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Post by General Adam on Mar 20, 2012 20:17:09 GMT -5
*The General is watching a re-run of the PPV.*
That was one hell of a Pay per view man. That Punisher took a lot of....well....punishment.
*He takes a long drag from his cigar.*
I think it's time to come back.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Mar 20, 2012 22:19:40 GMT -5
One Night removed from TAPPV Brian Alexander is approached by Fred G. Neric in his study....Fred Seems a little put off by Alexander, and creeped out by the silent woman standing next to him feeding him Caviar and toast points.
[glow=Blue,2,300]Freddy My good man! Sit Sit! I assume you wish to inquire about why I fractured my dear brother's Radius and Ulna last night[/glow]
*Fred Begins to open his mouth but Alexander cuts him off*
[glow=Blue,2,300]Simply put dear Fredward, I've finally decided to listen to that little voice that tempts me. I may have lost the actual match.....but I'm the one that continues to compete. All I had to do was embrace the darkest part of my soul.......and embracing it feels good Fred. I don't hve to worry about what people think of me anymore, about hurting anyone else.....all I do is what makes me feel best and puts me at an advantage!
It's such a simple philosophy really......no worries, no regrets....no morals......a life of pure and absolute pleasure....lived richly and and at the expense of others.[/glow]
Fred: And this woman? The one feeding you.....is she part of this new "lifestyle"?
[glow=Blue,2,300]That's Rose,...wonderful creature isn't she? Utterly loyal and willing to obey my every command......She even does windows.[/glow]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 21, 2012 7:41:21 GMT -5
That sound you all hear is Square choking in his big come back match.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 21, 2012 23:19:04 GMT -5
*We are outside the Parts Unknown County Jail. Michael Gettenpill is there with Smokin Vokoun's manager and trainer, Lou Thesz III*
Michael Gettenpill: Hello WWCF Galaxy, right now I am outside the Parts Unknown County Jail. The very same jail that Smokin Vokoun was taken too, after his VICIOUS assault on the WWCF Interforum Champion, Aaron Enigma. Now apparently, the bail was so large, that ViVA and Lou Thesz III had put together a lot their own cash, into bailing out Smokin Vokoun. I'm here with Lou Thesz III right now. Lou, how much did you and ViVA had to pay, to bail Smokin Vokoun out of the slammer?[/b]
Lou: That is something that I'm going to disclose at this time. All I can say is that it was a hell of a lot. A lot more than it should have been, given under the circumstance. Because let me make this perfectly clear, despite what the critics and the pundits think, that attack was perfectly justified.[/b]
Michael: "Perfectly justified? How can you say such a thing. That was perhaps the most brutal attack in the history of the WWCF. It wasn't just an assault...it was, in my opinion, an attempted murder.[/b]
Lou: Well you have you're opinion, as worthless as it is!! But did you even watch that travesty of a match? Aaron Enigma DROP Smokey on his head, on the concrete floor. Smokey could have broken a neck, his skull open. He could have been paralyzed. Aaron Enigma deserved everything he got and a lot more.
Michael: Well, there have been rumors going around the grapevine, that the Boiler Room Brawler is gonna make a statement later this week about the situation. There are rumors that state that he is not only gonna suspend Smokin Vokoun from the WWCF, but he's gonna BAN Smokin Vokoun would the WWCF for what he did at The Animate PPV. You're man's career could be over, because of this wreckless act.[/color]
Lou: First of all, BRB doesn't scare me at all. He's only jealous that he's never beaten Smokin Vokoun in a match. We all know he's not wrestling right now, because he knows he's gonna get destroyed by the Ultimate Machine; Smokin Vokoun. Plus, I doubt he has the balls to pull move such a move. Smokin Vokoun is a top draw to the WWCF. It doesn't matter if the worthless WWCF Galaxy boos him out of the building every singe night, they all want to pay to see him kick ass and take names. In fact, Smokin Vokoun = Money. That's a fact, go look it up. He's certainly a bigger draw than Aaron Enigma. And now we don't have to see that blow hard ever again, hogging the spot light from my man. Vokoun should be Interforum Champion right now. But because of some uppity announcer, he has to spend a few nights in jail. Now tell me Michael...don't you think that injustice. To see Smokin Vokoun walk out of the arena, with HANDCUFFS!! Do you really think that's fair?[/color]
Michael: Personally, I think Vokoun should be looked up in a padded cell.[/b]
[color-blue]Lou: Well as I said before, your opinion is worthless.[/color]
Michael: Well fans, hopefully Boiler Room Brawler will make a decision on the "Vokoun Incident" Im Michael Gettenpill, have a good night!!![/color]
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 21, 2012 23:52:36 GMT -5
Watch your mouth, Thesz. Smokie might have beat me every time we clashed, but I can now win the war with one John Hancock.
