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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 14, 2012 16:41:00 GMT -5
OOC: We cannot have too much TNA bashing. Dead serious OOC: I normally don't like to mention any other company but I couldn't help but throw it in for a swerve (See what I did there?). To be completely honest, I've always been a huge Sting mark so aside from a few things with TNA I don't find them terrible.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 14, 2012 17:27:08 GMT -5
OOC: Well, shit, I love Sting, even decrepit like he is now, but TNA still sucks except during his random title runs
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Mar 14, 2012 22:18:01 GMT -5
I WASN'T THE ONE WHO USED THAT DAMN CHAIR TO SAVE A DAMN TITLE!!!!!!! You may have gotten to me that night. You made me lose my cool. Sure, I yelled at the ref...and yes I did bring that chair in the ring. But it was YOU who hit me with that chair I ONLY HIT YOU BACK WITH THAT CHAIR, OUT OF PURE SELF DEFENSE!!!!!
But none of that matters any more Enigma. None of it. We can talk and talk for days and it would mean nothing. Because on March 18th, I'm gonna get my just due. You call me a whiner. Well your right, BUT I'VE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO WHINE!!!!! Your a self righteous jackass. A PHONY jackass. You could call me every bad name in the book. You'd be telling the truth 95% of the time. You could say that I'm an asshole, a prick, a whiner, evil son a bitch, a liar, ruthless....YOU COULD CALL ME ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND MORE AND I'D AGREE THAT THEY WERE TRUE!!!! AND I'D BE DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!! At least I admit it Aaron. But you can't admit that you're just as low down and scummy as I am. You can't do it. Can you? Admit that I am scummy? Admit that I am low down? No no, see you have it all wrong Smokey. I'm not actually those things, however I will let you have solace with this. If I fight someone WHO IS LOW DOWN AND SCUMMY...I FIGHT BACK THE SAME WAY!
You see, I can change my in-ring tactics on the fly. I can change my strategy in an INSTANT! I'm the greatest mind this company has ever seen, and I've proven in that ring time and time again. Even in my losses, you'll see that I've created some of the most brilliant plans in history. You just wait to see the plan I've got cooked up for our match, Smokey. You just wait...
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 15, 2012 1:58:14 GMT -5
I WASN'T THE ONE WHO USED THAT DAMN CHAIR TO SAVE A DAMN TITLE!!!!!!! You may have gotten to me that night. You made me lose my cool. Sure, I yelled at the ref...and yes I did bring that chair in the ring. But it was YOU who hit me with that chair I ONLY HIT YOU BACK WITH THAT CHAIR, OUT OF PURE SELF DEFENSE!!!!!
But none of that matters any more Enigma. None of it. We can talk and talk for days and it would mean nothing. Because on March 18th, I'm gonna get my just due. You call me a whiner. Well your right, BUT I'VE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO WHINE!!!!! Your a self righteous jackass. A PHONY jackass. You could call me every bad name in the book. You'd be telling the truth 95% of the time. You could say that I'm an asshole, a prick, a whiner, evil son a bitch, a liar, ruthless....YOU COULD CALL ME ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND MORE AND I'D AGREE THAT THEY WERE TRUE!!!! AND I'D BE DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!! At least I admit it Aaron. But you can't admit that you're just as low down and scummy as I am. You can't do it. Can you? Admit that I am scummy? Admit that I am low down? No no, see you have it all wrong Smokey. I'm not actually those things, however I will let you have solace with this. If I fight someone WHO IS LOW DOWN AND SCUMMY...I FIGHT BACK THE SAME WAY!
You see, I can change my in-ring tactics on the fly. I can change my strategy in an INSTANT! I'm the greatest mind this company has ever seen, and I've proven in that ring time and time again. Even in my losses, you'll see that I've created some of the most brilliant plans in history. You just wait to see the plan I've got cooked up for our match, Smokey. You just wait...*shakes his head* You know...I knew you were gonna say that. And hearing what you've just said....you're pretty much f***ed. I'm dead serious here. Because if you come into this match, the biggest Interforum Title match in history, with this "crime fighting, self rightous attitude" into it....you're gonna get your ass kicked. Either by me, or by Evil M, or both us.
