dentist and the party was disbanded that the 30 to 40 guests filed out.
If Ketih Moon can live through driving a car into an empty pool and a sticking a stick of tnt into a toliet. , I can live through the worst beating you guys could possible give me.
You seem to not notice the word "Legend" in your little story. As for Ozzy, the only reason he isn't 6 feet under is the drugs he used to take physically changed the way his body processed drugs. Fun fact i'm in line to do his autopsy when he dies due to my position in the Necrobiology world
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 17, 2011 15:52:23 GMT -5
And for someone who seems to hate druggies , you seem to be a drug fuled haze alot. Anyways , you and your "friends" keep saying they're going to kill me in the cage. Have they forgotten I'm english? Because the english don't die easisly. Look at Ozzy. Hardcore drug use for atleast twenty years, Once bit the head off of a live bat who could've had rabbies , broke his neck on an ATV and guess what? Man's still kicking. Keith Richards? Snorted his own farther's ashes!Fell down an cracked his skull open on a tree stump. Guess what? Dude's perfectly fine. Face it , Man. Once us britsmake it past twenty-seven , we are damn near invisble. Ask Pete Doherty. Plus there's that whole , Keith moon taking like thirty horse tranqs and not dying and of course the most epic night in rock history in which Keith lived through.
"In 1967, Moon set in motion events which would become one of rock's most famous legends. According to the book Local DJ, a Rock & Roll History, after The Who opened for Herman's Hermits, Moon celebrated his 21st birthday party at the Holiday Inn in Flint, Michigan. Already intoxicated, he began the celebration by lighting a stick of dynamite in the toilet of his room. When the dynamite did not flush, Moon leapt out of the bathroom at the last possible moment to avoid porcelain toilet shards from the blast. He then a drove a Cadillac (according to Moon's own account, it was a Lincoln Continental) into the hotel pool. While Holiday Inn management had begrudgingly tolerated Moon's notorious history of blowing up toilets at other locations as long as the damage was paid for, they decided after the car incident that they had had enough; Moon and The Who were subsequently banned from all Holiday Inns for life, as well as from Flint.. Another version of the night was recounted by Moon biographer Tony Fletcher in the book Moon: The Life and Death of a Rock Legend; "It was (after a cake fight) that the cry came to 'debag' the birthday boy... Various members of (Herman's Hermits and The Who) launched themselves on Keith, pinned him to the floor and successfully pulled his trousers down... As the teenage girls began gasping and giggling and the cops started grunting their disapproval, Keith, naked from the waist down, made a good-natured dash for it out of the room...and smashed one of his front teeth out".(p.p. 210) It was after Moon went to the dentist and the party was disbanded that the 30 to 40 guests filed out.
If Ketih Moon can live through driving a car into an empty pool and a sticking a stick of tnt into a toliet. , I can live through the worst beating you guys could possible give me.
You seem to not notice the word "Legend" in your little story. As for Ozzy, the only reason he isn't 6 feet under is the drugs he used to take physically changed the way his body processed drugs. Fun fact i'm in line to do his autopsy when he dies due to my position in the Necrobiology world Yeah because that story is way mor elikely fake then dagon. A god or demon or whatever the hell he is created by some low rent horror writer who died a broke drunk. Cool story, bro.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 16:01:45 GMT -5
You seem to not notice the word "Legend" in your little story. As for Ozzy, the only reason he isn't 6 feet under is the drugs he used to take physically changed the way his body processed drugs. Fun fact i'm in line to do his autopsy when he dies due to my position in the Necrobiology world Yeah because that story is way mor elikely fake then dagon. A god or demon or whatever the hell he is created by some low rent horror writer who died a broke drunk. Cool story, bro. Not every Prophet dies happily. And as for being a fraud I looked into you claims of crimes. Your criminal record has only 1 crime on it a single, pitiful DUI. Anarchy, this is not.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 17, 2011 16:37:25 GMT -5
*A plane is seen touching down at an airport. Then, a car heads up a motorway, taking a turn off which says "Manchester M62". A rain soaked street has a pub decked out in red on one corner. A sign outside says: "Manchester United v Chelsea, live here tomorrow," from behind the camera a huge black trenchcoated figure appears. An old man shuffles past, crossing the road where he nears the pub toward the figure.*
Old Man: Don't go for a drink in there son, full of nutters. Bloody football hooligans. Used to be a nice place around here before they turned that into a football pub, now they're in there every weekend. They come from all over the country - all the people round here are City fans. They just come to get drunk and have a fight. Tonight will be bloody hell, they'll tear this place apart, smash windows, piss in people's letterboxes, set fire to cars, you name it, they'll ruin it.
*Frank Castle turns to the man*
Castle: Sounds like my kind of place.
*Castle puts on a pair of knuckledusters and a pair of black gloves over the top, and conceals the metal baseball bat he's carrying inside his coat. He walks inside and goes up to the bar.*
Barman: Yes mate?
