Krazee
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Krazee on Jul 11, 2011 16:09:25 GMT -5
"Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 11, 2011 16:34:33 GMT -5
Now that's what I call general haberdashery!
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 17:10:26 GMT -5
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
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Gummydavidson
Dennis Stamp
Johnny Davidson for Prime Minister!
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Post by Gummydavidson on Jul 11, 2011 17:36:47 GMT -5
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 17:39:10 GMT -5
If all the children leave Arlen there will be no young to take care of our old. Our old will feed on our very old. Our very old who are not eaten will wish they had been...eaten.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 11, 2011 17:40:26 GMT -5
Cotton: "I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas [to Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer], only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees."
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 11, 2011 17:44:47 GMT -5
"George Washington, no mass. Thomas Jefferson, no mass."
"That's why they won't let Arnold be president."
"IT AIN'T RIGHT!"
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Post by rogers67 on Jul 11, 2011 17:45:04 GMT -5
So are you Chinese or Japanese? Khan: I'M FROM LAOS! Hank: So are you Chinese or Japanese? |
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 11, 2011 17:47:40 GMT -5
Khan: I'm Laotian
Bill: The ocean? What ocean?
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 17:55:33 GMT -5
"George Washington, no mass. Thomas Jefferson, no mass." "That's why they won't let Arnold be president." "IT AIN'T RIGHT!" WAR!!! YEAAA, 3!!, YEAAAA YEAAAA, and here comes Jack! |
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Jul 11, 2011 18:27:09 GMT -5
Vaya... Con Dios...
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 11, 2011 19:33:46 GMT -5
Peggy Hill: Happiness. Happ-i-ness. Ha-penis. Penis. I did it! Ovaries. Uvula. Uterus. VAAAGINA!
Hank Hill: What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?
Cotton Hill: In my day, the principal was the meanest sum-bitch God ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands, and swing his leg at ya! Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one-legged man had kicked ya...he'd bite ya!
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 19:46:23 GMT -5
after Joseph says Connie's Aunt Flo is in town)
Yeah, she probably heard Connie got her period.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jul 11, 2011 20:17:48 GMT -5
"Maybe...I park garage in SUV! Ha-ha kissmyass!"
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,266
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Post by agent817 on Jul 11, 2011 21:12:10 GMT -5
Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 21:28:49 GMT -5
It's not a crutch dad, it's just something I'm relying on to get me through life.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 11, 2011 21:33:55 GMT -5
Dale: What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole-in-one? Because that's how I'm going to play it.
Hank: Dang it, Dale. It already happened once. What are the odds of it happening again?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2011 22:34:00 GMT -5
Bobby: *sobs* This tastes like turtles!
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 11, 2011 22:57:34 GMT -5
Grandma, you put the cookies back in breakfast.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 11, 2011 23:35:12 GMT -5
Grandma, you put the cookies back in breakfast. I love you grandma! *punches box* |
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