That kind of BS, that you're spewin right now Aaron, isn't gonna work anymore. I don't buy it. I'm sure Evil M doesn't buy it either. And I think the fans, you're "lifeblood" aren't even buying it anymore. Because, lets be honest with each other, as I stated before, this is the biggest Interforum Title match in WWCF history. This is the biggest match in MY LIFE!!! MY LIFE!!! I've been screwed around quite a bit during my time in the WWCF. I've been screwed out of title matches, in title matches... hell out of titles. But not on March 18th....not that night. I'm hungrier than you Aaron. So hungry Aaron...that I'm starving. You what happens when you put a wolf in a cage and you don't feed it for days. What do you think is gonna happen, once you open that cage? YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FACE F***ING CHEWED OFF!!!!!!! Because...I've got a feeling that my "Hardcore" side is gonna show up next week. I can feel it. Lou can feel it as well. He even told me that he WANTS me to become that Hardcore monster again.
But he also told me to be a Wrestling monster as well. Which makes me the Ultimate Monster of the WWCF.
That's what you're gonna be facing next week. As well as Evil M. So don't you think that you're bullsh** that you've been spewing is not gonna work. Not this time Aaron. Not this time.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 15, 2012 6:27:22 GMT -5
OOC: Well, s***, I love Sting, even decrepit like he is now, but TNA still sucks except during his random title runs OOC: I still think that Taker vs. Sting would have been ginormous last year for WM had it happened. Sadly talks broke down I guess.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Mar 15, 2012 12:52:45 GMT -5
*shakes his head* You know...I knew you were gonna say that. And hearing what you've just said....you're pretty much f***ed. I'm dead serious here. Because if you come into this match, the biggest Interforum Title match in history, with this "crime fighting, self rightous attitude" into it....you're gonna get your ass kicked. Either by me, or by Evil M, or both us.
That kind of BS, that you're spewin right now Aaron, isn't gonna work anymore. I don't buy it. I'm sure Evil M doesn't buy it either. And I think the fans, you're "lifeblood" aren't even buying it anymore. Because, lets be honest with each other, as I stated before, this is the biggest Interforum Title match in WWCF history. This is the biggest match in MY LIFE!!! MY LIFE!!! I've been screwed around quite a bit during my time in the WWCF. I've been screwed out of title matches, in title matches... hell out of titles. But not on March 18th....not that night. I'm hungrier than you Aaron. So hungry Aaron...that I'm starving. You what happens when you put a wolf in a cage and you don't feed it for days. What do you think is gonna happen, once you open that cage? YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FACE F***ING CHEWED OFF!!!!!!! Because...I've got a feeling that my "Hardcore" side is gonna show up next week. I can feel it. Lou can feel it as well. He even told me that he WANTS me to become that Hardcore monster again.
But he also told me to be a Wrestling monster as well. Which makes me the Ultimate Monster of the WWCF.
That's what you're gonna be facing next week. As well as Evil M. So don't you think that you're bullsh** that you've been spewing is not gonna work. Not this time Aaron. Not this time. Smokey do you remember the week where I exposed BRB as the Shareholder? I specifically said I am done being underestimated. I am done being looked at as the underdog, and I said I would destroy anyone who continues to do so. I mean business, Smokey. Clearly you don't think I have a chance in hell of winning, and that's not okay with me. You are underestimating me, you proclaim yourself the wrestling monster and that your hardcore side will show again next week. Didn't I tell you my first ever WWCF match was a Hardcore match?
