Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 31, 2011 22:25:22 GMT -5
Well, maybe if you had stopped running away from facing me, I would've been setting my sights on becoming the first-ever repeat Champion Of Honor rather than trying to survive the King Of Wrestlecrap tournament. Of course, I win the tournament, maybe you'll stop running then. Maybe. Running, man? RUNNING? You can't even secure the number one contendership, pal. I've given you chance after chance. I WANT TO HUMILIATE YOU. You can't even beat the scrubs that I make quick work of. I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you because you were too far away when you were trying to talk. And you seemed to be moving further away as you were talking.
All you've done lately has been hit-and-run attacks and yet you refuse to actually face me. Honestly, I think you're afraid of me, Viva.
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Post by Viva on Dec 31, 2011 23:23:11 GMT -5
Running, man? RUNNING? You can't even secure the number one contendership, pal. I've given you chance after chance. I WANT TO HUMILIATE YOU. You can't even beat the scrubs that I make quick work of. I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you because you were too far away when you were trying to talk. And you seemed to be moving further away as you were talking.
All you've done lately has been hit-and-run attacks and yet you refuse to actually face me. Honestly, I think you're afraid of me, Viva. Alright then. Since I book matches, how about this? You pull double duty next week. I'll let you fight your fairy bullshit tournament match, right? Without any pressure. But then, then you're going to fight an opponent of my choosing for a chance at my belt. If you lose? You have to wait, pal. You've got to wait until someone else gets a chance...again.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 1, 2012 0:17:21 GMT -5
I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you because you were too far away when you were trying to talk. And you seemed to be moving further away as you were talking.
All you've done lately has been hit-and-run attacks and yet you refuse to actually face me. Honestly, I think you're afraid of me, Viva. Alright then. Since I book matches, how about this? You pull double duty next week. I'll let you fight your fairy bulls*** tournament match, right? Without any pressure. But then, then you're going to fight an opponent of my choosing for a chance at my belt. If you lose? You have to wait, pal. You've got to wait until someone else gets a chance...again. That's not good enough. You're still trying to make excuses to not face me. You know that I can beat anyone that you set against me unless you or one of your gang interferes.
Meaning that if you want me to have that other match, you're making it a steel cage match so I can ensure that I don't have to worry about getting cheated again. Hell, you can stipulate that I can't escape the cage to win if you want, because unlike you, I don't run. But once I win the match, you might want to avoid looking at calendars, because every day is a day that I come closer to being a dual champion when I win the Championship Of Honor AND the WWCF Championship.
And every day is a day when your luck comes closer to running out.
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Post by Viva on Jan 1, 2012 2:34:47 GMT -5
Alright then. Since I book matches, how about this? You pull double duty next week. I'll let you fight your fairy bulls*** tournament match, right? Without any pressure. But then, then you're going to fight an opponent of my choosing for a chance at my belt. If you lose? You have to wait, pal. You've got to wait until someone else gets a chance...again. That's not good enough. You're still trying to make excuses to not face me. You know that I can beat anyone that you set against me unless you or one of your gang interferes.
Meaning that if you want me to have that other match, you're making it a steel cage match so I can ensure that I don't have to worry about getting cheated again. Hell, you can stipulate that I can't escape the cage to win if you want, because unlike you, I don't run. But once I win the match, you might want to avoid looking at calendars, because every day is a day that I come closer to being a dual champion when I win the Championship Of Honor AND the WWCF Championship.
And every day is a day when your luck comes closer to running out. Come on, man. That's a load of shit and you know it. You lost your last opportunity for a shot at my title. For you to say you can beat anyone I put up against you, well, frankly, it's false. On all counts. I want you to earn your shot. I don't want to hear people bitching about how I just let you get a shot for free. You, of all people, should understand that.
This is a belt of honor. And you will challenge for it as such, with honor. Now, you can continue to pester me, or you can rise up and handle your shit like a champion.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 1, 2012 13:20:04 GMT -5
That's not good enough. You're still trying to make excuses to not face me. You know that I can beat anyone that you set against me unless you or one of your gang interferes.
