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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 31, 2011 8:22:22 GMT -5
Anyone else love the fact that Cole referenced, of all things, Wayne Newton in Vegas Vacation?
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on May 31, 2011 14:05:02 GMT -5
It's Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday, everybody's looking forward to Randy Orton's amazing thighs, amazing tights.
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Post by rogers67 on May 31, 2011 14:18:21 GMT -5
You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes? They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent. The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1. Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt. The episode’s production number was 7G44, the title was Dead Bart. In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn’t seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again. The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you’ll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn’t work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it. The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you’ve seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents. The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you’d expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out. At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons’ world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart’s corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body. Act one ended with the shot of Bart’s corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. This crying went on for all of act two. Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets. They decided to visit Bart’s grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart’s body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one. The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart’s body. The camera zoomed in on Homer’s face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn’t audible in the version I saw, you can’t tell what Homer is saying. The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven’t been on the show yet. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. All of them had death dates on them. For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. You can try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there’s something odd about most of the ones who haven’t died yet. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. All of their deaths are listed as the same date. Creepypasta FTW!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2011 16:16:57 GMT -5
Ohh...let me tell you something, Jim Ross, and you simple-minded people...I had a dream last night! Oh yes, and it was a beautiful dream! I dreamed that I was on the front porch of the Double-Cross Ranch, and my father, who's long since gone, was there in a swing, swinging with me, and up drove a long, black limousine, and the left front fender was dented in, and the door opened and out stepped a beautiful lady, and my daddy said "Woman, what happened to your left front fender?" And she said "I ran over some kind of an animal on the road, I don't know what it was. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing." My daddy said "Well, what did it look like?" And she says "Well, it had great big ears, and it had nostrils, big, huge nostrils about five inches apart, and it had horse teeth, and it smelled real bad." And my daddy said "My world girl, you must have ran over a jackass!" And I said "What did it smell like?" She said "It smelled like hairspray and cheap cologne." I said "Woman! You didn't run over any jackass! You ran over Ric Flair! Is he dead?" She says "No, but the last time I saw him he was running scared!"
Well let me tell you something Ric Flair, you look at me in the eyes because I am looking at you! You realize that you must live, not in the future, because there is none, you must live in the past. Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. Give up that belt or else stick your neck out one more time for me! Stick it out for me, Flair, you gutless individual! I'm talking to you! Stick it out! STICK IT OUT!
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Post by VINTAGE GRIDLOCK! on May 31, 2011 16:43:33 GMT -5
Randy's thighs Randy's thighs That's because Randy's the guyyyyy.... Little thigh music.
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Post by fw91 on May 31, 2011 21:25:34 GMT -5
At home drawing pictures of mountain tops, with him on top, Dark Orange Tan Arms raised in his pose And Christian lays buried on the mat below. RANDY ORTON"S THIGHS ARE AMAZING, and Pants, is something that he doesn't wear Randall Orton , the viper, is champ of the world Randy punted his mom, today Randy punted his mom today
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Post by Krimzon on May 31, 2011 23:37:03 GMT -5
It is seriously amazing what can turn into solid gold on this forum. You're just going along, reading posts, and then BAM! "Randy Orton's thighs are amazing." It spreads like wildfire. Only at the FAN Forums.
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Post by Lila on Jun 1, 2011 1:01:03 GMT -5
I'm going to die for this.
Oh woah woah oh woah I'm in love with Orton's thighs, Orton's thighs Oh woah woah oh woah I'm in love with Orton's thighs, Orton's thighs
Or-ton's thi-thighs-ighs Or-ton's thi-thighs-ighs Or-ton's thi-thighs-ighs Or-ton's thi-thighs-ighs
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Post by Johnny Truant on Jun 1, 2011 1:17:42 GMT -5
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh, oh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure Because you know sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven Oh, it makes me wonder Oh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking Oh, it makes me wonder Oh, Randy Orton's thighs are amazing
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for Randy Orton's thighs are amazing Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know Randy Orton's thighs are amazing
And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
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Post by DSR on Jun 1, 2011 2:10:05 GMT -5
There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill. But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray. Ooh, The more I get of you, The stranger it feels, yeah. And now that your rose is in bloom. A light hits the gloom on the gray.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 1, 2011 4:15:08 GMT -5
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me
You got your rules and your religion All designed to keep you safe But when rules start getting broken You start questionin' your faith I have a voice that is my savior Hates to love and loves to hate I have the voice that has the knowledge And Orton's thighs are amazing.
I hear voices crying I see heroes dying I taste blood that's drying I feel tension rising
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me, they talk to me They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me) They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me)
All the lawyers are defenseless All the doctors are diseased And the preachers all are sinners And the thighs are amazing All you judges, you are guilty All the bosses, I will fire All you bankers will have losses Politicians are all liars
I see darkness falling I hear voices calling I feel justice crawling I see faith has fallen
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me, they talk to me They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me)
I hear voices crying I see heroes dying I taste blood that's drying I feel tension rising
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me, they talk to me They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me) They talk to me (talk to me, talk to me, talk to me)
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Post by CM Parish on Jun 1, 2011 4:35:55 GMT -5
It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there... A lonely grey couch... Randy Orton's thighs are amazing. "OH LOOK!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The End.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jun 1, 2011 7:32:27 GMT -5
George raised the gun and his hand shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again. "Go on," said Lennie. "How's it gonna be. We gonna get a little place." "We'll have a cow," said George. "A'n we'll have maybe a pig an' chickens...an' down the flat we'll have a...World Heavyweight Title-" "For Randy Orton's amazing thighs," Lennie shouted. "For Randy Orton's amazing thighs," George repeated. "And I get to tend Randy Orton's amazing thighs." "An' you get to tend Randy Orton's amazing thighs." Lennie giggled with happiness. "An' live on the fatta the lan'." "Yes." Lennie turned his head. "No, Lennie. Look down there across the river, like you can almost hear the voices in your head."
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jun 1, 2011 7:35:59 GMT -5
I love this thread.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jun 1, 2011 7:58:34 GMT -5
She's pure as New York snow, She's got Randy Orton's thighs
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Post by who throws a shoe?! on Jun 1, 2011 8:00:06 GMT -5
Oh my. I've only just read this thread. I'm literally crying laughing at my desk in work right now! Good work guys!
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Post by Kash Flagg on Jun 1, 2011 8:18:48 GMT -5
This thread will be remembered.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jun 1, 2011 8:32:47 GMT -5
Ask not what Randy Orton's amazing thighs can do for you...ask what you can do for Randy Orton's amazing thighs.
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Post by Brother Ike: Thread Killer on Jun 1, 2011 9:28:10 GMT -5
"It is called thigh-land because it is known for Randy Orton's amazing thighs" *next card* "Randy Orton can also hear voices in his head..."
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Post by Cavs for Mavs Mafia on Jun 1, 2011 9:55:18 GMT -5
Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope Randy Orton's thighs are amazing in this one. Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
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