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Post by Pgarodactyl on Jan 7, 2012 16:31:49 GMT -5
Fright Night {Spoiler}I lived a good life. 400 years. Then I moved next door to this kid who wouldn't invite me in. I turned his former best friend McLovin into a vampire, then turned his girlfriend who was going to be my eternal love slave. Until the kid and a TV magician whose parents I killed when he was a child stormed my house, broke the roof over me to expose me to sunlight and staked me in the heart.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 7, 2012 17:19:01 GMT -5
Wrath of Khan {Spoiler}Sure, I'm about to die, but at least Kirk isn't getting away. *urk*
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2012 17:30:12 GMT -5
Empire Strikes Back {Spoiler} Dear Diary, My frickin' son and his idiot friends just stole their buddies ride and flew off into the stars. That's ok though, I just froze their friend and gave him away to some weird guy in a helmet. I really don't want to know what the hell he's going to do with him. Little creepy if you ask me, I'm not into that s#$@. You know what, I'm kinda pissed. I had a good heart to heart moment with my boy tonight but the jerkass turned down my business proposition! I'd like to see that stupid farmboy do better than "Co-Ruler of the Universe." I dunno, perhaps I was a little hard on him. I did chop the little bastard's hand off. But he had it coming. Besides, I know a good hand guy, I'll text Luke his contact info.
`Vader
P.S. The Princess is pretty hot. I wonder if she gives good helmet? Ah hell, Lando probably already knows.
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Post by the Black Snow on Jan 7, 2012 20:19:54 GMT -5
Dear Zachary {Spoiler}Murder/Suicide with my one year old son after the Canadian legal system let me out of jail for killing my son's father.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 8, 2012 0:13:28 GMT -5
Return of the King: {Spoiler} I was just killed by two homosexual midgets and an anorexic schizo. I should really pay attention next time and NOT turn myself into a giant eyeball.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 8, 2012 0:28:06 GMT -5
Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows {Spoiler}I am James Moriarty. Successful businessman, criminal genius and professor, with a Cambridge amateur boxing championship. Sadly should have engaged in some swimming lessons. {Spoiler}Or am I Sebastian Moran, still at large as a Sniper/Assassin for hire??
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stealthamo
King Koopa
Something stupid
#AJAll
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Post by stealthamo on Jan 8, 2012 0:29:32 GMT -5
I can't really answer. I mean, is there really a bad guy in Jackass 3?
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Jan 8, 2012 0:34:22 GMT -5
Big McLargehuge hit me with a space golfcart and now I'm dead... OR AM I?!
(This was the last movie I saw to be serious...)
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h
Hank Scorpio
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Post by h on Jan 8, 2012 1:12:21 GMT -5
Fargo {Spoiler}Got put through a wood chipper.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2012 13:14:00 GMT -5
Zack & Miri Make a Porno {Spoiler}I'm their rent.
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Post by Alucard on Jan 8, 2012 22:21:29 GMT -5
Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows {Spoiler}I am James Moriarty. Successful businessman, criminal genius and professor, with a Cambridge amateur boxing championship. Sadly should have engaged in some swimming lessons. {Spoiler}Or am I Sebastian Moran, still at large as a Sniper/Assassin for hire?? That.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 8, 2012 23:43:34 GMT -5
The Devil Inside {Spoiler}I'm an evil spirit that transfers from the mother to the priest to re daughter to the cameraman. I get around, no biggie.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jan 9, 2012 5:03:45 GMT -5
Muppets From Space {Spoiler}After failing to stop Gonzo from meeting up with/possibly going with his Alien brethren to his home planet, I ended up taking his place so that he could stay on Earth with the other Muppets. (What can I say? I didn't get the chance to see The Muppets in theaters, and was desperate for a Muppet fix, I didn't know it was one of the worst of the Muppet movies)
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 9, 2012 5:06:36 GMT -5
Rocky 5 {Spoiler}Rocky punched me out, so i sued. Unfortunately, Rocky won and used the profits to open a restaurant
(there, now that film IS in continuity)
That's actually a pretty good take on hoe that happened. It was either that or Adrian had a damn good life insurance plan.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jan 9, 2012 16:27:05 GMT -5
A Clockwork Orange {Spoiler} I was cured alright!
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Post by saneiac on Jan 9, 2012 17:04:33 GMT -5
Batman (1989) {Spoiler}Vicky Vale deceived me, Batman kicked my ass, and my idiot henchmen made me fall to my death. I got the last laugh, though.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 9, 2012 17:07:43 GMT -5
OK, I can finally answer this then. The Muppets (2011) {Spoiler}After surviving one of my henchmen turning on me, I was successful in stopping the show from getting the money it needed, but in the end a bowling ball to the head made me have a change of heart and give The Muppets back their name and theater.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 9, 2012 17:10:45 GMT -5
Hobo with a Shotgun {Spoiler} I like to stick Sewer tops round peoples necks leave em hanging on drains, Tie a rope to their neck, get in a car drive off decapitating them , all for my own sick amusement
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