Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 27, 2012 13:29:02 GMT -5
Alright, that settles it, Steve Blackman will be starting his chase for the Intercontinental Title in a few minutes, I'll get the first scene and choice up within in the hour.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 27, 2012 16:03:11 GMT -5
Chapter 3 Intercontinental Weapon ~~~~~~~~~~ The road to the Intercontinental Championship will be a tough challenge to undertake, made even tougher by the fact that we start with Michael Cole. Cole: Blackman, what are you plans for the future? Blackman: Who is the current Intercontinental Champion? I believe I spent a lot of the last half of 2009 wondering that.Cole: Well everyone knows Benoit holds the Intercontinental Championship. Blackman: Hey Benoit! You better start polishing that belt of yours, since it's gonna be mine soon. I suddenly wish I was playing as Batista...~~~~~~ Steve Blackman vs Stevie Richards The bell rings and the match starts the way you'd expect it to, with Blackman attacking like an unbridled killing machine. The first two minutes are all Blackman with Snow eating a barrage of kicks, punches, and suplexes. Finally, Snow gains the upperhand following a swift penis punch. JR: Blackman made his intentions of becoming Intercontinental champion clear but you gotta think that if Al Snow picks up a win tonight he'll be considered for a title shot. King: Oh great, we either get a moron or a robot as our champion. Before Snow can capitalize on the low blow, Blackman answers back with a kick the face that sends Snow crashing to the mat. From there, Blackman works over Snow with a series of submissions. JR: Blackman proving tonight that's not just an expert striker but a technician as well. King: Expert or not JR, I can't decide if I'm more bored with this match or his interview from earlier. King's boredom is alleviated soon as Blackman soon makes Snow tap to his submission finisher (We really should name that.) to move closer to his goal of an Intercontinental Championship reign. ~~~~~~~~~~ In the grand tradition of No Mercy show opening segments, Chyna comes out to the ring with a microphone in hand to start the next Smackdown. Chyna: Blackman, come on out! You're after the IC title? So am I, and if you can't beat me, then there is no way for you to become champion. Challenge me! Chyna, that might not be a good idea. Sure, you're the Ninth Wonder of the World, but in 2000, Steve Blackman was the number two leading cause of death in the world behind only the fear of the Steve Blackman.Steve Blackman, never one to back down from a chance to beat someone senseless comes out on stage with a microphone. Blackman: Okay, if you want to be the first. But I won't need much time, I'll only need three minutes to beat you. ~~~~~~~~~~ Vote Who Wins? Chyna vs Steve Blackman
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jun 27, 2012 16:03:54 GMT -5
Steve Blackman.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 27, 2012 16:04:06 GMT -5
Chyna for the lulz
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Big Bad Brad
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 27, 2012 16:07:15 GMT -5
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Post by Chronos on Jun 27, 2012 16:08:19 GMT -5
A win for Chyna, forged in the heat of low blows.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 27, 2012 17:31:10 GMT -5
BLACKMAN
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 27, 2012 17:51:46 GMT -5
Chyna
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 27, 2012 19:38:49 GMT -5
Blackman
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 27, 2012 19:48:54 GMT -5
*Knock Knock Knock* Hello? Is this thing on?
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 27, 2012 20:40:47 GMT -5
Three votes for Chyna, that's ballgame Maggle. ~~~~~~~~~~ After the bell rings, both combatants approach each other before Chyna...poses. Yup, that's an effective strategy against the Lethal Weapon as Chyna finds out when she catches a dropkick to the boobs. Ever resilient, Chyna answers back with a punch to the balls (That seems to happen to Blackman a lot) before throwing Blackman out of the ring. Blackman catches Chyna a chop, giving him a chance to get back in the ring, before Chyna pulls him back out to the outside. Once again, Blackman gets back in the ring before the count of 20 and Chyna follows only to...throw Blackman out of the ring. I'm not even joking when I say this cycle continued for at least a minute and a half. JR: It seems like Chyna isn't content to let this one stay in the ring. King: Is that what you're seeing JR because it looks to me like Blackman is trying to get away from Chyna. Chyna finally gets the better of Blackman on the floor, catching him with suplexes and dick punches aplenty. Finally, Chyna hits Blackman with a powerbomb on the floor at the count of 18 before bailing to the ring for the countout victory. King: Did you see that JR? Blackman just lost to Chyna! How can he become champ if he can't beat her? JR: It was a countout Jerry, Chyna took the easy way out here. You're right about that JR. This match went for about three minutes and most of that time was Chyna trying to get a countout. I don't even know how she got her finisher so quick but there ya have it.~~~~~~~~~ Fresh out of the running for an IC title shot, Steve Blackman enters the arena during the next Raw followed by Bob Hardcore Holly. Hardcore Holly will henceforth be referred to as Bob Hardcore.Bob Hardcore: You're going after the IC title and you can't even beat a female? You better start wising up. Kinda sexist of ya there Bob-O. Regardless, there should be enough stiff shots in this one to make Vader say "C'mon guys, lighten up a bit."Bob Hardcore: Then I guess we need to come up with a new name for you. How about "Heavyweight Wimp"? Say what you will about the Lethal Weapon, we all remember Spark E. Plugg.And now here comes Crash because f*** you, that's why!Wait, he's actually coming out to be Blackman's opponent. Well then what the hell was Hardcore Bob doing there?!Hey there!No, NO! You screw off Russo.Well, I'm glad that's over with, time for the match.Steve Blackman vs Crash Holly Blackman has to win this match.