Tiger Maskooo
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on May 30, 2011 9:44:47 GMT -5
Inspired By billy joel and randy ortons thighs I bring to you(in spoilers due to longness) {Spoiler}Vince Mcmahon, Hulk Hogan, Undertaker,Jim Ross, Johnny Ace MSG, Bobby Heenan, Mr Perfect
Cena's a dick, Katie Vick, WBF,twincest,Al Wilson,Dawn Marie
XFL ,HHH, A-Train, Moolah and mae,Miz, kid rock, "The Chaperone","I'll go to the papers if I have to."
Dino Bravo, Boogeyman, the boyhood dream,Marc Mero, and "hustle loyalty erect"
We didn't start the WWE It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the WWE No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Bret screwed bret, sunny days, edge and christian,The Brood
Face Mccool, mexicools, big deal fairly quick,The Brian Kendrick
Rey Mysterio, Rock vs Austin,Savage vs Steamboat, Hogan vs Andre,Shawn Razor Ladder Match,Jim Crockett, Ric Flair, Hornswoggle
Bret Hart, Jimmy Hart,Jackie Gayda,Savio Vega,Kurt Angle,D-lo, Eddie Guerrero
We didn't start the WWE It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the WWE No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Mr Backlund, Torture rack, Who attacked austin?,white hummer,goldberg vs lesnar
"If you just close your eyes", randy ortons amazing thighs, "Im sorry I love you",
Rick Rude, Nexus,JBL,Survivor Series,The dirt sheet,Shawn Stasiak is meat
Bob Holly, 123 Kid, The Fabolous Rougeaus,The Quebeccers,Demolition,Road Warriors, "you think you know me".
Dynamite Kid,Benoit,Raw is owen,Sycho Sid,Face Diesel,and Macho Man banged Stephanie!
We didn't start the WWE It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the WWE No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Srs Jericho, ass clown, No Holds barred, Drews in the gym, Chavo, that ass cream was a remedy.
Regal,Finlay, British Bulldog The Marine, Pat Patterson
Virgil, Nation, Umanga,CM Punk, Piper, and kennedy...kennedy
We didn't start the WWE It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the WWE No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Ecw, Bischoff,Jeff Jarrett, War to settle the score,Evolution,Simon Dean
Horsemen,Orton, If cena wins we riot,Mickie James needs a diet
Ayatollah of rocknrolla,Iron Shiek,Goldbergs Streak,Shawn turns the other cheek
Royal Rumble,Zack Ryder,Daniel Bryan,Dolph Ziggler,Evan Bourne,Sheamus,Matt and Jeff
Meltzer, Alvarez, Super Cena,Tna,Wrestlemania
Vince loves cock,Rock and sock, and Austin 3:16!
We didn't start the WWE It was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
We didn't start the WWE It was always bland Since there were lines in the sand in 2003 We didn't start the WWE No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the WWE We've been entertaining As long as youve been complaining We didn't start the WWE No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the WWE It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the WWE...
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2011 10:42:38 GMT -5
{Spoiler}Buddy Rogers, "Argentine", Sammartino, Kowalski Ivan Koloff, what the heck, Pedro gets the title back Monsoon, Spaceman Hickey, Executioners 1-2-3? Haystacks Calhoun - what a slob, Helmsley is a total snob "Incredible" a copyright, Flair will party all the night Ricky Steamboat - timer's bell, 'Taker sends you straight to Hell Randy Orton's 'mazing thighs, Piper pokes you in the eyes Tony Atlas "got no waist", Shawn won't job at any place Vince McMahon, "Kiss My Ass", Douglas Dean, he had no class Angle and his freakin' neck, monster trucks, the auto wrecks Bobby Heenan, "Will you stop?", Randy Savage elbow drop Warrior's a raving loon, Steffie with the silver spoon
Coconut to Snuka's skull, Buchanan is a massive Bull Lennox Lewis, "I'm bizarre!", Bulldog is no mega-star Austin says he didn't quit, Vader's a "fat piece of s***" Ahmed Johnson's cheeky trunks, Hawk the stumbling, fumbling drunk "Light a fatty", Torrie's daddy, Jackie Gayda, "Notwithstanding" Razor-Diesel "wish you well", Al Snow just forgot to sell Hardcore Holly, "Big Shot", George Wells and his mouth of snot 'Tista dropped Kane on his head, Vince McMahon "Alive or Dead?"
