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Post by mystikz on Apr 22, 2012 2:15:47 GMT -5
Randy Orton vs Kane is now a Bob Orton on a pole match. Zack Ryder runs out to attack Kane. Randy Orton RKO's Zack for no reason. Randy starts to get his dad down from the pole when SWERVE, Bob Orton turns on Randy. It was a set up all along. Bob Orton never got attacked by Kane. Randy is then going to punt Zack Ryder in the head for no reason. Bob Orton then explains this is why he disowns Randy and nobody likes him, he's a dick. DOUBLE TURN, Kane and Bob Orton t hen turn face saving Zack Ryder, and Randy Orton turns heel for .... well being a dick.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 22, 2012 2:23:24 GMT -5
A-Ry and Z-Ry then have a celebratory make out session, and the camera pans over to a heartbroken Cena holding flowers. Lesnar runs out and throws Cena off the stage, and Ryder gives him the middle finger. As someone pointed out in another thread , Brock Lesnar attacking john cena from behind AND kicking him in the groin , despite out weighing him by like fifteen pounds is the ultimate heel move yet somehow hilarious at the same time. It's like Cena is an eight year old kid and Lesnar is an eight year old bully. I kind of expect to tune into RAW One night and see Brock Lesnar slapping an Ice Cream out Cena's hands and then walking away.
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 22, 2012 5:53:02 GMT -5
The Three Stooges return, before they say anything they are interrupted by some strange insane laughter and then we see at the titantron it is Chucky and for some reason are booked in a match against Chucky.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 22, 2012 8:15:28 GMT -5
Daniel bryan vs. Sheamus: Yapapi Strap Match 2 Kevin Sullivan/Hulk Hogan booking that WASN'T Russo's idea? that somehow makes it worse!
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 22, 2012 8:37:05 GMT -5
AJ tries to make up with Daniel Bryan once more, but fails, so she is crying in the locker room until Tank Abbott for some reason shows up and tells her to get over it, then for some reason he breaks into song and AJ joins in and this goes on for awhile. This is the song they sing:
Tank sings Iago's parts and AJ sings Jasmine's parts.
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Post by mrsmitty on Apr 22, 2012 8:38:38 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan beats Sheamus by one chair shot to the back. AJ comes out in hot tight black leather clothing and make out with each other passionatley and AJ grinds on Bryan all night long
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 22, 2012 9:26:06 GMT -5
Punk and Jericho face off in a "Drunk Tank" match. Loser has to spend the night in the Chicago PD drunk tank.
Punk loses and gets sent to the drunk tank. There, he makes 12 good friends and forms a faction called "CM Punk and the 12 Steps". They go around the locker room getting wrestlers to admit they have a problem...only to report them to Johnny Ace for a wellness violation.
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 22, 2012 9:47:19 GMT -5
Bret returns as Zack Ryder's manager, except not as the Hitman, but as the Genie: And says he will grant him wishes. And his first wish is to be part of the World Heavyweight championship match and it now becomes a triple threat match and he beats Sheamus and Daniel Bryan, as part of his second wish.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 23, 2012 14:46:50 GMT -5
Steve Bartman helps Jericho win!
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Post by thegame415 on Apr 26, 2012 23:39:57 GMT -5
1. Santino vs Miz carries from the pre-show into the PPV. Santino scores a pinfall as the pyro goes off. Johnny Ace says it was unfair for the match to continue, and restarts it. Miz wins with a skull crushing finale. Santino invokes his rematch clause right away, and wins the title back with a cobra.
2. Big Show vs Cody will be an extreme handicap match, Cody's partner...Dusty Rhodes. The match ends with Dusty pinning Show. The ref declares Dusty the new IC Champion.
3. Kane vs Orton. During the match, several "Kane's" interfere. Orton loses track, and tries pinning a fake one. Kane chokeslams orton and pins him. However, that was another impostor Kane. Paul Bearer comes out and hugs that Kane, while the real Kane and Orton destroy the fake Kanes.
4. Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus: Sheamus wins fall one with a brogue kick. Bryan hits Sheamus with the world title, getting disqualified. Johnny Ace says these people paid for a fair winner, and restarts the match no DQ. AJ comes out and hits Bryan in the head withe the title, helping Sheamus win. After the match, she low blows him and leaves with the world title.
5. Beth Phoenix vs Nikki Bella: Beth swings a crutch at Nikki a few times, only for Nikki to roll her up. After the match, Beth says she's suing Raw for making her compete. Kelly Kelly comes out and gives her a stinkface.
6. CM Punk vs Jericho: Punk's mom hits him in the head with a beer bottle, helping Jericho win. After the match, she kisses Jericho.
7. Brock Lesnar vs John Cena: The Undertaker comes out and makes a lighting bolt destroy the ring. There is no winner.
The following night on Raw, Lesnar begins a feud with Undertaker while Cena starts a feud with Jericho. Their match is randomly mentioned around Summerslam, where the feud picks up like nothing happened since Extreme Rules.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Apr 26, 2012 23:49:07 GMT -5
All matches are cancelled and the PPV is turned into a three hour NXT episode. In another swerve of epic proportions, a winner is announced on the PPV...but the season still goes on.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Apr 26, 2012 23:51:32 GMT -5
Randy Orton vs. Kane in a Hardcore, Falls Count Anywhere, Cage Match, inside a Hell in a Cell
+1 for anyone who gets the reference
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