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Post by wildojinx on Nov 7, 2010 16:00:06 GMT -5
With THOH XXI tonight, its as good a time as ever:
Vince and Shane are watching SD: Shane: Dad, what's Jack Swagger's gimmick? Vince: Well, he's not angle and he's not nowinski, but man (laughs) so to answer your question i dont know.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 7, 2010 19:06:20 GMT -5
Matt Hardy/Carlito: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Sheamus: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Nov 7, 2010 19:56:27 GMT -5
I was just thinking of starting one of these Here's a few: ------------- All the NXT rookies are having a meeting. Barrett: Gentlemen, I've been meeting with Vince McMahon back and forth, and I'm getting fed up. Otunga: We should invade RAW! All in favor? Everyone: AYE! Otunga: All opposed? "Nay." Barrett: Who keeps saying that? Everyone turns to the back of the room to see Daniel Bryan and Michael Cole. Cole: Um...it was him! [points to Daniel Bryan] Let's get him! All the rookies beat up Daniel Bryan as Michael Cole laughs. ------------- Cena wakes up in the locker room after partying for his new movie Legendary. Cena: Ow, my head. Orton: Tsk, tsk, tsk, the remorse of a main eventer. Cena: I don't remember anything. Orton: Really? Not even that? Orton points to what Cena is wearing. Cena looks at himself and realizes he's wearing Nexus gear. Cena: AH! I joined the Nexus! Orton: The few, the proud, the screwed. Cena: Boy, a man on a movie bender can sure do some crazy things. ------------- HHH overhears Striker, Lawler, and Cole talking backstage. Lawler: According to Meltzer, Michelle McCool isn't as beautiful as she seems. Word is she uses appearance-altering cosmetics. Striker: Oh my God, that's shocking. Cole: She should be stripped of the title. I wish was the RAW GM was here. HHH: Oh, I don't know, Cole, he might be closer than you think. Cole: Are you him? Are you the RAW GM? HHH: No. Cole: But you talked in that real sly voice. Hey everybody, HHH is the RAW GM! HHH: I'm not the RAW GM! ...or am I? Lawler: Are you? HHH: No!
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67 more
King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Nov 7, 2010 20:18:40 GMT -5
Cena: Hey, I have this friend and he has this problem... Truth: What's your friend's name? Cena: Uh.... Mike... McGillcutty. Truth: That's the worst name I ever heard.
*McGillicutty runs out of bar*
Harris: McGillicutty!
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Post by Johnny Nitro on Nov 7, 2010 20:27:25 GMT -5
The classic one: Nitro: The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! ETA: Dixie Carter: And what are your reasons for wanting to join TNA? Matt's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Matt Hardy: Uh, revenge? Matt's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam]
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Post by anonymousdonor on Nov 7, 2010 22:28:45 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre, about to be chokeslammed by Kane, tries to remember the advice that Mr. McMahon gave him:
McMahon: Now, if you ever find yourself in a tough spot with Kane, just remember to... Cody Rhodes: It feels like I'm wearing no kneepads at all! no kneepads at all! no kneepads at all! Drew McIntyre: Stupid sexy Cody!
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Nov 7, 2010 23:11:51 GMT -5
Morrison: It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.....nothing at all.......NOTHING AT ALL!! Sheamus: Gah! Stupid,sexy JoMo! Barrett: And I say our greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston. Regal: Pitt the Elder. Barrett: LORD PALMERSTON! Regal: Pitt. The Elder! SUNSHINE!! Barrett: Okay, you asked for it! *punches Regal* Darren Young: Yea, that's showin him Wade. Pitt the Elder. Barrett: LORD PALMERSTON! *punches Young* Barrett: and you're out of Nexus
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 8, 2010 3:38:11 GMT -5
*The Nexus invades Smackdown*
Barrett: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Gabriel? Something gay, no doubt! Gabriel: What?! Barrett: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. Mothers, lock up your daughters! Gabriel is on the town! Gabriel: (laughs nervously) Exactly, sir!
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Post by Captain Charisma on Nov 8, 2010 3:48:47 GMT -5
Cole: Okay, don't panic! To find Daniel Bryan, you just have to think like Daniel Bryan... Cole's brain: I'm a big vee-jan lame-o. I wear the same stupid red trunks everyday and- Coler: Aberdeen, Washington!