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on May 30, 2011 10:45:12 GMT -5
When did Vince write for WWE.com?!
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Altabane
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Burying People For Free
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Post by Altabane on May 30, 2011 10:46:07 GMT -5
You guys are cruel, the OP was trying to instigate a discussion and you've turned it into Randy Orton's thighs are amazing a joke. Shame on you.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on May 30, 2011 10:48:00 GMT -5
You guys are cruel, the OP was trying to instigate a discussion and you've turned it into Randy Orton's thighs are amazing a joke. Shame on you. Randy Orton's piss is butter.
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Post by 4real on May 30, 2011 15:50:32 GMT -5
Randy Orton: "Eddie's down there...IN HELL!"
Rey: "Your thighs are amazing"
Orton: * confused look *
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on May 30, 2011 17:21:23 GMT -5
It's a Randy Orton's thighs are amazing rock and roll party in the street- Johnny Polo
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Post by Shaq-Fu on May 30, 2011 17:47:59 GMT -5
NetNostalgia Forum – Television (local) Skyshale033 Subject: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Does anyone remember this kid’s show? It was called Candle Cove and I must have been 6 or 7. I never found reference to it anywhere so I think it was on a local station around 1971 or 1972. I lived in Ironton at the time. I don’t remember which station, but I do remember it was on at a weird time, like 4:00 PM. mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? it seems really familiar to me…..i grew up outside of ashland and was 9 yrs old in 72. candle cove…was it about pirates? i remember a pirate marionete at the mouth of a cave talking to a little girl Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? YES! Okay I’m not crazy! I remember Pirate Percy. I was always kind of scared of him. He looked like he was built from parts of other dolls, real low-budget. His head was an old porcelain baby doll, looked like an antique that didn’t belong on the body. I don’t remember what station this was! I don’t think it was WTSF though. Jaren_2005 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Sorry to ressurect this old thread but I know exactly what show you mean, Skyshale. I think Candle Cove ran for only a couple months in ‘71, not ‘72. I was 12 and I watched it a few times with my brother. It was channel 58, whatever station that was. My mom would let me switch to it after the news. Let me see what I remember. It took place in Candle cove, and it was about a little girl who imagined herself to be friends with pirates. The pirate ship was called the Laughingstock, and Pirate Percy wasn’t a very good pirate because he got scared too easily. And there was calliope music constantly playing. Don’t remember the girl’s name. Janice or Jade or something. Think it was Janice. Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Thank you Jaren!!! Memories flooded back when you mentioned the Laughingstock and channel 58. I remember the bow of the ship was a wooden smiling face, with the lower jaw submerged. It looked like it was swallowing the sea and it had that awful Ed Wynn voice and laugh. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. I especially remember how jarring it was when they switched from the wooden/plastic model, to the foam puppet version of the head that talked. mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? ha ha i remember now too. do you remember this part skyshale: “you have…to go…INSIDE.†Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Ugh mike, I got a chill reading that. Yes I remember. That’s what the ship always told Percy when there was a spooky place he had to go in, like a cave or a dark room where the treasure was. And the camera would push in on Laughingstock’s face with each pause. YOU HAVE… TO GO… INSIDE. With his two eyes askew and that flopping foam jaw and the fishing line that opened and closed it. Ugh. It just looked so cheap and awful. You guys remember the villain? He had a face that was just a handlebar mustache above really tall, narrow teeth. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? i honestly, honestly thought the villain was pirate percy. i was about 5 when this show was on. nightmare fuel. Jaren_2005 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? That wasn’t the villain, the puppet with the mustache. That was the villain’s sidekick, Horace Horrible. He had a monocle too, but it was on top of the mustache. I used to think that meant he had only one eye. But yeah, the villain was another marionette. The Skin-Taker. I can’t believe what they let us watch back then. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? jesus h. christ, the skin taker. what kind of a kids show were we watching? i seriously could not look at the screen when the skin taker showed up. he just descended out of nowhere on his strings, just a dirty skeleton wearing that brown top hat and cape. and his glass eyes that were too big for his skull. christ almighty. Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Wasn’t his top hat and cloak all sewn up crazily? Was that supposed to be children’s skin?? mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? yeah i think so. rememer his mouth didn’t open and close, his jaw just slid back and foth. i remember the little girl said “why does your mouth move like that†and the skin-taker didn’t look at the girl but at the camera and said “TO GRIND YOUR SKIN†Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? I’m so relieved that other people remember this terrible show! I used to have this awful memory, a bad dream I had where the opening jingle ended, the show faded in from black, and all the characters were there, but the camera was just cutting to each of their faces, and they were just screaming, and the puppets and marionettes were flailing spastically, and just all screaming, screaming. The girl was just moaning and crying like she had been through hours of this. I woke up many times from that nightmare. I used to wet the bed when I had it. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? i don’t think that was a dream. i remember that. i remember that was an episode. Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? No no no, not possible. There was no plot or anything, I mean literally just standing in place crying and screaming for the whole show. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? maybe i’m manufacturing the memory because you said that, but i swear to god i remember seeing what you described. they just screamed. Jaren_2005 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Oh God. Yes. The little girl, Janice, I remember seeing her shake. And the Skin-Taker screaming through his gnashing teeth, his jaw careening so wildly I thought it would come off its wire hinges. I turned it off and it was the last time I watched. I ran to tell my brother and we didn’t have the courage to turn it back on. mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? i visited my mom today at the nursing home. i asked her about when i was littel in the early 70s, when i was 8 or 9 and if she remebered a kid’s show, candle cove. she said she was suprised i could remember that and i asked why, and she said “because i used to think it was so strange that you said ‘i’m gona go watch candle cove now mom’ and then you would tune the tv to static and juts watch dead air for 30 minutes. you had a big imagination with your little pirate show.â€
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Post by Johnny Truant on May 30, 2011 18:01:41 GMT -5
NetNostalgia Forum – Television (local) Skyshale033 Subject: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Does anyone remember this kid’s show? It was called Candle Cove and I must have been 6 or 7. I never found reference to it anywhere so I think it was on a local station around 1971 or 1972. I lived in Ironton at the time. I don’t remember which station, but I do remember it was on at a weird time, like 4:00 PM. mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? it seems really familiar to me…..i grew up outside of ashland and was 9 yrs old in 72. candle cove…was it about pirates? i remember a pirate marionete at the mouth of a cave talking to a little girl Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? YES! Okay I’m not crazy! I remember Pirate Percy. I was always kind of scared of him. He looked like he was built from parts of other dolls, real low-budget. His head was an old porcelain baby doll, looked like an antique that didn’t belong on the body. I don’t remember what station this was! I don’t think it was WTSF though. Jaren_2005 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Sorry to ressurect this old thread but I know exactly what show you mean, Skyshale. I think Candle Cove ran for only a couple months in ‘71, not ‘72. I was 12 and I watched it a few times with my brother. It was channel 58, whatever station that was. My mom would let me switch to it after the news. Let me see what I remember. It took place in Candle cove, and it was about a little girl who imagined herself to be friends with pirates. The pirate ship was called the Laughingstock, and Pirate Percy wasn’t a very good pirate because he got scared too easily. And there was calliope music constantly playing. Don’t remember the girl’s name. Janice or Jade or something. Think it was Janice. Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Thank you Jaren!!! Memories flooded back when you mentioned the Laughingstock and channel 58. I remember the bow of the ship was a wooden smiling face, with the lower jaw submerged. It looked like it was swallowing the sea and it had that awful Ed Wynn voice and laugh. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. I especially remember how jarring it was when they switched from the wooden/plastic model, to the foam puppet version of the head that talked. mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? ha ha i remember now too. do you remember this part skyshale: “you have…to go…INSIDE.†Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Ugh mike, I got a chill reading that. Yes I remember. That’s what the ship always told Percy when there was a spooky place he had to go in, like a cave or a dark room where the treasure was. And the camera would push in on Laughingstock’s face with each pause. YOU HAVE… TO GO… INSIDE. With his two eyes askew and that flopping foam jaw and the fishing line that opened and closed it. Ugh. It just looked so cheap and awful. You guys remember the villain? He had a face that was just a handlebar mustache above really tall, narrow teeth. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? i honestly, honestly thought the villain was pirate percy. i was about 5 when this show was on. nightmare fuel. Jaren_2005 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? That wasn’t the villain, the puppet with the mustache. That was the villain’s sidekick, Horace Horrible. He had a monocle too, but it was on top of the mustache. I used to think that meant he had only one eye. But yeah, the villain was another marionette. The Skin-Taker. I can’t believe what they let us watch back then. