The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 5, 2011 16:22:11 GMT -5
Heh, I have to say, I love violence, especially futile violence over a woman who left you willingly.
P**** WILL DO THAT TO YA.
N'est-il pas un acteur? Comme, le même garsqui était de Thor graisses, ami Viking dans ce film récent?
Who knows? Could just be a fan. You love violence? Then I'll introduce you to real violence you second rate punk. How about I beat your face in with a knuckle duster till you're eating your own teeth? How about I smack you so hard around your head with a baseball bat that your own mother wouldn't recognise you? How about I shove a tazer in your balls till you start p***** yourself like a baby? How about I wrap your body in barbed wire and kick you down some stairs?
Liking that? Good, then we have lots to discuss don't we?
And Thor is a wuss. Aww, the little comic book nerd thinks he's hot stuff! Aww, isn't that precious?Slight difference between us and some hapless security guards, ace.YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE GIRL, AND WE SHALL BEAT YOU LIKE ONE IF WE CROSS PATHS.Besides, don't you have your wife to stalk? I'm sure she's really being won over again. "Listen to me. You pretend that you're some nutcase who has voices in his head. How about I shut those voices up? Would you like that? Would you like me to bring some silence into the equation? I can do that. And shove a tazer in your balls.
"You want to know what real craziness is? How about not feeling anything about what you've done, how about having no remorse, how about being completely stripped back from humanity to the point where you really don't care what happens to you as long as the person you're inflicting pain on knows what's going on.
"I was doing crazy when you were still playing with your Fisher Price play phone. I'll hit you so hard maybe you'll go sane, then maybe we'll get some peace, and I can get on with hurting the people who really matter."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 16:29:23 GMT -5
Hey I didn't ask to be the Wrestling Messiah. I was born that way, and the Good Lord decided I was the best possible person to lead this organization to the promised land I didnt know that you were young enough or JBL was old enough to where, "The Wrestling God" met you one day and said........."This man will be the Wrestling Messiah."
Trust me, I have more of an in with the real Higher Power and he told me you are nothing but a false prophet. Yeah, my bible is missing the part where it says kick women in the skull.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 5, 2011 16:32:13 GMT -5
Aww, the little comic book nerd thinks he's hot stuff! Aww, isn't that precious?Slight difference between us and some hapless security guards, ace.YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE GIRL, AND WE SHALL BEAT YOU LIKE ONE IF WE CROSS PATHS.Besides, don't you have your wife to stalk? I'm sure she's really being won over again. "Listen to me. You pretend that you're some nutcase who has voices in his head. How about I shut those voices up? Would you like that? Would you like me to bring some silence into the equation? I can do that. And shove a tazer in your balls.
"You want to know what real craziness is? How about not feeling anything about what you've done, how about having no remorse, how about being completely stripped back from humanity to the point where you really don't care what happens to you as long as the person you're inflicting pain on knows what's going on.
"I was doing crazy when you were still playing with your Fisher Price play phone. I'll hit you so hard maybe you'll go sane, then maybe we'll get some peace, and I can get on with hurting the people who really matter." Hey, morons. Are you having problems hearing him?Yeah. I think it's because he's so down, and we are so up on the WWCF ladder, we can't hear him.Not that we care about jobbers.Indeed. Win some matches that count, loser, then come talk to me. Anyways, Cthulhu Boy, on your offer. Mmm....maybe. I'll think about it.
And who the Hell are you calling about Bergman?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 5, 2011 16:51:59 GMT -5
All of his tricks are the oldest tricks in the book, man. He pulls so much BS. "I'm not scared, I'm just not gonna fight you. You aren't worth my time. I'm not scared, though. Honest."
And now he's coming with the whole, "Ooh, I bet you let Viva make the rules. I'm gonna try to play you guys against each other, because I don't put my foot in my mouth and point out my hypocrisy every time I speak or anything. My word is the gospel."
He's steadfastly becoming unworthy of my time and effort. The match, Seth, is still there if you want to prove to yourself and everyone watching at home and in Parts Unknown Arena that you're a man, and that you don't back down from a challenge.
Otherwise? I'm sick and tired of hearing you blow smoke. Of course I would rather move on from your baseless accusations because they are basically that and I'm not going to bother with that. I'm just merely saying that what is going on is.........Vinny is saying all of the insults and Whitey, who is supposed to be the main guy, is just basically being Vincent's sidekick with "Yeah Yeah....repeat whatever Vincent said".
