King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 10, 2011 12:40:28 GMT -5
King of the hill may not be as laugh out loud funny as its big brother the Simpsons, but some gems came from its lifespan.
Hank: (Talking about his lawn) There's something missing, something wrong...it's like a pretty girl with short hair.
Hank: You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but that's just not the way it works.
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Post by blackmegaman on Jul 10, 2011 12:42:50 GMT -5
"Son, you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 10, 2011 12:44:22 GMT -5
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Jul 10, 2011 12:46:41 GMT -5
Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker!
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Post by Young Game on Jul 10, 2011 12:48:33 GMT -5
"When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes"
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Post by blackmegaman on Jul 10, 2011 12:50:36 GMT -5
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 10, 2011 12:50:57 GMT -5
Please don't put on Dido. PLEASE don't put on Dido.
DOHHH! Dido!
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Jul 10, 2011 12:54:09 GMT -5
Peggy is dreaming about Hank's funeral.
Bill Dauterive: He looks like an angel. A dead angel. Boomhauer: (crying) Hey man talk about that dang ol' why, why?! Dale Gribble: It should have been Bill! Peggy Hill: Oh, Hank. We never got a chance to talk about your problem. And now... we never will. C. Everett Koop: Remember, early detection is the key. Now pass in your algebra homework. Cotton Hill: Goodbye, boy. See you in HELL! Cotton turns a toilet handle on Hank's headstone. Hank's coffin is sucked into the ground.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 10, 2011 12:56:49 GMT -5
Peggy is dreaming about Hank's funeral. Bill Dauterive: He looks like an angel. A dead angel. Boomhauer: (crying) Hey man talk about that dang ol' why, why?! Dale Gribble: It should have been Bill! Peggy Hill: Oh, Hank. We never got a chance to talk about your problem. And now... we never will. C. Everett Koop: Remember, early detection is the key. Now pass in your algebra homework. Cotton Hill: Goodbye, boy. See you in HELL! Cotton turns a toilet handle on Hank's headstone. Hank's coffin is sucked into the ground. Peggy I'm on the john, you're not supposed to see this.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jul 10, 2011 13:06:18 GMT -5
*Ass smack*
"Hey MISSY! How 'bout some sammiches?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2011 13:18:45 GMT -5
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'"
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Post by blackmegaman on Jul 10, 2011 13:20:40 GMT -5
"I loved my dad like a father , and he Betrayed me like a Betrayer'
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 10, 2011 13:21:09 GMT -5
Yep. It's THAT kind of party!
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 10, 2011 13:21:57 GMT -5
(Referring to Bobby's dancing at a concert) Hank: They weren't dancing like you and I dance, Peggy. They were enjoying it.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 10, 2011 13:26:18 GMT -5
Miz Liz! Two hot toddies!
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Post by hossfan on Jul 10, 2011 13:26:30 GMT -5
"You're not making Christianity better, you're making rock and roll worse."
"Now I know why they call you Pa; because you're pa-thetic." "I know why they call you Ma; because you're always riding ma ass!"
"There's milk... in the fridge.... that's about.... to go bad......... And there it goes."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2011 13:31:56 GMT -5
Bounce a ball in Hockey, well that's a mandatory drug test right there.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Jul 10, 2011 13:32:40 GMT -5
"I tell ya h'what."
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 10, 2011 13:34:15 GMT -5
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Post by Young Game on Jul 10, 2011 13:37:51 GMT -5
"Minh, it finally happened. Hillbilly neighbor marry trailer trash cousin. You owe me five dollars!"
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