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Post by sch1490 on Jan 30, 2011 19:32:50 GMT -5
Milhouse is playing Just Bring It.
*JUST BRING IT REQUIRES 4000KB OF FREE SPACE*
Milhouse: 3500.....4000, this better be good!
5 mins later
*SEASON MODE OVER, PLEASE INSERT 40 MEMORY CARDS*
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Post by casualobserver on Feb 9, 2011 23:14:43 GMT -5
R-Truth: HELLO GREEN BAY WISCONSIIIIIIIIIIN!
Ref: (whispers) That's Milwaukee, Truth.
R-Truth: Oh right...
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Post by ededdneddy on Feb 13, 2011 23:01:06 GMT -5
*3 Count days in WCW*
Evan: Hello, Nitro! Now here's a song that Vince Russo doesn't want us to play! Audience: Boo! Vince Russo: That's not true! This stable was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock! Evan: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!
Evan: I saw you last night at the spelling bee Shannon: I knew right then that it was L-U-V Shane Helms: I gotta spell out what you mean to me Tank Abbott: Cause I can no longer be a silent "G".
3 Count: I've gotta spell out what Tank: I've gotta spell out what 3 Count: I've gotta spell out what you mean to me Tank: What you mean to me.
Ernest The Cat Miller: Man, they're gonna be big... and you stood in their way! Vince Russo: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink! Ernest The Cat Miller: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama? Vince Russo: She lives with me!
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Post by casualobserver on Feb 13, 2011 23:14:06 GMT -5
(Alberto Del Rio has thinking about Rosa since the Royal Rumble victory celebration)
Alberto: I had that dream about her again last night, Ricardo. You know, that dream when they fly in through the window.
(Ricardo pictures himself lying in bed as Alberto is flying in through his bedroom window and winks at him.)
Ricardo: You've been reading my wishbook, sir.
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Post by ededdneddy on Feb 13, 2011 23:34:20 GMT -5
[At Wrestlemania Axxess, an announcement comes over the speaker system.]
Tony Chimel: [on speakers] Attention, WWE Universe. Prepare for a live announcement from WWE CEO Vince McMahon.
People in Crowd: Vince McMahon! -- He's a genius! -- He's like a god who knows what we want!
Vince McMahon: [appearing on giant video screen] Greetings! It is I, your insanely great leader, Vince McMahon. I'm speaking to you from the new WWE headquarters, deep below the sea, with an announcement that will completely change the way you look at everything. [The crowd gasps.] And that announcement is-"
[An Irritate Fans voice comes up covering over Vince's announcement]
Fan: You're all losers! [The crowd gasps -- "Huhhhh??"] You think you're cool because you buy five-hundred-dollars worth of t-shirts, dvd's, and other crap with a picture of John Cena on it? Well, guess what. They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one!
Crowd: Eeeeeewwwww!! [They drop their T-Shirts, DVDs and other WWE merchandise onto the floor.]
Fan: [continuing] I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Panda Energy. Now my lovers Jeff Jarrett, Dixie Carter and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!"
[The crowd gasps again. Sign Guy, carrying a large slegdehammer, charges the screen.]
Sign Guy: Traitor! Your heart is blacker than your suit! [Sign Guy hurls the sledgehammer into the screen, shattering it, and several WWE employees wrestle him to the floor.]
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Post by casualobserver on Feb 21, 2011 1:50:23 GMT -5
(The Rock and John Cena are in the middle of a debate on Raw)
Cena: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
The Rock: Jabroni?
Cena: Jabroni? It means I'm a loser, doesn't it!
The Rock: There is a difference between being a tool and a loser.
Cena: Not to me, there isn't!
Michael Cole: Cena, would you like to present your rebuttal?
Cena: With pleasure. (turns around and moons the crowd)
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 22, 2011 3:23:24 GMT -5
Triple H is driving around backstage in a van with PA Speakers.
HHH: The following guys will be not be buried by me; John Cena, Randy Orton, Edge, The Miz, The Big Show, that little Hornswoggle...... That is all.
