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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 28, 2012 9:49:23 GMT -5
2 - General Manager Hardcore Bob 1 - Steve Blackman and Rikishi
GM Hardcore Bob needs one more vote to win, Blackman and Rikishi need 2.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jun 28, 2012 10:32:48 GMT -5
I'll vote for Hardcore.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 28, 2012 10:37:52 GMT -5
P has cast the deciding vote for Hardcore Bob, new entry in a bit. I'll likely change the amount of votes needed to proceed after I, hopefully, get larger group of consistent voters.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 28, 2012 13:51:22 GMT -5
The start of the match sees Rikishi and GM Hardcore Bob running full speed at each other to, uh, collide and stare at each other. The psychology in this one should off the charts. Hardcore Bob, undeterred throws an elbow that staggers the big Kish. Blackman gets in on the action with a strong chop to Hardcore Bob who tries to suplex Blackman only to be countered with a suplex from the Lethal Weapon. King: JR, are you starting to see the pattern now? Blackman can't have a fair fight; First, he fought Chyna, a woman, then he fought Crash and used the ringside area like a weapon, and now it has to be two on one! JR: King, you're forgetting that Blackman has been the one at a disadvantage in recent with Hardcore Bob changing his opponents and making him fight people like Viscera. Bob Hardcore manages to roll away from the Blackman assault before dropping Rikishi with a strong right hand. Blackman is thrown from the ring as Bob Hardcore goes for a suplex on Rikishi and a nearfall. Finally, Steve Blackman catches a break in the dick punching game as Rikishi hits Bob Hardcore before knocking him down with a running shoulder. Blackman is back in the action with a fistdrop on Bob Hardcore followed by a Rikishi legdrop but the advantage doesn't last long as Bob rallies with strikes both men, before putting Rikishi down with a Falcon Arrow for the win. ~~~~~~~~~~ Steve Blackman is backstage with Vince and Shane McMahon. Vince: Hey Blackman. Maybe you can help us out. If you help me I'm sure I can help you. I know you really want the Intercontinental Championship. Sounds good doesn't it? Vince is starting to remind of a parent trying to buy their child's cooperation.Vince: I've already set up your match. If you lose, your answer is yes. If you win, the answer is no. Why not just ask me? I could give you a yes or no that doesn't involve me possibly getting beat up. As a matter of fact, why would I agree if I have to take an asskicking first?Vince: I'm sure you already know what to do, but remember what we talked about here. With that said, I'll be awaiting your answer. You wouldn't have to wait if you just asked questions and allowed me to answer like everyone else but no, I have to fight someone to answer you. Is this what it's like in Titan Towers?~~~~~~~~~~ Who Wins? Steve Blackman vs Dean Malenko If Blackman wins, we don't join the McMahons. If Malenko wins, we join Vince and Shane to rule the galaxy to become Intercontinental Champion.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 28, 2012 13:56:23 GMT -5
Dean Malenko
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jun 28, 2012 14:00:04 GMT -5
Steve Blackman
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 28, 2012 14:01:53 GMT -5
Blackman
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 28, 2012 14:15:45 GMT -5
BLACKMAN
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 14:32:26 GMT -5
Malenko
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 18:34:40 GMT -5
I kind of want to vote for Dean as I love both guys, but you guys aren't having Blackman win very often, so he needs it.
BLACKMAN!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 28, 2012 18:37:29 GMT -5
Always bet on Blackman
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 28, 2012 20:08:51 GMT -5
Blackman gets the vote, we will not be joining the McMahons. Well I'm glad our answer doesn't involving jobbing Steve out again. I will say I am sad that we're no longer feuding with GM Hardcore Bob. ~~~~~~~~~~ Blackman and Malenko circle around each other after the bell before locking up to start a series of suplexes, slams, and counters from both men with the offense being mostly even. JR: Neither man gaining an upperhand in the early goings of this match, with both showcasing an advanced knowledge of the catch-as-can-can style. Lawler: This is a match people have been waiting for JR. JR: I'm surprised to hear you say that King. Lawler: Yeah, well, people look forward to bathroom breaks. Blackman finally get the advantage with a stiff belly to belly suplex followed with a cross armbreaker, fortunately for Malenko, he makes it to the ropes before Blackman manages to rip his arm to use as a club. Malenko tries the popular punch to the genitals but Blackman is ready this time, puffing out his chest and thrusting his crotch at Malenko to block the move because that works for everything. Seriously, consider some of the stuff it's blocked so far, shoulder-blocks, sledgehammers, and now penile punching. I'll by trying this next time I get in a fight.Malenko quickly adapts his strategy and drops Blackman to the mat with a suplex followed quickly with a running elbow. Blackman rolls away from Malenko's next attack before catching him with a kick straight to the chest. While Malenko is on the mat, Blackman poses to tell the crowd the end is near. When Dean makes it to his feet, Blackman quickly takes him to the mat with the Blackout for the submission victory. ~~~~~~~~~~ In a sure sign of a great segment on deck, Smackdown starts with Steve Blackman coming to the ring followed by Vince. I'm sure he's not happy that I didn't get beat up on Monday. I'm just glad his Kiss My Ass club didn't exist at this point.Vince: Blackman. So that's your answer? I think you made a bad choice. I just hope nothing bad