Meaning that if you want me to have that other match, you're making it a steel cage match so I can ensure that I don't have to worry about getting cheated again. Hell, you can stipulate that I can't escape the cage to win if you want, because unlike you, I don't run. But once I win the match, you might want to avoid looking at calendars, because every day is a day that I come closer to being a dual champion when I win the Championship Of Honor AND the WWCF Championship.
And every day is a day when your luck comes closer to running out. Come on, man. That's a load of s*** and you know it. You lost your last opportunity for a shot at my title. For you to say you can beat anyone I put up against you, well, frankly, it's false. On all counts. I want you to earn your shot. I don't want to hear people bitching about how I just let you get a shot for free. You, of all people, should understand that.
This is a belt of honor. And you will challenge for it as such, with honor. Now, you can continue to pester me, or you can rise up and handle your s*** like a champion. I lost that shot because you interfered because you knew that I was going to take the title from you. I had that shot earned, Viva, and you blindsided me and ran as usual.
And since when did you suddenly decide that you're going to leave the Championship Of Honor as the Championship Of Honor? I thought you were going to make it all about dishonor. And if that remains the case, I'm insisting that it be a steel cage match because I refuse to let you screw me out of another shot. Otherwise, I'm winning the WWCF Championship and making you face me on my terms.
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Post by Viva on Jan 1, 2012 17:24:03 GMT -5
Come on, man. That's a load of s*** and you know it. You lost your last opportunity for a shot at my title. For you to say you can beat anyone I put up against you, well, frankly, it's false. On all counts. I want you to earn your shot. I don't want to hear people bitching about how I just let you get a shot for free. You, of all people, should understand that.
This is a belt of honor. And you will challenge for it as such, with honor. Now, you can continue to pester me, or you can rise up and handle your s*** like a champion. I lost that shot because you interfered because you knew that I was going to take the title from you. I had that shot earned, Viva, and you blindsided me and ran as usual.
And since when did you suddenly decide that you're going to leave the Championship Of Honor as the Championship Of Honor? I thought you were going to make it all about dishonor. And if that remains the case, I'm insisting that it be a steel cage match because I refuse to let you screw me out of another shot. Otherwise, I'm winning the WWCF Championship and making you face me on my terms. As much as I'd love to rob you of that WWCF Championship, Gussy, I think we both know you're reaching on that one.
And really? You make a great point. It is all about dishonor. I've already got a back up plan in my briefcase. What do I have to lose? I'm going to keep Seth Drakin's old farty bullshit rules, but you know what? I'm going to be the best at bending them. I'm going to frustrate you to no end, pal. Good luck on Monday.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 1, 2012 20:56:44 GMT -5
In one fell swoop I shall seize the WWCF TV Title and the Crown of the WWCF! Yes, long have powers backstage held me down with all their might, but no longer. I should have been champion already, but their slave interferred, but he has been delt with, and only the whelp Allen remains.
Then, next week, I take down 7 others in my bid for Emperor. With a title and a crown, this achievement, thought impossible for most, will only be the herald for the greatest of years this crap bucket has ever seen, as I soon will be leading it as it's head!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 1, 2012 20:56:59 GMT -5
I lost that shot because you interfered because you knew that I was going to take the title from you. I had that shot earned, Viva, and you blindsided me and ran as usual.
And since when did you suddenly decide that you're going to leave the Championship Of Honor as the Championship Of Honor? I thought you were going to make it all about dishonor. And if that remains the case, I'm insisting that it be a steel cage match because I refuse to let you screw me out of another shot. Otherwise, I'm winning the WWCF Championship and making you face me on my terms. As much as I'd love to rob you of that WWCF Championship, Gussy, I think we both know you're reaching on that one.
