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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:17:53 GMT -5
ODB hits a fall away slam and then kips up. She then lifts Jackie onto her shoulder and hits a running powerslam!
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JB: Here is your winner, ODB!
Tenay: ODB gets the win as they eagerly await their next challengers. West: Well I tell you one thing, it won’t be Jackie Moore. Tenay: Not without a partner anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Rob Van Dam!
Yo.
Rob, it was last Friday you faced off with Samoa Joe for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship but ultimately, Joe was the victor. Where do you go from here?
Honestly, I'm not quite sure. I guess I'm still aiming to be apart of Bound for Glory in some fashion. I've got no problem saying Samoa Joe was the better man and I wish him well against Sting but there's no way I'm missing out on the biggest show of the year. It can't be that hard for me to find someone who wants to go one on one with The Whole F'N' Show or maybe there's a tag team who wants to do battle with High Flight. Either way, I'm going to be there. Right now though, I'll just focus on tonight.
Well, you go one on one with Hernandez of the LAX. Your thoughts heading into this match?
The LAX has been subject to a lot of controversy as of late but that doesn't really bother me. My main concern tonight is getting back in the W column and I know Hernando isn't exactly going to make that easy on me. It's times like these where it helps being Mr. Monday Night. I don't know how I'd do it otherwise. Hernandez, you may be a powerhouse in that ring but you're not the first one I've ever had to deal with and you won't be the last. If I've got to go through hell and back to put you down, I'll do it because there is only one outcome I am willing to accept tonight and that's a win for
R!
V!
D!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:20:06 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Venus and Homicide, from Houston Texas, weighing 280 pounds, Hernandez!
JB: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
Tenay: RVD came up just short in his challenge for the world title. West: Doesn’t matter how close he was, he still lost. Tenay: Even so, RVD has to still be in contention for the world title after Bound For Glory. West: Speaking of which, you have to wonder what’s next for LAX. They could use a win here to give them some direction.
Hernandez v Rob Van Dam 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 16:20:43 GMT -5
RVD with a spinning heel kick
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 16:21:01 GMT -5
RVD with a plancha
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:21:04 GMT -5
RVD hits Hernandez with the Flux Capacitor!
[Phil Ken Sebben]Ha, ha...inside jokes.[/PKS]
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 16:21:20 GMT -5
ROB! VAN! DAM! with a DOUBLE! UNDERHOOK! SUPLEX!
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 14, 2011 16:22:00 GMT -5
RVD with a stiff kick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:26:57 GMT -5
Van Dam slams Hernandez and follws up with the Rolling Thunder. RVD then leaps to the top rope. Five Star Frogsplash!
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JB: Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!
*RVD rolls out of the ring as Hernandez charges him out of frustration, celebrating as he heads to the back. Homicide enters the ring and throws a mic to Hernandez, climbing the turnbuckle and taking a seat as Hernandez begins speaking.*
SHUT UP!!!
You think this means anything? Y'all think this means a damn thing? THIS DON'T MEAN S***!!!!!!!
AJ Styles treats us like a damn footnote, brings in Christopher Daniels, and then runs away after one win? We ain't finished at all!!
Beer Money gives a random tag team a title match every week and ignores the best team in the company? They're next. Those belts are gonna come to where they belong, an' that's around OUR WAISTS!!!
An' then everybody else is gonna remember the reason we ran this damn company! Why every single gringo in the back feared the name LAX! An' why...
*Homicide suddenly hits Hernandez with a missile dropkick!! Hernandez gets sent back from the impact, bounces off the ropes, and walks right into a Gringo Cutter!*
You know what, "mang"? I think I've heard enough of this.
*Homicide stomps away at Hernandez, kicking him right back down to the mat as he tries to get up. Homicide then pulls Hernandez into the corner, walks across the ring and charges, dropkicking Hernandez into the bottom turnbuckle.*
And I think I've seen enough of you. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful. I've got all the reason in the world to be. After all, there is no way in hell I could get myself a job here in TNA with...well, that would be saying too much. But playing this little charade, that got my foot in the door. And since you hooked me up with that binding contract, that fancy little thing with a severance package that would bankrupt this company if they try to send me packing...well, I just don't need you anymore.
See, "dawg", you should've done your homework. Homicide's been in Japan since last May. But again, I appreciate you getting my foot in the door, really. I've got big plans in store for TNA. After all, a certain somebody keeps going on and on and on about TNA being the greatest company in pro wrestling. What better place...