Do you know how I broke into the main event scene Smokey? I got right into the middle of a feud between Colt and Koda, the latter of which was crazier than you or anyone else in this company! I stuck one foot in the door and NEVER LOOKED BACK! Within a month I won the main event on Niteraw, and I entered the Battlebowl. Then after that I was in the first EVER Championship of Honor match with none other than Seth Drakin. I was in my own triple threat match for the Inter-Forum title before as well, against M.O.P. and Above Average, who are arguably the two greatest IF champs of all time. I aim to be the best, Smokey, just like you and everyone else in this federation.
My rise didn't stop there, I stayed in the main event scene and I dissolved Corporate, the most tyrannical stable in WWCF history, PIECE BY F******* PIECE!!! Then after months of difficult match I WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!! AND THROUGH ALL THIS I WAS STILL THE UNDERDOG!!! Why is it that you can be seen as a threat but I am thrown away to the curb as the impossible champion. I AM SICK OF BEING THE UNDERDOG SMOKEY AND THAT SICKNESS HAS CHANGED ME!!!
Next week, I'm not entering that match as the underdog. I'm entering it as the FAVORITE! THIS IS MY MATCH TO WIN BACK THE TITLE I NEVER LOST!!! There isn't a damn thing you or Evil M can do to stop me, Vokoun. I am done being in the shadow of everyone else in this company. I told you next week the Era of the Enigma begins, and I will do anything within my power to make that happen. You can take all your insults, all your trash talk and shove it. I'm going to settle this with my fists, since words are a language that you clearly don't understand. Maybe after I tear your knee apart with a little Extreme Interrogation you'll understand. Until then talk is cheap, I'll see you in the ring next week.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 15, 2012 14:45:10 GMT -5
Congratulations, Mackenzie. You're from Canada. El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler is from Mexico. North, meet south.
Every investment I make is criticized as corrupt by your lot. You are all incapable of recognizing legitimate business decisions. Imagine if I climbed back into my company's ring to wrestle my employees. How many wrestlers would I deprive of a job then?
Criticize me, criticize El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler, criticize all you want, but you are paid to wrestle, not to spout out your opinions, and at The Animated Pay Per View, you will wrestle El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler, and when you and Jason Allen count the lights, you will learn why El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler counts the money.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Mar 15, 2012 15:06:36 GMT -5
OOC: Punisher, you're taking liberties with my character by having him hire a private investigator, and I'm kind of annoyed by that. We all have exclusive control of our characters, apart from when we agree to have somebody else write them in matches. This isn't the first time, either; you've written about what Whitey Fats has done without consulting him, about what the Majority Shareholder has been doing without consulting BRB as far as I know, and while maybe neither of them cared, I do. So please stop doing this kind of stuff. IC: Hmm, I see I have a message. From some guy I don't know. Just for s***s and giggles, I'll put it on speaker so we can all have a listen..." "Mr. Blood, this is Jack Samson. I did some digging around like you asked on this Frank Castle guy. I wanted to--" *"Beep!"* Deleted. I don't know any "Jack Samson", and I never hired him to investigate Frank, because I know all I want to about Frank.
Which is why I'm so looking forward to beating him within an inch of death at the Animated PPV!
I don't know what the hell this is, maybe Frank got tired of talking about himself and he hired somebody else to do it. Maybe he wants to scare me.
You seriously think I'm gonna scare at this point, you stupid F***?! You think I'm gonna back out or get butterflies in my stomach or something?!
You're dumber than you look, and you're a f***ing disgrace to that world title!
You know, I caught Ring Of Honor's latest pay-per-view recently, and I just want to lampshade something here, which is that there are some similarities between me and Jimmy Jacobs...but also some differences.
The similarities? Both me and Jimmy Jacobs were evil f***s, and then we reformed. Jimmy Jacobs re-embraced his evil side heading into his match with Kevin Steen, just like I am heading into my match with you.
And here we come to the big difference, Frank, because Jimmy Jacobs used to stab people with a big, sharp, railroad spike, and he brought that spike back out and he stabbed Kevin Steen with it!!!
But then what did Jimmy do? He got this look on his face like he was horrified by the blood, horrified by what he had done, horrified by what he'd become.