And really? You make a great point. It is all about dishonor. I've already got a back up plan in my briefcase. What do I have to lose? I'm going to keep Seth Drakin's old farty bulls*** rules, but you know what? I'm going to be the best at bending them. I'm going to frustrate you to no end, pal. Good luck on Monday. You won't have to worry about your briefcase, because once I win this #1-Contender's-Match-That-Is-An-Excuse-For-You-To-Keep-Avoiding-Actually-Facing-Me and I defeat you for the Championship Of Honor, which would be fitting that I do so because I at least brought honor to that championship and you by your own admission have not, you'll be in no position to instantly cash in.
And if you even TRY to interfere in either of my matches, you're going to learn the hard way that nobody blindsides me and goes unscathed. Because I have every intention of being a dual champion, and there's not a damn thing that you can do to stop me.
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Post by Viva on Jan 1, 2012 21:57:27 GMT -5
As much as I'd love to rob you of that WWCF Championship, Gussy, I think we both know you're reaching on that one.
And really? You make a great point. It is all about dishonor. I've already got a back up plan in my briefcase. What do I have to lose? I'm going to keep Seth Drakin's old farty bulls*** rules, but you know what? I'm going to be the best at bending them. I'm going to frustrate you to no end, pal. Good luck on Monday. You won't have to worry about your briefcase, because once I win this #1-Contender's-Match-That-Is-An-Excuse-For-You-To-Keep-Avoiding-Actually-Facing-Me and I defeat you for the Championship Of Honor, which would be fitting that I do so because I at least brought honor to that championship and you by your own admission have not, you'll be in no position to instantly cash in.
And if you even TRY to interfere in either of my matches, you're going to learn the hard way that nobody blindsides me and goes unscathed. Because I have every intention of being a dual champion, and there's not a damn thing that you can do to stop me. Man, oh man. If you only knew. Again, bro. Good luck on Monday.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jan 2, 2012 9:39:17 GMT -5
I'm still the best of all time.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jan 2, 2012 14:23:35 GMT -5
Tonight we got to work together guys whyThis Sammy Twister guy sounds tough Dupoes laughing at that Really, how come? because the guys terrible stupid too, also CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS AN EXORSIST ANYONE WHO DEALS IN POSSESSION IM WILLING TO- AND THATS ENOUGH OF THAT, CMON LETS GO
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 5, 2012 22:20:46 GMT -5
*Richlen is seen at a Taco Bell, waiting for his order to be handled. He's on his phone talking to what could only be Shaelin.* Yeah, I'm just waiting on the stuff and I'll be right there.
I know, but it's been real busy since I got here.
Haha, I doubt that.*There is a sudden blast of static, then static-filled, very distorted images of thunderstorms are seen, as well as a great herd of elephants charging in Africa, then more static, then:* [glow=red,2,300]IT
COMES[/glow] *The static fades back to show Richlen still at Taco Bell, although he's walking out.* So you're saying Teddy Roosevelt knocked Amigo out?
KoWC preview?
Well, who am I facing before my steel cage match?*What gets said next nearly causes him to drop everything.* RYAN BLOOD AGAIN?!?!?!
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jan 6, 2012 0:11:50 GMT -5
WWCF.com exclusive
*Disturbance is returning from his match still arguing with himself*
BECAUSE WE POSSESSED THIS BODY TO GET OUT OF A PRISON LIKE SITUATION
A random security guard: oh hey Dupoe
*after a short ackward silence Disturbance knocks the guard out with a single punch*
WHAT THE F*** PSYCHO MAKING OUR LIFE EASY YOU JUST PUNCHED A CO- RENT-A-COP WHATEVER ITS STILL BAD NEWS OH GOD WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE YOU SOMEHOW CAUSE AN INTERNATIONAL INSEDENT
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jan 6, 2012 2:56:18 GMT -5
We seem Smokin Vokoun sitting down and staring into the camera with calm....yet sinister eyes. Lou Thesz III has a mic.
