Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 7, 2011 13:29:45 GMT -5
The Following is Written on a Crumpled official looking Letterhead
" To The WWCF Medical Staff:
My Son Patient Capt. H.U.P.W.B. etc Mulligan is violently ill and his condition is exacerbated by stress. Mr. Van Agony has his spare medication, as such, they are not to be seperated in case of an attack. As such The proposed Matches should be changed so as to team my son PATIENTwith Mr. Van Agony for safety's sake.
Signed,
Mad Mama Mulligan
My DoctorSEE I GOTTA DOCTOR'S NOTE! IT'S NOT FAIR! OH NO YOU'RE NOT. I refuse to get in the MITBOB match by default. I don't care how much I despise Evil M, I'm having that match next week!
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 7, 2011 14:35:51 GMT -5
I didn't want to do it. I just wanted to talk. All I wanted for was someone to listen to me. All I wanted was you...Gorilla. To listen to me. And look at you...your lying in a hospital bed..WISHING YOU WERE GOD DAMN DEAD!!!! So instead of being the voice of reason for a company that has no reason...YOU'VE BECOME JUST ONE EXAMPLE...IN A LONG LINE OF EXAMPLES!!!! This isn't my fault that you and your loser partner where both carried out on a stretcher...THAT WAS YOUR FAULT...ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT!!!!! And General of the Monkey Army. I'm glad you were there, to once again stick your big nose where it didn't belong. BUT THIS TIME YOU WERE JUST TOO DAMN SLOW!!!! You could have saved Hoss and King but you were too dumb and too stupid to react fast enough. So all you have left....is to count down the days to Gookermania IV....and pretty soon, your reign as Hardcore Champion...will end with you in a bloody heap. AND THIS GOES FOR ALL OF THE WWCF SUPERSTARS!!! SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T MESSING AROUND ANYMORE!!!! If you don't want to end up like Fat Hoss...then you all better start to respect me. Because life in the WWCF.....IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] So... wanna come out to my place and discuss strategy? Hell. I'll fire up the grill.[/quote] Well...well..well. It appears the WWCF, punishes me yet again by tagging me up with the World Champion himself....interesting. You know what Fatty Boy, If tagging with you next week, is gonna get me some respect...then so be it. I never refuse a match with anybody or against anybody...BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE PERSONALLY I CAN'T STAND BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU!!!!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 14:56:20 GMT -5
So... wanna come out to my place and discuss strategy? Hell. I'll fire up the grill. Well...well..well. It appears the WWCF, punishes me yet again by tagging me up with the World Champion himself....interesting. You know what Fatty Boy, If tagging with you next week, is gonna get me some respect...then so be it. I never refuse a match with anybody or against anybody...BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE PERSONALLY I CAN'T STAND BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU!!!! I'm appalled. I have never been anything but aboveboard and honest with my dealings with everybody in this fed.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 7, 2011 15:09:02 GMT -5
The Following is Written on a Crumpled official looking Letterhead
" To The WWCF Medical Staff:
My Son Patient Capt. H.U.P.W.B. etc Mulligan is violently ill and his condition is exacerbated by stress. Mr. Van Agony has his spare medication, as such, they are not to be seperated in case of an attack. As such The proposed Matches should be changed so as to team my son PATIENTwith Mr. Van Agony for safety's sake.
Signed,
Mad Mama Mulligan
My DoctorSEE I GOTTA DOCTOR'S NOTE! IT'S NOT FAIR! OH NO YOU'RE NOT. I refuse to get in the MITBOB match by default. I don't care how much I despise Evil M, I'm having that match next week!OOC I love how with a shot at MITBOB on the line, only one person in the match actually wants it, because I'm pretty sure M would be just fine with a free pass.
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
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Post by Viva on Sept 7, 2011 16:08:43 GMT -5
You know, this is pretty typical. You're going to tag me with Colt? f***ing Colt? Not only do I want to kill him. Physically choke the life out of his body, but he's already out of commission. So what does that mean for me? That means I get to go up against two, perfectly able bodied contestants. Jeremy Dupoe, a f***ing partner in Whitey, Inc. and Tyfo. What the f***?