He was in a daze, and while he was standing there being all angsty Steen got back up, got the drop on him, and beat him.
I'm not like Jimmy Jacobs, because I have daydreams that make me shiver in delight of taking a railroad spike just like that and driving that motherf***ing thing straight into your eye, through your brain, and out the back of your head! Oh, it gives me f***ing goosebumps, Frank.
The Ryan Blood that you've brought back to life, he loves seeing people like you bleed, and suffer, and burn, and be broken into pieces! And yes Frank, I said burn, because the "good" Ryan Blood had zero problem with throwing the man who is apparently still your BFF, Smokin' Vokoun, into a fire!
I can still smell his charred body...it's such a sweet smell...Smokey was a guy who I kind of respected, but it was still so goddamn sweet to beat him like that, to cause him that kind of pain...
So imagine, for five or six more days, what I will do to somebody I don't respect...what I will do to you. I watched Blood deliver his words with a venom I couldn't quite understand. I really wasn't sure what I'd done to him to turn him into this madman, but I knew there would be no point in asking. Guys like that, eventually they disconnect from reality, really don't care whether what they are doing is right, wrong, ethical or unethical. They just care about hurting someone - in this case me.
I can't say I've never been to that place myself, but I've always known why I went there. I don't think this guy does.
I suppose it could all be for show. He wouldn't be the first guy to talk bravado and say they weren't scared of me. He wouldn't be the first guy to be wrong about that either.
But if this guy really is crazy, then we're going to have a rpoblem. I beat Jonathan Michaels to prove a point, and if he's determined to make me pay for that, then he's going to find I'm not so quick to roll over and agree with his point of view.
In war, you have to prepare for every eventuality. I know where we'll be fighting. I know when, I kno what resources will be on the ground. I think it's time I prepared the battleground for Mr. Blood. A few nasty surprises would do him the world of good.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 15, 2012 20:00:10 GMT -5
Congratulations, Mackenzie. You're from Canada. El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler is from Mexico. North, meet south.
Every investment I make is criticized as corrupt by your lot. You are all incapable of recognizing legitimate business decisions. Imagine if I climbed back into my company's ring to wrestle my employees. How many wrestlers would I deprive of a job then?
Criticize me, criticize El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler, criticize all you want, but you are paid to wrestle, not to spout out your opinions, and at The Animated Pay Per View, you will wrestle El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler, and when you and Jason Allen count the lights, you will learn why El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler counts the money.
You know, I'd offer a hello and a handshake to Mr. El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler but I'm guessing you pay him to "get in the ring and wrestle" and not socialize with the hired help. Needless to say, hello sir. Looking forward to meeting you in the ring.
Now that the pleasantries are all out of the way, guess I'll start spouting those opinions off that I give away for free.
First off...legitimacy. Coming from the one who decided to pull the wool over the eyes of the entire WWCF Galaxy do you really think that anyone here believes anything you want to say about legitimacy? Hell, can we even believe that you were trained and licensed to use that large wrench you used to carry around everywhere in the boiler room? I think we need to see a degree, a certificate even from a reputable trade school. I might even consider photocopies depending.
Or...what about the legitimacy of your friendship with Jonothan Michaels and his wife? Are we to believe that you did all that you did in the spirit of friendship? Or were you just biding your time, waiting for the right oppurtunity to present itself there as well? I'm sure Jono would love to have those answers but as I recall you didn't have the, as your new business associate would say, cajones to look him in the eye and tell him. I'm hoping I said that right.
As far as depriving wrestlers of a job, well, I don't recall anyone complaining back when they were kicking your ass all around the arena. So I'm guessing no one would really be put out. But I suppose that is neither here nor there since you have other people do the "dirty" work for you now. You just spend the money to make it happen.
By the way, there's fourty seven and a half lights. Might want someone to look into the one that's dim. I'm guessing the bulb is about to go.
