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Post by sybaku on Jun 6, 2011 8:21:58 GMT -5
Chris Harris is pathetic in my opinion.. he was poised to be a breakout star in TNA leaves and goes to the WWE were many people think he is going to be the next big thing and he shows up in horrible shape.. call it bulking up for WWE or whatever but the fact of the matter is you dont get that fat if your working out regularly which he obviously wasn't then after the Brenden Walker debacle he gets another chance in TNA with a storyline to pair him up with one half of the most over tag team in all of wrestling and he still shows up a complete waste of space... in honor of Mr. Harris' complete lack of dedication to his career all my Micky James/Samoa Joe/Matt Hardy fat jokes will be converted into Chris Harris fat jokes
Randy Orton has amazing thighs
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Post by Flyin' Lion on Jun 6, 2011 8:26:16 GMT -5
Braden Walker is sexy!!! I want him to stay!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2011 8:31:36 GMT -5
Chris Harris is pathetic in my opinion.. he was poised to be a breakout star in TNA leaves and goes to the WWE were many people think he is going to be the next big thing and he shows up in horrible shape.. call it bulking up for WWE or whatever but the fact of the matter is you dont get that fat if your working out regularly which he obviously wasn't then after the Brenden Walker debacle he gets another chance in TNA with a storyline to pair him up with one half of the most over tag team in all of wrestling and he still shows up a complete waste of space... in honor of Mr. Harris' complete lack of dedication to his career all my Micky James/Samoa Joe/Matt Hardy fat jokes will be converted into Chris Harris fat jokes Chris Harris has amazingly thick thighs.
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Post by azrael502 on Jun 6, 2011 8:39:04 GMT -5
I'm sorry You Bastard I Wanted To Do That
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 6, 2011 8:55:46 GMT -5
You're a wrestler, unless it's your gimmick, you can't be fat. Your body is your business.
Big Show may get fat a lot, but when he's fat he tends to work harder and actually wrestle better. I'd argue Show's greatest career moments were in 2006 when he was at his fattest - the Kane tag team first time round and his ECW world title run.
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Post by FailedGimmick on Jun 6, 2011 9:42:06 GMT -5
What was the joke Roode made? Going from memory: "Stop me if you heard this one before: Knock knock" IIRC, James Storm started laughing just before he started to take a sip of beer. I just don't understand why they feel the need to constantly reference things that happened in other companies.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jun 6, 2011 9:46:17 GMT -5
wonder if we'll get a bonus disc to the 3 disc Braden Walker collection now where it reveals the never before seen unedited hidden reunion plans message edited out of their very first conversation years ago.
"Matt and Braden- Together again- The Impact Days"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2011 11:27:13 GMT -5
Way to go Harris! You get a second chance and blow it. Lay off the twinkies.
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Post by Danimal on Jun 6, 2011 12:26:44 GMT -5
I guess Chris Harris is........... <puts on sunglasses> America's least wanted. Well done, I could hear the cheesy, scenery-chewing voice in my head and everything. As far as Harris goes I feel for him a bit but if he had advance notice and didn't do get in shape his unemployment is his fault.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jun 6, 2011 13:27:42 GMT -5
When he was hit with his own finisher at the PPV, it was pretty obvious that it was going to be the blow-off for him.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 6, 2011 13:45:10 GMT -5
No matter if he did got in shape, he would forever be Braden Walker. Harris always had trouble maintaining his weight without artificial means. Look at how he kept getting either skinny, jacked, and fat during his AMW days.
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