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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2012 23:45:39 GMT -5
Lo {Spoiler}Went through a veeeeeery messy breakup.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Jan 6, 2012 23:46:00 GMT -5
Hobo with a Shotgun {Spoiler}I got killed by the Hobo and both my sons are dead. But the Hobo was killed immediatly after me. So it wasn't all bad.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
Posts: 7,331
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Post by Goldenbane on Jan 7, 2012 1:04:08 GMT -5
Captain America {Spoiler} Killed lots and lots of people with super advanced weaponry. Made my own secret organization. Got the crap beaten out of me by some American flag clad super hero...but was (apparently?) killed by the cosmic cube.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,361
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 7, 2012 1:34:09 GMT -5
Batman Returns {Spoiler}I'm the Penguin. I lived in the sewers for years until finally getting a chance to run for mayor but some pesky guy dressed as a Bat ruined that for me. Then I tried to kill babies and he ruined that too. Then I died.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,723
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Post by Glitch on Jan 7, 2012 3:24:40 GMT -5
The Eagle {Spoiler}Me and my men lose a battle to a bunch of old guys. I specifically am one of the few killed by the younger guys.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 7, 2012 3:40:46 GMT -5
The Adjustment Bureau {Spoiler}I'm basically cock blocking Matt Damon so he can be president and can benefit the world according to plan, while his girlfriend will be the world's best dancer if they dont fall in love, then she becomes a teacher. Oh, and I've got a pretty kick ass hat too
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Jan 7, 2012 6:19:52 GMT -5
GoldenEye {Spoiler}I'm Alec Trevelyan. I had an elaborate plan to get revenge on the entire country of Britain, because it screwed over my parents 50 years ago. It was going really well at first; I successfully faked my death, spent 9 years establishing a major shadowy syndicate, and pulled off the theft of a hugely powerful EMP space weapon. I thought I'd be able to steal a whole bunch of money, and blow up London so they'd learn not to mess with us Lienz Cossacks ever again. But then Her Majesty's loyal terrier James Bond had to come and put his loyalty to the mission, not his friends. He ended up ruining my plan, letting me fall a huge distance, and THEN, for good measure, I get crushed my a burning antenna cradle!
I also, if I do say so myself, look pretty dang good for someone in the mid-90's who was born roughly around the end of World War II.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 7, 2012 6:41:19 GMT -5
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World {Spoiler}Set up a syndicate dedicated to controlling the love life on my ex-girlfriend. Her new fling managed to kill them all, but then I revealed that I had control of her mind to begin with. Then I killed him. But he had a damn extra life and was able to learn from his mistakes and kill me! God damn video games!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 7, 2012 7:12:19 GMT -5
Short Circuit 2 {Spoiler}My daring jewel heist was thwarted by a malfunctioning catch phrase spewing robot.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 7, 2012 7:20:12 GMT -5
Hobo with a Shotgun {Spoiler}I got killed by the Hobo and both my sons are dead. But the Hobo was killed immediatly after me. So it wasn't all bad. Ditto
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 7, 2012 7:56:43 GMT -5
Scott Pilgrim vs The World {Spoiler}After being forced to swallow my own gum and live with the realisation that it will be in my digestive tract for 7 years, I got kicked in the head and I exploded into coins.
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Jan 7, 2012 12:29:47 GMT -5
Scott Pilgrim vs The World {Spoiler}After being forced to swallow my own gum and live with the realisation that it will be in my digestive tract for 7 years, I got kicked in the head and I exploded into coins. I was hoping you'd be the WORLD.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 7, 2012 12:41:51 GMT -5
Hard Candy {Spoiler}Am I Ellen page, or the guy who hung himself?? I gotta stop watching this movie
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2012 12:49:25 GMT -5
The Rocketeer {Spoiler}With the rocket on my back finally mine again, I fly off into the land, letting the zeppelin carrying the supposed "hero" and his girl burst into flames and crashing in a fiery inferno. Too bad that with the leaking fuel from the rocket pack thanks to a bullet, ignited by the exhaust flame, I myself burst into flames and exploded.
On the bright side, you can thank me for calling it "Hollywood" instead of "HollywoodLAND".
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 7, 2012 12:56:05 GMT -5
I get a compressed air bullet shoved down my throat and I explode over a pool of sharks.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 7, 2012 13:19:41 GMT -5
nazi coin levitated through my head after being frozen mentally to the spot... bit of a harsh punishment for killing someones mother in front of them and trying to start world war 3 isnt it? {Spoiler}xmen: first class.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,406
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Post by agent817 on Jan 7, 2012 13:36:54 GMT -5
Lethal Weapon 2 {Spoiler}Despite having diplomatic immunity and being able to get away with crimes, there was no way I was going to escape being popped in the head, even after showing that I have immunity and then being told that it's been revoked after being shot.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,906
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Post by bob on Jan 7, 2012 14:20:19 GMT -5
Mitchell {Spoiler}killed by Joe Don Baker, a shame no one should have to endure
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 7, 2012 15:43:52 GMT -5
Rocky 5 {Spoiler}Rocky punched me out, so i sued. Unfortunately, Rocky won and used the profits to open a restaurant
(there, now that film IS in continuity)
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Post by Cela on Jan 7, 2012 16:22:30 GMT -5
What if someone saw a movie that doesnt have a villain? Like My Dinner With Andre? Wally gets the check and I am tipped.
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