Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 16:43:02 GMT -5
*Shelley and Williams realize that they won't get a shot at Beer Money* AW COME ON!!!!AW COME ON!!!!Abyss realizes he was used as build-up fodder. "SON OF A BITCH!"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:43:28 GMT -5
Storm gets the beer bottle as Flair distracts Andrew Thomas but AJ hits the Pele cutting him off. Daniels dropkicks Flair off the apron as AJ hits the Styles Clash on Storm!
1…
2…
Roode nails AJ with the beer bottle! Thomas calls for the bell!
JB: Here are your winners as the result of a disqualification, The Phenomenal Angels! However titles do not change hands on a disqualification therefore STILL TNA World Tag Team Champions, Beer Money Incorporated!
Storm and Roode grab the belts and escape up the aisle along with Flair.
Tenay: Come on! That was a blatant DQ in order to retain their titles. West: That was smart strategy if you ask me. Tenay: Well nobody did ask you. Let’s go backstage with Mikael Judas and Phil Shatter. West: That’s “Top Gun” Phil Shatter. And don’t you forget it.
YOU KILL HIM, MIKEY!!!
What?
YOU KILL HIM DEAD, MAN!!!!!
I don't see what you're so angry about, man. You won on...
Course I won! How the hell was I supposed to lose? Eric Bischoff's gonna beat me? ERIC BISCHOFF'S GONNA BEAT ME?!?!?
Well, no, but...
But Eric Bischoff didn't get the beating he deserves because Eric Young put a mask on and jumped me! Despite me saying he wouldn't get his match against me if he laid a finger on me!! Guy's a lying two-faced piece of crap with no honor, and hell if I'm gonna fight him now after he signed a contract explicitly stating if he put hands on me in any way, he wouldn't get his match at Bound for Glory!!! But noooooo...put a mask on a guy and everything's A-ok!!!!!
Probably because nobody knows if it was Eric Young.
You sayin' I'm wrong, Mikey?
No. But he had a mask on. And a full bodysuit. For all we know, it wasn't Eric Young.
Eric Bischoff was in the ring with me, Mikey. WHO THE HELL ELSE COULD IT BE?!?!? Eric Young ain't got no backup! Eric Young ain't got no friends!!!
Could've been one of his old Frontline pals, man.
Oh, don't tell me that crap's starting again. We already ended that war!
We lost.
IT'S STILL OVER, DAMN IT!!!
They gone separate ways, Mikey. Frontline's done. Don't think it's coming back anytime soon, because it isn't. And even if it does, those guys aren't Eric Young. They're smart enough to stay the hell outta Top Gun's shot.
Well, it's not gonna be a problem after tonight, is it?
You gonna get the job done, Mikey?
You have to ask?
GONNA KILL HIM DEAD, MIKEY?!?
Gonna kill him dead. It'll be over in nothing flat. He's not gonna get his match with ya at Bound for Glory, don't worry. Because he's gonna come out to that ring, and BANG. Dead.
.........unless it's not Eric Young...
BUT IT IS! SO HE AIN'T GETTIN' THAT MATCH!
Whatever you say, man. Let's go.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 16:43:46 GMT -5
*Shelley and Williams realize that they won't get a shot at Beer Money* AW COME ON!!!!AW COME ON!!!!Jay Lethal reali... nah, I kid. Nobody cares about Jay Lethal anymore.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 16:44:44 GMT -5
*Shelley and Williams realize that they won't get a shot at Beer Money* AW COME ON!!!!AW COME ON!!!!Jay Lethal reali... nah, I kid. Nobody cares about Jay Lethal anymore. NOT EVEN HIS MOTHER!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:45:48 GMT -5
*Shelley and Williams realize that they won't get a shot at Beer Money* AW COME ON!!!!AW COME ON!!!!Jay Lethal reali... nah, I kid. Nobody cares about Jay Lethal anymore. *raises hand*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:46:30 GMT -5
*Eric Bischoff walks into a locker room where Eric Young is stretching*
Hey Eric, glad to see you back. How's the burns?
Glad to be back. and they've healed. I'm in just as good physical shape as before, though mentally I'm the strongest I've ever been in my career. I’d talk more but I have to warm up for Ju…
Cameras, Eric. Can’t forget about them.
What I meant to say, was warming up for Shatter at Bound for Glory. The match that doesn't take place if I lay a hand on him, so of course I wouldn't.
… Even though that doesn’t make any more sense. Stretching for a match that isn’t for weeks.
You’re not helping me. [/color]
Oh, is that my job now?
*smiles*
Shouldn't you talk about Judas now?
Thats just it Bischoff, I'm kind of stuck.
Stuck?
Yeah. I can't really comment on the match, since I'm not, technically speaking, in it.
Try to come up with something.
. . . . . .
I might have something.
