Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 6, 2011 15:37:00 GMT -5
Are you still here? We are busy researching about a old Chinese seal recipe. Go on, on your bike. Go hire some people to beat up as you pretend to be some comic book character.
.....Let's see, what are those things called? Those monsters who are dependant on seals.....Yes, this could work.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 6, 2011 15:43:43 GMT -5
Are you still here? We are busy researching about a old Chinese seal recipe. Go on, on your bike. Go hire some people to beat up as you pretend to be some comic book character.
.....Let's see, what are those things called? Those monsters who are dependant on seals.....Yes, this could work. I reckon it's gonna take about 150 volts before you need someone to clean up your own effluence.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 6, 2011 15:45:11 GMT -5
Look, kid. We don't have any candy, all right? Plus, you are one month off from Halloween anyways. Go play trick-or-treat elsewhere.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 6, 2011 15:48:33 GMT -5
Look, kid. We don't have any candy, all right? Plus, you are one month off from Halloween anyways. Go play trick-or-treat elsewhere. On Halloween, kids egg your garage if you don't give them sweets. If you don't get out of my face, I'll egg your garage with an AK-47. Son.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 6, 2011 17:09:21 GMT -5
Your threats are as hollow as the contents of your skull, Dolph. Now, go on. Go actually win a title for once before you talk to one of the big boys.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 6, 2011 21:31:42 GMT -5
Perhaps you missed the part where I was insinuating that you are an incredibly stupid. Case in point you calling a drain a "plughole". You know what how about we settle this in the ring I'll even allow you to pick the date. "I didn't miss it scumbag, I just wanted to see if you were stupid enough to mention it again. You obviously were, so I'll give you your match, on the next Niteraw if you want - it doesn't make any difference to me. I would though, ask one small question:
"How are you gonna make it up to the catwalks with both legs broken?" Well I have to admit your slightly more clever then the rest of the roster. However your as predictable as day and night. constant threats to people who oppose you, tell me have any of your little threats become a reality after all you claim that your going to "punish" Whitey. Well last time I checked hes the champion and you are not. Now if you mean another form of "punishment" keep it behind closed doors that's your business. Although if you did mean it that way record it and send it to the General of the Monkey Army, he will make you rich *mumbling* greedy bastard *back to normal* I choose answer your question with one of my own "How are YOU gonna make it up to the catwalks with a shattered skull and broken neck?"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 6, 2011 21:56:40 GMT -5
1. You didn't answer his challenge, and
2. I went on an eight-match losing streak. Did you hear me whine incessantly? No. You didn't. Who are you again? Stay the f*** out of my business. And in case you aren't up to speed: I issued the challenge. He's ducking me. And unless you want to be on the receiving end of a bedtime story, I suggest you shut it the f*** down, and continue walking. And I said........I would accept your challenge provided you agree to the stipulation I wanted. The only person ducking is you.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 6, 2011 22:32:22 GMT -5
Who are you again? Stay the f*** out of my business. And in case you aren't up to speed: I issued the challenge. He's ducking me. And unless you want to be on the receiving end of a bedtime story, I suggest you shut it the f*** down, and continue walking. And I said........I would accept your challenge provided you agree to the stipulation I wanted. The only person ducking is you. You aren't even asking for a stipulation. But fine. If you win, I'll agree to say whatever it is you wanted me to say. I'll get a mic, stand in front of you, and repeat after you. Just recognize that it's going to be empty and meaningless. You're not going to change my way of thinking, retard. Now get in the ring and fight me
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 6, 2011 23:46:22 GMT -5
Twilight Zone Narrator Guy-like Person: September 6, 2011. Just a hour after the weekly Monday Nite Raw of the earth-shatteringly popular WWCF, a couple was driving back from Parts Unknown City, Parts Unknown, U.S.A. to the neighboring state of Beaverville, Suburbia, U.S.A. The young man was Spunky Spunkerton, and despite having such a unfortunate name pulled a nice piece of tail called Lizzie Crotchbiter. Oh, such a nice couple, like they just walked off the set of American Graffiti, or some shit. OOC: Feel the heat, Lucas.