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Post by General Adam on Mar 15, 2012 20:50:42 GMT -5
*The General is walking down the sidewalk just enjoying life.*
Enjoying life?
*Ignore me damn you!*
Sorry.
*As I was saying. The General is walking down the sidewalk. He then notices the man from the bar, who happens to be in a wheelchair.*
YOU AGAIN!
*The man's eyes widen and he tries to escape, but the General catches up to him.*
Man: For God's sake what to you want?
Say I'm the best hardcore champ of all time!
Man: Okay okay you're the best hardcore champ of all time.*
I don't believe you.
*The General then pushes the man into oncoming traffic. Sounds of a car horn and screaming tires are heard.*
Don't worry folks, he ain't dead. He's just really badly hurt.
*The General continues his walk.*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 15, 2012 23:03:50 GMT -5
No one complained then because they didn't know how much clout I really had. And you have a jaundiced account of my ass being kicked around this arena.
How dare you bring up Jonathan Michaels. What ulterior motive could I have for helping him win the Tag Team titles and helping him win back Sarah? What about when we teamed up and created the Boiler Plaza?
Face it, Mackenzie, you're not the Head Detective - you are the Digital Dragon - a creature best suited to doing as intended. Like a wrench makes a terrible screwdriver. I would know because I used to work in the Parts Unknown boiler room. Non union of course. I rise through the ranks behind the scenes and now while you are WWCF TV Champion, I am the WWCF.
I do not have nerves to strike. I am your boss, now do your job.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Mar 16, 2012 0:39:17 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in a room with the animator machine*
Dupoe: Well, this is it, um whoever runs this...machine i'm here to be animated, to prepare for the PPV and whatnot *The severed head of Walt Disney in his giant mech a half eaten Cuban in his claw walks in to frame* Walt: AH your here please step on the convenient red X *Dupoe is clearly more then a little shaken*
Dupoe: GAH, what the hell are you? DAGON IS THIS YOUR DOING?
Walt: Oh your that elder god guy...Dupoe was it
Dupoe: Ye-yes
Walt: Next time you see That Pharaoh guy tell him he owes me $3.50
Dupoe:...So this red X here, right
*Dupoe steps on the X and the machine starts up*
Dupoe: This is going to hurt isn’t it?
Walt: That depend on the cartoon style the machine picks
*The machine shoots a red and yellow beam out that hits Dupoe his increases in size his limb become thin to the point where it should not be possible for Dupoe to stand let alone move but he manages any way as if it were nothing his eyes also become huge in proportion to the rest of his face the beam turns off after all the changes are done*
Walt: WOAH, you ok man?
Dupoe *spitting*: Why does my mouth taste like dark humor and fanboyism
Walt: No clue but here’s a mirror
*Dupoe looks at himself*
Dupoe: Huh I’ve always been an Invader Zim fan PERFECT!
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Post by hossfan on Mar 16, 2012 18:45:26 GMT -5
Uploaded to YouTube on March 17, 2012, at 2:35 AM, Parts Unknown Standard Time by RICHLENROX28:
*Shaky camera phone footage of a baggage carousel at what a sign identifies as the Parts Unknown International Airport. Standing waiting for their luggage is a small, bleary eyed throng of travelers, one of whom is a six foot cartoon chicken.*
Voice off camera: Dude, it's Foghorn Leghorn!
Another voice: Hey, Foghorn, you in town for the Pay Per View?
*The rooster looks over and grins broadly.*
Foghorn: Ah say you guessed it right in one, boy. Got a gig as special ring announcer fer the Heavyweight Championship.
*A tall man wearing a baseball hat, dark glasses, and a mustache approaches Foggy. He's holding a sign with a crudely drawn chicken on it.*
Foghorn: Sorry boys, love to stay and chew the fat, but it looks like my ride is here. Be sure to catch me in action Monday night. It's going Ah say it's going to be crazier than a mouse running amuck at a burlesque show!