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? jesus h. christ, the skin taker. what kind of a kids show were we watching? i seriously could not look at the screen when the skin taker showed up. he just descended out of nowhere on his strings, just a dirty skeleton wearing that brown top hat and cape. and his glass eyes that were too big for his skull. christ almighty. Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Wasn’t his top hat and cloak all sewn up crazily? Was that supposed to be children’s skin?? mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? yeah i think so. rememer his mouth didn’t open and close, his jaw just slid back and foth. i remember the little girl said “why does your mouth move like that†and the skin-taker didn’t look at the girl but at the camera and said “TO GRIND YOUR SKIN†Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? I’m so relieved that other people remember this terrible show! I used to have this awful memory, a bad dream I had where the opening jingle ended, the show faded in from black, and all the characters were there, but the camera was just cutting to each of their faces, and they were just screaming, and the puppets and marionettes were flailing spastically, and just all screaming, screaming. The girl was just moaning and crying like she had been through hours of this. I woke up many times from that nightmare. I used to wet the bed when I had it. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? i don’t think that was a dream. i remember that. i remember that was an episode. Skyshale033 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? No no no, not possible. There was no plot or anything, I mean literally just standing in place crying and screaming for the whole show. kevin_hart Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? maybe i’m manufacturing the memory because you said that, but i swear to god i remember seeing what you described. they just screamed. Jaren_2005 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? Oh God. Yes. The little girl, Janice, I remember seeing her shake. And the Skin-Taker screaming through his gnashing teeth, his jaw careening so wildly I thought it would come off its wire hinges. I turned it off and it was the last time I watched. I ran to tell my brother and we didn’t have the courage to turn it back on. mike_painter65 Subject: Re: Candle Cove local kid’s show? i visited my mom today at the nursing home. i asked her about when i was littel in the early 70s, when i was 8 or 9 and if she remebered a kid’s show, candle cove. she said she was suprised i could remember that and i asked why, and she said “because i used to think it was so strange that you said ‘i’m gona go watch candle cove now mom’ and then you would tune the tv to static and juts watch dead air for 30 minutes. you had a big imagination with your little pirate show.†I LOVE YOU It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, Randy Orton's thighs are amazing, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, Randy Orton's thighs are amazing it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on May 30, 2011 19:34:33 GMT -5
It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established Randy Orton's thighs are amazing.
The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space....
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on May 30, 2011 20:19:55 GMT -5
With great power...comes Randy Orton's amazing thighs!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 30, 2011 20:22:15 GMT -5
In brightest day, in blackest night......... Let those who worship Randy Orton's amazing thighs Beware my power........Green lantern's light.
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U may h8 rebecca black, but she luvs u!gronemeyerJakeGronie
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on May 30, 2011 22:34:35 GMT -5
She should have died hereafter; There would have been a time for such a word. To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Randy Orton's amazing thighs, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 30, 2011 22:35:50 GMT -5
Go back to Toronto!
I'M FROM RANDY ORTON'S THIGHS YOU IDIOT!
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Cavs for Mavs Mafia
Dennis Stamp
U may h8 rebecca black, but she luvs u!gronemeyerJakeGronie
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on May 30, 2011 22:35:58 GMT -5
Randy Orton's thighs are "pitch perfect."
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 30, 2011 22:52:26 GMT -5
Randy Orton's amazing thighs will go to the papers if they have to.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2011 23:10:13 GMT -5
Didn't think to much of it at first, Randy Orton's thighs are amazing, now I'm literally crying from laughter from all of these! Keep it up, this new meme is hilarious! ;D
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 31, 2011 3:45:57 GMT -5
Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be R-A-N-D-Y O-R-T-O-N'-S T-H-I-G-H-S
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2011 6:02:07 GMT -5
It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money, but boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses, well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on
So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean Randy Orton's thighs are amazing
And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on May 31, 2011 6:18:54 GMT -5
That's one small step for man... ...one giant leap for Randy Orton's amazing thighs
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