His little beatdown was entertaining, but enough is enough with the nonsense in and around the ring.
On the next Niteraw, the Smokin' Vokoun will come out and apologize to me, BRB, and the WWCF Galaxy for his senseless ultraviolence or he will be suspended from my company without pay.
Next week, my company's name, "World WrestleCrap Federation," shall be no more. The end of an era has come, and it will be me, BRB, your Majority Shareholder, who will usher in the next.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 22, 2012 15:12:25 GMT -5
*Another WWCF.com Exclusive*
*The camera fades into focus to show Fred G. Neric walking with a mic in hand through the door of a familiar looking gym. Inside, folks for the most part ignore the camera, most focusing on their own workouts. Static cuts the feed, then the image returns to focus as the camera zooms in on someone working with a trainer. The person working out lifting and lowering two heavy looking ropes*
Fred G. Neric: Excuse...Connor, might we have a few moments?
*The man working out pauses, setting the ropes down as he uses a towel to wipe his face before wrapping it around the back of his neck. Turning, Connor looks like he's been working out hard but nods a greeting to Fred as he holds up the mic.*
CM: Sure thing Fred. Come to think of it, I think aside from Tim Hoss, this is one of the few times someone has actually interviewed me.
FGN: Well, given recent events I thought it might be a good idea to get some answers straight from the man himself. First off, congrats on your win at The Animated event this past Monday.
CM: Thanks...
FGN: Given the nature of the match and your pinning Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler, you have a choice to make. Now, most would have been expecting this on the next Niteraw but I thought I would tempt fate and ask you now. Have you decided on which title you are going to challenge for?
*Connor nods lightly, quirking a brow before grinning.*
CM: No tempting fate here, I've already decided and I figured I would give the WWCF Galaxy the message online instead of having to wait. You see, initially Fred I had pondered giving up my number one contendership. You see, being the WWCF Television Champion I made it quite clear what my intentions are. I want to prove to everyone, including myself, that I can challenge for the WWCF title by defending the TV title ten times to earn my spot to challenge like El Hombre Del Jazz did with the FAW title. But...the more I thought about it. The more I realized that I have something else I wanted to prove to myself. Something I wanted to prove to the WWCF Galaxy. Something I wanted to prove...to our esteemed Majority Shareholder and his cronies.
*Fred G. Neric eyes Connor questioningly as he continues to hold the mic up to Connor*
FGN: And what is that?
CM: That I mean what I say when it comes to making things better in the WWCF, that I am as determined as any man to have ever set foot into that ring, walk down that ramp and night in and night out perform in front of the multitudes of fans the WWCF has. So, rather then be content to defend the TV title, which I will continue to do, I will also be challenging a man who has besmirched that which was what my first true achievement. Fred, I am going to challenge Vincent Van Agony for the Freakin' Awesome Title.
FGN: You've heard it here first folks! Connor Mackenzie, "The Digital Dragon" has announced his intentions to challege Viva for the FAW title. Connor, should you win you will be one of only a handful of men to be a holder of two titles at once. I think I speak for everyone when I say that while it is not an easy task, we wish you luck in that.
*Connor nods thankfully, but holds up a hand to indicate that he's not done.*
CM: It took me a considerable amount of time to decide on this and I also had to factor in my good friend, "Brainbuster" Jason Allen. Without him, I wouldn't have been able to do this and given his determination and skill I'm happy knowing he's going to be competing for the Interforum title. He's earned a chance to show everyone what he is capable, just like I have.
But I do have one final thing to address. This coming Niteraw...I will be defending the WWCF Television Title against a man who is not a stranger to the Parts Unknown Arena. A man who seems to be one of many who want to plunge this great company into chaos and disorder and all in the name of revenge. I'm talking about Square...
*Connor looks into the camera directly*
CM: Square, your return to the WWCF has been marred in enough controversy to make Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell blush. You claim to want to see the WWCF burn? Well, we'll see just how much fire you have when you face The Digital Dragon, one on one, for the WWCF TV Title. You will look into my eyes and see the fire that burns in my eyes, my very soul which fuels my determination to see that this company is returned to it's honorable roots and if it means you being the next chapter in that story, then so be it. Come Niteraw, the page is going to be turned. Come Monday night, the tv title remains around my waist and I will be one step closer to my ultimate goal. And you...will be extinguished.