It seems like the more I call out the powers that be around here, the larger shaft I get lodged deeply into my rectum. I can't f***ing win. Whatever. Jeremy, I think it'd be smart for you to stay out of my way Monday. I'm going to win, and stuff. Whether you like it or not. Tyfo, I've already Bio-DOMED you into a f***ing trash can. Those actions speak louder than any words I could ever muster. You're trash, and I'll take you out again if I have to.
Is anyone f***ing surprised? Here's Smokin' Vokoun bitching like a little pansy while he has the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion on his team, for christ sakes. The guy clearly just likes to bitch. Whitey has done a lot of questionable shit in the past, but going half-assed into a match? Never. You've got a guaranteed winner in your corner, dipshit. Shut the hell up. God damn.
I've got no one. I'm going into this alone. And I'm going to win. Some way, somehow.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 7, 2011 16:23:07 GMT -5
You know, this is pretty typical. You're going to tag me with Colt? f***ing Colt? Not only do I want to kill him. Physically choke the life out of his body, but he's already out of commission. So what does that mean for me? That means I get to go up against two, perfectly able bodied contestants. Jeremy Dupoe, a f***ing partner in Whitey, Inc. and Tyfo. What the f***?
It seems like the more I call out the powers that be around here, the larger shaft I get lodged deeply into my rectum. I can't f***ing win. Whatever. Jeremy, I think it'd be smart for you to stay out of my way Monday. I'm going to win, and stuff. Whether you like it or not. Tyfo, I've already Bio-DOMED you into a f***ing trash can. Those actions speak louder than any words I could ever muster. You're trash, and I'll take you out again if I have to.
Is anyone f***ing surprised? Here's Smokin' Vokoun bitching like a little pansy while he has the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion on his team, for christ sakes. The guy clearly just likes to bitch. Whitey has done a lot of questionable s*** in the past, but going half-assed into a match? Never. You've got a guaranteed winner in your corner, dips***. Shut the hell up. God damn.
I've got no one. I'm going into this alone. And I'm going to win. Some way, somehow. *Jonathan pulls ut a violin and starts playing a sad tune for Viva*
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 7, 2011 16:29:06 GMT -5
You know, this is pretty typical. You're going to tag me with Colt? f***ing Colt? Not only do I want to kill him. Physically choke the life out of his body, but he's already out of commission. So what does that mean for me? That means I get to go up against two, perfectly able bodied contestants. Jeremy Dupoe, a f***ing partner in Whitey, Inc. and Tyfo. What the f***?
It seems like the more I call out the powers that be around here, the larger shaft I get lodged deeply into my rectum. I can't f***ing win. Whatever. Jeremy, I think it'd be smart for you to stay out of my way Monday. I'm going to win, and stuff. Whether you like it or not. Tyfo, I've already Bio-DOMED you into a f***ing trash can. Those actions speak louder than any words I could ever muster. You're trash, and I'll take you out again if I have to.
Is anyone f***ing surprised? Here's Smokin' Vokoun bitching like a little pansy while he has the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion on his team, for christ sakes. The guy clearly just likes to bitch. Whitey has done a lot of questionable s*** in the past, but going half-assed into a match? Never. You've got a guaranteed winner in your corner, dips***. Shut the hell up. God damn.
I've got no one. I'm going into this alone. And I'm going to win. Some way, somehow. *Jonathan pulls ut a violin and starts playing a sad tune for Viva* Where'd you get that violin? I bet your wife gave it to you, sent your pussywhipped ass out here, and told you to play it in front of me. It's out of tune anyways, much like you and your dipshit wife.
Let me make one thing clear, I have my notions, I have my theories, and you're on the top of my f***ing list. It would make your bitch wife very happy to hold me down knowing that Hideo loved me more than he'd ever love her. And now that he's gone, here I am being booked like a f***ing idiot. The guy who sent me to read every book on opponent intimidation, martial arts, and in-ring psychology would be sick to his stomach seeing me lose focus in the ring. And yet here we are. I'm just the Marrionette. I'm willing to bet the house that that twat of yours is the one pulling the strings.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 7, 2011 17:37:02 GMT -5
*Jonathan pulls ut a violin and starts playing a sad tune for Viva* Where'd you get that violin? I bet your wife gave it to you, sent your pussywhipped ass out here, and told you to play it in front of me. It's out of tune anyways, much like you and your dips*** wife.