As for Judas tonight, I can’t speak for Suicide, but if I could, I’m pretty sure, he’d say that tonight you are going to get the holy hell beat out of you. You better start running, because once he gets his hands on you...
*Bischoff starts chuckling*
What? Why are you laughing?
No, its nothing. Go on.
Ahem. As I was saying. Once he gets his hands on you, Suicide is going to tear you limb from...
*Bischoff starts laughing hysterically*
Okay, what is it Bischoff?
Its just, thats how you're going to work around it? The old "he would probably say" bit? That's how you're going to do this.
You have a better idea?
*Eric Bischoff whispers in Young's ear*
Isn't that ripping off Sin Ca...
Nope, I checked with the legal department, we're safe. Give me five minutes to set it up.
*camera cut*
-5 minutes later-
*camera shows a dark area, the only visible thing being Suicide*
(voiceover) Suicide is back.
TNA's dark savior has reemerged, and he is here to protect the weak from danger.
For those of you who missed No Surrender, Suicide came back to save Eric Bischoff, the great award winning writer and all around good guy, from Shatter. Tonight he takes on Judas in his first official match in months. But do not fear, fans. I am sure that he will not be suffering from any ring rust.
Judas, prepare to go down, because tonight, Suicide IS the answer.
*Suicide walks off*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:52:46 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by “Top Gun” Phil Shatter, from the Heart of Darkness, weighing 272 pounds, Mikael Judas!
JB: And his opponent, weighing 225 pounds, Suicide!
Tenay: Well we haven’t seen Suicide in months but apparently he is back. West: Oh come on. This is stupid! It’s obvious who Suicide is. Tenay: You can’t prove it though, can you? West: Well no but….damn it!
Mikael Judas v Suicide 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 16:54:20 GMT -5
Suicide with a death valley driver
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:55:28 GMT -5
Suicide with a wheelbarrow suplex.
It's a move that *is cut off to not ruin the surprise*
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 16:57:54 GMT -5
Suicide with the Suicide Solution!
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 14, 2011 16:58:16 GMT -5
Suicide with a piledriver
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:01:16 GMT -5
Suicide ducks a boot from Judas and hits the DVD!
1…
2…
3!
JB: Here is your winner, Suicide!
West: What was that? Since when did Suicide use the DVD? What happened to the Suicide Solution? Tenay: You’ll have to ask Ozzy Osbourne. West: Oh ha ha.
Shatter jumps Suicide from behind and knocks him down. Then he pulls at the mask, trying to get it off.
West: That’s it, get that mask off! Tenay: He may just do that. West: Let’s see who it is!
Shatter tugs at the mask but Suicide kicks him off and escapes from the ring and up the aisle much to Shatter’s frustration.
Brooke here with Mr. Anderson, so, Ken, in the last few months, you've had several opportunities at the TNA World Title, but have left empty handed, however, in those contests, you have yet to be decisively defeated, do you feel slighted by the fact that you do not appear to be in the title picture?
Well, Brooke, if I may first clarify your statement, at King of the Mountain, Brutus Magnus emerged victorious, however, I was never pinned during that match, I was never sent to the penalty box.
I then received a one on one title match at the next PPV, but Magnus had his cronies Rated SharKO interfere and Magnus got a tainted victory.
But I got my rightful rematch and faced Magnus and Samoa Joe, and Joe was victorious by defeating Magnus, but once again I was not involved in the decision.
And in the first round of the Shot at Glory tournament, I was teamed with Homicide against The Pope and the eventual winner, Sting, but it was Homicide who was pinned.
And at No Surrender, I wasn't even booked on the show.
But am I bitter about these setbacks?
No, no I'm not.
Anderson walks off camera and we hear the sounds of backstage equipment being wrecked.
That's better.
Look, I know that I can't use those as an excuse, if I had been just a tiny bit more on my game, I would be standing here with the strap over my shoulder.
But here's the thing, there's another man who wasn't pinned in King of the Mountain, the man who also wasn't pinned in the triple threat, the man who currently holds the TNA World title, Samoa Joe.
So it stands to reason that Samoa Joe VS. Mr. Anderson is a match that needs to happen and it's a match that would draw money.
But at Bound For Glory, Samoa Joe will be defending the title against the winner of the Shot at Glory tournament, Sting.
I'm not going to stand here and claim that Sting is undeserving of the title shot, hell, he won the tournament fair and square, and I admire the fact that his career has recovered from the numerous times I beat his ass for the Legends Championship.
But I'm not going to whine and bitch about not getting to fight for the TNA title at Bound For Glory, like a certain scheming, whiny, pathetic British man who came out at No Surrender and threw a hissy fit because he couldn't have his widdle binky.
Instead, I have a proposal, Joe, I know I talk trash, it's what I do best, but I have a tremendous amount of respect for you, and I'm confident that you will fend off Sting and stand tall at the end of the night, so here's my proposal.