~~~~~~~~~~ After that swerve of an opponent change, the bell rings and we are off. Crash attempts a running attack to start only to catch a drop toe hold from Blackman. Not allowing a second for Crash to regain his composure, Blackman lifts him up only to slam him back down. before Blackman can inflict more damage, Crash manages to roll away and out of the ring. JR: Steve Blackman's match against Chyna last week was ruled a no contest in favor of Chyna, tonight, Blackman won't have to worry about that tonight. King: Why does he get special treatment JR? This is biased officiating! JR: It's a hardcore match King, that's the rules! King: Well I still don't like it. Blackman takes advantage of the hardcore rules of the match, using the ringside area as an ally to destroy Crash before hitting him with a stiff forearm followed by a dropkick and then a kick to the chest of the seated Crash. King: Look at this JR, Blackman wants to be Intercontinental Champion but he has to have an unfair advantage to win. JR: Unfair advantage?! King, it's a hardcore match, there's no unfair advantage involved here. King: Look JR, how can this guy beat our Intercontinental Champion if he needs weapons to beat Crash? Crash attempts a rally with a big right hand to Blackman but his momentum in stopped in it's tracks when his chest is met by Blackman's boot followed quickly by a leg grapevine. Crash is back up until to catch another stiff chop that sends him stumbling back only to get caught in Blackman's still unnamed submission finisher. Crash taps on the outside to give Blackman the win. ~~~~~~~~~~ Bob Hardcore starts off the next episode of Smackdown with Steve "Killing Machine" Blackman in the ring. Bob: Even though you can't beat a woman, you're not too bad. Maybe we'll let you into my weight class. Your next opponent is Viscera! Who the f*** made Bob Hardcore the GM and is his full title "Bob Hardcore Holly, Executive Vice President of the Pit Crew, Head Super Heavyweight, and Permanent General Manager of Raw and Smackdown?"~~~~~~~~~~ Who Wins? Viscera vs Steve Blackman Thanks to everyone who's started participating again. What can we name that finisher?
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 27, 2012 20:43:28 GMT -5
General Manager Bobcore is a license to print money.
Blackman wins with a kendo stick shot.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 27, 2012 20:43:52 GMT -5
Blackman
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Post by daime on Jun 27, 2012 22:32:32 GMT -5
Blackman
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 0:23:41 GMT -5
Steve Blackman, yo.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 28, 2012 0:58:15 GMT -5
Blackman with the Fade To Black.
Or the Blackout.
Or The End. Because it sounds ominous and awesome.
I like Fade To Black though. Your choice.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 28, 2012 2:08:20 GMT -5
Blackman gets the vote so it's time for the match but first a Steve Blackman fact... Underneath Steve Blackman's beard is not another fist, but a chin because unlike that loser Chuck Norris, Steve Blackman only needs two fists to kill you. ...and now our regularly scheduled programming. ~~~~~~~~~~ The bell rings and Blackman is immediately on the attack with a flying shoulder block that sends Viscera to the ground followed with a falling headbutt. JR: Steve Blackman knows that he's no match physically for the over 500 pound Viscera, he's gonna have to use his quickness to his advantage. King: If he were smart, he'd use that quickness to get out of the arena, Viscera's gonna kill him JR! Blackman tries to stay on the offense but gets caught with, say it with me kids, a punch to the dick. Viscera stomps Blackman before picking him up for a big slam. King: You better get ready to call the paramedics JR, and tell them to bring a spatula. Blackman avoids a Viscera stomp and counters with an uppercut to the testicles of his own. Blackman follows up with a flurry of right hands and dropkick that sends the big man to the mat. Out of character, Blackman climbs to the top rope before crashing down on Viscera with a knee drop. Not allowing Viscera a second to breathe, Blackman locks him in a leg grapevine but Viscera gets the rope break. Before he can get to his feet however, Blackman signifies that Viscera is about to experience the Black Death and proceeds to lock him in his submission finisher for the victory. JR: I guess you were wrong King, Blackman just made Viscera submit. King: Viscera must've heard the dinner bell ringing, that's the only way he'd submit to someone like Steve Blackman. ~~~~~~~~~~ It's now King of the Ring and General Manager Bob Hardcore and Rikishi are headed to the ring. Bob Hardcore: Oh you may have beaten Viscera but this time, it won't be so easy! The man standing behind me is one of the most talented, agile men to ever compete in the super heavyweight class! Yet he's most known for dancing and rubbing his ass on peoples faces. Talent!Bob Hardcore: You all know him as Rikishi! Blackman, get out here now! Blackman: Hey Hardcore, I'm sick of you using these peons, you're slowing me down! But you're adding so much depth to the story, please GM Bobcore, keep it up.Blackman: Why do I have to fight who you selected? Why do you have to arrange everything? I bet Rikishi feels the same way. Someone get the microphone away from him before he exposes more plot-holes!Hardcore Bob: You don't feel that way, do you Rikishi? Rikishi: Yeah. I'll fight anyone but I'll fight who I want, when I want. I bet if the Rock told him fight Steve Blackman he'd do it.Rikishi kicks GM Hardcore Bob in the gut and it looks like we have a handicap match! How is this possibly fair to GM Hardcore Bob?!~~~~~~~~~~ Who wins? Hardcore Handicap Match Rikishi and Steve Blackman vs General Manager Hardcore Bob
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 28, 2012 2:10:31 GMT -5
General Manager Hardcore Bob!!!
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Jun 28, 2012 3:05:44 GMT -5
Bobcore.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 28, 2012 7:47:38 GMT -5
Rikishi and Blackman
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