Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Apr 20, 2012 13:16:28 GMT -5
Sheamus and Bryan have one fall each. Bryan puts in the Yes Lock to make Sheamus lose consciousness, but AJ pleads with him to stop. Bryan gets upset at AJ and slaps her. AJ low blows Bryan and Sheamus picks up the win. It is revealed that AJ was cheating on Bryan with Sheamus.
Jericho and Punk end up fighting all the way out to Navy Pier. Jericho buys a beer at the bar and pours it down Punk's throat. Punk's dad, who is also at the bar, smashes Jericho in the head with a beer bottle and throws his son's body over Jericho. Punk picks up the win and orders a Diet Pepsi to celebrate with his dad.
After 20 minutes, Cena lays out Lesnar with a chair shot to the skull. John Laurinaitis comes out and says Cena has now been suspended for the shot to the head. Cena loses control and goes after Johnny. Otunga comes out and hits Cena with his thermos. Lesnar F-5's Cena off the stage. Lesnar, Otunga and Johnny raise hands together.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Apr 20, 2012 14:13:58 GMT -5
Cena pokes Lesnar in the chest. Lesnar drops like a sack of bricks and Cena covers him. The Rock runs out in a Rise Above Hate t-shirt and gives the three count, and the three smile and raise Cena's hand to close out the show.
This incident is never mentioned again.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Apr 20, 2012 14:52:48 GMT -5
Cena wins via DQ in an Extreme Rules match. I'll be honest, I'm surprised this wasn't the first answer.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Apr 20, 2012 15:15:11 GMT -5
Every single match has some sort of pointless run-in.
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Post by mystikz on Apr 20, 2012 16:18:39 GMT -5
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan is now a ..... VIAGARA ON A POLE MATCH! yes the generic brand! The winner has to not only get the viagara but use it and take AJ back to the hotel and "PERFORM". Sheamus gets the viagara first. WAIT! Interference! It's the Bella twins, they start laughing at Sheamus and now his "Little Fella" has trouble performing. Daniel Bryan then gets the Viagara and proceeds to make AJ say YES YES YES!!! Daniel Bryan is the new World Heavyweight Champion!!!!! YES YES YES!
The Bellas then beat down AJ. Bryan dumps AJ again and leaves with the Bellas.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 20, 2012 16:18:43 GMT -5
Daniel bryan vs. Sheamus: Yapapi Strap Match 2
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Post by celticjobber on Apr 20, 2012 18:39:55 GMT -5
CM Punk is beaten by Jericho when his family turns on him, leading to Punk's dad kicking him in the balls. Afterwards, GTV footage of CM Punk drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes while trying to get his sister to smoke crack backstage from earlier in the day is played.
Daniel Bryan beats Sheamus when Hornswoggle runs in and hits him with a shillelagh. Then AJ runs in, destroys Hornswoggle and helps Bryan win the second fall and the title with a low-blow to Sheamus. AJ looks into her hands as she's going insane after the match. Daniel Bryan says NO! he doesn't want to win this way. The match is restarted, Sheamus quickly hits him with the Brogue kick for the win.
Tensai comes out without facepaint, during the Brock/Cena match. Interferes to cost Brock the match. Then the old 2 Cool Music plays and Albert's back to his short-lived Hip Hop Hippo persona, Cena and Albert dance as the PPV ends with a view of Droz in his wheelchair on the entrance ramp.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2012 11:08:13 GMT -5
Everything is on a pole.
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Madagascar Fred
El Dandy
TAFKA roidzilla and SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH SON!
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Apr 21, 2012 12:07:19 GMT -5
Daniel bryan vs. Sheamus: Yapapi Strap Match 2 Kevin Sullivan/Hulk Hogan booking
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Post by Jamback on Apr 21, 2012 13:25:35 GMT -5
RUSSO-IZE WWE
1. Take the current product, add actual storylines and depth to the characters, making them entertaining for once. Make it so that the entire roster matters, thus, increasing the overall entertainment level of the entire show.