Anyways, Spunkerton took his girlfriend to the show and won her over, but as they were going down the road, a event tied to the WWCF happened...
That was fun, huh? Just wait babe, I get this car paid off, and we can move to Parts Unknown and watch it all the time.
Oh yes dear, that will ni, CRAP, LOOK OUT!
*As the car swerves off the road to avoid whatever Ms. Crotchbiter saw, Mr. Spunkerton goes out to see what was it*
He....Hello?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who...Who's there?!?
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Lariats the shit out of him*
SHUT THE f*** UP, RICHLEN!
*In the car*
Spunky?!? Oh my God, who was that?
*As a outside force opens the car door, she is answered. It is Johnny Stone, with a insane look in his eyes, covered in Woad paint, and drying foam around his mouth. He is also completely f***ing naked.
*50's Horror Movie Girl Scream*
f*** OFF, CASTLE!
*Punches her out, and throws her out of the car*
I WIN! I HAVE DEFEATED DRAKIN, AND KILLED HIS CAREER! I NOW RULE THE ROOST!
*And with that, he steals the car, drives back to Parts Unknown City even worse then some with a AC of 3.25, and leaves the bleeding, K.O.'d couple in the dirt
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 6, 2011 23:59:33 GMT -5
For too long I've kept my damn mouth shut about everything, all these people talking s**t to me, and I'm through being classy.
Drakin, Whitey, meet me in the Boiler Plaza next week, and I'll answer any questions you have, and then I'm going to tell the world exactly what's going to happen at GookerMania.
And as for this mysterious new shareholder and his tag team matches to determine the participants of Money In The Bank Or Botch, he may want me to fight Evil M, but he's moved on, and so have I.
If he actually thinks I'm going to show up and help one of Whitey's goons qualify, then he's got no idea what the hell he's doing.
Sorry, Mulligan, I think I'll just let you twist in the wind, because I'll be damned if I let anyone stand in the way of my happy ending.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 7, 2011 0:21:15 GMT -5
*It is late at night in Parts Unknown, Ryan Bergman pulls up to an office building and goes up the stairs. He enters and office and knocks on the door* Come on inHowdy Doctor Davis, how are you doing?Good Ryan, happy to see you, take a seat. Now, tell me what's on your mind?Well Doc, it isn't a what, it's more like a who. You see I'm tagging with Amigo now,and ever since we started working together he's been talking through a few different personalities. I think he's up to four now, but it's hard to keep track of them all.Uh huh...And the real problem is that I'm concerned about him. I know that we've never really seen eye to eye but now that we are working together I can't help but feel a want to help him out if I can. That's why I called you. I want you, him and I to sit down for a few sessions and try to figure all this outNow Ryan, you know that I don't normally take on new patients for this kind of thing, especially one who I've seen before. How bad is it?See for yourself*Bergman takes out video of the events earlier in Beaverville and watches along with Dr. Davis* Twilight Zone Narrator Guy-like Person: September 6, 2011. Just a hour after the weekly Monday Nite Raw of the earth-shatteringly popular WWCF, a couple was driving back from Parts Unknown City, Parts Unknown, U.S.A. to the neighboring state of Beaverville, Suburbia, U.S.A. The young man was Spunky Spunkerton, and despite having such a unfortunate name pulled a nice piece of tail called Lizzie Crotchbiter. Oh, such a nice couple, like they just walked off the set of American Graffiti, or some s***. OOC: Feel the heat, Lucas. Anyways, Spunkerton took his girlfriend to the show and won her over, but as they were going down the road, a event tied to the WWCF happened...That was fun, huh? Just wait babe, I get this car paid off, and we can move to Parts Unknown and watch it all the time.Oh yes dear, that will ni, CRAP, LOOK OUT!*As the car swerves off the road to avoid whatever Ms. Crotchbiter saw, Mr. Spunkerton goes out to see what was it* He....Hello?ahhhhhhhhhhhhhWho...Who's there?!?AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Lariats the s*** out of him*
SHUT THE f*** UP, RICHLEN!*In the car*
Spunky?!? Oh my God, who was that?*As a outside force opens the car door, she is answered. It is Johnny Stone, with a insane look in his eyes, covered in Woad paint, and drying foam around his mouth. He is also completely f***ing naked.*50's Horror Movie Girl Scream*f*** OFF, CASTLE!
