Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 19, 2011 16:24:22 GMT -5
Here's something I don't remember anyone ever trying, a No Mercy based choose your own adventure. I'm about to start playing the No Mercy career mode and I thought that since it's so diverse and branching, we could all have a little fun exploring the different branches.
How It's Gonna Work
I'm going to play, obviously, and provide you guys with write ups of the events so it'll follow a sort of "Write-up, choice, repeat" style. I've already started my first path so I'll start with the first match, after this one I'll let you guys choose the wrestler and title path.
Now, without further ado, let's get started.
The Raw is War arena is calm before the music of the legendary Mae Young plays.
King: What's this JR?
JR: It looks like Mae King!
King: I know that what is she doing here?!
Mae grabs a microphone.
Mae: I'm the new number one contender to the WWF's Woman's Championship! Who's first?!
Nothing happens for a few moments before the lights go dark and the ominous organ music of the Big Red Monster Kane blares throughout the arena.
JR: What?! Mae Young issued an open challenge and it's being accepted by Kane?!
King: That's why you don't make open challenges in the WWF JR, you never know who's going to accept it!
JR: But this isn't right King! Mae Young is an elderly woman and Kane is a seven foot Monster!
King: You reap what you sow JR and right now Kane is probably looking like the Grim Reaper to Mae Old!
As Kane approaches the ring, Mae stands her ground, ready for a fight, either a statement of bravery, delusion, or senility. The match starts as it would be expect to start, Kane laying into the legend with heavy strikes and uppercuts but Mae is tougher than she looks, standing her ground, responding with strikes of her own.
JR: Can you believe what we're seeing King? Mae is actually getting in some offense on Kane!
Kane, obviously surprised by the amount of fight in Young goes a running clothesline only to be met with a "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG back bodydrop!"
JR: We've finally seen everything folks, a woman in her seventies has just backdropped Kane.
King: Get the paramedics out here, Kane may be about to die of embarrassment.
The momentum doesn't last long for Mae as Kane gets back to his feet quickly and grapples Mae before driving her into the mat with a powerbomb!
King: Scratch that, we need the paramedics because I think Kane just killed Mae.
JR: That's enough damnit! Stop the damn match!
Not letting Mae have a moment of rest, Kane gets her back to her feet before sending her back to the mat with a chokeslam!
JR: Bah gawd King! If Mae Young wasn't seriously hurt already, that did it. Kane driving Mae into the mat with that massive chokeslam.
Kane goes for the pin, and what has to be the win, the omnipresent referee counts one, two, and then...Mae kicks out!
JR: I have no idea what to say, Mae Young just kicked out of a chokeslam.
King: Yeah JR, but who's the one standing? Kane, who looks angry and you don't wanna make a monster angry.
King's words ring true once again as Kane lifts Mae up off the mat, setting her up for a tombstone piledriver! The ref starts his count, one, two, three.
King: Kane wins! Kane wins! Kane wins!
JR: Cut it out, we need some help down here.
As his music plays again, Kane stands over the fallen Mae Young before summoning flames from the turnbuckle posts.
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Kane comes to ring followed shortly by Ivory who has a microphone.
Ivory: Just because you can beat up a grandmother or two! It's easy to trash someone who's almost on a pension! Come on!!
The Big Red Machine shrugs off the challenge but that just pushes Ivory farther.
Ivory: What?!! Who do you think you are? Cut the crap!! I'll expose your puppies to the whole crowd!! Come on!!
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First to three wins and go!
How It's Gonna Work
I'm going to play, obviously, and provide you guys with write ups of the events so it'll follow a sort of "Write-up, choice, repeat" style. I've already started my first path so I'll start with the first match, after this one I'll let you guys choose the wrestler and title path.
Now, without further ado, let's get started.
WWF No Mercy Choose Your Own Adventure
Chapter 1
The Big Red Women's Champion
Chapter 1
The Big Red Women's Champion
The Raw is War arena is calm before the music of the legendary Mae Young plays.
King: What's this JR?
JR: It looks like Mae King!
King: I know that what is she doing here?!
Mae grabs a microphone.
Mae: I'm the new number one contender to the WWF's Woman's Championship! Who's first?!
Nothing happens for a few moments before the lights go dark and the ominous organ music of the Big Red Monster Kane blares throughout the arena.
JR: What?! Mae Young issued an open challenge and it's being accepted by Kane?!
King: That's why you don't make open challenges in the WWF JR, you never know who's going to accept it!
JR: But this isn't right King! Mae Young is an elderly woman and Kane is a seven foot Monster!
King: You reap what you sow JR and right now Kane is probably looking like the Grim Reaper to Mae Old!
As Kane approaches the ring, Mae stands her ground, ready for a fight, either a statement of bravery, delusion, or senility. The match starts as it would be expect to start, Kane laying into the legend with heavy strikes and uppercuts but Mae is tougher than she looks, standing her ground, responding with strikes of her own.
JR: Can you believe what we're seeing King? Mae is actually getting in some offense on Kane!
Kane, obviously surprised by the amount of fight in Young goes a running clothesline only to be met with a "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG back bodydrop!"
JR: We've finally seen everything folks, a woman in her seventies has just backdropped Kane.
King: Get the paramedics out here, Kane may be about to die of embarrassment.
The momentum doesn't last long for Mae as Kane gets back to his feet quickly and grapples Mae before driving her into the mat with a powerbomb!
King: Scratch that, we need the paramedics because I think Kane just killed Mae.
JR: That's enough damnit! Stop the damn match!
Not letting Mae have a moment of rest, Kane gets her back to her feet before sending her back to the mat with a chokeslam!
JR: Bah gawd King! If Mae Young wasn't seriously hurt already, that did it. Kane driving Mae into the mat with that massive chokeslam.
Kane goes for the pin, and what has to be the win, the omnipresent referee counts one, two, and then...Mae kicks out!
JR: I have no idea what to say, Mae Young just kicked out of a chokeslam.
King: Yeah JR, but who's the one standing? Kane, who looks angry and you don't wanna make a monster angry.
King's words ring true once again as Kane lifts Mae up off the mat, setting her up for a tombstone piledriver! The ref starts his count, one, two, three.
King: Kane wins! Kane wins! Kane wins!
JR: Cut it out, we need some help down here.
As his music plays again, Kane stands over the fallen Mae Young before summoning flames from the turnbuckle posts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kane comes to ring followed shortly by Ivory who has a microphone.
Ivory: Just because you can beat up a grandmother or two! It's easy to trash someone who's almost on a pension! Come on!!
The Big Red Machine shrugs off the challenge but that just pushes Ivory farther.
Ivory: What?!! Who do you think you are? Cut the crap!! I'll expose your puppies to the whole crowd!! Come on!!
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CHOICE
Kane vs Ivory
Should Kane lose to Ivory? Yes or No?
Kane vs Ivory
Should Kane lose to Ivory? Yes or No?
First to three wins and go!