At Bound For Glory, I will go one on one with any TNA wrestler you want me to, and if I win, then I finally get what it's obvious that I've earned.
A one on one title shot against you.
Because I honestly feel that you and I have been the two most dominant superstars in this company over the last few months, because neither you or I have been legitimately defeated when the stakes are at their highest.
I await your answer, and will respect your decision.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:05:19 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Taylor Wilde!
JB: And her opponent, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Ray...
Daffney blindsides Madison as she comes to the aisle. Daffney then picks her up and throws her into the ringpost before tossing her into the ring to Taylor who hits the Wilde Side.
Tenay: What the hell is this? West: Well I guess the match is cancelled.
Daffney gets her toolbox and a mic and enters the ring where she crouches over Madison.
Oh Maddy. Isn't this always the way? You're not strong enough to stand on your own so you have to latch onto others. But now Kong is gone. Mickie is...well. You have no-one to rely on but yourself. And by yourself you have always been weak, pathetic and useless. But you can take comfort that for once in your miserable life you get to do something useful. You get to help me.
Daffney opens her toolbox.
But first we need to bring out the guest of honor for this little party!
Katy Nikita Lee and Sarita guide a dazed-looking Winter down the ramp and roll her into the ring.
Now pay very careful attention.
Daffney snaps her fingers and Taylor rips the shirt off Madison's back.
I know you're in there, Mickie!
Daffney takes a leather strap from her toolbox then turns to Katy and Sarita.
Could one of you do me a favor and help Taylor hold her down?
What for?
Now now Sarita. Let's just do what she says...
Just hold her down.
Sarita sighs and helps Taylor restrain Madison.
Thank you.
Daffney whips Madison with the strap.
Come on, Mickie! COME ON!
Daffney continues to whip Madison who yells in pain.
Come on, Mickie. That's your best friend screaming in pain! Leather smacking off her bare flesh leaving her in agony! Aren't you gonna do something about it?
Daffney whips Madison again.
Don't you wanna be the hero?
Daffney hits Madison on each word.
Don't! You want! To save! Her!
Daffney stops, exhausted. Katy looks horrified, while Sarita has her head down and turned away.
I'm beating the hell out of your best friend. Doesn't that make you angry?
Daffney gets in Winter's face.
SAY SOMETHING!
Don't you think you're taking this just a tad too far?!
Didn't you say you'd do whatever it takes? You're not getting squeamish on me now?
Well...
I guess not...
Well that's good because we're gonna have to step things up a bit.
Daffney goes back to her toolbox.
Sarita, you can let her go now.
Sarita steps away and Daffney pulls a shard of broken mirror from her toolbox.
You remember this don't you? Winter's home away from home that I shattered.
Daffney moves over to Madison and grabs her by the hair, pulling her head up.
I'm gonna make this really simple.
Daffney holds the mirror to Madison's neck.
If I don't get Mickie back by the count of three I'm gonna slit her throat!
Tenay: Oh my god... West: She wouldn't. Would she?
One!
Daffney! Think this through!
Two!
ENOUGH!!! STOP IT!!!
Daffney looks conflicted and lifts the mirror from Madison's throat.
Maybe you're right.
But then again...
Daffney puts the mirror back.
Thr...
Suddenly, Mickie twitches! Daffney looks over with anticipation, then...
Th-that...
Th-that...
Mickie shakes her head a few times.
That's enough!
Ha ha ha HA! I told you? I knew it would work! I knew it! "Too far." Pfft.
Is it you, Mickie? Is it really you?
You bet your ass it's me, you crazy bitch!
Now drop the mirror and let her go!
NOW!!
Oh no. See I told you before. I was all happy and perky once too. Then something happened to me that made me see the world for what it is. Chaos. You know what happened to me to do that?
Her best friend, someone she loved more than life itself, was forced to leave.
That's right. I had my best friend taken away from me. I don't we'll truely understand each other until you experience the same.
Daffney presses the mirror into Madison's neck causing a trickle of blood to run down.
Daffney! Daffney, you listen to me!
Jeff Jarrett comes out with a security team who quickly surround the ring.
This has gone way too far. Now you put the mirror down.
Well now I don't really want to...
If you don't stop this you're gonna be locked away in a mental institution for the rest of your life. Is that what you want?
What?
Daffney actually looks scared at this.
I'm telling you, they'll lock you away forever.
No! NO!
Daffney drops the mirror and covers her ears.
Serves you right, you psycho!
Mickie grabs the mirror and lunges at Daffney! Katy and Sarita try to stop her, but Mickie takes shots at them too!
You two think I'm gonna let you off easy!
I'LL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!
Mickie lunges at Daffney with the shard again, but security jumps in to restrain her!
