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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 25, 2012 13:19:28 GMT -5
Whitey, keep your attention on me you sack of s***. Don't get distracted by the puppet of stupidity keep your attention on the man who wants to end your career, the man who will systematically break every bone in your cheating, stealing body and gladly do it. You screwed me over once again, gloves are off. Keep that whore of a girlfriend you have at home for the next few weeks, for her own safety. If you keep coming out second best to me, maybe the problem is not on my end. Just sayin'.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 15:08:19 GMT -5
I wouldnt do that if I were you Whitey, I might just decide to visit your house and try to play husband a little bit before cutting off her head and have her head put in a box and delivered to you.
Maybe if I'm lucky........I'll meet some of the other whores you have live in your house. OOC: Dude, really? It's wrestling, no need for that level of violence . OOC: Dude............Seth is psychotic, I dont think he will really do something like that.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Mar 25, 2012 16:09:58 GMT -5
OOC: Dude, really? It's wrestling, no need for that level of violence . OOC: Dude............Seth is psychotic, I dont think he will really do something like that. OOC: After the WHC and IF matches at the last show, it seems like pretty much anything short of crippling, amputating, or murdering is fair game. (Which is not to say that you can't still attempt to do all three of those things and keep your job.)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 16:14:48 GMT -5
Or maybe........I show up and me & Cynnamon can play a simple game where her hands are bound and she gets a 30 second head start to hide where she pleases. If I find her, well..............we will be doing a little "Singin In The Rain"
It will be such fun.
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Post by General Adam on Mar 25, 2012 19:56:23 GMT -5
Or maybe........I show up and me & Cynnamon can play a simple game where her hands are bound and she gets a 30 second head start to hide where she pleases. If I find her, well..............we will be doing a little "Singin In The Rain"
It will be such fun. I didn't know that you could tap dance Drakin.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 21:07:09 GMT -5
Or maybe........I show up and me & Cynnamon can play a simple game where her hands are bound and she gets a 30 second head start to hide where she pleases. If I find her, well..............we will be doing a little "Singin In The Rain"
It will be such fun. I didn't know that you could tap dance Drakin. I can do lots of things if I put my mind to it.........which is probably why the FAWA Galaxy shouldn't have turned me insane.
But watch A Clockwork Orange to truly understand what I mean with "Singin In The Rain".
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Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 25, 2012 22:52:46 GMT -5
OOC: Dude............Seth is psychotic, I dont think he will really do something like that. OOC: After the WHC and IF matches at the last show, it seems like pretty much anything short of crippling, amputating, or murdering is fair game. (Which is not to say that you can't still attempt to do all three of those things and keep your job.) OOC: For what it' worth, Smokin Vokoun WAS arrested for going over board.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Mar 25, 2012 23:18:27 GMT -5
Or maybe........I show up and me & Cynnamon can play a simple game where her hands are bound and she gets a 30 second head start to hide where she pleases. If I find her, well..............we will be doing a little "Singin In The Rain"
It will be such fun. [glow=Blue,2,300]You know what Mr. Drakin.....I never thought I'd say this....
But I like your style. You embody everything in my philosophy, if you want to do it....you do! There's no conscience.....no remorse.....truly a Nietszcheian Ubermensch. Unconstrainedfrom such bourgioesie concepts as "Right" and "Wrong" doing only what gives you the Most pleasure![/glow]
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 23:25:11 GMT -5
Or maybe........I show up and me & Cynnamon can play a simple game where her hands are bound and she gets a 30 second head start to hide where she pleases. If I find her, well..............we will be doing a little "Singin In The Rain"
It will be such fun. [glow=Blue,2,300]You know what Mr. Drakin.....I never thought I'd say this....
But I like your style. You embody everything in my philosophy, if you want to do it....you do! There's no conscience.....no remorse.....truly a Nietszcheian Ubermensch. Unconstrainedfrom such bourgioesie concepts as "Right" and "Wrong" doing only what gives you the Most pleasure![/glow] Right, Wrong......doesn't matter. I'm the one who will win anyways.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 25, 2012 23:36:16 GMT -5
Except at the last Gookermania, when I pinned you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 25, 2012 23:40:34 GMT -5
Except at the last Gookermania, when I pinned you. In the end, I will still win. You have only won the battle, not the war.