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Post by showster22 on Nov 8, 2010 19:12:50 GMT -5
Wade barret:Hi diddily ho nex-a-reno
cena:stupid barret
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Post by showster22 on Nov 8, 2010 19:17:45 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes: so drew you exicited about friday night smackdown
drew Mcintyre:Cody when you grow up you'll realilise that Friday night smackdown is just another night between nbc's must see tv thursday and cbs' Saturday night crap-a-ramma
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Nov 8, 2010 19:19:56 GMT -5
Dixie Carter: And what are your reasons for wanting to join TNA? Matt's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Matt Hardy: Uh, revenge? Matt's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam] That would do get him a TNA title run *The Nexus invades Smackdown* Barrett: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Gabriel? Something gay, no doubt! Gabriel: What?! Barrett: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. Mothers, lock up your daughters! Gabriel is on the town! Gabriel: (laughs nervously) Exactly, sir! This one made me laugh so damn much. I even minds eye pictured it. Very well done.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2010 19:57:10 GMT -5
Joey Styles: "Sandman, you just killed The Zombie!"
Sandman: "He was a zombie?"
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toonami4life
Don Corleone
Better than your favorite crossover
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Post by toonami4life on Nov 8, 2010 21:09:27 GMT -5
(At a Film Festival)
Scott Hall: Next their going to show my movie CM Punk: You made a movie? Hall: I made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of Pro Wrestling Insider (Holds up magazine)
Later Film Judge Big Show is rewatching the films to decide who is the winner
Big Show: Hall's movie had heart, but Santino breaking Warlord's Royal Rumble record had Santino breaking Warlord's Royal Rumble record. (Hall on film) Don't cry for me, I'm already dead... Big Show: Wow, I'll never drink another Beer. Vendor: Beer Here! Big Show: I'll take ten
Later after Hall wins the film festival award.
Hall: I've realized I have a gift and a talent. From now on it's a clean slate. I'm working sober. J.R.: Congraulations Scott Hall, and enjoy your award. A life time supply of Beer. (Hall rolls up sleeve of his shirt.) Hall: Just hook it to my vein!
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Post by showster22 on Nov 8, 2010 21:28:00 GMT -5
Vince planning the invasion angle: i am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T
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Post by casualobserver on Nov 9, 2010 0:14:37 GMT -5
(David Otunga is training in his front lawn for his match against Edge)
Otunga: Its gonna take a miracle for me to become a good wrestler!
Shawn Michaels: Excuse me, son.
Otunga: Wow! Shawn Michaels!
Shawn: Thats right. My car broke down in front of your house. Otunga: I cannot believe you are here! Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?
Shawn: Sure! There's only one thing you need to know to be a great wrestler.
Mrs. Michaels: (from the car) Shawn, honey, I fixed it! It was just vapor lock!
Shawn: OK, look, I've gotta run. Remember what I told you! (leaves)
(David focuses)
Otunga: Ok, David, concentrate...
(David tries to remember what Shawn told him, then comes to a realization)
Otunga: (dejected) I'm dead.
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Nov 9, 2010 9:17:29 GMT -5
Razor Ramon: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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Post by big nasty on Nov 9, 2010 10:05:52 GMT -5
inside cenas head:
barrett lost..
cena has no job..
barret lost..
cena has no job..
barret lost..
cena has no job..
cena out loud:...if barret loses the match.....ILL LOSE MY JOB IN WWE!
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Post by Trent Valentine on Nov 9, 2010 12:54:29 GMT -5
Drew McIntyre: [Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel are tied up in a dark room with only a small dim light on, McIntyre eyes the tag belts then the two Nexus Members.] Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks, I promise you that.
Cody Rhodes: [coming through the door, turns on the big light] Hey, I made some Rice Krispies Squares for our hungry Tag Team Champions!
Drew McIntyre: Oh, man! You ruined the atmosphere, you daft pansy!
Cody Rhodes: Well, this is my rumpus room.
Drew McIntyre: Don't call it that!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 9, 2010 12:56:53 GMT -5
Wade Barrett: (pointing a Skip Sheffield) I call the big one Bitey!
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