happens, to you, tonight. "...like maybe you getting hurt, by someone, on my orders. I'm going to have someone beat you up is what I'm trying to say here.."Vince: Boss Man! Buchanan! Get out here and destroy him! ~~~~~~~~~~ Bull Buchanan and the Big Boss Man vs Steve Blackman Steve Blackman must win. Bossman and Buchanan start the match by running full speed at Blackman; Buchanan hits the corner while Bossman takes a hip toss. This may have been the most incredibly boring match I've played so far. Lots of Buchanan and Bossman double teams, dick punchings left, right, and center, and Blackman generally beating ass. I'll skip to the finish.Bull Buchanan tries another running attack only to take a Blackman boot to the chest. Bossman tries to take advantage of a distracted Blackman but fails to account for the fact that Steve Blackman is never too distracted to defend himself from danger and takes a brutal palm thrust the stomach. With Bossman incapacitated, Blackman locks Buchanan in the Blackout for a submission victory. ~~~~~~~~~~ Vince McMahon starts the next Raw by coming to the ring with a microphone to address Steve Blackman. Vince: Blackman, I've always thought you were one of the most cooperative people in the company. What made you think that? All the ass kickings delivered while not giving an ounce of f***?Vince: But it seems to me that now that you've had a taste of power, you're turning against me. Until now, I've tried to be patient with you. "I only made you fight two guys! And let's be honest, those guys are kind of jobbers anyway."Vince: I thought that by punishing you, maybe things would change...How could you turn on me? Come out here Blackman! I'll punish you even if I have to do it myself!!! Things suddenly got disturbingly sexy in here.And here comes Triple H!...with Stevie Richards. Triple H: Hey hey, easy easy. No need for you to get physical out here. You're problem is my problem. I'll take care of it for you! Actually, Richards and myself with take care it. Just relax and enjoy the show. It seems kind of weird to me that a guy who got over yelling for people to suck it is teaming with the guy that wanted everything censored.Vince: Well Blackman, that's the way it is. I wanted to beat you personally but since Triple H wants a piece of you, I'll step down. Triple H, don't get me down. Triple H: Hey Vince, who do you think I am? I am the Game, playtime is over. That last part sounds very contradictory.~~~~~~~~~~ Triple H and Stevie Richards vs Steve Blackman Steve Blackman must win. [/b] Honestly, I'm getting a bit sick of doing match write-ups right now since they're all handicapped matches and they keep playing pretty much the same way. There's suplexes, dick punches, and general beatings handed out to all three men. Blackman won with an abdominal stretch pin on Richards while Triple H stood around and posed. Seriously, Triple H spent most of this match letting me beat up poor Stevie while he posed and waited to attack from behind.~~~~~~~~~~ It's Survivor Series and Steve Blackman comes out followed by the McMahons. For some reason, Vince is Intercontinental Champion. I have no idea why but I'd like to see his match with Benoit. Vince: Blackman! You want the title don't you? I'll put the title on the line against you. The match will be be a handicap match, you'll be facing myself and Shane. You can't back down from this! Vince, you kinda screwed over all of what I had going on here what with the choices and all. You're a real son of a bitch.~~~~~~~~~~ Intercontinental Championship Vince and Shane McMahon vs Steve Blackman Steve Blackman must win. [/center] Here we go with another handicap match, I really hate writing these things because it's all double teams, running, and confusion. I'll give you guys the meaty finish.Vince and Shane have been beating on Blackman with strikes and slams for the last seven minutes with Blackman only having a few spots of hope. Finally, after a suplex counter, Blackman escapes the ring to grab a kendo stick from the crowd. Blackman returns to ring and unleashes on both McMahons with the kendo stick. Blackman throws Shane into the corner followed by a jumping knee to the chin. Vince tries to attack from behind but takes a drop toe hold. Blackman manages to knock Shane from the ring with a mighty palm thrust before locking Vince in the Blackout for the submission victory. ~~~~~~~~~~ And that's the end of that. We had a fun time, let's take a moment to reflect on the memories. Losing to Chyna, beating Viscera, General Manager Hardcore Bob, McMahon's strange question/answer system, and all the handicapped matches. But we can rest for a moment knowing that Steve Blackman is Intercontinental Champion...just kidding! Let's get started voting on the next chapter, five votes to decide the title, nominate a possible challenger for the title and then we'll hold a vote with the nominees.What title is next? European Light Heavyweight [/center]
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 28, 2012 20:12:12 GMT -5
Go for the European Championship with Christian.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 28, 2012 20:18:44 GMT -5
I'll go along with European with Christian
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 28, 2012 21:04:28 GMT -5
European with Lita.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Jun 28, 2012 21:05:19 GMT -5
Actually that would be awesome I change my vote to European with Lita.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jun 28, 2012 21:13:34 GMT -5
European with Lita.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2012 21:27:31 GMT -5
Ew.
I guess I'll go with Christian and the Euro title.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jun 29, 2012 8:06:53 GMT -5
European with Lita sounds fun.
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Post by Chronos on Jun 29, 2012 8:24:46 GMT -5
European with Lita sounds alright.
Sorry for not voting so much.
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