triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jul 11, 2011 23:37:25 GMT -5
Patch Boomhauer: Dang, ol' man, Hank LLLOOOVVVEEESSS Strippers man
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 12, 2011 5:21:35 GMT -5
"So the sun is God?"
"Yes!'
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 12, 2011 14:52:49 GMT -5
I'm your little candy maaaaannn
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2011 15:08:21 GMT -5
Dale: What the hell was that? Bill: I joined a men's chorus. (Dale muffles a laugh) Bill: It's called the Harmonaholics. Dale: More like the Assahol-- Hank: (interrupting) DALE!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 12, 2011 16:07:31 GMT -5
Kahn: (Talking to Bobby) I heard what you did to Chane Wasonasong -- unforgivable! But then I hear what you did to your father -- very funny. So I'm conflicted.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jul 12, 2011 16:10:21 GMT -5
"I am not leaving without my urine! I left it sitting in the upstairs toilet..."
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Post by wonderbolts on Jul 12, 2011 16:49:48 GMT -5
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 12, 2011 19:28:24 GMT -5
Dale Gribble: Bill! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing? That outfit makes you look like a sequined train wreck! Look at you! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! Guhbuh! Underwear! Money! Fat! Ngyuh... (Dale collapses)
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 12, 2011 22:12:46 GMT -5
John Redcorn: There was that song I wrote about killing myself. I could re-write it so it's about personal hygeine.
"Wake up, I want to... wash myself, Clean my wrists, Scrub my brains out.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Jul 12, 2011 22:23:58 GMT -5
*Bobby complains that going to his church youth group isn't cool* Hank: You know whats not cool, Bobby? Hell.
Cotton: Now if you have anymore feelings, I suggest you get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 13, 2011 12:16:41 GMT -5
"His hand shake... IT'S LIMP!!!"
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Jul 24, 2011 13:19:02 GMT -5
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 24, 2011 13:22:56 GMT -5
Ranger: Sir, you lied to me, you lied to this little boy, and I don't know what you did to this gentleman in his underwear!
Hank: Bobby, I know you're probably pretty upset with me right now, but one day you'll understand how much love it takes to crush a little boy's dream.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jul 24, 2011 13:31:01 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 16, 2011 17:46:53 GMT -5
I've been watching a lot of episodes lately so I'm bringing this back.
Hank: My wife lies to me, my beer company betrays me and Americans are giving Mexicans diarrhea. What the hell is going on here?
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 16, 2011 18:20:10 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 16, 2011 20:30:30 GMT -5
Joseph Gribble: Dad, I'm sorry! I'll never smoke again.
Dale Gribble: Whoa, hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision. If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2011 21:04:58 GMT -5
Hank: Bobby, let me put this in a way that you'll understand: I'm not down with that.
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Khan: *singing* Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop. Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop. Axel Foley gonna find those drugs.
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Hank: Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Aug 17, 2011 1:40:04 GMT -5
Khan: Last night I catch Bobby half-naked in Connie's room! Hank: Bobby? Kahn: Truth about your little boy not so pretty after all, is it, Hank Hill? He girl-crazy sex fiend! Hank: Well, that boy is gonna get a talking-to, I tell you what. (Walks away, then, relieved) Heh, heh, heh. Whew!
Khan: AHHH! (shouting in Laotian as Connie gasps) Bobby: I know a few of those words. I better go. Connie: Bye. Khan: I see you. Khan see everything. You know you not too big to be spanked you dirty little hillbilly. Luanne: AHHH! AUNT PEGGY, MR. KHAN SAW ME NAKED! Joseph: Aw Man.
Connie: Bobby, you'd better go. If my dad catches you here, he'll make me play that song he wrote about you. Bobby: "Fat White Lump" is about me?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 17, 2011 9:36:58 GMT -5
Connie: Bobby, you'd better go. If my dad catches you here, he'll make me play that song he wrote about you. Bobby: "Fat White Lump" is about me? Khan: Hey Hillbilly, tell me which hay stack you hide Jethro under. Hank: Now look here Khan, I wouldn't allow that non regulation putter in my house, let alone let you hit my son over the head with it. *Khan walks away muttering in Laotion* Hank: Yeah yeah, I'm a broiled ox penis.
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