2. Watch ratings, buy-rates, and merchandise sales go through the roof.
3. Profit!
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Apr 21, 2012 14:11:04 GMT -5
RUSSO-IZE WWE1. Take the current product, add actual storylines and depth to the characters, making them entertaining for once. Make it so that the entire roster matters, thus, increasing the overall entertainment level of the entire show. 2. Watch ratings, buy-rates, and merchandise sales go through the roof. 3. Profit! You forgot the part where Russo abandons all these "entertaining" storylines and characters after two weeks because he has no attention span and starts centering the company around things nobody cares about... like himself.
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Post by mystikz on Apr 21, 2012 15:26:02 GMT -5
RUSSO-IZE WWE1. Take the current product, add actual storylines and depth to the characters, making them entertaining for once. Make it so that the entire roster matters, thus, increasing the overall entertainment level of the entire show. 2. Watch ratings, buy-rates, and merchandise sales go through the roof. 3. Profit! You forgot the part where Russo adandons all these "entertaining" storylines and characters after two weeks because he has no attention span and starts centering the company around things nobody cares about... like himself. like himself .... or Jeff Jarrett
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Apr 21, 2012 15:29:42 GMT -5
The match between CM Punk and Chris Jericho is changed to a beer drinking contest, at Jericho's request. Punk naturally backs out, saying he has a replacement.
Glass shatters, and Stone Cold comes out. Jericho complains about how unfair it is, and promptly attacks Austin, only to eat a stunner.
Austin and Punk then pour a ton of beer into Jericho's mouth for one last humiliation.
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Post by bertheart90 on Apr 21, 2012 15:40:05 GMT -5
The match between CM Punk and Chris Jericho is changed to a beer drinking contest, at Jericho's request. Punk naturally backs out, saying he has a replacement. Glass shatters, and Stone Cold comes out. Jericho complains about how unfair it is, and promptly attacks Austin, only to eat a stunner. Austin and Punk then pour a ton of beer into Jericho's mouth for one last humiliation. sounds like a good dark match send the fans home happy deal
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Apr 21, 2012 15:48:58 GMT -5
Extreme Rulebook on a Pole match -- winner learns what the rules of the just-completed match were
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 21, 2012 16:00:50 GMT -5
Zack Ryder vs. Lord Tensai in a dumpster match. Tensai dominates and is about to put Ryder in the dumpster when Alex Riley runs out and hits Tensai with the Miz's old Money in the Bank briefcase (he still has it). Riley and Ryder heave Tensai into the dumpster and then roll it off the stage. A-Ry and Z-Ry then have a celebratory make out session, and the camera pans over to a heartbroken Cena holding flowers. Lesnar runs out and throws Cena off the stage, and Ryder gives him the middle finger.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 21, 2012 16:22:33 GMT -5
CM Punk comes out confident for his Chicago Street Fight. Ready to walk out of his hometown with a pound of Jericho's flesh and the WWE Title. Until John Laurinaitis announces that the match has been changed to a Winnipeg Street Fight. Punk looks at Mr. Excitement as if to say "....The Hell?" and loses all confidence he had going in, which ultimately costs him the match and his title.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Apr 21, 2012 16:39:25 GMT -5
John cena throws himself to the rings floor the moment the bell rings and starts shouting "go on brock pin me" whilst michael cole berates Cena for being unprofessional and going off the script, Brock refuses and leaves the ring, grabs a microphone and demands Johnny Ace comes out now, Johnny Ace comes out with a huge wall of security between him and Brock, Brock starts attacking the security then Tensai comes out through the crowd in street clothes with no writing on his face and pins Cena whilst a bewildered Referee counts, then Brock goes in to the ring and starts arguing with Tensai, no one can hear what they're saying, Cena grabs a microphone it gets cut off before he can speak, he shouts in to a camera Im done. next night on Raw they act like nothing happened 100% this ;D
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hughmorris
Bubba Ho-Tep
Resistance is Futile!