*The greeter picks up several pieces of luggage and walks off, leaving the rooster to follow.*
Foghorn: Hm, quiet fella. Comes across about as sharp as a bowling ball. I hope he's a better driver than he is a raconteur. Lead on coachman!
Voice off camera: Hey, check it out.
*The shot zooms in on the retreating duo, moving downward specifically to the man's bare, muck encrusted feet.*
A third voice: Ew, gross!
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Post by General Adam on Mar 16, 2012 21:09:53 GMT -5
*The man from the bar is now in a hospital bed. An ekg machine is beeping slowly beside him.*
Doctor: How in God's name did he live getting hit by a car?
*The nurse shrugs.*
Doctor: Well anyway just check his vitals and all that.
*The doctor leaves the room, but then another doctor enters. The man in the bed looks down, and notices that he is wearing army boots. His ekg machine starts to beep faster.*
I can take it from here nurse.
*The nurse leaves.*
Now let's do something about that heart.
*The "doctor" reaches for the defibrillator paddles. He places one on his chest and the other one on his testicles.*
CLEAR!
*Electricity surges through the man.*
Not working. Gonna up the voltage.
*The "doctor" turns it up to 20,000 volts and places the paddles back on him.*
CLEAR!
*The lights in the room flicker.*
Still not working.
*Turns it up to 50,000 volts.*
Man: Oh for the love of God what do you want?
Say I'm the greatest hardcore champ of all time!
Man: Okay you're the greatest hardcore champ of all time!
Honest?
Man: Yes! For God's sake yes!
Well all right then.
*The "doctor" leaves.*
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Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 17, 2012 1:58:49 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun and Lou Thesz III sitting in a dark ally in the southside of Chicago.
Lou: Uh....Smokey. I don't think I'm very comfortable here. I'm afraid someone will jump at me out of that dumpster.[/color]
Smokey: Don't worry about a thing Louie. See, before I became such a star in the WWCF, I used to spend 7 years of my teenage life, right on this very block.[/color]
Lou: But Smokey, your making more money than most of the stars in the WWCF. You're on the verge of main event status. You are on the verge of being a TRUE superstar. There is no need for you to come here.[/color]
Smokey: See, for once Lou, you're wrong. Because unlike certain guys in professional wrestling, and certain stars in WWCF. I remember where I came from. I came from the scummiest parts of the Earth. I came from scummy parents. I used to live in these scummy dumpsters. And you know what? I'M ACTUALLY PROUD TO A LOW LIFE SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!! I've bloodied many a man on this street. Hell, I've bloodied up many a man in the city of Chicago. I've beaten up ALL of the toughest men here in the Windy City. Tougher men...then guys like Aaron Enigma and Evil M. See, I realize they are great wrestlers. I'm not going to put down their abilities. And despite what others may say....I'm not taking them lightly. I never take my opponents lightly. In a match that's as huge as this one, I can't afford to take anyone lightly.[/color]
Lou: I've overheard Smokey, that Aaron Enigma thinks that this match is gonna start the "Era of Enigma" and that we are gonna see an Aaron Enigma that we've never seen before. That he thinks that he's not the underdog in this match, but the Favorite. Have you ever heard of complete and utter GARBAGE in your life Smokey?[/color]
Smokey: I like the fact, that whenever Aaron Enigma opens his mouth.....he thinks that we take everything he says seriously. Like him puffing up his chest and trying to go on and on and on and on about how people don't take him seriously. YOU ARE A FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DUDE!!!!! YOU ARE A MAIN EVENTER!!!!!! NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT THE UNDERDOG NOW, YOU WERE NEVER THE UNDERDOG!!!!!! No one buys your bulls***!!!!! I DON'T BUY YOUR BULLS***!!!! Okay...okay I'll bite. Aaron, whatever you have planned for next week. I welcome it. In fact, I want you to show me everything that you got inside that tiny heart of yours. Because I know I'll be ready. But as I said before, I most the hungry man in pro wrestling. I don't just want that Interforum Championship....I NEED IT!!!! I CRAVE IT!!!!! THAT BELT MEANS MORE TO ME THAN YOUR LIFE AND THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AARON!!!!! I've gotten so close to winning that title I could just taste it. And next week....oh...next week Aaron. And this goes to you as well Evil M. I will NOT BE STOPPED!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 18, 2012 7:33:57 GMT -5
No one complained then because they didn't know how much clout I really had. And you have a jaundiced account of my ass being kicked around this arena.
