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Post by VenomFang on Dec 9, 2011 15:09:09 GMT -5
Lindsay Lohan's highly classified Playboy photo shoot leaked to the Internet this morning -- one week before the issues was set to hit newsstands -- and TMZ has learned Playboy honchos are "freaking out." First off -- the pics aren't bad ... it's a Marilyn Monroe thing ... and it works. Playboy sources tell us ... there are fears the leak could significantly damage sales of the magazine ... which is expected to be the best seller of the year. The shoot was a massive investment for Playboy -- the mag shelled out nearly $1 million to Lohan for the spread and we're told the company has printed thousands of extra copies in anticipation of a sales boom. www.tmz.com/2011/12/09/lindsay-lohan-naked-photo-leak-playboy/#.TuJXU0q4C50What the hell ? That doesnt even look like her on the cover. Bleep Playboy and their massive airbrushing to the hilt. |
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Post by Ace Baretta on Dec 9, 2011 15:29:25 GMT -5
Saw them. Meh. Nothing we havent' seen before.
These aren't the boobs you're looking for. Move on. Move on.
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Massive G
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Post by Massive G on Dec 9, 2011 15:33:05 GMT -5
they're probably just shocked that apparently, $1 million doesn't buy what it used to.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 9, 2011 15:33:17 GMT -5
Well boo-f***ing-hoo. You paid 1 million dollars for a mess of a woman that nobody has been interested in for years.
Probably should have thought that one through.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 9, 2011 15:53:56 GMT -5
Her previous nudes were much better.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 9, 2011 16:00:01 GMT -5
it's a Marilyn Monroe thing I am f***ing shocked |
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 9, 2011 16:04:21 GMT -5
I would rather she just pose as herself, rather than Monroe always.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 9, 2011 16:08:15 GMT -5
They'd have been better off trying to get Goldie Hawn or Susan Sarandon.
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Post by Unocal 76 on Dec 9, 2011 16:16:18 GMT -5
I have a signed Lindsay Lohan photo; if I sell it, how much money can it fetch?
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 9, 2011 16:17:41 GMT -5
If you're trying to sell people Lindsay Lohan as a playgirl in 2011, people deserve a preview before they buy anyway.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 9, 2011 16:26:19 GMT -5
Why is Playboy so desperate to want Lindsay? They have lots of money and surely better options to choose from?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 9, 2011 16:29:46 GMT -5
Why is Playboy so desperate to want Lindsay? They have lots of money and surely better options to choose from? You would think so but alas no. |
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Dec 9, 2011 17:52:49 GMT -5
If they really wanted to sell copies, they should have hired the best makeup artists and special effects guys in Hollywood to make her look like Mean Girls-era Lohan. That's what everyone wants. These pictures could be anyone dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. It barely even looks like her.
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Post by trollrogue on Dec 9, 2011 18:57:34 GMT -5
If they really wanted to sell copies, they should have hired the best makeup artists and special effects guys in Hollywood to make her look like Mean Girls-era Lohan. That's what everyone wants. These pictures could be anyone dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. It barely even looks like her. You assume the high level execs who brokered this deal actually understand what their Playboy audience want. They almost certainly don't... otherwise they wouldn't have gotten Lohan in 2011 after her 'troubles'. And they wouldn't have gotten Chyna in any year in the history of ever. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 9, 2011 19:19:17 GMT -5
I have a signed Lindsay Lohan photo; if I sell it, how much money can it fetch? Stop trying to make fetch happen! |
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 9, 2011 19:22:51 GMT -5
I would rather she just pose as herself, rather than Monroe always. They shot a set of fully-nude photos with Lindsay just posing as herself, but Hef thought they were in bad taste. So he ordered a re-shoot with the Marilyn Monroe theme. Apparently he was unaware that she already did the Monroe thing (and better) a couple of years ago... |
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 9, 2011 19:30:58 GMT -5
So I saw the leaked pics and... She has possibly the most disturbing set of boobs I've ever seen.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Dec 9, 2011 19:33:55 GMT -5
If they really wanted to sell copies, they should have hired the best makeup artists and special effects guys in Hollywood to make her look like Mean Girls-era Lohan. That's what everyone wants. These pictures could be anyone dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. It barely even looks like her. Agree 100% Just saw the pics, they barely look like her. Plus, no full frontal??? FAIL!! |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 9, 2011 19:35:04 GMT -5
She must have been extremely happy during the shoot, as she is practically GLOWING in those pictures.
What's that, you say? Airbrush Hell? That can't be.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 9, 2011 19:37:45 GMT -5
A million bucks and no vag.
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