Yes! I knew I could bring out the real you!
Security grabs Daffney and Taylor as well and hauls them out of the ring while EMTs come down to checks on Madison.
What are you doing?!
LET HER GO DAMMIT!
Police officers come down and slap the cuffs on Daffney and Taylor. Daffney kicks and screams until one of the police calls for medical staff. The doctor sedates Daffney and she, along with Taylor are carried out of the arena.
Tenay: Thank god TNA security was able to get out. West: Where are they taking her? Is she being arrested?
The scene cuts to the parking lot where still sedated Daffney is taken away in an ambulance while an emotional shattered Taylor is placed in a police car and driven away.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 17:08:37 GMT -5
Well, that was something.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:08:45 GMT -5
Now see Tank, THAT is how you shock people.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 17:09:58 GMT -5
Now see Tank, THAT is how you shock people. That wasn't that shocking. Might have been shocking if Sarita or Katy Lee had done it but that pretty much seemed the norm for Daffney.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 17:10:03 GMT -5
Now see Tank, THAT is how you shock people. Agreed. That was unexpected.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:10:27 GMT -5
Tenay: Well I am still in shock at what we just witnessed moments ago. West: I‘ve never seen anything like it. Tenay: Well Madison Rayne has been taken away for medical treatment. West: What about Daffney? Tenay: Well I’m being told Daffney has been taken to a local hospital to be psychiatrically evaluated. Taylor meanwhile has been taken to the county lockup. West: Well good. Tenay: We’ll have to see how Jeff Jarrett deals with this situation but if I had to go out on a limb I’d say it’s very unlikely we will see Daffney in TNA again. West: Well we have to move on. Tenay: Yeah, let’s go backstage to Brooke who is with the TNA World Champion.
Joining me at this time is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Samoa Joe.
Never get tired of hearing that. The Champ Is Here, people. And that ain't changing any time soon.
Hard to argue. Three days ago, you successfully defended the World Championship against Rob Van Dam. Anything to say regarding that match?
It was a hell of a fight. I thought he had me beat more than once, I'm not gonna lie. But at the end of that night, I was the better man. Maybe next time won't be the same. But for him and for all of the people watching, let me guarantee that after Bound for Glory, there will be a next time.
It seems like recently your list of opponents for the title has just gotten longer. Brutus Magnus still feels entitled to a rematch, Mr. Anderson is yet to receive a title match against you, and rumors are going around ever since the Shot At Glory Tournament that AJ Styles will soon be making a serious push for the title again.
Let 'em come. I've never been the guy who turns down a fight. I'm here to be the best champion, and the best champion is a fighting champion. Anderson, you've been screwed by the former champion, and I'd be lying if I said it was 100% fair the way I was added to the match I won this title in. Can't give you a shot soon, but once Bound for Glory's past, you'll be at the top of the line, or very close to it.
A.J. Styles. Now there's an idea. I began my TNA career on beating A.J. Styles. Those are remembered as some of the better matches in TNA history. Hell, I think one of those is still called the best. Would I want to face A.J. Styles with my title on the line? You bet your ass I would. But he's gonna have to get in line with everyone else, because there's a lot of contenders these days. Everyone except one man.
Magnus. Brutus f***in' Magnus. Son, you want another title match? You do what you should've done in the first place. You do what Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Dam did. You do what Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Dam and whoever else are gonna do. YOU EARN IT. You want a title shot, you earn it, and you'll get your rematch with Samoa Joe. Not a day before. But if I were you, I wouldn't bother. Because the next time you step into the ring with Samoa Joe's gonna be the last time you step into the ring, period.
Finally, your opponent at Bound for Glory. The man who won the Shot At Glory Tournament. The legend in TNA, The Icon, Sting.
To be honest, I'm a little shaken about that match.
I don't understand.
Well, it's probably nothing. But I've heard some rumblings about how Sting's been acting as of late. Apparently some folk around here think he's going back to The Greater Good's way of thinking. And we all remember how that turned out. Personally, I think it's all of a bunch of crap, but you never know. But more importantly, I hope it's a bunch of crap.
I don't want to defend this title against that Sting. I want to defend this title against the Sting everyone in the audience erupts for. The Sting that goes out there and puts on the best match possible every night, whether it's a title match or the opener against some nobody. Because if Samoa Joe takes on that Sting...I think we've got a new contender for best match ever. There's the title match I want.
I know I'm looking forward to it already. Let's head back to the ring.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 17:10:48 GMT -5
You did see the thing before that, right, Tank?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 17:11:05 GMT -5
Now see Tank, THAT is how you shock people. Well, mine wasn't meant to be shocking. Everyone knew it was coming eventually. But that... A Double's just a little too classy to murder people.
But only a little.
You enjoy prison now, Daffers.
Kind of a shame, though. That one might've been fun for a night.
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