How dare you bring up Jonathan Michaels. What ulterior motive could I have for helping him win the Tag Team titles and helping him win back Sarah? What about when we teamed up and created the Boiler Plaza?
Face it, Mackenzie, you're not the Head Detective - you are the Digital Dragon - a creature best suited to doing as intended. Like a wrench makes a terrible screwdriver. I would know because I used to work in the Parts Unknown boiler room. Non union of course. I rise through the ranks behind the scenes and now while you are WWCF TV Champion, I am the WWCF.
I do not have nerves to strike. I am your boss, now do your job.
I could buy this company 20 times over. Just saying.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Mar 18, 2012 20:11:00 GMT -5
*the newly cartooned Dupoe is walking down the sidewalk somewhere*
A voice: Duuuuuuuupooooooooooooooooe
Dupoe:Whos said that
Voice:TUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRN DOOOOOOWN THHE ALLLLLEY ALLLL WIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEILLED
*Dupoe does what the voice says there are 4 men in black robes standing there*
One of the men in robes: We are here to help you with Fourchon. He brought in a enforcer, Foghorn Leghorn. The 4 of us are more than equivalent to an idiotic chicken.
Dupoe: But why trust people Ive never seen before?
The same robed man: Because Trigon wills it
Dupoe:You speak the name of an elder god who are you?
Robed man: That will be revealed come the PPV just know that we are the Animated order of the Elder gods and Trigon has sent us to help you out.
Dupoe: Fair enough, come we must strategies
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 20, 2012 13:51:23 GMT -5
*In an unknown destination, Seth Drakin is on a swing set swinging back and forth with a wicked grin on his face.*
Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home. Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home.
*Seth gets off the swing and laughs*
I guess everyone thought that when I uncermoniously quit this company, that was the last you would ever hear from me. But I'll tell you a little secret.....
It actually was going to be the last you heard from me. When October was coming to a close, I was under alot of criticism from superstars and fans alike for my actions and I guess I actually thought that people would actually be respectful and wouldn't actually talk bad about me behind my back.
Oh how wrong was I? In fact while Tim Hoss and Jesse King tried to be civil, people were talking behind my back and still dragging my name through the mud. How do I know that? You remember those bugs I said would be all over the Parts Unknown Arena when I was in charge? Well, they did exist and your bosses didn't get rid of all of them. So I was able to hear all the mean things Viva, Ryan Blood, Jonathan Michaels, among others would say behind my back. I also learned that certain people who I thought were friends and heard these comments, didn't come to my defense.
To say that my psyche was a bit unhinged would be an understatement. In fact, I had to go to anger management classes because it was starting to affect my wife and friends, the people who were actually there for me. While going in and out of Anger Management classes, I met a person that called himself "The Dark Sin".
He and I.....well, we formed a bond. He listened to my problems, which is more than I can say for the teacher at the Anger Management classes who apparently had more important things on his mind.
"The Dark Sin" helped me realize that the people who upset me.....did not deserve to destroy my psyche. They were in the wrong, not I. And then he got an idea. An awful idea. "The Dark Sin" got a wonderful "awful idea.
He told me that if they want to make me out to be the villain, then be the villain. If they want to make me out to be evil, then become evil. Make them realize that what I was before.............was not evil and make them realize it when it is too late.
But how can I be evil when I have a code. Well, "The Dark Sin" said to throw that code away and as far as WWCF was concerned, EVERYONE had a target on their back. Not just those that made me mad.........but everyone. He even helped me with that rhyme you have been seeing for the last month.
