King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 10, 2011 16:03:52 GMT -5
D-minus! Dangit, Bobby, I expected better from someone who doesn't have any extracurricular activities.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
Posts: 43,870
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Post by Krimzon on Jul 10, 2011 16:34:28 GMT -5
Dale: "I am Mr. Shackleford's attorney, Rusty Shackleford, and my client pleads insanity."
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2011 17:24:51 GMT -5
Hank: Who's calling me a liar, you or the machine? 'Cause I need to know whose ass to kick.
Clerk: I'm not calling you a liar, sir.
Hank: Fine. Where's the ass on this thing?
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Judge: Let the record show that Hank Hill really knows his pornography.
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Fire Chief: So you were the ones who busted that hydrant. We got an anonymous tip it was a bunch of kids.
Dale: "Bunch of kids?" I gave you names! Hill, Bobby. Gribble, Joseph.
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jul 10, 2011 17:30:00 GMT -5
"You can deep fry a banana? The monkeys must never know"
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2011 18:30:58 GMT -5
"This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jul 10, 2011 18:42:36 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 10, 2011 18:43:20 GMT -5
Obection! Conjecture! Objecture! That's not a word!
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 10, 2011 18:47:32 GMT -5
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Post by hotshotalex on Jul 10, 2011 19:56:07 GMT -5
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 10, 2011 19:58:10 GMT -5
"Mr. Strickland was under more balls than a midget hooker."
"Yeah, yeah, I'm a broiled ox penis."
"Well I had my share of girlfriends, but coach always told me to save it for football. Which I did."
"You know what the problem is? It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for? Fix It Again Tony."
Hippie:"Hey man, Jesus had long hair!" Hank:"That's because I'm not his father."
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 10, 2011 20:00:58 GMT -5
ALABASTER!
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 10, 2011 20:49:30 GMT -5
Thatherton!
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JDviant
Unicron
XB1 username: lil giant robot
Posts: 3,103
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Post by JDviant on Jul 10, 2011 20:55:05 GMT -5
The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 10, 2011 20:57:42 GMT -5
There's no problem, he is just fighting the urge to kill you.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,076
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 10, 2011 21:54:48 GMT -5
"Gentlemen, the crap has been literally scared out of me".
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Post by thegreatnodnarb on Jul 10, 2011 22:07:45 GMT -5
"John Redcorn is gay, and I've been friends with him for twenty years"
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Post by rogers67 on Jul 10, 2011 22:09:37 GMT -5
It be like dat dang ole apocalypse now man dang ole THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
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Post by blackmegaman on Jul 10, 2011 22:12:47 GMT -5
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 10, 2011 22:43:22 GMT -5
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.
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salTy
El Dandy
Posts: 8,425
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Post by salTy on Jul 10, 2011 23:22:25 GMT -5
SQUIRREL TACTICS!
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