King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 10, 2011 23:31:01 GMT -5
A poodle? Why don't you just get me a cat and a sex change operation?
HANK: I don't like magicians. Don't trust 'em. BILL: Ever since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 10, 2011 23:33:31 GMT -5
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Jul 11, 2011 0:05:52 GMT -5
I am the mack daddy of Hemlich county!
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Post by Silver on Jul 11, 2011 0:06:40 GMT -5
Boomhauer - "Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol’ internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it’s dang ol' easy, man."
Boomhauer - "He He He, them New York boys. Just a show 'bout nothin'."
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 11, 2011 0:10:37 GMT -5
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Jul 11, 2011 7:00:25 GMT -5
Hank: "I don't know whether to laugh or vomit."
Dale: "You don't know who I am butI know where you live~!"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 11, 2011 9:10:07 GMT -5
Chappy: I live in a shack, I poop in an outhouse, I eat what I kill. Hank Hill: There isn't a Mrs. Chappy, is there Chappy?
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 11, 2011 9:15:01 GMT -5
Bill: My face hurts. Hank: And so's your ass when I'm done kickin' it!
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jul 11, 2011 9:20:31 GMT -5
Chappy: I live in a shack, I poop in an outhouse, I eat what I kill. Hank Hill: There isn't a Mrs. Chappy, is there Chappy? CHAPPY: Please, my wife is in a wheelchair. All she wants for Christmas is a big fat dog with lots of meat on his haunches.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 11, 2011 9:28:17 GMT -5
Be-ay-bay, be-ee-be, be-i-bicky-bi-be-oh-bo bicky bi bo
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Post by s l i k on Jul 11, 2011 9:39:05 GMT -5
Pretty much this whole thing
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 11, 2011 9:40:28 GMT -5
Boggle?
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 10:25:20 GMT -5
Chappy: I live in a shack, I poop in an outhouse, I eat what I kill. Hank Hill: There isn't a Mrs. Chappy, is there Chappy? CHAPPY: Please, my wife is in a wheelchair. All she wants for Christmas is a big fat dog with lots of meat on his haunches. I'll take all the dogs on top, wrap em up!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 12:13:54 GMT -5
Patch Boomhauer: It was Hank! Dang ol' Hank LOVES hookers, man!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 11, 2011 12:46:24 GMT -5
The "Pro-Pain" episode was deep fried gold.
Hank: Ugh...I just stabbed a parking attendant! Uh, where's the button to turn yourself in?!
Game: You have been promoted to senior manager. Hank: Wow! I wonder what's next...regional manager?
(later in the episode)
Hank: That's how you manage a region (after blowing someone up)
Hank's character in the game: Taste the meat AND the heat!
Bill (while playing as Hank in the game): I'm Hank Hill. I'm driving home to have a hot meal with my wife and son, whom I love soooo much. (gets blown up).
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 12:53:21 GMT -5
The "Pro-Pain" episode was deep fried gold. Hank: Ugh...I just stabbed a parking attendant! Uh, where's the button to turn yourself in?! Game: You have been promoted to senior manager. Hank: Wow! I wonder what's next...regional manager? (later in the episode) Hank: That's how you manage a region (after blowing someone up) Hank's character in the game: Taste the meat AND the heat! Bill (while playing as Hank in the game): I'm Hank Hill. I'm driving home to have a hot meal with my wife and son, whom I love soooo much. (gets blown up). Peggy: Now I gotta track down these nerds. Moss: Well, you can rule out any place with girls.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 11, 2011 15:18:27 GMT -5
Cotton Hill: I'm goin' down to the corn dog shack to watch the girlies make lem-o-nade.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 15:21:47 GMT -5
(talking to Bobby "Do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?" Bobby: "No.") "...Well, theres really no wrong way to do it."
If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much.
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Post by Kyle Butler on Jul 11, 2011 15:22:44 GMT -5
Cotton trying to get a job
Cotton: I helped install all the asbestos in Heimlich County Employer: Actually, our job is to remove asbestos Cotton: Remove asbestos? What the hell for?!
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Post by thunderbolt89 on Jul 11, 2011 16:05:09 GMT -5
Dale: "Boil up some Mountain Dew its gonna be a long night"
Cotton: "Come and get your tootsie rolls" (after shooting the pinata at Bobby's party)
Dale:"So Nancy tells me she ran into John Redcorn at the video store, the two of them heard you complaining about some porno tape you lost"
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