And Vinnie, I'm not out here calling myself the best of all time. My word is not gospel nor do I call myself a messiah of any kind. Just a thought before you keep making an ass of yourself. The f***? You don't even make sense. Take me up on my challenge. This talk is getting ridiculous. Empty words. You didn't say a god damn thing with this. Just stop DUCKING ME. If you have nothing to hide, take the challenge. You're soft. You're weak.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 17:18:45 GMT -5
I didnt know that you were young enough or JBL was old enough to where, "The Wrestling God" met you one day and said........."This man will be the Wrestling Messiah."
Trust me, I have more of an in with the real Higher Power and he told me you are nothing but a false prophet. Yeah, my bible is missing the part where it says kick women in the skull. Missed the part in the bible about needing a penis pump......the bible doesn't have everything, you dope.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 17:36:53 GMT -5
Yeah, my bible is missing the part where it says kick women in the skull. Missed the part in the bible about needing a penis pump......the bible doesn't have everything, you dope. Because a sex toy is exactly the same as kicking a defenseless, innocent woman in the head.
And you won't accept Viva's challenge, because you kbow Whitey, Inc., a coalition of equals, is where the power lies.
I'm the best of all time.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 17:58:55 GMT -5
Missed the part in the bible about needing a penis pump......the bible doesn't have everything, you dope. Because a sex toy is exactly the same as kicking a defenseless, innocent woman in the head.
And you won't accept Viva's challenge, because you kbow Whitey, Inc., a coalition of equals, is where the power lies.
I'm the best of all time. I am merely saying there is a lot of things not said in the bible. Anyway.....I've always said what I did to Allison was regretable and I have told Lodi himself that if he wants his vengeance on me, he knows where to find me.
I'm sure if you commit a sin, you would hide like the coward you are. So don't even try to say you are better than me on that end because there will be a time where you do the same thing and you will hide like a coward.
I won't accept Vincent's challenge because I only fight if there is a possibility of change. Vincent is too stubborn for change to occur in his mind. But you know what, I will fight Vincent eventually........and I think I know where I can do so where I can change something about that stupid SOB.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 18:06:57 GMT -5
Coward? I accept every challenge that is laid at my feet. I beat the last two world champions right in the middle of the ring. Why? Because I'm the best
*Holds up title*
This says I am the best in the world. I did not do anything cowardly to get it. I was not pinned in a three way with two f***ing legends, and the next month I pinned DR Jackson.
Then I pinned the world champion. Once again, cleanly right in the middle of the ring.
Because I'm the best.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 18:12:57 GMT -5
Coward? I accept every challenge that is laid at my feet. I beat the last two world champions right in the middle of the ring. Why? Because I'm the best*Holds up title* This says I am the best in the world. I did not do anything cowardly to get it. I was not pinned in a three way with two f***ing legends, and the next month I pinned DR Jackson.
Then I pinned the world champion. Once again, cleanly right in the middle of the ring.
Because I'm the best. Well then how about next week.........triple threat tag team cage match. You and Vincent vs. Jonathan & a partner of his choice vs. Me & a partner of my choice??? You say you accept every challenge so I'm gonna put you right on the spot.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 18:20:20 GMT -5
If you accept the match with Viva for the week before Gookermania.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 18:26:07 GMT -5
If you accept the match with Viva for the week before Gookermania. Only if Viva agrees to admit the better man won if I beat him fair and square in the ring.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 18:28:58 GMT -5
Why would he do that? He's obviously superior to you in each and every way.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 18:31:19 GMT -5
Why would he do that? He's obviously superior to you in each and every way. Not if I can pin him once again..........like I always do.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 5, 2011 19:07:18 GMT -5
Put your money where your mouth is and stop being a wannabe Barack Obama. For someone so hellbent on being the catalyst for change, you sure are quick to hold down everybody who deserves your spot more than you do. Jesus, you're hypocrisy speaks so much louder than the bullshit you continue to spout on a promo-by-promo basis. When do you say anything truthful? It's all assumptions and stupidity. This shit is embarrassing.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 5, 2011 20:26:46 GMT -5
this poem is for you:
The big fly thought he was all that then he flew into the spiders trap though he squirmed he couldn't get free the spider came and that was the end of he now he lay wrapped in silk so the spider can drink him like milk
just so you can understand the symbolism I'm the spider your the fly Thank you for pointing out which was which there Dupoe, I was really struggling to get what you meant there.