I think it's starting to become clear right now. This man, Smokin Vokoun is on his way to becoming the greatest wrestling machine in the WWCF. ViVA and ViVA INC knows it. All the wrestlers in the back now it. Even those worthless disrespectful fans know it. But more importantly, Smokey knows it. I mean, he just eliminated Ryan "Jazzman" Bergman from the most prestigious wrestling tournament in the world, and move on. By the way, he's beaten Jazzman not once, not twice...BUT THREE TIMES!!!! HE'S PINNED HIM ONE TWO THREE!!! Vokoun is flat out better than he his. And Connor Mackenzie....The Canadian Dragon? In two weeks, he's gonna prove that he's better than you. In away, I feel sorry for you. Because you had such a bright shining career here. And in two weeks, this man is gonna destroy you, in every which way. So Connor, what would you rather have Smokin Vokoun do? Tear your limbs off....or make you bleed to death? Because that's the only two choices you got. And Aaron Enigma? Well.....I'll have Smokey talk to you personally.[/color]
I couldn't have said any of that better myself Lou. And you all know that EVERY SINGLE WORD OF WHAT HE SAID WAS THE GOSPEL TRUTH!!!!! And I prove it everytime I'm in that squared circle. And Bergy, I respect ya, your a great wrestler and champion....BUT I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!! AND I'M BETTER THAN CONNER MACKENZIE.....and I'm better than "our" Interforum Champion...Aaron Enigma. Sherlock....I hope you watched that match. Because you will know that I'm getting stronger everyday. I'm getting better everyday.....AND I'M GETTING FOCUSED EVERYDAY!!!!! And with my little buddy, at my side...I will be even more focused. Because, I'll admit it, I'm a hot head. No therapy or drugs can change that. All I require....is knowledge. And people like ViVA....and the greatest trainer of all time, Lou Thesz III...give me that knowledge...AND I CRAVE IT MORE AND MORE EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!! I LIVE FOR IT!!!! And just as LT 3 said....I have so many ways....to inflict....pain. In two weeks....I'm going up against Conner Mackenzie. See....I hope your watching this right now...and I want you to look into my eyes, because I'm dead f***ing serious about this. I am going to rip your arms out of your sockets. I'm going to break your leg in a thousand places. I'm going to break your god damn neck from own headlocks. And if you happen to piss me off....during that match....I'LL MAKE YOU BLEED TO DEATH!!!!!![/color]
Smokey....remember what we've talked about?[/color]
.....I'll admit, it's been hard to get the "Hardcore" out of me. But I've been told that I should use that anger in my mat wrestling. So not only am I a technical wrestler...I'M A RUTHLESS ONE!!!!! AND IN TWO WEEKS CONNER.......your ass is mine. And I'm gonna win The King of Wrestlecrap. In fact...2012 is gonna be a monster year for Smokin Vokoun. I'm gonna win the KOW...I'm gonna beat Aaron Enigma for that Interforum Championship...IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SOONER...RATHER THAN LATER....And then....oh yes...and then....I WILL BECOME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!![/color]
Do we dare to make those statements?[/color]
I NOT ONLY DARE TO DREAM IT....I GUARANTEE IT!!!!!! AND THERE IS NOTHING ANY OF YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!![/color]
Welp....looks like it's time for another relaxation session.[/color]
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jan 6, 2012 10:59:25 GMT -5
*Jason is walking backstage, a smile on his face. He cracks his neck, looking around at the crew and other wrestlers. Steve Rollins is getting checked out by a trainer, probably after another sparring beatdown, and he speaks up.*
Good job on that 'win' there, Jason...nice to see Amigo's not the only one handing you matches...
*Allen walks over to him, cocking an eyebrow.*
What do you mean? Amigo passed out in the Sharpshooter. Unless...oh, HELL...
*He turns around and darts for the production truck, flinging the door open.*
I need you to play me back the tape of the TV Title match, NOW!