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Post by Square on Mar 22, 2012 17:54:35 GMT -5
*Square is shown red eyed with unkempt hair and facial hair* For the past 3 days I have not been able to close my eyes. Everytime I do I see that fat pile of shit with his arm raised victor after screwing me over for the 1-2-3. 72 hours awake because the anger pouring through my body doesn't let my mind rest. 4 years of waiting to hurt him and my victory, my vengeance is stolen from me with by a roll up? I will get my vengeance Whitey, I will get what is mine. I want a rematch Whitey.
But onto more confusing matters, I'm in a title match? For the television title? Maybe it's the lack of sleep talking but I didn't know that existed. Now Digital Dracula or whatever you call yourself you may think that your this heart and soul man who is fighting for his company, but just remember this company the one you love so much is the one that stabbed me in the back. WWCF is the one that cut my money, WWCF is the one that pressured me into becoming a businessman and WWCF is the one that threw me out on my ear to massage the ego of certain individuals. Honourable roots? Bollocks. This company made me this way and frankly I don't want your title, but I will be more than happy to kick seven bells out of you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 22, 2012 18:20:27 GMT -5
I guess the questions are plenty.
Will I or won't I show up? And if I do...........who in the WWCF signed roster will be getting hurt?
Because you can know this..........no one will really be able to save you. Aaron and Punisher tried to unveal me before it was time and they failed. MWC tried to call me out and he ended up being just another victim. "Teddy Roosevelt" tried to stop me from dumping him off a stage and he failed. Everyone who has tried to stop me...............has failed in grand fashion.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Mar 22, 2012 18:58:59 GMT -5
Another week, another TV title shot on the line in a tag match that I'm in so let me run down whos in it THIS week
Oh joy Whitey for the thousandth time, you know my thoughts on you, your greed, and your low level of intelligence.
El Hombre de Jazz, I have been studying you,you see you were trained by one of the few respectable people in this company, that being Bergman, but you have strayed from him, and that will be your undoing.
As for my partner Brian Alexander you have gained my respect for beating down the Traitorous Demento, however in the same breath you lost respect for not killing him. Do not get in my way and there wont be much issue however do something to piss me off and the consequence's will be dire
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 22, 2012 22:25:34 GMT -5
*Square is shown red eyed with unkempt hair and facial hair* For the past 3 days I have not been able to close my eyes. Everytime I do I see that fat pile of s*** with his arm raised victor after screwing me over for the 1-2-3. 72 hours awake because the anger pouring through my body doesn't let my mind rest. 4 years of waiting to hurt him and my victory, my vengeance is stolen from me with by a roll up? I will get my vengeance Whitey, I will get what is mine. I want a rematch Whitey.
But onto more confusing matters, I'm in a title match? For the television title? Maybe it's the lack of sleep talking but I didn't know that existed. Now Digital Dracula or whatever you call yourself you may think that your this heart and soul man who is fighting for his company, but just remember this company the one you love so much is the one that stabbed me in the back. WWCF is the one that cut my money, WWCF is the one that pressured me into becoming a businessman and WWCF is the one that threw me out on my ear to massage the ego of certain individuals. Honourable roots? Bollocks. This company made me this way and frankly I don't want your title, but I will be more than happy to kick seven bells out of you. What can I say? I'm a winner.
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Post by hossfan on Mar 23, 2012 18:49:31 GMT -5
A WWCF.com exclusive:
Jerry Fish: This is Jerry Fish with WWCF.com, and we're here speaking with Caleb Fourchon. Caleb, you requested this interview to make an announcement.
Caleb Fourchon (who's ribs are heavily taped): Yeah. Even dough Ah ain't fit to compete at Monday NiteRaw, Ah still issuin anudder "Caleb Fourchon Invitational Piss Test Challenge." Any WWCF wrassler want to show he clean as me kin prove it. Come out to de ring, drop trou, and fill up dis cup. *holds up specimen bottle*
Jerry: Sigh. You're still doing the challenge?
Caleb: Mais yeah! Somebuddy have to expose de cheaters and frauds in dat locker room. And dat somebuddy is me, de best pure wrassler in de WWCF. Caleb Fourchon.
Jerry: How do you respond to the critics who point out that WWCF already has a Wellness Program, the most thorough in the sport, and that your calling out the other wrestlers in this federation is nothing more than cheap grandstanding?
Caleb: Dere a word fer people who tink dat way: enabler.