*Big Show bursts into Daniel Bryan's locker room*
Big Show: WooHooo, hear that Bryan!?...... Oh.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2011 23:34:53 GMT -5
Morrison: Bryan, you got a letter. Bryan: It's from my pal in TNA, Desmond Wolfe! (As Bryan reads, the letter writer's voice can be heard in voice over.) Wolfe: "Dear Bryan - as I write this, I am very sad. Our CEO has been overthrown and... Hogan: ...replaced by the immortal Hulk Hogan. All feel the power of hulkamania brother! Sincerely, vanilla midget."
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Post by RI Richmark on Mar 1, 2011 1:21:30 GMT -5
Edge & Kelly Kelly are trying to expose Vickie Guerrero as the person who masterminded the attack on Teddy Long.
Edge: I have a plan. I think we can trap her. [they walk up to the ring; Edge takes a sip of water] You know, Vickie, I believe you when you say you're innocent.
Vickie: Indeed I am.
Edge: Because we all know you're a naive pawn -- puppet, if you will --of the most diabolical genius Smackdown has ever known: Dolph Ziggler! [Dolph stammers incoherently] You don't have the intelligence to plan an ambush by yourself, do you?
Kelly: You were just Dolph's lackey.
Edge: You were Jannetty to his Michaels!
Kelly: X-Pac to his Triple H!
Edge: Otunga to his rest of the Nexus!
Vickie can't stand it any longer.
Vickie: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all! [everyone gasps] There.
Edge: We want the truth!
Vickie: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities.
Teddy Long: Will you get to the point?
Vickie: Only I could have executed such a masterpiece of an attack. And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art.
Long: But why?
Vickie: Because you need me, Smackdown. Your conscience may force you to side with Edge, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted woman to give Dolph the Title, fire popular superstars, and rule you like a queen. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a show to run.
Long: Vickie, you're fired!
Vickie: Why? Oh yes, all that stuff I did.
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Post by t3hmaniac on Mar 3, 2011 4:36:58 GMT -5
McMahon: Ugh, wellness testers. Is there a lower form of life? Johnny Ace: Don't worry sir, I rounded up some of our more dubious members and kept them occupied. McMahon: excellent
*in a sewer*
Mason Ryan: So why are we here? DH Smith: I told you guys, to guard the bee. Skip Sheffield: But why? DH Smith: No wonder Ace made me head bee guy.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Mar 6, 2011 0:57:08 GMT -5
End of Tough Enough Season:
Stone Cold: Wait a minute! You didn't learn how SummerSlam 1993 ended! Class: [pause their celebration, awaiting the answer] Stone Cold: Luger won! Class: Yay! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Post by wildojinx on Mar 6, 2011 9:51:51 GMT -5
Kurt Angle wants out of TNA: Angle: So how do i get out of TNA? Vince: Easy, just make a pass at Dixie Carter Angle: Done, and done, and i mean done.
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Post by casualobserver on Mar 6, 2011 10:06:34 GMT -5
(Booker T and Kevin Nash are hanging out backstage at TNA when Vince McMahon enters)
Vince: Hey, Kev and Booker, do you want to appear in the Royal Rumble this year?
Nash: Sure, if you can get us outta this gig.
Vince: No problemo.
(Vince points to the wall behind Bischoff)
Vince: Hey Eric, look over there.
Bischoff: (looks at the wall) What? What am I looking at?
(Vince, Booker and Nash walk out the door)
Bischoff: I'm gonna stop looking here in a second. What, is *that* it?
(Dixie Carter walks in and sees Eric staring at the wall)
Dixie: Hey Eric, can I look too?
Bischoff: Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Dixie: (excited) My wallet's in the car!
(Dixie runs outside)
Eric: (chuckles) She is so stupid. And now, back to the wall...
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Post by casualobserver on Mar 6, 2011 22:43:04 GMT -5
Another RHCP classic to add:
Vince: Now, Rock, the network has a problem with some of your catchphrases, with it being TV-PG and all. Do you mind changing them for the show?
Rock: Forget you, Vince. My catchphrases are like my children.
Vince: Well, okay, but here where you say, "Turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass," how about just, "Turn into the highway and let's all arrive early for class."
Rock: Wow. That's much better. Everyone can enjoy that.
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