*One of the production assistants obliges, confused. He watches, worried, and when he sees the Wind-Up Monkey, Allen's head hangs, because he knows what's coming. His suspicions are confirmed when the General delivers a huge Monkey's Paw to Amigo. Allen shakes his head in disgust, turning around and leaving the truck. He looks at the Television Title on his shoulder, an expression of shame etched on his face.*
Three times. Three times I've had someone interfere when this title was on the line. And three times they've helped me be victorious. Rules be damned, competition be damned, they wanted to further their own petty feuds. Well, to paraphrase Walter Sobchak, am I the only one around here who gives a crap about the damn rules? All I'm asking for this year, a belated Christmas present, a New Year's miracle, is one title defense without someone running in and using it to further their own damn agenda. Is that too much to ask for, people? Am I being unreasonable here?
*He sighs, sitting down on a crate and taking the TV Title off his shoulder. He holds it in both hands, smirking hollowly.*
And this week, I...I really don't know. On the one hand, I know Bergman's a man of honor. A man of his word. He's not the sort that relies on cheap interference to get ahead in life. On the other, we have another one of the certifiable nutjobs that WWCF seems to attract like moths to a flame. Demento, Mulligan, whatever the hell you're calling yourself this week...for once, I want you to come to your senses. If you want my title? MY belt? You had better work for it. Meaning no outside assistance, no weapons...just get in that ring and wrestle your ass off. I swear by all that is holy, if I see so much as a HINT of either of you calling in backup—because even though I know you, Bergman, I can't be sure of anything now—I will make your lives hell. Do we have an understanding? Good. See you on Monday.
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Post by General Adam on Jan 6, 2012 16:31:58 GMT -5
*The General and the wind up monkey are walking down the hallway. The two men in suits appearer out of nowhere.*
Oh shit WWCF creative!
Man Number 1: Get him.
*The General and the wind up monkey start to run*
Man Number 2: We're not done with the Teddy Roosevelt gimmick!
*The second man grabs the wind up monkey and throws him in a suitcase. The first man shots a dart at the General. The General starts to hold is head in pain. Suddenly he stands up right.*
BULLY!
Man Number 1: That's better.
*Both men than vanish.*
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 7, 2012 0:35:33 GMT -5
*A Crashing is heard in the locker room. The cameraman walks in to see chairs and stuff being thrown around and Bergman sitting slumped against the wall looking at his hands*
You know what, maybe I'm not just destined to be a king. I've never bowed and I guess no man will ever bow before me. I guess this is the equivalent of coming to Vegas, throwing all your chips on Red and it comes up Black.
You wanna know the best part about this all though. I get a shot at the TV Title, but ya know, I've been something of an unconventional thinker, a hint of mad genius squirming around in that little brain. So what I'm going to do is scour the globe to find someone to represent me in that match, give a newbie a time to shine on the biggest stage of them all, the greatest journey starts with one step, time for someone new to take it!
*Bergman puts on a record to help him calm down as the cameraman walks out of the room as Bergman sighs deeply*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jan 7, 2012 23:31:38 GMT -5
This tournament is a farce. How can a man I beat be in it, and a former world champion such as myself not be? Idiocy.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jan 8, 2012 9:38:46 GMT -5
This tournament is a farce. How can a man I beat be in it, and a former world champion suck as myself not be? Idiocy. Freudian slip, Fats?*smirks*
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jan 8, 2012 14:56:56 GMT -5
*Disturbance is on a phone the clock in the background read 1:00 AM*
female voice on phone: Parts Unknown Ghostbusters whats the nature of your haunting
Hello? my name is Jeremy Dupoe I've been possessed by 3 insane spirits
how do you kn- wait Jeremy Dupoe, the wrestler!?!
*sighs* yes
Oh my god im a HUGH fan I'll patch you through to Agon asap
*elevator music*
male voice: Mr. Dupoe so you claim to be possessed. how soon can we meet you
meet me at the Parts Unknown arena monday I should be either in the locker room or on the cat wa- AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING OH S***! JUST BE AT PARTS UNKNOWN ARENA MONDAY *Disturbance screams in pain and then the phone is slamed on to the receiver* WHAT NOW ALPHA,] WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT NOT GOING OVERBOARD ON THE VIOLENCE... FORGET IT BECAUSE ITS TIME FOR WAR. YOU MEAN IT!?! YES PSYCHO. PERFECT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa
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