Jerry: All right, how about this: what's your thought on those in the WWCF who feel you're being a churlish, petulant brat who is upset he got caught using honey badger placenta as a Performance Enhancing Drug? That you're trying to shift the blame from yourself to others, and your rants are accomplishing nothing more than making you look foolish?
Caleb: Dey enablers too.
Jerry: Caleb, I know I'm here as a journalist and it's my job to be objective, but I must comment that your actions in regards to what is in fact a serious issue belies on your part either calculated cynicism or stunning obtuseness.
*long pause*
Caleb: Tanks?
Jerry (clearly eager to change the subject): Caleb, Warner Brothers called. Foghorn Leghorn has not reported back to the studio. Since you were the last person to have seen him before the Animated PPV, and used his feathers for the chicken suit you wanted to force Jeremy Dupoe to wear after your match with him, you would be the best person to ask of his whereabouts.
Caleb: De yard bird? Ah et him.
Jerry: Wh-what?
Caleb: Yeah. Plucked him, made a roux, den smothered de meat. Where Ah come from you don't let no part of an animal go to waste. His bones bein boiled fer stock right now.
Jerry: My God!
Caleb: Grow up, Fish. Where you tink dem chicken fingers you always scarfin down come from?
Jerry (not listening): You killed and ate Foghorn Leghorn. We're so going to get sued. *wanders off*
Caleb (watching him go): Pfft. City slicker.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Mar 23, 2012 20:26:21 GMT -5
A WWCF.com exclusive:Jerry Fish: This is Jerry Fish with WWCF.com, and we're here speaking with Caleb Fourchon. Caleb, you requested this interview to make an announcement.Caleb Fourchon (who's ribs are heavily taped): Yeah. Even dough Ah ain't fit to compete at Monday NiteRaw, Ah still issuin anudder "Caleb Fourchon Invitational Piss Test Challenge." Any WWCF wrassler want to show he clean as me kin prove it. Come out to de ring, drop trou, and fill up dis cup. *holds up specimen bottle* Jerry: Sigh. You're still doing the challenge?Caleb: Mais yeah! Somebuddy have to expose de cheaters and frauds in dat locker room. And dat somebuddy is me, de best pure wrassler in de WWCF. Caleb Fourchon. Jerry: How do you respond to the critics who point out that WWCF already has a Wellness Program, the most thorough in the sport, and that your calling out the other wrestlers in this federation is nothing more than cheap grandstanding?Caleb: Dere a word fer people who tink dat way: enabler.Jerry: All right, how about this: what's your thought on those in the WWCF who think you're being a churlish, petulant brat who is upset he got caught using honey badger placenta as a Performance Enhancing Drug? That you're trying to shift the blame from yourself to others, and all your rants are accomplishing is making you look like a fool? Caleb: Dey enablers too.Jerry: Caleb, I know I'm here as a journalist and it's my job to be objective, but I must comment that your actions in regards to what is in fact a serious issue belies on your part either calculated cynicism or stunning obtuseness.*long pause* Caleb: Tanks?Jerry (clearly eager to change the subject): Caleb, Warner Brothers called. Foghorn Leghorn has not reported back to the studio. Since you were the last person to have seen him before the Animated PPV, and used his feathers for the chicken suit you wanted to force Jeremy Dupoe to wear after your match with him, you would seem to be the best person to ask of his whereabouts.Caleb: De yard bird? Ah et him.Jerry: Wh-what?Caleb: Yeah. Plucked him, made a roux, den smothered de meat. Where Ah come from you don't let no part of an animal go to waste. His bones bein boiled fer stock right now.Jerry: My God!What yer problem, Fish? Where you tink dem chicken fingers you always scarfin down come from?Jerry (not listening): You killed and ate Foghorn Leghorn. We're so going to get sued. *wanders off* Caleb (watching him go): Pfft. City slicker. [glow=Blue,2,300] First off Mawn-sewerr Fourchon......Congratulations on your illustrious return to our fair ring. Sencondmostforth I accept your urological escapade! I, Brian Alexader am free of any and all......*hrrrmmm* Lascivious substances and despite my beliefe in giving in to temptation and helping the devil do his handiwork....I do not partake myself. A simple snifter of port is all I require.....or two....actually make it a triple, it's been a long day dearest....
Actually Rose.....instead of port....have we any absinthe? I'll have a triple then.....and the pheasant as well.....actually...instead of pheasant, better make it capon..........drown it in a pleasant red though......possibly a cabernet......
What was I saying?
