Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 20, 2011 11:33:23 GMT -5
After a 5-1 vote, the FAN is clearly not down with the Brown. We now continue our adventure, "Hardcore! INDEED!" already in progress. The bell rings and D'Lo immediately, uh, taunts. This leaves him open to a right hand from TAKA followed by a quick dropkick that sends D'Lo to the outside. JR: TAKA taking control early. King: If D'Lo had more sense it wouldn't be like this! Come on D'Lo! Taka continues his assault on the outside, scoring a nice series of punches and kicks before D'Lo dodges and Enzuguri and slides back in the ring. TAKA follows but takes a stomp from D'Lo. King: Ahaha! Did you see that JR? Finally D'Lo is fighting like he deserves the Hardcore title! D'Lo looks to be maintaining control until TAKA jumps at him with a clothesline! TAKA climbs to the top turnbuckle but Brown is up! D'Lo charges the turnbuckle only to be caught with a missile dropkick. TAKA taunts twice, the second time signifying the impending Michinoku Driver. JR: TAKA is feeling it King, he's like a house of fire. King: He's a fire that needs to be put out! TAKA lifts D'Lo to his feet and plants him on the mat with a Michinoku Driver! The invisible ref counts the pin fall and TAKA is announced as the winner. ~~~~~~~~~~ WWF Hardcore Champion Crash Holly comes to the ring and grabs a mic. Crash: Who is TAKA? It's too early to challenge me!! I'm going to teach you a lesson!! It's too early to challenge him so we're going to challenge him? What?~~~~~~~~~~ CHOICE WWF Hardcore Championship TAKA vs Crash Who wins? [/center]
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 20, 2011 12:47:14 GMT -5
Crash. Seriously, choose your own adventure to this point is like super push to the moon 2000
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Sept 20, 2011 13:17:56 GMT -5
TAKA!
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Post by Triwizard Champion on Sept 20, 2011 13:43:27 GMT -5
Taka
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Big Bad Brad
Wade Wilson
Big Bad Brad
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Sept 20, 2011 16:29:11 GMT -5
Taka
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Post by wwe1993 on Sept 20, 2011 16:36:48 GMT -5
Crash
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 20, 2011 17:22:53 GMT -5
Crash. Seriously, choose your own adventure to this point is like super push to the moon 2000 How about this, I'll offer previous title stories as options, either new challenger or defending champion, and we'll go the opposite way in a few choices and offer the other choices just to branch the story. Does that work as an alternative for everyone? I'm doing this so I can explore some different paths too but I've played No Mercy so damn much that I have to do these write up to some fun, I want you guys to have fun too and feel like I'm giving you what you want.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 20, 2011 21:31:04 GMT -5
Taka
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 20, 2011 21:35:53 GMT -5
Crash.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2011 21:57:28 GMT -5
CRASH!
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 20, 2011 22:38:01 GMT -5
Crash. Seriously, choose your own adventure to this point is like super push to the moon 2000 How about this, I'll offer previous title stories as options, either new challenger or defending champion, and we'll go the opposite way in a few choices and offer the other choices just to branch the story. Does that work as an alternative for everyone? I'm doing this so I can explore some different paths too but I've played No Mercy so damn much that I have to do these write up to some fun, I want you guys to have fun too and feel like I'm giving you what you want. Naw, that's fine man. I'm just finding it interesting that this is the way it's going so far. I assume some different choices will happen down the road.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 21, 2011 13:35:21 GMT -5
Sorry that this isn't moving at all. I had the late shift followed by the early shift at work the last two days but I should be able to deliver a few more entries tonight.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 2, 2011 5:34:00 GMT -5
TAKA!
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
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Post by DragonMasterP on Oct 8, 2011 17:32:33 GMT -5
I vote Taka.
Can't wait for the WWF title part.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 9, 2011 14:20:55 GMT -5
Aw yeah! The return! This new entry will be right here in like twenty minutes.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 9, 2011 15:07:16 GMT -5
More delayed than Chinese Democracy, shorter than the ticket line at a TNA show, I present the next entry of "Hardcore! Indeed!"The bell rings as Crash charges at TAKA only to be met with a big dropkick. He follows it up with a quick elbow drop on the mat, followed immediately by a taunt. King: Look at this moron JR, he's hit little Elroy twice and he's already acting like he won the Super Bowl or maybe the Little League World Series! JR: There's nothing wrong with trying to get the crowd on your side Jerry. I seem to remember a certain King who played to the crowd his fair share. King: The difference between Taka and the King is that people care about the King. Crash takes advantage of the distracted Taka to punch him right in the back of the head. He tries to follow up with another to the face but Taka uses the age old technique of puffing your chest out to deflect blows before scoring a right hand of his own. Crash is next to puff his chest out, blocking a dropkick from Taka. Crash quickly stomps Taka before lifting him into a grapple followed by an Irish Whip to the outside. JR: Remember folks, this IS a Hardcore title match, this match can go anywhere. King: I hope it goes to Japan JR, maybe they'll keep Taka. Taka regains his footing as Crash follows him to the outside. Both mean reach in to the crowd and pull out weapons. The fans must like Crash more than Taka because he gets a sledgehammer while Taka gets a Rock foam bull head. King: Ahaha, what's Taka gonna do with that?! Hammer beats foam! Taka and Crash both take big swings but Taka hits first causing Crash to drop his hammer! JR: You may want to rethink that call Jerry. King: What?! That bull is loaded! Ring the bell! JR: It's no DQ King. King: Then give Crash a free shot! Taka takes another swing but Crash gets his hands up and wrestles the bull from Taka but catches another quick dropkick before he can use it. Taka raises Crash to his feet and hits a vertical suplex before taunting again. When Crash gets to his feet Taka hoists him up and sends him down to the protective floor. Omnipresent Ref counts the three and Taka is now the Hardcore champion! JR: Taka has done it King! He is hardcore champion! King: He's been champion ten seconds and I'm already sick of him JR. ~~~~~~~~~~ Smackdown starts with WWF Chairman Vince McMahon coming to the ring with a mic. Ever notice this is how nearly every segment in this game starts? At least everyone gets mic time in this universe.Vince: I have made a decision!! I want to add a little more excitement to the Hardcore championship. TAKA just won the title using a foam bull head, how much more exciting can it get?!Vince: The Hardcore champion must defend the belt 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, any time, anywhere!! Jesus, that sounds less "exciting" more like "let's f*** with the champ."Taka shrugs off the announcement. ...and not a single f*** was given by Taka. Will Lawler use to get the title off Taka? Spoiler: Probably not.Black Screen: TAKA!!! God? Is that you?Taka turns around to meet a boot from the "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman. First of all, ouch. Second of all, you could probably kill Taka with a well placed pinch, no need to sneak attack. Jerk."Vince's stipulation may have been a mistake. Blackman assaulted in the locker room. And the Hardcore title challenges have begun." ~~~~~~~~~~ CHOICE WWF Hardcore Championship TAKA vs Steve Blackman Who wins?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 15:19:36 GMT -5
Blackman.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2011 15:19:58 GMT -5
Taka
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 9, 2011 15:26:46 GMT -5
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 9, 2011 16:14:57 GMT -5
Steve Blackman........Just be glad he stops beating you
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