Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Apr 20, 2012 5:15:45 GMT -5
You know what to do guys.  |
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Post by CM Parish on Apr 20, 2012 5:30:45 GMT -5
2 out of 3 falls on a pole match.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Apr 20, 2012 5:33:48 GMT -5
CM Punk beats Jericho with a poke to the knee and shares a post match beer with him in the middle of the ring.
AJ enters the ring after the Sheamus-Bryan match opening bell and hits Bryan in the nuts causing the first fall and she's escorted out of the arena. 15 minutes later she comes back and costs Sheamus the match. AJ and DB kiss and they share a YES lap in the ring ala Swagger and SSE.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2012 5:45:08 GMT -5
John cena throws himself to the rings floor the moment the bell rings and starts shouting "go on brock pin me" whilst michael cole berates Cena for being unprofessional and going off the script, Brock refuses and leaves the ring, grabs a microphone and demands Johnny Ace comes out now, Johnny Ace comes out with a huge wall of security between him and Brock, Brock starts attacking the security then Tensai comes out through the crowd in street clothes with no writing on his face and pins Cena whilst a bewildered Referee counts, then Brock goes in to the ring and starts arguing with Tensai, no one can hear what they're saying, Cena grabs a microphone it gets cut off before he can speak, he shouts in to a camera Im done. next night on Raw they act like nothing happened
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Post by avenger on Apr 20, 2012 6:55:03 GMT -5
CM Punk comes out to the ring on James Storm's old beer wagon, handing out bottles of pills to the crowd, as Cole notices that he's modified his belly tattoo to "MAKE DRUGS FREE". As Jericho looks confused, Punk tells him to look to the Titantron, where they have grainy black and white CCTV footage of Punk, Luke Gallows, Serena, Joey Mercury, Scott Hall and Jake Roberts in a bar, all cooking up the idea of a Straight Edge Society to get the fans to hate non-drinkers and non-smokers in an attempt to boost business to Punk's underground illicit chain of Gin joints and Speakeasys.
It's all been a swerve!
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Post by breakdownthewalls on Apr 20, 2012 6:55:30 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan lays down for Sheamus. 2 pinfalls counted in like 7 seconds.
"Hey Vince -- DID I DO A GOOD JOB FOR YA???"
Then out runs McMahon. Bryan proceeds to kick him in the nuts and pin him. Jerry Lawler stands up and says "Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been told by the powers that be...... that Daniel Bryan is the new CEO of WWE!!!"
Then the lights go out. When they come back on, Shane McMahon is pointing a baseball bat at Bryan.
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
Seventh level .gif Master
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Post by 543Y2J on Apr 20, 2012 6:56:15 GMT -5
Cena wins via DQ in an Extreme Rules match.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 20, 2012 6:58:28 GMT -5
Cena turns heel by getting help from John Laurinaitis in beating Lesnar.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 20, 2012 7:00:36 GMT -5
Kevin Nash at the last minute participates in the Punk/Jericho match and he doesn't even have to pin them after he gives them each a big boot followed by a jack knife and the referee counts them anyways and he's the champ.
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Post by KRUGkiller on Apr 20, 2012 7:08:35 GMT -5
in a way to give him more to do and make him '' more interesting '' heath slater comes out in the middle of the ppv to pretty much introduce his new gimmick : 9/11 truther !
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Post by steelchairmannnnnn on Apr 20, 2012 7:40:03 GMT -5
John Cena VS Brock Lesnar in a No DQ Bra & Panties match.
The loser of the match has to kiss the winners ass.
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kev64
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by kev64 on Apr 20, 2012 8:52:21 GMT -5
3 stages of Hell in a Cell
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Post by joebob27 on Apr 20, 2012 8:55:06 GMT -5
Kane, angry by another loss to Randy Orton, hits him with a pipe, and proceeds to drag him to the back to a boiler room, where he cuts off Randy Orton's penis. And wears it as a trophy necklace from here on out. Penisless, Randy Orton gets a sex change and dominates the divas division for the next 10 years.
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kev64
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by kev64 on Apr 20, 2012 8:55:55 GMT -5
John cena throws himself to the rings floor the moment the bell rings and starts shouting "go on brock pin me" whilst michael cole berates Cena for being unprofessional and going off the script, Brock refuses and leaves the ring, grabs a microphone and demands Johnny Ace comes out now, Johnny Ace comes out with a huge wall of security between him and Brock, Brock starts attacking the security then Tensai comes out through the crowd in street clothes with no writing on his face and pins Cena whilst a bewildered Referee counts, then Brock goes in to the ring and starts arguing with Tensai, no one can hear what they're saying, Cena grabs a microphone it gets cut off before he can speak, he shouts in to a camera Im done. next night on Raw they act like nothing happened daf** did i just read? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2012 8:56:18 GMT -5
Cena and Brock are forced to team up earlier in the night and win the tag team titles.
They then drop them the next night on Raw to Punk and Jericho.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 20, 2012 8:59:54 GMT -5
Darren Young comes back dressed as he was from NXT season 1, and he attacks Cena using the AA then puts Cena in the STF, while Bobby Lashley returns and hits Brock with an F5. The next night, Darren Young comes out to Cena's entrance theme and declares "The Champ is here!" While Lashley comes out to Brock's theme and declares himself an asskicker and accomplished MMA star.
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Post by joebob27 on Apr 20, 2012 9:04:47 GMT -5
Later in show, Brock and Cena are getting ready to face off when they're interrupted by Brodus Clay who dances down to the ring with 20 girls instead of two. He then explains that he's now a pimp and says to Brock and Cena "You can either kick the crap out of each other, or you can choose my hos!" Brock doesn't even hesitate and starts dry humping them in the ring. Cena refuses. Brock/Brodus/hos dance their way out of there.
Enter John Cena SR, who comes down and gets in his son's face. "You should have accepted the hos!" He then kicks him in the nuts and declares that John Cena has a brother, a brother he's more proud of. Enter Mark Henry (you were thinking Darren Young). Henry then hits his new finisher, a knee drop featuring a series of dance moves that takes 5 minutes to complete.
Cena sells the ballshot the entire time.
Cena finally gets up and says he didn't accept the hos because he found the new love of his life.... Randina Orton! Orton got his sex change in about 22 minutes. He comes down wearing a wig, fishnet stockings and a suspicious amount of facial hair. They make out in the center of the ring while JR rants and raves about jezebels and bastards.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 20, 2012 9:07:02 GMT -5
Fake Kane returns and attacks both Randy and Kane.
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Post by highfivessteve on Apr 20, 2012 12:57:57 GMT -5
-Jericho is Punks Dad, JD on a pole match
-Jericho, Brock and Bryan reform the nWo.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 20, 2012 13:15:29 GMT -5
Cena and Lesnar's match goes as planned, until the end when Punk and Daniel Bryan run in and help Cena beat the beat the hell out of Lesnar. Johnny Ace runs in and lays on top of Lesnar to protect him, and for some reason the ref gives him a 3 count and then hands John Cena the world title (no mention is made of CM Punk being the champion, nor does he seem to care). they then spray nWo on Brock Lesnar and don Plaid-lettered nWo t-shirts. oh and Big Show also joins them on Raw and they act like he'd been a part of the team all along.
as an aside, the event that I'm parodying was the first time I ever watched a WCW show in its entirety.
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