*Punches her out, and throws her out of the car*
I WIN! I HAVE DEFEATED DRAKIN, AND KILLED HIS CAREER! I NOW RULE THE ROOST!
*And with that, he steals the car, drives back to Parts Unknown City even worse then some with a AC of 3.25, and leaves the bleeding, K.O.'d couple in the dirt Well, you keep an eye on him for me, and tell him that I want to meet with him and you on Monday morning!Thanks Doc, I own you one for this
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 7, 2011 5:04:54 GMT -5
Twilight Zone Narrator Guy-like Person: September 6, 2011. Just a hour after the weekly Monday Nite Raw of the earth-shatteringly popular WWCF, a couple was driving back from Parts Unknown City, Parts Unknown, U.S.A. to the neighboring state of Beaverville, Suburbia, U.S.A. The young man was Spunky Spunkerton, and despite having such a unfortunate name pulled a nice piece of tail called Lizzie Crotchbiter. Oh, such a nice couple, like they just walked off the set of American Graffiti, or some s***. OOC: Feel the heat, Lucas. Anyways, Spunkerton took his girlfriend to the show and won her over, but as they were going down the road, a event tied to the WWCF happened...That was fun, huh? Just wait babe, I get this car paid off, and we can move to Parts Unknown and watch it all the time.Oh yes dear, that will ni, CRAP, LOOK OUT!*As the car swerves off the road to avoid whatever Ms. Crotchbiter saw, Mr. Spunkerton goes out to see what was it* He....Hello?ahhhhhhhhhhhhhWho...Who's there?!?AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Lariats the s*** out of him*
SHUT THE f*** UP, RICHLEN!*In the car*
Spunky?!? Oh my God, who was that?*As a outside force opens the car door, she is answered. It is Johnny Stone, with a insane look in his eyes, covered in Woad paint, and drying foam around his mouth. He is also completely f***ing naked.*50's Horror Movie Girl Scream*f*** OFF, CASTLE!
*Punches her out, and throws her out of the car*
I WIN! I HAVE DEFEATED DRAKIN, AND KILLED HIS CAREER! I NOW RULE THE ROOST!
*And with that, he steals the car, drives back to Parts Unknown City even worse then some with a AC of 3.25, and leaves the bleeding, K.O.'d couple in the dirt I read the news today and, oh lord he has skipped class A and gone straight off the deep end. hey Bergman just a little heads up this isn't going to end with out a tranq gun, just sayin'. *screaming heard outside* well,that cant be good
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 7, 2011 7:11:00 GMT -5
And I said........I would accept your challenge provided you agree to the stipulation I wanted. The only person ducking is you. You aren't even asking for a stipulation. But fine. If you win, I'll agree to say whatever it is you wanted me to say. I'll get a mic, stand in front of you, and repeat after you. Just recognize that it's going to be empty and meaningless. You're not going to change my way of thinking, retard. Now get in the ring and fight me Good...........then you have yourself a match.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 7:32:34 GMT -5
For too long I've kept my damn mouth shut about everything, all these people talking s**t to me, and I'm through being classy.
Drakin, Whitey, meet me in the Boiler Plaza next week, and I'll answer any questions you have, and then I'm going to tell the world exactly what's going to happen at GookerMania.
And as for this mysterious new shareholder and his tag team matches to determine the participants of Money In The Bank Or Botch, he may want me to fight Evil M, but he's moved on, and so have I.
If he actually thinks I'm going to show up and help one of Whitey's goons qualify, then he's got no idea what the hell he's doing.
