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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:13:03 GMT -5
Now see Tank, THAT is how you shock people. That wasn't that shocking. Might have been shocking if Sarita or Katy Lee had done it but that pretty much seemed the norm for Daffney. Have I really pushed things to the point where Daffney threatening to slit Madison's throat is perfectly normal? Hmm.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 17:13:58 GMT -5
That wasn't that shocking. Might have been shocking if Sarita or Katy Lee had done it but that pretty much seemed the norm for Daffney. Have I really pushed things to the point where Daffney threatening to slit Madison's throat is perfectly normal? Hmm. Yes. And it's glorious. Please don't say this is how you're writing Daffney out of TNA. Because that needs to happen...never.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:15:28 GMT -5
*Kurt Angle is shown backstage preparing for his match.*
You know, originally, I wasn't going to say anything tonight. I figured Bound for Glory is coming up and I should most likely have the majority of my focus on that event. That was until I found out that I'm not actually signed for the card yet. It's bad enough I wasn't apart of No Surrender but the fact that I don't have an opponent yet for the biggest PPV of the year is a complete and utter disgrace. I know Jeff Jarrett's not my biggest fan but even after all he went through, I would have thought that he knew how much money can be made off the Kurt Angle name. Instead, not only am I having to wait for an opponent to be named for me, I'm apart of a ten man tag team match tonight. How the hell am I supposed to do what I do best when there are four other men who could drop the ball for me?
Let's take a look at what I have to deal with, shall we? One of my partners is Tommy "Crimson" Mercer. The same man who I tried to take the TNA Legends Championship from just a couple of months ago. I doubt he's forgotten about that either so there goes any chance we had of getting along. Then there's his little buddy Petey Williams. I don't know how the hell that guy has stayed under contract for so long but there's no chance he's going to listen to me with his head so far up Mercer's backside that it gives a whole new meaning to the term Canadian Destroyer. Then there's Jesse Neal. Now I appreciate what he's done for this country but I like this America just fine as it is so he can kiss my red, white and blue ass. The same goes for Kid Kash. Hell, he probably wanted to call himself Kid Kurt so he could get more bookings.
As for my opponents, don't even get me started on Scott Steiner. There was a time Scott and I got along just great, you could have even called us friends. However, then he becomes less concerned with world titles and more concerned with chicks from Survivor. She ruined End Game, damn it! Then there's the British Invasion. Well, Doug, there's a reason they're called German Suplexes and I do them a hell of a lot better than you. Robby... in all honesty, your wrestling talent leaves me speechless. Finally, there's the Guns. Two young guys who I actually like and for all intent and purposes, they may very well be the future of this business. News flash Detroit, this isn't the future. It's the present and the best wrestler in the present is Kurt Angle. I suggest none of the nine other guys get in my way tonight. Otherwise, somebody's gonna be missing out on Bound for Glory with a broken freakin' ankle.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 17:16:13 GMT -5
So, Anderson's promo and Joe's promo actually work perfectly together.
Sweet.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:19:16 GMT -5
JB: The following ten man tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, The Motor City Machine Guns!
JB: Their partners, first, at a combined weight 495 pounds, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, the British Invasion!
JB: And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, Scott Steiner!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling’s Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
JB: His partners, at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Kid Kash and Lt. Jesse Neal, New America!
JB: And at a combined weight of 431 pounds, Petey Williams and the TNA Legends Champion Tommy “Crimson” Mercer, the Lake Erie Monsters!
Tenay: Huge match this is. West: Yeah, literally. A ten man tag match. Tenay: And with the Legends champion involved you know this match could have major Bound For Glory repercussions.
Scott Steiner, British Invasion and Motor City Machine Guns v Lake Erie Monsters, Kurt Angle and New America 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 17:20:03 GMT -5
Team Sticky with a five-man dropkick on Kid Kash.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 17:20:54 GMT -5
Angle with a belly to belly suplex to everyone on Team Sticky besides Scott Steiner. Kurt's not into stealing moves.