Castle: Know someone called Lionel Murray?
Barman: Who wants to know?
Castle: A friend - told me to look this place up if ever I was over here.
Barman: That's our Lionel, top man, gets me loads of trade, helped me get this place started, he's a good lad, all these lads are his mates - we're keeping his seat warm for when he gets back form his business trip to America.
*Castle looks around him, and sees at least 50 men wearing Manchester United shirts drinking, shouting and swearing.*
Barman: So what can I get you?
Castle: Nothing - just wanted to pay this place a visit.
Barman: Well if you aren't going to pay for anything, you can sling your hook mate.
Castle: I might pay for the damages.
Barman: What damages?
*Castle grins. The camera switches to outside the pub, where the sound of fight can be heard from inside. Two men go flying through the window, another goes headfirst through the front door. Broken bottles, glasses and a fruit machine get hurled through the window, along with more men. One crawls out of the front door on his hands and knees, only for a black gloved hand to grab him and pull him back inside. Five minutes later, Castle emerges from the pub and walks back across the road to the old man.*
Old man: What the bloody hell did you do in there?
Castle: I just told him I thought the beer was flat. Somehow that didn't go down well.
Old man: Christ, their mate will kill you!
Castle: Lionel Murray?
Old man: Bloody Hell, you knew that? He'll come after you for this!
Castle: Don't worry about me old man, Lionel's about to learn that starting a war means casualties. Talking of which, maybe you want to call 999?
Old man: Why would I want to call the police? You've done everyone a favour?
Castle: I meant an ambulance, but if you haven't got any change or a mobile phone...
Old man:...then I guess I can't call anyone can I?
Castle: No, I guess you can't. What a shame.
Old man: Great shame. See you around son.
Castle: If I've done my job, you won't.
*Castle walks away as the camera fades out.*
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 17, 2011 17:11:08 GMT -5
Yeah because that story is way mor elikely fake then dagon. A god or demon or whatever the hell he is created by some low rent horror writer who died a broke drunk. Cool story, bro. Not every Prophet dies happily. And as for being a fraud I looked into you claims of crimes. Your criminal record has only 1 crime on it a single, pitiful DUI. Anarchy, this is not.OCC: Not cool writing stuff about that without asking first. And Michael Jackson was never convicted either. You belive he was innocent as well? What about OJ? Sometimes people can commit crimes without being arrested or convicted. As for punisher , do you own a jet pack or a stargate or once? Because you just flew to england , got a car , beat some dudes and flew back in like what? less then two days?
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 17:56:25 GMT -5
Not every Prophet dies happily. And as for being a fraud I looked into you claims of crimes. Your criminal record has only 1 crime on it a single, pitiful DUI. Anarchy, this is not. OCC: Not cool writing stuff about that without asking first. And Michael Jackson was never convicted either. You belive he was innocent as well? What about OJ? Sometimes people can commit crimes without being arrested or convicted. As for punisher , do you own a jet pack or a stargate or once? Because you just flew to england , got a car , beat some dudes and flew back in like what? less then two days? OOC: Who said it was the real criminal record *Dupoe is in a dark room with a group of hooded individuals*
BROTHERS OF DAGON I HAVE FOUND A NAY SAYER TO THE WORDS OF DAGON.
*A man pipes in* WHO BROTHER DUPOE, WHO IS THE NAY SAYER?
His name is LIONEL MURRAY
*woman* The man must be punished!!!
NO, He must be taught the teachings of Dagon And they will be taught to him through the beating I give him in the cage on Monday. I only ask that Dagon gives me the power of the Great Race of Yith to beat him into the enlightenment.
*different man* But, At minimum we must give him a message lest we be fed to the great lord of chaos Azathoth.
This is true, hmm *scene fades out*
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 17, 2011 18:01:07 GMT -5
If I join Whitey Inc., do I have to deal with Dupoe too much? Because good f***in' lord, I almost hate to him start hate-making out with Sid Rotten any second now/
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 17, 2011 18:42:39 GMT -5
Hello , My name is Zombo and I'm here to talk about Zombie Hate Crimes. Do you know that zombies are only the race still discriminated against because of the way they look? Yeah , you ever tried walking down the street as a zombie? It's all "Oh he's a zombie! Let's shoot him in the head! He's going to infect.s. " I'm not going to infect you. You're not even that good looking but you humans with your huge egos automatically think I'm some sort of possesed evil being with an insasitable hunger for human flesh. That's not true at all. Have you ever actually talked to a Zombie? No , you've only seen us in movies and because of that you assume , we're all evil. That's not true at all. I have a zombie friend who is a firefighter. He saves people lives. Do you ever see movies made about zombie firefighters? Nope , only movies in which Zombies are violent flesh hungry thugs. Why is that , huh? For years , We have been held down and we have been under the control of voodo witch doctors and when we finally free ourselves from their evil grasp , you people start profiling all of us as unstopable killing machines . Hell , I bet right now you think I'm some sort of power move using monster heel , right? Well guess what? I'm not. I like double rotation moonsaults and dragonrana's but you wouldn't think that just looking at me would you? Because you're racist against zombies and I'm here in the WWCF to prove you wrong . To prove that we aren't all just hungry brain eatting sociopaths. Zombie's have feelings too , you know?