Oh yes....So Caleb.....This Devil has nothing to hide, Test my piss, my blood, any fluid you can wrench from me.....aside from being slightly alcoholic and possibly high in cholestrol I assure you I'm as clean as it comes.[/glow]
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 0:16:08 GMT -5
*We see fuzzy camera footage of Seth putting on a random mask. This one of the Phantom of the Opera*
It seems funny that ever since my revelation at that Animated PPV, that my name has ceased to be mentioned. I wonder why that is???
Is it because I humiliated the WWCF.....excuse me, old habits.....the FAWA roster is embarrassed that someone who they thought so little of as to talk behind my back every chance they get, humiliated them by making their best solvers weak to my game?
Or, is Boiler Room Brawler, the "esteemed" boss want to sweep me under the rug and try to never mention me at all because a failure in his regime can not be tolerated?
I guess they want me to to think that I should be grateful that a wrong has been righted and my name will never be dragged in the mud again. Well, unfortunately kiddies........that chance to make amends has come and gone; and just because you change your name does not mean my quest to destroy this company will end.
So I guess you could ask the same thing as last time: Will I or won't I be at NiteRaw? Well, there is only one thing about me that will remain consistant as long as I am on the outside and that is you will never know what I plan on doing. But let's be honest.........even I don't know that answer now.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 25, 2012 10:17:49 GMT -5
You're just some dude I've beat several times, Seth.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 11:53:11 GMT -5
You're just some dude I've beat several times, Seth. That will change once I get in the main roster, but for now...........I can be content with the fact that I alone flipped your car over with you and Cynnamon in it.
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Post by Square on Mar 25, 2012 12:17:19 GMT -5
Whitey, keep your attention on me you sack of shit. Don't get distracted by the puppet of stupidity keep your attention on the man who wants to end your career, the man who will systematically break every bone in your cheating, stealing body and gladly do it. You screwed me over once again, gloves are off. Keep that whore of a girlfriend you have at home for the next few weeks, for her own safety.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 12:24:14 GMT -5
Whitey, keep your attention on me you sack of s***. Don't get distracted by the puppet of stupidity keep your attention on the man who wants to end your career, the man who will systematically break every bone in your cheating, stealing body and gladly do it. You screwed me over once again, gloves are off. Keep that whore of a girlfriend you have at home for the next few weeks, for her own safety. I wouldnt do that if I were you Whitey, I might just decide to visit your house and try to play husband a little bit before cutting off her head and have her head put in a box and delivered to you.
Maybe if I'm lucky........I'll meet some of the other whores you have live in your house.
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Post by Square on Mar 25, 2012 12:28:04 GMT -5
Whitey, keep your attention on me you sack of s***. Don't get distracted by the puppet of stupidity keep your attention on the man who wants to end your career, the man who will systematically break every bone in your cheating, stealing body and gladly do it. You screwed me over once again, gloves are off. Keep that whore of a girlfriend you have at home for the next few weeks, for her own safety. I wouldnt do that if I were you Whitey, I might just decide to visit your house and try to play husband a little bit before cutting off her head and have her head put in a box and delivered to you.
Maybe if I'm lucky........I'll meet some of the other whores you have live in your house. You say these things Drakin like they are meant to impress, but just remember who the hell you are talking to. I am the man this company tried to destroy, you say these threats I act upon mine. When I say I will break every bone in Whitey's body I f***ing mean it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 12:43:41 GMT -5
I wouldnt do that if I were you Whitey, I might just decide to visit your house and try to play husband a little bit before cutting off her head and have her head put in a box and delivered to you.
Maybe if I'm lucky........I'll meet some of the other whores you have live in your house. You say these things Drakin like they are meant to impress, but just remember who the hell you are talking to. I am the man this company tried to destroy, you say these threats I act upon mine. When I say I will break every bone in Whitey's body I f***ing mean it. I think it's better to say what you might do and when you do it, see the horror on their face when despite having been given away what I might do, they can't do anything about it.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 25, 2012 13:18:44 GMT -5
Whitey, keep your attention on me you sack of s***. Don't get distracted by the puppet of stupidity keep your attention on the man who wants to end your career, the man who will systematically break every bone in your cheating, stealing body and gladly do it. You screwed me over once again, gloves are off. Keep that whore of a girlfriend you have at home for the next few weeks, for her own safety. I wouldnt do that if I were you Whitey, I might just decide to visit your house and try to play husband a little bit before cutting off her head and have her head put in a box and delivered to you.
Maybe if I'm lucky........I'll meet some of the other whores you have live in your house.OOC: Dude, really? It's wrestling, no need for that level of violence .
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