*"Homicide" pulls off his mask to reveal.........*
...for The Greatest Man That Ever Lived!
The Biggest Starr in TNA History!
Mr. A Double himself...
AUSTIN ARIES!!!
*Aries drops the mic, pulls Hernandez to the center of the ring, and locks in the Horns of Aries! Hernandez taps out as TNA security head to the ring. Aries breaks the hold upon seeing the security personnel, standing up and pulling a piece of paper out of his boot.*
Read it and weep, flunkies. Signed and sealed by the top brass. Austin Aries: TNA Employee. Not my best nickname, so don't expect to hear that one much. Now, I'm out. Somebody should probably take care of this musclebound lummox. I don't really care either way, though. All that matters to me is this:
Me. Match. Next week. Make it happen, Jeffy. After all, no good boss wants to piss off his best employee, right?
*Aries exits the ring pandering to a confused crowd as a new theme fills the arena.*
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:27:37 GMT -5
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go ahead, everybody. Tell me how surprised you are. I wanna see this.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 14, 2011 16:29:29 GMT -5
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go ahead, everybody. Tell me how surprised you are. I wanna see this. .... Nope. Not surprised.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:30:25 GMT -5
Unfortunatley the rest of the show is cancelled since I'm about to pass out in shock.
That okay, Tank?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:30:55 GMT -5
Beer Money and Ric Flair make their way to the ring, Flair carrying the bag of names.
Well, folks, Beer Money once again conquered their foes at No Surrender when we destroyed those traitors in New America.
And now, tonight, we continue our Beer Money Tag Invitational.
You see, Ric Flair knows how to pick them, I told these boys I'd take them to the top, and that's exactly what I've done, between their talent and the Nautre Boy's experience and knowledge, we're unstoppable, so go ahead, boys, let's find out who the next victims are.
Flair holds the bag open and Roode and Storm each grab a name.
Christopher Daniels
And AJ Sty . . .
Roode and Storm look at each other.
Our apologies, folks, there seems to have been some kind of printing error, give us a second to draw the REAL names.
Yeah, make sure they're right this time.
Hold on a minute. Just hold it right there.
Didn't you yourself say you'd defend the titles against whoever you drew out of that hat?
Yeah, according to your own rules there's no take backs. There's no do overs. We want our shot.
Hey, Beer Money isn't trying to screw anyone, they aren't scared to fight you tonight, they were just fooling around, weren't you, boys?
Storm and Roode give Flair a bewildered look, Flair nudges them and nods towards Styles and Daniels.
Uh, yeah, we were just kidding, guys, just having a little fun.
Absoutely, we will be glad to defend our titles against the two of you right here, tonight.
Well good. We wouldn't want people to get the idea that you're scared of us.
No. Just because we are the biggest threat to those tag titles that you've faced so far that's no reason to be intimidated.
Believe me, they have no reason to be intimidated, Beer Money is the greatest tag team in this business and tonight, they're going to prove it again.
Good. Then I'm sure you won't have a problem defending the titles against us right now.
Storm takes a swig of his beer.
What the hell?
Get your asses down here and get ready to fight.
Tenay: Well I guess this match is happening right now. West: This isn’t fair! Tenay: Beer Money drew the names. They knew this might happen.
TNA World Tag Team Championship Beer Money v Phenomenal Angels 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 14, 2011 16:32:37 GMT -5
Storm with a boot to Styles
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 16:33:38 GMT -5
Styles and Daniels with stereo Peles to Beer Money!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2011 16:33:52 GMT -5
AJ with a "this is what it was building to" forearm.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 14, 2011 16:34:09 GMT -5
Roode with a lariat to Daniels
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Post by The Tank on Sept 14, 2011 16:36:02 GMT -5
AJ and Daniels with the combination BME/Spiral Tap to Storm.
SORRY 'BOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!!!!!!!!!
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 14, 2011 16:37:48 GMT -5
AJ with a pele.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 16:38:45 GMT -5
Daniels with a moonsault to Roode.
It's what PN and I would have wanted.
I'll explain after the show
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 14, 2011 16:40:28 GMT -5
*Shelley and Williams realize that they won't get a shot at Beer Money*
AW COME ON!!!! AW COME ON!!!!
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