Sorry, Mulligan, I think I'll just let you twist in the wind, because I'll be damned if I let anyone stand in the way of my happy ending. I don't have any questions... EXCEPT WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN THE LARGEST BANK ACCOUNT IN THE WORLD RUNS WILD ON YOU? OOC I'm sorry I've been fighting the temptation to say that for a year
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 7, 2011 10:00:28 GMT -5
*A letter is left on the locker room from Seth Drakin.*
After getting my closure with the Pantheon, the Archangel will not be present during next week's NiteRaw nor will he be present for Gookermania, but while the Archangel is away, the Puppet Master will play.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 7, 2011 10:31:34 GMT -5
The Following is Written on a Crumpled official looking Letterhead
" To The WWCF Medical Staff:
My Son Patient Capt. H.U.P.W.B. etc Mulligan is violently ill and his condition is exacerbated by stress. Mr. Van Agony has his spare medication, as such, they are not to be seperated in case of an attack. As such The proposed Matches should be changed so as to team my son PATIENTwith Mr. Van Agony for safety's sake.
Signed,
Mad Mama Mulligan
My Doctor
SEE I GOTTA DOCTOR'S NOTE! IT'S NOT FAIR!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 10:39:56 GMT -5
The Following is Written on a Crumpled official looking Letterhead
" To The WWCF Medical Staff:
My Son Patient Capt. H.U.P.W.B. etc Mulligan is violently ill and his condition is exacerbated by stress. Mr. Van Agony has his spare medication, as such, they are not to be seperated in case of an attack. As such The proposed Matches should be changed so as to team my son PATIENTwith Mr. Van Agony for safety's sake.
Signed,
Mad Mama Mulligan
My DoctorSEE I GOTTA DOCTOR'S NOTE! IT'S NOT FAIR! Don't worry about, cause you and Viva might be carrying some gold soon enough.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 10:44:48 GMT -5
Don't worry about, cause you and Viva might be carrying some gold soon enough.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 7, 2011 11:32:29 GMT -5
I didn't want to do it. I just wanted to talk. All I wanted for was someone to listen to me. All I wanted was you...Gorilla. To listen to me. And look at you...your lying in a hospital bed..WISHING YOU WERE GOD DAMN DEAD!!!! So instead of being the voice of reason for a company that has no reason...YOU'VE BECOME JUST ONE EXAMPLE...IN A LONG LINE OF EXAMPLES!!!! This isn't my fault that you and your loser partner where both carried out on a stretcher...THAT WAS YOUR FAULT...ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT!!!!! And General of the Monkey Army. I'm glad you were there, to once again stick your big nose where it didn't belong. BUT THIS TIME YOU WERE JUST TOO DAMN SLOW!!!! You could have saved Hoss and King but you were too dumb and too stupid to react fast enough. So all you have left....is to count down the days to Gookermania IV....and pretty soon, your reign as Hardcore Champion...will end with you in a bloody heap. AND THIS GOES FOR ALL OF THE WWCF SUPERSTARS!!! SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T MESSING AROUND ANYMORE!!!! If you don't want to end up like Fat Hoss...then you all better start to respect me. Because life in the WWCF.....IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2011 13:04:34 GMT -5
I didn't want to do it. I just wanted to talk. All I wanted for was someone to listen to me. All I wanted was you...Gorilla. To listen to me. And look at you...your lying in a hospital bed..WISHING YOU WERE GOD DAMN DEAD!!!! So instead of being the voice of reason for a company that has no reason...YOU'VE BECOME JUST ONE EXAMPLE...IN A LONG LINE OF EXAMPLES!!!! This isn't my fault that you and your loser partner where both carried out on a stretcher...THAT WAS YOUR FAULT...ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT!!!!! And General of the Monkey Army. I'm glad you were there, to once again stick your big nose where it didn't belong. BUT THIS TIME YOU WERE JUST TOO DAMN SLOW!!!! You could have saved Hoss and King but you were too dumb and too stupid to react fast enough. So all you have left....is to count down the days to Gookermania IV....and pretty soon, your reign as Hardcore Champion...will end with you in a bloody heap. AND THIS GOES FOR ALL OF THE WWCF SUPERSTARS!!! SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T MESSING AROUND ANYMORE!!!! If you don't want to end up like Fat Hoss...then you all better start to respect me. Because life in the WWCF.....IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] So... wanna come out to my place and discuss strategy? Hell. I'll fire up the grill.
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