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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 3, 2012 1:11:30 GMT -5
You could visit almost any wrestling message board in the world and get at least a dozen better ideas for getting Nattie over. You could browse this message board and get a dozen better ideas!
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Post by norsisclouds on Feb 3, 2012 9:00:59 GMT -5
On "Wrestling With Shadows", Natalya's mom Ellie said when she was a kid, others at school used to pick on her and call her "Hart Fart", leading to Bret coming to defend her. Oh my god that makes this even worse. Why do they hate Natalya so much?
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Post by breakdownthewalls on Feb 3, 2012 9:17:29 GMT -5
What if this is step one to an all-farting PPV? We know there's a June PPV spot open, what if this is it?
THE ART OF FART SILENT BUT DEADLY
Throw in a "Dutch Oven" match, where both guys load up on beans before wrestling. You win by trapping the other guys head in some kind of bag, then farting in it.
Also no more "WHAT" chants, all farting.
"Well first I'm gonna drink me a beer" *FFFART* "Then I'm gonna drink me another beer" *FFFFFFF* "Then another one" *FFFFBTTTTTFARRT* "Then some tequila" *POOT*
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Post by derangedhermit on Feb 3, 2012 11:49:05 GMT -5
You could visit almost any wrestling message board in the world and get at least a dozen better ideas for getting Nattie over. Step 1: Change Nattie's finisher to an atomic fart Step 2: Have the divas sell it like the Rock got a Stunner Step 3: Profit
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 3, 2012 12:01:42 GMT -5
I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 3, 2012 12:13:56 GMT -5
You could visit almost any wrestling message board in the world and get at least a dozen better ideas for getting Nattie over. Step 1: Change Nattie's finisher to an atomic fart Step 2: Have the divas sell it like the Rock got a Stunner Step 3: Profit Like Stacy Keibler in WWE Day of Reckoning.
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Post by keezy on Feb 3, 2012 13:06:52 GMT -5
Just saw the Smackdown segement for this week, it's not even subtle, it's that stock cartoon fart sound.
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Post by norsisclouds on Feb 3, 2012 13:15:16 GMT -5
I have a bad feeling this is Creative's way of saying "lose weight"...they frequently do give humiliating gimmicks like this to wrestlers when they have a private beef with them. Or she did something to piss someone in the office off...or her uncle did knowing WWE. That doesnt make any sense though. Shes flat-stomached, shes just very brawny due to being an athlete over a model. It's like Beth. Beth doesnt have the swimsuit model proportions either. Of course it doesn't make sense, but it won't stop them from calling her fat or claiming she looks like a man =/
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Post by mcstoklasa on Feb 3, 2012 13:19:02 GMT -5
Next week I predict a scene where Beth is trying to talk to Nattie about their upcoming tag team match, whilst Nattie is sat on the toilet and Beth is standing outside the stall door. All we see are Nattie's feet and 'hilarious' fart sounds.
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Post by Junkenstein on Feb 3, 2012 13:21:15 GMT -5
Honestly this is the most intrigued I've been about a Diva angle since, well... ever.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Feb 3, 2012 14:02:04 GMT -5
While this won't win the Gooker, I'm glad they're trying for an early nomination.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Feb 3, 2012 14:52:29 GMT -5
I thought the point of a wrestling company was to make money. In what universe is anyone going to pay to see her rip one? Although, she could take 'Excuse me' away from Vickie... They aren't relying on the divas to make money. They would be in a lot of trouble if they were.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 3, 2012 14:59:34 GMT -5
I thought the point of a wrestling company was to make money. In what universe is anyone going to pay to see her rip one? Although, she could take 'Excuse me' away from Vickie... They aren't relying on the divas to make money. They would be in a lot of trouble if they were. Then what's the point in trying to get her "over" by giving her this dumb gimmick?
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Post by nate5054 on Feb 3, 2012 15:12:49 GMT -5
--By the way, they are continuing the Natalya farting gimmick going forward. f4w daily update Man, who did Nattie piss off? This is so dumb it's hard to comprehend. Seriously, the idiots who write for Smackdown are some of the biggest morons on the planet.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2012 15:16:53 GMT -5
On "Wrestling With Shadows", Natalya's mom Ellie said when she was a kid, others at school used to pick on her and call her "Hart Fart", leading to Bret coming to defend her. So...what, does she have a natural problem with flatulence or something? Seems to hang over her like a cloud.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Feb 3, 2012 15:17:45 GMT -5
Our Divas are Powerful, Smart and Sexy!
Except Molly...cause she's got a big butt...
...and Mickie, cause she's Piggie James...
...and Trish...let's get here to get on all fours and bark like a dog...
...and Vickie, cause she's fat...so let's make the even fatter Jerry Lawler call her fat...
...that Lilian Garcia...she's got a horse face...let's have Triple H make fun of her on air...
...and Natalya got called Fart Hart as a kid...let's make her gimmick farting!
B A STAR!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2012 15:25:30 GMT -5
Anyone else imagine Vince watching the fart segments and doing his "HA HA HAAAAAAAA!" laugh while other employees nearby groan?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 3, 2012 15:28:48 GMT -5
Anyone else imagine Vince watching the fart segments and doing his "HA HA HAAAAAAAA!" laugh while other employees nearby groan? Then Vince glares at them and they laugh anyway.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 3, 2012 15:32:09 GMT -5
I can't wait until Nattie farts on Christian's Malaysian slave! That = RATINGS!
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Post by breakdownthewalls on Feb 3, 2012 16:20:18 GMT -5
I wonder if this farting gimmick is somehow related to that time Natty went after Stephanie with a screwdriver backstage and everyone cheered her for doing it?
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