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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2011 11:55:12 GMT -5
I heard Randy Orton's thighs has it's own congressman!
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jun 1, 2011 12:29:19 GMT -5
Waits for a Randy Orton's thighs sign at the next RAW.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jun 1, 2011 12:32:42 GMT -5
Anyone else think the OP was directly copy pasta'd from WWE's Facebook page and that they're just subliminally trying to make us all gay for Orton?
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Post by kriskomet on Jun 1, 2011 12:42:30 GMT -5
EDIT:Fail, It didn't let me have all the words up :/ I guess "Paradise By Randy Ortons Thighs" will never be show publicly.
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Jun 1, 2011 12:46:11 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Jun 1, 2011 12:55:09 GMT -5
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, As I nodded nearly napping, suddenly their came a tapping as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "Randy Orton's thighs" I muttered, "are amazing. Truly this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember, it is in the bleak December, and each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Vainly I had sought to borrow, from my books, sercease of sorrow for the rare and amazing thighs whom the angels named "Randy Orton." Nameless here, forevermore.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 1, 2011 12:58:10 GMT -5
"Randy Orton's thighs are amazing, but you, you already know that!"
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Post by who throws a shoe?! on Jun 1, 2011 13:03:54 GMT -5
"It is called thigh-land because it is known for Randy Orton's amazing thighs" *next card* "Randy Orton can also hear voices in his head..." This will not go un-sold ;D
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 1, 2011 13:27:12 GMT -5
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know Randy Orton has amazing thighs, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jun 1, 2011 13:30:13 GMT -5
Hey, you! Get your damn hands off Randy Orton's thighs!
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jun 1, 2011 14:02:14 GMT -5
Growing up happens in a heartbeat--One day you're in diapers... Next day you're gone--but the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a town, a house like a lot of other houses, a yard like a lot of other yards on a street like a lot of other streets, and the thing is--after all these years-- Randy Orton's thighs are amazing I still look back with wonder
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jun 1, 2011 14:37:23 GMT -5
You can look but you can't touch. You keep dreamin' 'bout Randy Orton's amazing thighs.
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Post by Johnny Truant on Jun 1, 2011 14:44:55 GMT -5
Now, how I remember you How I would push my fingers through your mouth To make those muscles move That made your thighs so smooth and sweet And now we keep where we don't know All secrets sleep in winter clothes With one you loved so long ago Now he don't even know his name
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jun 1, 2011 14:48:22 GMT -5
There have been rumors around that "Mean Gene" Okerlund, hero and mentor to the children of the 80s, and all around cool guy in Wrestling TV land, was in 70s pornos... Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. Is this true?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 1, 2011 15:06:29 GMT -5
Yessir, we promised you a great main event...Gorgeous George, here he comes....Freddie Blassie: the maker of champions....Andre the Giant!...WrestleMania....Everyone has a price....well ladies & gentlemen, it is electric....If ya smelllllllllllllllll......you're fired.....Randy Orton's thighs are amazing.......The Champ is Here!
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jun 1, 2011 15:22:53 GMT -5
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside, ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide, Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I feel strong about right and wrong, And I don't take trouble for very long, I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; Randy Orton's thighs are amazing, I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life! I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man, I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jun 1, 2011 15:50:06 GMT -5
I'm gonna die trying...or until I see something shiny and move on.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jun 1, 2011 16:29:32 GMT -5
You sit there and you thump your Bible and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16...Orton 3:16 says my thighs are amazing!
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Jun 1, 2011 16:32:48 GMT -5
Imagine Randy Ortons thighs Its easy if you try They're amazing they make me sigh Imagine Randy Ortons thighs Living for me and you! Youuuu! You may say Im tommy dreamer but im not the only one One day his thighs will join us and the world will live on his thighs
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jun 1, 2011 16:52:03 GMT -5
You take the good you take the bad you take them all and there you have Randy Orton's thighs...Randy Orton's thighs.
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