Let me make one thing clear, I have my notions, I have my theories, and you're on the top of my f***ing list. It would make your bitch wife very happy to hold me down knowing that Hideo loved me more than he'd ever love her. And now that he's gone, here I am being booked like a f***ing idiot. The guy who sent me to read every book on opponent intimidation, martial arts, and in-ring psychology would be sick to his stomach seeing me lose focus in the ring. And yet here we are. I'm just the Marrionette. I'm willing to bet the house that that twat of yours is the one pulling the strings.*A Marrionette puppet plays a very small violin.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 7, 2011 18:26:24 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
Do you feel the Gookermania heat, WWCF Galaxy?
It's the red-hot sensation of Gookermania coming, and this Monday, Seth Drakin and Whitey Fats will be on the Boiler Plaza with me, BRB, and the Michaels next Niteraw!
But that's not all - looks like Ol' Uncle Seth 'n' me have a tag match that'll bring me yet another step closer to the World Title!
Will the tale of the Canadian Dragon reach its end? Can Cageking go the boiling point and not burst?
We'll find out this Niteraw!
BRB out!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 18:37:20 GMT -5
My christian name is "Handsome" Whitey Fats.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 18:38:26 GMT -5
You know, this is pretty typical. You're going to tag me with Colt? f***ing Colt? Not only do I want to kill him. Physically choke the life out of his body, but he's already out of commission. So what does that mean for me? That means I get to go up against two, perfectly able bodied contestants. Jeremy Dupoe, a f***ing partner in Whitey, Inc. and Tyfo. What the f***?
It seems like the more I call out the powers that be around here, the larger shaft I get lodged deeply into my rectum. I can't f***ing win. Whatever. Jeremy, I think it'd be smart for you to stay out of my way Monday. I'm going to win, and stuff. Whether you like it or not. Tyfo, I've already Bio-DOMED you into a f***ing trash can. Those actions speak louder than any words I could ever muster. You're trash, and I'll take you out again if I have to.
Is anyone f***ing surprised? Here's Smokin' Vokoun bitching like a little pansy while he has the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion on his team, for christ sakes. The guy clearly just likes to bitch. Whitey has done a lot of questionable s*** in the past, but going half-assed into a match? Never. You've got a guaranteed winner in your corner, dips***. Shut the hell up. God damn.
I've got no one. I'm going into this alone. And I'm going to win. Some way, somehow. *Jonathan pulls ut a violin and starts playing a sad tune for Viva* That violin ain't gonna help you when I beat your ass.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 7, 2011 18:44:22 GMT -5
*Jonathan pulls ut a violin and starts playing a sad tune for Viva* That violin ain't gonna help you when I beat your ass.*An image of a pile of cow crap has a cowboy hat on it. Next to it is a sign that says:* This is Whitey Fats.....sadly the world title has been engulfed by the crap
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 18:53:45 GMT -5
That violin ain't gonna help you when I beat your ass. *An image of a pile of cow crap has a cowboy hat on it. Next to it is a sign that says:* This is Whitey Fats.....sadly the world title has been engulfed by the crap{color=blue] Pinned your ass, then you had to wait til I beat Colt's ass and sneak up behind him, cause you are a women-beating coward.[/color]
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 7, 2011 19:21:00 GMT -5
IC: *Crunching antacids the entire time, on the phone with somebody.* 's not fair Mommy! Why do I HAVE to tag with JoNo?! Yes I gave 'em the note. ( beat) No....I thought those cookies were for me.
Well how was I supposed to know that? But mama.....yes mama....I AM NOT A "PUDGE PIRATE"! ....sorry for shouting mama.
(Silence for a beat)
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....love you too mommy.