I'm not the fly. I'm pest control, and I'll gladly rip your web off the wall and flush you down the plughole. Perhaps you missed the part where I was insinuating that you are an incredibly stupid. Case in point you calling a drain a "plughole". You know what how about we settle this in the ring I'll even allow you to pick the date.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 5, 2011 21:59:02 GMT -5
Put your money where your mouth is and stop being a wannabe Barack Obama. For someone so hellbent on being the catalyst for change, you sure are quick to hold down everybody who deserves your spot more than you do. Jesus, you're hypocrisy speaks so much louder than the bulls*** you continue to spout on a promo-by-promo basis. When do you say anything truthful? It's all assumptions and stupidity. This s*** is embarrassing. 1. You didn't answer his challenge, and
2. I went on an eight-match losing streak. Did you hear me whine incessantly? No. You didn't.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Sept 6, 2011 3:12:05 GMT -5
(we see a limo pull up the the WWCF arena. The chauffer steps out and opens the back door. Out steps The Sam and The Great Warrior. The Sam is holding some official looking papers while The Great Warrior is holding what appears to be part of a midget. The Sam turns back to inside the limo.)
The Sam - (to whoever is in the limo) Thanks for the ride. Don't worry, The Great Warrior will not disappoint you.
(The Sam closes the limo door and the limo drives off) (The Sam turns to The Great Warrior) The Sam - You ready? (The Great Warrior nods) (The Sam and The Great Warrior walk towards the arena)
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 6, 2011 14:40:00 GMT -5
Put your money where your mouth is and stop being a wannabe Barack Obama. For someone so hellbent on being the catalyst for change, you sure are quick to hold down everybody who deserves your spot more than you do. Jesus, you're hypocrisy speaks so much louder than the bulls*** you continue to spout on a promo-by-promo basis. When do you say anything truthful? It's all assumptions and stupidity. This s*** is embarrassing. 1. You didn't answer his challenge, and
2. I went on an eight-match losing streak. Did you hear me whine incessantly? No. You didn't. Who are you again? Stay the f*** out of my business. And in case you aren't up to speed: I issued the challenge. He's ducking me. And unless you want to be on the receiving end of a bedtime story, I suggest you shut it the f*** down, and continue walking.
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 6, 2011 15:33:39 GMT -5
"Listen to me. You pretend that you're some nutcase who has voices in his head. How about I shut those voices up? Would you like that? Would you like me to bring some silence into the equation? I can do that. And shove a tazer in your balls.
"You want to know what real craziness is? How about not feeling anything about what you've done, how about having no remorse, how about being completely stripped back from humanity to the point where you really don't care what happens to you as long as the person you're inflicting pain on knows what's going on.
"I was doing crazy when you were still playing with your Fisher Price play phone. I'll hit you so hard maybe you'll go sane, then maybe we'll get some peace, and I can get on with hurting the people who really matter." Hey, morons. Are you having problems hearing him?Yeah. I think it's because he's so down, and we are so up on the WWCF ladder, we can't hear him.Not that we care about jobbers.Indeed. Win some matches that count, loser, then come talk to me. Anyways, Cthulhu Boy, on your offer. Mmm....maybe. I'll think about it.
And who the Hell are you calling about Bergman? Oh, it's going to be pretty lonely in your head when I get done killing off all those idiots inside it. Tell you what? You ever heard of electro shock therapy. It's where I hit both of your knees repeatedly with a metal pipe till you can't walk, then I hit you in your arms till you can't defend yourself. The I take these electrodes, and stick them to the side of your head. Then I crank up the voltage, and keep turning it up.
Y'see the great thing about America is that as long as you pay the bill, your electricity stays on all the time. You're not talking some Third World country that has power outages all day, so if I wanted to, I could beat you and your pipsqueak tag team partner, and wire you both up for the rest of the year. Maybe, at that point, all the voices, whatever language they speak, will all be screaming the same thing: Stop!"
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 6, 2011 15:35:53 GMT -5
Thank you for pointing out which was which there Dupoe, I was really struggling to get what you meant there.
I'm not the fly. I'm pest control, and I'll gladly rip your web off the wall and flush you down the plughole. Perhaps you missed the part where I was insinuating that you are an incredibly stupid. Case in point you calling a drain a "plughole". You know what how about we settle this in the ring I'll even allow you to pick the date. "I didn't miss it scumbag, I just wanted to see if you were stupid enough to mention it again. You obviously were, so I'll give you your match, on the next Niteraw if you want - it doesn't make any difference to me. I would though, ask one small question:
"How are you gonna make it up to the catwalks with both legs broken?"
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