And my victims, they were all to be random. So to the people who were victims, I will say this.........you were at the right place, at the right time....for me. You became victims of Frankenstein's Monster so I would recommend that while you go after me, you look into the people who are Dr. Frankenstein.
Now there are three other things you might want to know......
1) I wouldnt look at your boss, because he will look at his contracts and tell you that I am not on the roster. So while your "detective" and his new friend were searching for me, they were looking into my good ol' red herring. Shows you how good of a detective and tracker those two are.
2) I wouldn't try going to my home in Stafford, Virginia.....because I sold that place and my home is somewhere else.
3) If you want to know what my gain is to all of this........well, because of what has happened, I just want to watch WWCF BURN!!!!!!
So if I were you, I would start getting eyes in the back of your head because no one is safe.
So until then.........I say to you TOODALOO!!!!
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Mar 20, 2012 16:07:50 GMT -5
*Frank Castle is sitting alone in his apartment, nursing his injuries, when a knock comes at his door. He gets up and opens it. The older man is carrying a doctor's bag, and sits down at the table opposite Frank. Castle pours him a drink.*
Doctor: Jesus Frank, when you said you were busted up you weren't kidding were you?
Frank: You should see the other guy.
Doctor: I did, I watched the match on TV. He pounded you into the ground Frank. I thought he was going to kill you.
Frank: I get that a lot.
Doctor: You know, you really should be in the hospital. I thought this company of yours was supposed to have medical insurance?
Frank: I haven't got time to be in hospital.
Doctor: Frank, this isn't a scratch, you should rest, let the wounds heal - Christ, you might even have internal bleeding, and there's nothing I can do about that.
Frank: Spare me the concern George. Just fix me up.
Doctor: OK, let me have a look.
*Fifteen minutes later the doctor has finished his examination. He pours himself another drink, and one for Frank too.*
Doctor: OK, you want the bad news or the worse news?
Frank: I'm a big boy.
Doctor: Alright, you aren't going to be playing soccer for a while. That's the bad news. Here's the worse news. Your list of injuries includes:
First degree burns to your face and your back. Two broken metacarpals and a sprained wrist. Two cracked ribs. Severe lacerations and contusions to your face, chest and back.
And I could be wrong, but I can tell by the discolouration on your lower back that you might have something wrong with your kidneys, but you'd need to go to a hospital to be sure. Wish I hadn't poured you that drink either, you'll probably be peeing blood later now.
Frank: Thanks George, your bedside manner is much better now than it was in Baghdad.
Doctor: I'm being serious Frank, your not a kid anymore. You're getting older, you're getting broken down. The fact you're not taking any medication for these or any other injuries means sooner or later, your body will give up on you.
Frank: It's not given up so far.
Doctor: Well it will soon Frank. You have to bear that in mind. You can't keep going forever. What would Kate and the kids think?
Frank: Don't mention her name again. Ever.
Doctor: You gotta move on eventually Frank. You keep punishing yourself like this, you're gonna end up worse off than the guys you beat on.
*The Doctor gets up to leave*
Doctor: Look after yourself Frank. No one else is going to.
*The Doctor gets up and leaves. Castle looks at the drink in front of him and throws it across the room.*
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Mar 20, 2012 18:52:26 GMT -5
*Dupoe is seeing off the AAotEG*
Dupoe: Your survices were much needed, I thank you
Slade: Don't thank me thank Trigon, But there is a more pressing issue...A rule of the universe has been broken.
Dupoe: Does that mean what I think it means...
Slade: Yes with the rule being broken the seal is weakened, and when the seal breaks, The Grand Chaos will begin and all shall fall
hee hee hee, Hail Dagon
Slade: Trigon
Dib: Yog-Sothoth
Mojo Jo Jo: Nyarlathotep and the king in yellow
Cartman: Cheesy poofs
*Slade punches him*
Cartman: OW GOD-DAMMIT, Cthulhu, jeez take a damn joke
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