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 18:54:57 GMT -5
Hello , My name is Zombo and I'm here to talk about Zombie Hate Crimes. Do you know that zombies are only the race still discriminated against because of the way they look? Yeah , you ever tried walking down the street as a zombie? It's all "Oh he's a zombie! Let's shoot him in the head! He's going to infect.s. " I'm not going to infect you. You're not even that good looking but you humans with your huge egos automatically think I'm some sort of possesed evil being with an insasitable hunger for human flesh. That's not true at all. Have you ever actually talked to a Zombie? No , you've only seen us in movies and because of that you assume , we're all evil. That's not true at all. I have a zombie friend who is a firefighter. He saves people lives. Do you ever see movies made about zombie firefighters? Nope , only movies in which Zombies are violent flesh hungry thugs. Why is that , huh? For years , We have been held down and we have been under the control of voodo witch doctors and when we finally free ourselves from their evil grasp , you people start profiling all of us as unstopable killing machines . Hell , I bet right now you think I'm some sort of power move using monster heel , right? Well guess what? I'm not. I like double rotation moonsaults and dragonrana's but you wouldn't think that just looking at me would you? Because you're racist against zombies and I'm here in the WWCF to prove you wrong . To prove that we aren't all just hungry brain eatting sociopaths. Zombie's have feelings too , you know?
Very interesting a member of the walking dead has entered the WWCF. I am absolutely fascinated by you...Zombo was it? Any way as a Necrobiologist I have studied he dead for years and never seen one rise, even in all my years attempting to summon Cthulhu. I will be watching you with great interest.
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Post by Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! on Sept 17, 2011 18:59:04 GMT -5
Hello , My name is Zombo and I'm here to talk about Zombie Hate Crimes. Do you know that zombies are only the race still discriminated against because of the way they look? Yeah , you ever tried walking down the street as a zombie? It's all "Oh he's a zombie! Let's shoot him in the head! He's going to infect.s. " I'm not going to infect you. You're not even that good looking but you humans with your huge egos automatically think I'm some sort of possesed evil being with an insasitable hunger for human flesh. That's not true at all. Have you ever actually talked to a Zombie? No , you've only seen us in movies and because of that you assume , we're all evil. That's not true at all. I have a zombie friend who is a firefighter. He saves people lives. Do you ever see movies made about zombie firefighters? Nope , only movies in which Zombies are violent flesh hungry thugs. Why is that , huh? For years , We have been held down and we have been under the control of voodo witch doctors and when we finally free ourselves from their evil grasp , you people start profiling all of us as unstopable killing machines . Hell , I bet right now you think I'm some sort of power move using monster heel , right? Well guess what? I'm not. I like double rotation moonsaults and dragonrana's but you wouldn't think that just looking at me would you? Because you're racist against zombies and I'm here in the WWCF to prove you wrong . To prove that we aren't all just hungry brain eatting sociopaths. Zombie's have feelings too , you know?
Very interesting a member of the walking dead has entered the WWCF. I am absolutely fascinated by you...Zombo was it? Any way as a Necrobiologist I have studied he dead for years and never seen one rise, even in all my years attempting to summon Cthulhu. I will be watching you with great interest. Watching me? Why? Because I might steal something? Or bite one of your family members? Is that what you're trying to say?
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 17, 2011 19:09:16 GMT -5
Very interesting a member of the walking dead has entered the WWCF. I am absolutely fascinated by you...Zombo was it? Any way as a Necrobiologist I have studied he dead for years and never seen one rise, even in all my years attempting to summon Cthulhu. I will be watching you with great interest. Watching me? Why? Because I might steal something? Or bite one of your family members? Is that what you're trying to say? No, for scientific research. You see there is minamal scientific knowlege in regards to the undead be it Zombies, ghosts, or other members of undead.Besides the only one I think is stealing my S*** is Lionel.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 17, 2011 19:35:14 GMT -5
Very interesting a member of the walking dead has entered the WWCF. I am absolutely fascinated by you...Zombo was it? Any way as a Necrobiologist I have studied he dead for years and never seen one rise, even in all my years attempting to summon Cthulhu. I will be watching you with great interest. Watching me? Why? Because I might steal something? Or bite one of your family members? Is that what you're trying to say? Dear lord. One of "You people" your kind make me sick, you rise up from yer graves and take all the jobs from decent LIVING people. And don't think I don't unnerstand yer mumbly zombie language! You were magically reanimated on AMERICAN soil! SPEAK AMERICAN! Durn gravebacks.
OOC: Casual zombie racism...a pirate's worst vice.
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