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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Oct 9, 2011 16:22:22 GMT -5
Steve M'F Blackman
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 9, 2011 16:44:32 GMT -5
TAKA gets voted to his very first loss, time to start the match. At the start, both men grab chairs and start swinging wildly! Taka is the first to connect by Blackman is up before he can swing again. Taka aims a shot at Blackman's head only to be countered! Blackman uses his sheer brute strength to take the chair away from Taka before landing two solid shots the head. Taka starts bleeding on the second shot, Blackman takes advantage of the momentarily stunned Taka and knocks him to the ground before taunting him. Taka is barely moving on the locker room floor when Blackman picks him and then locks him in whatever the hell submission he uses as his finisher leading Taka to tap! New WWF Hardcore Champion: Steve Blackman! Well then, that was a short reign from Taka.~~~~~~~~~~ "TAKA sees BLACKMAN being interviewed in the hall." Michael Cole: Do you have any fears that you could suddenly be attacked by someone while you're defending the Hardcore belt? Of course he doesn't Cole, he's Steve Blackman: Killing Machine. You should be glad that he hasn't decided to murder you with a glare.Blackman: No, I don't worry about it. You see, I cannot be beaten! If you want Michael, I'll kick your butt right now just to show you. Do it!Cole:...No thank you! Don't listen to him Steve! Do it for the love of the fans!"TAKA heard about BLACKMAN'S open challenge!! He found a referee!! A Hardcore title match has begun!!" Arggghhhh. Way to ruin everything TAKA!~~~~~~~~~~ CHOICE WWF Hardcore Championship TAKA vs Steve Blackman [/center]
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 17:07:55 GMT -5
Taka!
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 9, 2011 17:18:35 GMT -5
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 9, 2011 17:19:04 GMT -5
Hm. Notorious makes a good point. Steve Blackman canes the shit out of Taka!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 17:47:09 GMT -5
Wow....We just voted for Blackman to win and we're already giving it back to Taka?
Anyway................................I vote for a Blackman named Steve.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 9, 2011 18:50:53 GMT -5
Edit: Wow, I effed this up. Anyway, I'll figure out a way to make it up to you guys. I like the idea of TAKA being like 2000 Crash Holly. TAKA attacks Blackman in a blind rage, bouncing his head off the wall several times before picking up a bit of broken table and bashing Blackman in the head with it. JR: TAKA showing a side of brutality that we've never seen before tonight King. King: He's just confused JR, after the attack last week TAKA must think Blackman is Godzilla! TAKA continues the onslaught hitting Blackman with everything he has before Irish Whipping him through a door and into a...bar? Ok, yeah, the backstage bar in the arena. King: Look JR, TAKA just ran away to a bar! He must need some liquid courage! Blackman tries to mount a comeback but TAKA will have none of it striking Blackman with lefts and rights until he can't stand before going for a pool cue. Without giving Blackman even a second to recover, TAKA lays in to him with several stiff shots to the midsection before lifting Blackman up and tossing him on to the pool table, following close behind. On top of the table, TAKA motions for the Michanoku Driver before planting Blackman in the middle of the table. The ref counts the fall as TAKA reclaims his Hardcore title! JR: TAKA has taken full advantage of the 24/7 rule and he regained the Hardcore title! King: He's a cheat! He sneak attacked Steve Blackman! This isn't fair! JR: What are you talking about Jerry?! That's the exact same way Blackman won the title in the first place! King: Which was just a couple of days ago, he didn't even have time to enjoy being champion JR! ~~~~~~~~~~ "TAKA is heading to the parking lot after his match. But he has a bad feeling..." What is it? A disturbance in the Force? Gas? Can't remember where you parked your rental car?"TAKA is attacked!! Once again, he must defend the title." Has Jerry "the King" Lawler finally brought the fight to TAKA?! Eat his lunch King!The match graphic reveals it to be..."Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry? Alright, let's do this thing...~~~~~~~~~~ CHOICE WWF Hardcore Championship Mark Henry vs TAKA Who wins?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 19:13:29 GMT -5
Henry
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2011 19:44:26 GMT -5
Taka
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 9, 2011 21:34:50 GMT -5
TAKA! INDEED!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 10, 2011 17:16:23 GMT -5
TAKA needs one vote to win while Sexual Chocolate needs two, get those votes in people!
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 10, 2011 17:20:26 GMT -5
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Post by Matt on Oct 10, 2011 17:37:46 GMT -5
henry
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2011 2:16:18 GMT -5
Taka!
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Oct 11, 2011 6:37:27 GMT -5
Sexual Chocolate
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 11, 2011 12:11:42 GMT -5
Henry gets the vote, it's match time. Henry starts off flooring TAKA with a strike. Not giving TAKA a second to rest, Sexual Chocolate lifts his opponent, sending him running in to the wall at the end of the hallway with a strong Irish Whip. As TAKA bounces off the wall he's met with a shoulder block from Henry. JR: Mark Henry taking full of advantage of the 24/7 rule as well as an already weakened TAKA, this match would already be uneven without Henry treating TAKA like a human pinball. King: You call it uneven, I call it smart JR. Mark Henry knows that everyone's going to be coming for that Hardcore title when he's champion, he's trying to eliminate the competition. Henry picks TAKA up again sending him to the other end of the hall out and through the curtain. TAKA tries to run at Henry but gets tossed in the air like a child and send crashing down to the hard steel of the stage. King: TAKA went from pinball to superball JR! Did you see him bounce?! JR: This is disgusting Jerry, that's a human being and Mark Henry is treating him like a plaything. Taka struggles but makes it to his feet only to get caught from behind in a full nelson before Henry slams him hard back to the steel. Sexual Chocolate goes for the pin and the All Seeing Ref counts the pinfall for our new Hardcore champion. King: That's twice this week that TAKA's lost the championship this week JR, still have faith in him? JR: I suppose the fact that both losses came from sneak attacks. King: A loss is a loss JR! ~~~~~~~~~~ "TAKA is about to attack HENRY!!" Of course he is! TAKA will not die!TAKA is standing around in a parking lot when Mark Henry walks up. TAKA is terrible at attacking. His first mistake was standing around the parking lot instead of, ya know, attacking.Henry: What the hell do you want? You've got my Hardcore title and come this Sunday, I'll be needing it back.TAKA kicks Mark Henry in, what appears to be, the Sexual part of Sexual Chocolate. "Yeah! Kick him in the nads! Again! Again!"Henry: Ouch!! Hold on! I'm sick of this!! "Ouch"? You just got kicked in right in the reproductive organs and all you have to say is "ouch"? Looks like the World's Strongest Man has the World's Strongest Yambag.Henry: You and me in the boiler room at the next Pay Per View event. I'm afraid to accept but I'm more afraid to say no if only because I think Mark may kill TAKA a little less in the boiler room.~~~~~~~~~~ Will TAKA accept the challenge? Yes or No [/center] I need a name for the ref. I feel as though he's almost becoming a character in his own right.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 11, 2011 12:42:39 GMT -5
1. yes
2. Name the ref "Ted."
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Oct 11, 2011 14:37:56 GMT -5
1. Oh, hell yes
2. I'm good with Ted
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Oct 11, 2011 16:13:55 GMT -5
1. Yes 2. Why not? I'll go with Ted as well
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 11, 2011 16:22:01 GMT -5
1)Yes 2)Ted
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