Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Aug 16, 2011 15:43:33 GMT -5
I remember hearing rumors that Austin was going to join DX and they were going to change their slogan from suck it to f*** it. Then the crotch chop was going to be done with two middle fingers.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 16, 2011 15:48:43 GMT -5
I was shocked there for a minute, but than I remembered that Johnny Parisi doesn't actually exist.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2011 16:00:52 GMT -5
Anytime someone comes up with a really over the top ridiculous diva angle....they need to do it.
Because what they do now is boring as hell.
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Aug 16, 2011 16:32:53 GMT -5
I remember hearing rumors that Austin was going to join DX and they were going to change their slogan from suck it to f*** it. Then the crotch chop was going to be done with two middle fingers. I'd have loved to have seen that.
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Post by bradshawrules on Aug 16, 2011 16:45:06 GMT -5
Eve and Maryse to be lovers When taker and big show tagged up in 99 they were going to reveal taker was big shows father through a test tube...i read it in a magazine..il try to link it
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Aug 16, 2011 16:54:14 GMT -5
Spacecore Holly=new Boom period.
-That Melina storyline is hilarious. I wish they had done it before firing her when she started doing that blog about her character or whatever. I would have laughed for years.
-I want, so badly, more than anything else ever, for video to exist of the pitch for the nazi character. That story f***ing cracks me up every time I read it. I want so badly to see Vince's epic reaction.
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Post by CrazySting on Aug 16, 2011 16:58:37 GMT -5
I've got the issue of powerslam where Madigan talks about it.
It gets even better, he said he showed up at the meeting with a video of WW2 footage of bombs going off and Nazis fighting and showed it to everyone before doing the actual pitch. He really did think it was the best idea ever.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Aug 16, 2011 17:00:30 GMT -5
I imagine Vince smoking a cigar when he's told this, and at the end, it just falls out of his slack jaw... they both look down at it, burning a hole in Vince's desk, and then slowly back up at each other. Then, simultaneously, Vince vaults the desk and Parisi sets off like a hare. LMFAO!!!!!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 16, 2011 17:02:31 GMT -5
Correct me if I'm wrong- but wasn't Heidenreich the leftover part of that defrosted nazi gimmick? Yes, he was the person that was chosen to play the character and was managed by Heyman... and had a march style entrance theme and I think that's the extent of what was left over
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Post by bradshawrules on Aug 16, 2011 17:06:42 GMT -5
wasnt luke gallows supposed to be a relative of taker and kane accordingo the Art of Wrestling podcast or im thinking of something else
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Dragonfly
Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Aug 16, 2011 17:09:05 GMT -5
One of my favourites was the idea of CM Punk being brought into WWE as a blind character. Yes, an actual blind wrestler. I heard he was supposed to be deaf. And I've actually had the opportunity to interview a honest to God real blind wrestler/promoter - Lightning Blind Mike from Colorado. He primarily wrestled as one-half of "Knight Vision" with the Rowdy Knight. Oh... and his finisher was a moonsault. Think about that for a moment.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Aug 16, 2011 17:13:52 GMT -5
I keep forgetting if the idea of Sabu coming in as an evil pizza chef was a real idea that WWE had, or something someone made up on here.
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Aug 16, 2011 17:37:35 GMT -5
Eve and Maryse to be lovers I want I have a pretty similar idea: I'm brought in as the ultimate diva, and mange to win the diva's belt in like 3 weeks. Meanwhile Cena, Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, and Evan Bourne all fight for the chance to go on a date with me. And when I'm not on TV, other characters should be asking where I am. Where is poochie Breakdownthewalls
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Aug 16, 2011 17:42:33 GMT -5
If I was in creative, I'd win the IC title, merge it with the United States title, and introduce Johnny Polo as my manager being led to the ring on all fours with a dog collar
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Aug 16, 2011 18:09:44 GMT -5
Just read through it. The image of Vince leaving the creative meeting in stunned silence is hilarious. Surprised "Hirohito" wasn't included in some way. yeah, I love that. Madigan should be proud. He did the impossible
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2011 18:11:44 GMT -5
When I read that Johnny Swinger article today I couldn't stop laughing. So you're going to beat the top male and the top female? Good luck with that bro.
That gimmick would never in a million years get over. It'd just freak people out. I can imagine the fans marking out during the 45 minute classic between John Cena and a cross-dressing Johnny Swinger......
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Aug 16, 2011 18:17:34 GMT -5
I wish there was a reality show recording what goes on in creative. It would be the best things ever seeing the ridiculous ideas getting pitched, Vinces reaction to them and things like Steph and Vince munching on food whilst the creative team starve.
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Post by CrazySting on Aug 16, 2011 18:20:45 GMT -5
I wish there was a reality show recording what goes on in creative. It would be the best things ever seeing the ridiculous ideas getting pitched, Vinces reaction to them and things like Steph and Vince munching on food whilst the creative team starve. Don't forget Vince trying to kill writers while drag racing.
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Aug 16, 2011 18:24:55 GMT -5
wasnt luke gallows supposed to be a relative of taker and kane accordingo the Art of Wrestling podcast or im thinking of something else oh, man I had that idea. If they want to bring in a new Brother of Destruction once Taker and Kane are done, he is the man to do it
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Aug 16, 2011 20:33:25 GMT -5
Wasn't Heidenreich supposed to be the frozen Nazi? He even had Heyman as a manager.
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