King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Aug 17, 2011 9:44:20 GMT -5
CARLO (shooting a birthday scene): Okay, it's your birthday, yes? You're older now. Where has the time gone, little man? Yes, that's it! And you make a wish for something magical. Don't tell! (football scene) Run! Run! Look at you go! Go to the fifty! Go to the sixty! This is your Olympic dream come true! They try to tackle you, but you won't let them because you look too fantastic! (seaside scene) Hey there, lifeguard, up on your perch so high! All around you they splash and splash, but not you!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2011 15:51:01 GMT -5
CARLO (shooting a birthday scene): Okay, it's your birthday, yes? You're older now. Where has the time gone, little man? Yes, that's it! And you make a wish for something magical. Don't tell! (football scene) Run! Run! Look at you go! Go to the fifty! Go to the sixty! This is your Olympic dream come true! They try to tackle you, but you won't let them because you look too fantastic! (seaside scene) Hey there, lifeguard, up on your perch so high! All around you they splash and splash, but not you! Definitely one of the greatest KoTH moments ever.
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Aug 17, 2011 18:27:54 GMT -5
"Last night I dreamed about hair too! But this was a good dream! Not the one where it forms a noose and hangs me...."
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Aug 18, 2011 12:15:54 GMT -5
"Mr. Strickland, have you ever ridden a block of ice before?" "Well, I married Ms. Liz didn't I?"
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 18, 2011 12:37:47 GMT -5
"Uh, excuse me, but are ya'll with the cult?"
"We're not a cult. We're an organization that promotes love and-"
"Yep, this is it."
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Post by Down by Law on Aug 18, 2011 13:51:58 GMT -5
"I've run out of things to say to that woman." Dale talking about peggy
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 18, 2011 14:00:21 GMT -5
"Pinch me, Mr. Ho."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 18, 2011 16:05:09 GMT -5
Dale Gribble: Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 18, 2011 16:06:54 GMT -5
*Bill dreams about driving a motorcycle naked off a giant fork into a giant pie*.
Dale.... I know how I'm going to die.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 18, 2011 16:14:37 GMT -5
"Ooh wee, I forgot how much old ladies stink!"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 18, 2011 20:25:33 GMT -5
Hank: Using a saw as a weapon makes about as much sense as using a gun to cut a 2X4, that's how my dad built my tree house, and how he cleaned it too.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,267
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Post by agent817 on Aug 18, 2011 20:29:04 GMT -5
Would it kill a tree if she wore a bra?
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Aug 18, 2011 23:23:23 GMT -5
"While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me?"
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skulldouggory
Unicron
Needs More Shirtless Barry Windham
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Post by skulldouggory on Aug 19, 2011 0:26:52 GMT -5
"...And here is where you can purchase the flies..."
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Aug 19, 2011 0:48:42 GMT -5
"While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me?" "Dale you're alive!" "Answer the question."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 19, 2011 8:35:37 GMT -5
*Hank is reading "Highlights For Kids"*
Man, Goofus is a dumbass.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 19, 2011 11:10:11 GMT -5
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 19, 2011 11:12:15 GMT -5
Oh, hello Hank Hill. You ruin my life.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Aug 23, 2011 4:05:15 GMT -5
Bill: Isn't the word carburetor redundant since it already has the word car in it. Shouldn't they be just called 'buretors?
Hank: Well, actually Bill the word comes.....
Dale: (interrupting) Hey everybody! guess who's star athlete son got picked for powder puff football cheer leading? My son Joesph Gribble was chosen.
Hank: Dale! We were in the middle of an important conversation.
Bill: Yeah Dale, Hank doesn't want to talk about powder puff football, he want to talk about 'buretors.
Hank: Maybe we could just stand quietly.
Dale: Thats fine, I'll just carry on an internal dialog ...... (snickering) Yes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2011 16:04:43 GMT -5
Peggy: Cream cheese IS cheese, Bill.
Bill: No it's not! It's butter.
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