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Post by hughmorris on Apr 22, 2012 0:32:05 GMT -5
every match ends in a countout
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Apr 22, 2012 1:22:41 GMT -5
This is BY FAR the biggest post I've ever done but I think it's worth it.
The night starts out with a promo with Mick Foley talking about how he changed the word Extreme. Then suddenly music starts playing. A voice in the song says "Dean Ambrose" and the crowed starts to go nuts. Out comes Dean to tell Mick that "You are a madman of a lost generation" to Foley. Then 3 clones of Mick Foley jump Dean Ambrose. One is cactus jack, (JoMo) one is Dude Love, (R-Truth) and the last is Mankind (Ryback). They beat the crap out of Dean then the real Mick throws Dean in a dumpster that is part of the stage. He shuts it and then Mick lifts his hand as pryo comes from the dumpster. We never hear from Ambrose again.
Y2J gets drunk off his ass and uses a drunken monkey style to win the Street Fight by DQ and the WWE title. After the match, CM punks dad comes out and takes the mic. "I'm gonna drop a pipebomb." Then turns to punk and tells him "There's something I have to tell you. Your mom's last name is not Brooks, IT'S JERICHO!!!!!!" "OH MY GOD!!!! YOUR SAYING PUNK AND JERICHO ARE BROTHERS!?!" As Michael Cole is shocked. Punk leaves the ring in disbelief.
Sheamus has a new entrance when he comes out with a new theme of his song. Sheamus comes out in a FELLA FELLA FELLA shirt and the fans are going crazy for Sheamus (They really are not). Next Daniel Bryan and the fans are booing him out of the building (Yet the fans look like they are going crazy for D bry). To fix this, everyone of the fans are edited out and replaced with Hardcore Holly. The match is 2 out of 3 falls. Sheamus wins both matches in 18 sec like he did at mania. Then AJ comes out and says "When Daniel said he loved me, he gave me something. His Money in the Bank Contract!" She runs to the ref and gives the case. "AJ IS CASHING IN HER CONTRACT FOR THE TITLE! THIS COULD BE HISTORY TONIGHT!" The Spanish announcing team says in unison. Sheamus beats AJ in 8 sec and keeps the title.
Cena's music plays and everyone is hating him. he then grabs a mic and says he doesn't care about the negative fans. He's here to fight. Johnny Ace's music plays and tells Cena that there's a new rule to the match. It will be a MMA STYLE CAGE MATCH! A cage comes down from the top of the arena. Brock comes out with his MMA gear. The match starts and Cena F5's Brock to the center of the ring. Then Cena gets on top of the cage and yells at Brock "ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER" Then pulls a shooting star press on Brock. Cena starts his 5 moves of doom until *DING DING DING* As JBLs music plays. The limo comes out and JBL is here in all of his glory. He jumps in the cage then jumps back out as Cena tries to go after him. Then the bell rings. Because it was a cage match and JBL left the cage first, he wins the match. As JBL backs up, the Bella Twins get ran over by JBLs limo so they can be written off WWE. then JBL says on the mic, "That's not the only time the Bella Twins have had the taste of rubber." A laugh track plays as it starts to play cheep 80s music and plays the credits of the event with a freeze frame of JBL with a thumbs up.
Once the credits end. We get the main event! Beth Vs Kelly Kelly for the Diva title. Kelly wins in short matter and Kelly is the new champ. However when this happens everyone leaves the arena. With Kelly Kelly in an empty arena, Sting comes out and pins Kelly Kelly! However no one was in the arena so it never happen or was never talked about on RAW or ever.
So did Sting ever show up in the WWE? That will be shown in the Over The Limit main event of John Cena and Lord Tensai Vs Buff Bagwell in an table match with DQs.
The end.
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