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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2011 12:59:11 GMT -5
Well you go ahead then.
Jono, if we're gonna do the tag team thing I need that promo.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 13, 2011 13:06:05 GMT -5
Well you go ahead then. Jono, if we're gonna do the tag team thing I need that promo. It's on the way.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2011 22:24:05 GMT -5
So have we decided when iMPACT is going to be yet?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2011 23:17:22 GMT -5
Tomorrow. Either after or Raw or, if mikey moves Raw to Friday, at it's usual time.
Anyway, just to doublecheck, so I have promos from RVD, Gus's guys who are in the main event, Daffney and friends, Beer Money and their opponents and "Suicide". Notice Tank, Mr "I hate promos sent on the day of the show" hasn't sent anything yet.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 0:19:43 GMT -5
Did I say that? No, I did not.
I just said "early". Meaning "Damn it, guys, don't wait until there's less than an hour until the show to send stuff in."
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 1:19:15 GMT -5
Did I say that? No, I did not. I just said "early". Meaning "Damn it, guys, don't wait until there's less than an hour until the show to send stuff in." Just a heads up, Tank, Anderson has some words for Joe on Impact.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 5:48:04 GMT -5
Tomorrow. Either after or Raw or, if mikey moves Raw to Friday, at it's usual time. Anyway, just to doublecheck, so I have promos from RVD, Gus's guys who are in the main event, Daffney and friends, Beer Money and their opponents and "Suicide". Notice Tank, Mr "I hate promos sent on the day of the show" hasn't sent anything yet. Raw is on Friday. I'll send along a Kurt Angle promo later today.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:00:56 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact as we are on our way to Bound For Glory! West: Mike Tenay, Don West, you know the drill. Tenay: Well we have heard from the office of Jeff Jarrett that many of tonight’s matches have championship implications including our opening contest.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing 230 pounds, Anarquia!
JB: And his opponent, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 236 pounds, Matt Hardy!
Anarquia v Matt Hardy 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 16:02:13 GMT -5
Hardy with the Side Effect
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 14, 2011 16:02:47 GMT -5
Hardy with a headbutt
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 16:03:24 GMT -5
Matt with a diving leg drop!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:03:33 GMT -5
Anarquayquay eats a Side Effect from Matt Hardy. Who isn't Jeff Hardy at all. Nope, not one bit.
Also, folks, get ready for the most shocking thing ever tonight.
EVER.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:06:58 GMT -5
Anarquayquay eats a Side Effect from Matt Hardy. Who isn't Jeff Hardy at all. Nope, not one bit. Also, folks, get ready for the most shocking thing ever tonight. EVER.I feel sad now considering what I have planned.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:09:07 GMT -5
Anarquia goes for the Chicano U-turn but Hardy counters into the Side Effect. Hardy follows up with the Twist of Fate! 1… 2… 3! JB: Here is your winner, Matt Hardy! Tenay: The elder Hardy brother picks up the win here. West: And you have to wonder what exactly the championship implications are. Tenay: Well everybody wants to be a part of Bound For Glory. The MCMG and the British Invasion are sitting on a bench and facepalming. I can't believe I failed to win the X Division Championship!I can't believe I didn't win the Legends Championship!I can't believe I ate that whole thing in three bites!I can't believe that Sticky managed to get all of us teamed up with Steiner for a match!Shelley suddenly stops facepalming. Who's "Sticky"?Oh, well, uh, you know, Sticky.No, I don't know Sticky. Who's Sticky?You know. That guy.NO, I DON'T KNOW "THAT GUY"!!!! WHO IS STICKY?!?!?!?!?!ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!Scott Steiner walks into picture. We will have no more breaking of the fourth wall during this promo, understood?
Now, I didn't get any closer to being TNA World Champion than I was before the tournament started, but do you hear me complaining?! No, you don't.
Now tonight, we got the Lake Erie Monsters, and I know that the Brits want their shot at them, especially you, Doug. You want at Tommy Mercer, go right ahead. Damn shame you didn't win the Legends Championship last night.
But we also got New America to deal with, but that is a team that the Guns are gonna be able to take care of easily. Just out-quick 'em, and you should have them so dizzy, they fall down for the three-count.
As for me, I can deal with Kurt Angle. I've hd my share of battles with him, so I'm familiar with everything that he's capable of.
So now we have our ideal matchups figured out.All I ask is that I be the one to go after Crimson tonight.Fine by me. Maybe a win will get us ALL back in title contention. I know I'd sure like to get Alex and I back on track for the TNA World Tag Team Championships....I know I'd love that for Doug and myself when it's our turn.Well, then what are we waiting for, HEH? IT'S TEAM STEINER ALL THE WAY, BABY!!!!Steiner leads the way out, with Shelley taking up the rear. I still wish I knew who "Sticky" was....
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:09:08 GMT -5
Sad because of the shock, or sad because Matt Hardy is in fact not Jeff Hardy?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:11:55 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Memphis, Tennessee, Jackie Moore!
JB: And her opponent, accompanied by Lisa Marie Varon, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, she is one half of the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, ODB!
Tenay: At No Surrender ODB and Lisa Varon were successful in defending their Women’s tag Team titles. West: I’m sure ODB hopes to keep that momentum going with a win here. Tenay: I’m sure they will be a part f Bound For Glory. The only question is who will they be defending against.
ODB v Jackie Moore 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 14, 2011 16:12:52 GMT -5
ODB Gorilla Press Slams Jackie while Shelley remains bffled.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:13:02 GMT -5
ODB with a boob slam.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 16:13:54 GMT -5
ODB with a STO
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 14, 2011 16:14:16 GMT -5
You know, seeing my promo just gave me an insane idea....
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