The only way you can win the war is to kill me, and even then.....my spirit might travel on and have a new host.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 26, 2012 20:10:31 GMT -5
*The camera fades out from black to show trees. The camera then zooms out and turns 180 degrees to reveal a hospital. The camera charges through the doors of the hospital in fast forward, takes the stairs three flights, walks down a corridor, and makes the second right into a hospital room. In the bed lays Vincent Van Agony. The camera fades back out to black.*
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 27, 2012 11:24:45 GMT -5
*The camera fades out from black to show trees. The camera then zooms out and turns 180 degrees to reveal a hospital. The camera charges through the doors of the hospital in fast forward, takes the stairs three flights, walks down a corridor, and makes the second right into a hospital room. In the bed lays Vincent Van Agony. The camera fades back out to black.* OOC: Just for clarity, I'm guessing this takes place after Niteraw?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 27, 2012 13:14:39 GMT -5
*The camera fades out from black to show trees. The camera then zooms out and turns 180 degrees to reveal a hospital. The camera charges through the doors of the hospital in fast forward, takes the stairs three flights, walks down a corridor, and makes the second right into a hospital room. In the bed lays Vincent Van Agony. The camera fades back out to black.* OOC: Just for clarity, I'm guessing this takes place after Niteraw? OOC: Aye. *Camera fades into picture, showing Viva, slowly coming to in his hospital bed, talking to both a Doctor and a Detective.* *coughs* I'm f***ing fine.
I heard you the first time. Yeah, I've got a little internal bleeding, but I told you, I'm fine. I'm a big boy. I can f***ing handle it.
No, I don't know who did this to me. I have a lot of enemies. I'll have my secretary forward you a list of the people who would have motive to do this.
Doc, can I go? I've been through worse, I don't like hospitals, I miss my wife, and I have a title to defend.
f***. YOU AREN'T LISTENING.
When can I f***ing leave, then?
Give me the god damn phone.*camera fades back out to black.*
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 27, 2012 13:52:05 GMT -5
*The picture is jostled as we see a camera crew from a local news agency walking towards a gym. As a man dressed in a hoodie and track pants exits a commotion is heard as it would appear that more then one tv crew are on the scene and cut off the man before he can make it to the parking lot. Frantic reporters clamor for the man's attention as he pauses and tries to get himself some room so he's not crowded and removes his hood to show that it is Connor Mackenzie.*
CM: One at a time! One at a time! You miss...?
Reporter#1: Connor Mackenzie! April O'Neill with Channel 6 News, have you been made aware that your fellow performer, one Vincent Van Agony is now in hospital?
*Connor blinks as he looks around, multiple cameras with high powered lights as well as mics and tape recorders are in front of him as he shakes his head lightly, a look of confusion on his face.*
CM: I...what? No, I had no idea.
*More reporters clamor to get his attention, a man reaching an arm out to hold a microphone close.*
Reporter#2: Mr. Mackenzie, Jay Onrait, TSN. So as of yet you haven't been contacted in regards to this by FAWA?
CM: No, like I said I had no idea. I just came out of the gym..
*Another small asian reporter butts in next to the man.*
Reporter#3: Mr. Mackenzie, Tricia Takanawa, what do you have to say to the skeptics who say that being the the self-chosen number one contender for Mr. Van Agony's Freakin' Awesome title you may have had an involvement in his current condition?
CM: Wait? You think I...? Alright, who put you up to this? Was it BRB?! Let me just set the record straight. I have not, nor would I ever, intentionally hurt a fellow wrestler in whatever fashion that Viva is in nor would I do so to try and get ahead. As a member of the FAWA I always have the intention of competing in the ring honourably and would never stoop to tactics that would put an adversary and fellow competitor in a position to lose his livlihood. That you can quote me on...
*With that Connor moves to get through the crowd, making his way to his car and getting in before being careful to avoid reporters as he exits the parking lot and out of camera view.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 27, 2012 14:33:21 GMT -5
*We got to Seth Drakin singing while blood is on his forehead.*
I'm Singin In Red Rain Just Singin In Red Rain What A Glorious Feelin'.....
*Seth notices the camera is on.*
Oh, this........oh dont worry about the blood, it's not mine. Matter of fact, I don't know who it is. Maybe Viva's since I hear he is in the hospital, maybe it isn't.........all I know is it was someone else's blood.