*hangs up, Downs a bottle of Maalox, chases with Pepto*
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 7, 2011 20:01:24 GMT -5
The Terror of the Seven Seas, everybody.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 7, 2011 20:04:26 GMT -5
*An image of a pile of cow crap has a cowboy hat on it. Next to it is a sign that says:* This is Whitey Fats.....sadly the world title has been engulfed by the crap{color=blue] Pinned your ass, then you had to wait til I beat Colt's ass and sneak up behind him, cause you are a women-beating coward. [/color][/quote] *The pile of crap with a cowboy hat on now has a four leaf clover, a rabbit's foot, and a horseshoe. The sign next to it now says:* Luck can't change the fact that you are still a pile of crap.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 7, 2011 21:02:26 GMT -5
The Terror of the Seven Seas, everybody. .....Even Bad Guys love thier momma.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 7, 2011 21:15:48 GMT -5
Well, Punisher it would appear that fate has conspired against the match, but don't think for a second that this is the end of anything. Now as for you ViVA while we both with Whitey INC. Don't think for a second I wont try to get in to MITBOB at any cost and if that means running over someone who's on my side, so be it. As for Colt I don't think a could give less of a damn about him. I will give him the fact that he is a former champion but a little bit of gold fastened to leather and called a title is just that A TITLE a label for use to identifying the champion. Dagon has claimed that you will make a powerful ally, ViVA, but as of right now we are foes.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 7, 2011 21:22:39 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* Do you feel the Gookermania heat, WWCF Galaxy?
It's the red-hot sensation of Gookermania coming, and this Monday, Seth Drakin and Whitey Fats will be on the Boiler Plaza with me, BRB, and the Michaels next Niteraw!
But that's not all - looks like Ol' Uncle Seth 'n' me have a tag match that'll bring me yet another step closer to the World Title!
Will the tale of the Canadian Dragon reach its end? Can Cageking go the boiling point and not burst?
We'll find out this Niteraw!
BRB out!
*The camera pans to a stretch of road. A highway as a few cars pass. The camera pans a bit more to show a sign saying "Welcome to Parts Unknown, USA!". Underneath the sign is Connor Mackenzie, sporting a leather jacket with a hoodie on underneath, a pair of jeans and sneakers* "This is the road I travelled on to get here, Parts Unknown, USA. A long, winding, uphill and downhill road. But when I saw this sign I knew that this is where I wanted to be. This is where I was meant to be but this..."Connor walks a few steps forward, the camera zooming out to show another sign that shows the WWCF logo and the words "Parts Unknown, home to Gookermania!". "This is where I am going. Come Monday I have one chance, one oppurtunity presented to me to tag up with Cage King against the team of Seth Drakin and BRB."A few cars can be heard passing as Connor brings a hand to his chin almost in thought. "I could go on about how I haven't been here as long as some. How some out there might feel I'm not deserving of anything let alone a spot at the biggest show of the year for this company. But come Monday..." Lowering his hand, the camera zooms in on a close up. "I will show Seth, BRB, Cage King, Whitey Inc., TMK. Everyone! That I am not going to back down. I'm not going to give up. I'm going to fight. I'm going to Gookermania and even if I need to carry Cage King on my damn back I'm making sure we're getting there. So Seth, BRB, with all the respect in the world that I have for you. Get ready, because I am doing this. I'm not expecting you to stand aside or go easy. In fact I would be insulted if you did that. But I. WILL. NOT. BACK. DOWN. Your careers are storied, of legend even. But I'm going to correct one thing you said BRB. This is not the end of the Canadian Dragon. No, what this is is the end...of the beginning."
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 7, 2011 21:30:18 GMT -5
*Jonathan pulls ut a violin and starts playing a sad tune for Viva* Where'd you get that violin? I bet your wife gave it to you, sent your pussywhipped ass out here, and told you to play it in front of me. It's out of tune anyways, much like you and your dips*** wife.
Let me make one thing clear, I have my notions, I have my theories, and you're on the top of my f***ing list. It would make your bitch wife very happy to hold me down knowing that Hideo loved me more than he'd ever love her. And now that he's gone, here I am being booked like a f***ing idiot. The guy who sent me to read every book on opponent intimidation, martial arts, and in-ring psychology would be sick to his stomach seeing me lose focus in the ring. And yet here we are. I'm just the Marrionette. I'm willing to bet the house that that twat of yours is the one pulling the strings. Okay, Viva.
Now I want you to listen to me for a minute.
You can talk all the s**t you want, however, just remember, I'm the one with the smoking hot, rich as hell wife, I'm the one main eventing GookerMania for the second time, I'M the one who's walking out of GookerMania with the WWCF Championship.
And you?
You're a deluded, pathetic lunatic who's one step away from being a smelly street person with aluminum foil on his feet and bunny slippers on his hands.
And if you EVER speak that way about my wife again, I'll take this violin and shove it in your urethra.
In conclusion, shut your f*****g mouth before I rip your jaw off.
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