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 14, 2011 17:21:11 GMT -5
Steiner with a belly to belly
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 17:24:53 GMT -5
Shelley dropkicks Angle
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:32:46 GMT -5
The Guns take the Monsters out with a double dropkick while Williams takes Angle down with a lariat. Terry take Neal out with a boot leaving Steiner alone with Kash. Steiner hits a belly to belly, then locks on the Steiner Recliner! Kash quickly taps.
JB: Here are your winners, the Motor City Machine Guns, the British Invasion and “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Well Scott Steiner gets the win for his team. West: You have to wonder what this win means as we go forward toward Bound For Glory. Tenay: Indeed we do but for now that’s all we have time for. From Mike Tenay and Don West, goodnight.
Shelley, Williams, Steiner, Terry and Sabin raise eachothers arms in victory as Impact goes off the arm.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:38:36 GMT -5
Thanks to Spartan, Gus, mikey, Jono, M, Hayden, and Tank for promoing. Thanks to those who voted, which was pretty much the same people. Also thinks to anyone I may have missed.
Next week Austin Aries makes his offical Impact debut!
Also Jeff Jarrett will address several issues including the Women's title situation, on next week's show. If you need to speak to him then shoot me a PM.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 17:40:26 GMT -5
Okay, here's what happened.
The Invitational, all the team draws, everything is real.
I already drew all the teams randomly and have been pulling from that list.
As soon as I told PN that Daniels and AJ got drawn together, he mentioned that he had plans for Daniels and AJ, we knew fate was on our side.
And for the record, Phenomenal Angels and New America are the only two teams to get picked together, that's just how random.org rolls.
So nobody was getting hosed, everything has been legitimate, The Invitational will continue, although I'm sure Daniels and Styles are going to have something to say to BM next week.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 17:53:12 GMT -5
Okay, other business. What I'm gonna do now is make two lists. While I can't tell you what these lists are for, that'll be revealed next week, these are pretty much all the takens who there are currently no plans for at Bound For Glory. So if your guys isn't on this list then there are plans in place. Even if you haven't been told the plans. Now like I say I can't tell you what these are for yet but it should be kinda obvious. So if you don't like any of your guys placement on these lists then just say so.
Legends Abyss Brother Devon Brother Ray Doug Williams Kurt Angle Matt Morgan Mick Foley Scott Steiner Tommy Dreamer
X Division Anarquia Austin Aries Jay Lethal Jesse Sorensen Matt Hardy Nick Jackson Red
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 18:03:46 GMT -5
A Double demands a spot in the Legends thingy.
...but not losing his X Division spot.
In fact, throw in a tag title shot, too. He's man enough to hold both belts himself.
And a few World Title matches. He's beat Joe for a World Title before.
Heck, all the titles! Even the women's titles! Lord knows he's got enough bitches to carry titles around for him.
......and a private locker room. With a hot tub. And an air hockey table.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 18:08:00 GMT -5
And back in the real world, that means what exactly?
Are you still tag ruling Hernandez and/or Venus, btw?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 18:11:30 GMT -5
Hernandez, nyet.
Mexican Trish Stratus, maybe. (Insert "as soon as we get a better name for her" comment here.)
Hell, I might just call her Mexican Trish Stratus. It can be the new Survivor Chick.
EDIT: And it means you show the respect that The Greatest Man That Ever Lived deserves, old man!
I mean, I am making this show, after all. You just wait. Now that the news that A Double is hitting the airwaves is out, ratings will be up by the millions next week. The legions of fans across the world will be waiting with baited breath to see me crush whatever poor sap you put me in the ring with.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2011 19:21:56 GMT -5
Dammit, macman and I were supposed to have a promo on the show. My damn laziness f***s things up again!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 20:21:44 GMT -5
Tank, seriously, are you fine with Aries where he is?
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 20:24:04 GMT -5
Tank, seriously, are you fine with Aries where he is? Of course I am.
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 14, 2011 20:27:32 GMT -5
Next week's impact: Young vs Judas, please.
Also: Eric's Explanations will be up, once I get the answers from this week's guest.
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