Speaking of which Viva, I noticed that despite being in the hospital, your lovely wife Lisa Garcia.....or is it Lisa Von Agony now, I can never tell with this progressive moment these days on whether the wife takes the husband's last name or keeps her maiden name..........
Back on topic.....I noticed your wife was not there to take care of her husband. I wonder why that is? Did you two seperate or....
*Seth gasps*
Get a divorce? You know what Viva, I gots to know so while you rest up in that hospital bed, I'll go over and ask Lisa "What the hell is up". Just because you and me Vinnie are such good friends.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 27, 2012 14:35:21 GMT -5
*It is night.
The inside of a house is quiet and dark.
Then the door opens, and a figure with a sword stands in the doorway before entering and closing the door.
The figure walks down the hallway, makes a few turns, then comes to a semi-closed door and pushes it open.
In a bedroom, a thin shadow is cast by the figure in the doorway, who walks to a half-open closet.
A pale woman is sitting on the floor, leaning on the doorframe. The figure sets the sword down and sits beside her.*
I'm sorry. I should never have left you like this.
*The woman doesn't reply.*
I was so afraid you'd hate me for what I did. That's why I ran away. I was so ashamed that I failed you.
*Still no reply.*
I understand if you want me to leave and never come back, or if you don't forgive me. My heart would break again, but I'd understand.
*Richlen is crying now, still embarrassed over his failure.*
It-it's just....
I-I love you, Shaelin.
*Still no reply.
Richlen turns away to leave when he feels a hand on his arm.*
Please don't leave me alone again. I'm afraid of being alone....
I won't. I promise.
*Richlen holds Shaelin close and keeps crying.*
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Mar 27, 2012 15:22:50 GMT -5
You want some words to spew from my mouth to describe the last match I had I guess? Well f*** you. All I care about in this world is getting the vengeance I so crave. I need that vengeance I NEED IT. Now Whitey, you gave me no answer. So next week, I'm going to force your hand. You wished it upon yourself Whitey. This is all your fault. ALL YOUR FAULT
*Square pushes the camera away*
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Post by hossfan on Mar 27, 2012 16:28:04 GMT -5
A FAWA.com Exclusive
*Backstage at the Parts Unknown Arena Following Monday NiteRaw*
*Caleb Fourchon is seen stalking his way through the roster's main locker room. Still clad in his urine marked ring gear, Caleb ignores the questions from reporters and continues his way towards the back. Over his shoulder is a towel, and a long handled scrub brush is held tightly in one hand. He passes a pair of jobbers.*
Artie! The Strongest Man.... in the World!: You finally heading to the showers, Fourchon? Need directions?
Rob "Da Bomb" Wright: Ha! Ha! Ha!
*Fourchon dully stare at Artie. Then blasts him in the gut with a hard kick.*
Artie: Ooof!
*The Cajun Crippler grabs Wright by the hair and rams his head repeatedly against his locker door before caving it in (the door, not Wright's head)*
"Da Bomb": Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
*Artie leaps onto Fourchon's back and tries to subdue him with a sleeper hold. The reporters and their cameramen rush over to get a closer look at the melee. Caleb spins around several times then flings himself backwards into the row of lockers, forcing his attacker off. He then wraps his towel around Rob Wright's neck and uses it to Biel him into the throng of onlookers, knocking one of them down. Picking up the brush, he advances towards Artie menacingly.*
Artie: Caleb, come on! I was just- Bbbbbbrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!
*Fourchon puts the smaller man in a chinlock and uses the hard bristles of the brush to scrub his face to a red meaty pulp. A trio of other wrestlers (let's say Paul Rigsby, Barry Toldeo, and Mayor Great Botchsuke) rush in and pull Caleb off Artie, who collapses in a heap.*
Caleb Fourchon: Dat FEEL like Ah need directshuns, peeshwank?!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 27, 2012 16:42:19 GMT -5
You want some words to spew from my mouth to describe the last match I had I guess? Well f*** you. All I care about in this world is getting the vengeance I so crave. I need that vengeance I NEED IT. Now Whitey, you gave me no answer. So next week, I'm going to force your hand. You wished it upon yourself Whitey. This is all your fault. ALL YOUR FAULT*Square pushes the camera away* Calm down, son, all that stress is bad for you. I mean, I dunno how the Wrestling Messiah would handle that losing streak you have been on your whole career, but you need to relax.
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