King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 6, 2012 21:19:36 GMT -5
Damage report, How was your life? How did it end? Planet of the apes spoilers. {Spoiler}Planet of the apes: Successful owner of a giant corporation, and was mauled by hyper intelligent apes. |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 6, 2012 21:36:30 GMT -5
The Perfect Teacher: {Spoiler}Attractive and popular female high school student. In the end, I was arrested after killing the wife of my teacher, accusing him of rape because he wouldn't have sex with me, and kidnapping his daughter. |
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Post by Acclaim Entertainment on Jan 6, 2012 21:38:00 GMT -5
I got frozen into a statue again... but don't worry, I'll take over Equestria one day! *insert evil laugh here*
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Post by moneyman20 on Jan 6, 2012 21:44:37 GMT -5
The Kids are Alright {Spoiler}I'm still here. Just basically got told to f*** off. Hey, at least I got some from Julianne Moore. |
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 6, 2012 21:46:17 GMT -5
Can I count a movie that was used in an MST3K episode or does it actually have to be an actual movie?
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Post by GreyScaleLJH on Jan 6, 2012 21:46:27 GMT -5
Inception {Spoiler}My name is Mallorie "Mal" Cobb, and I am deceased because my husband Dominic Cobb implanted an idea into my head that I was still living in a dream world when it was in fact reality. So I'm getting my revenge by manifesting in his dreams, sabotaging his missions. |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 6, 2012 21:52:10 GMT -5
The Great Silence {Spoiler}I am Loco. I'm known as a ruthless bounty hunter who has never brought in a bounty alive. Even when I capture someone alive, I execute them and then turn their body in for the bounty. At the end of the movie, I had a Mexican standoff with the hero of the movie; Silence. I had a major advantage since one of his hands had been heavily injured earlier in the day. However, Silence still is an amazing draw. So eventually after a distraction from one of my buddies in a window, we finally draw. I casually pull out my gun and blow his brains out. His love interest comes in and checks on him, I shoot her dead too. I then go back into the bar where I'm holding a dozen or so people hostage who are wanted by the law...and me and my boys execute them all, before we all ride off, planning to come back and turn the bodies in for the bounty. What? You expected a happy ending? |
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Post by Red Impact on Jan 6, 2012 21:56:02 GMT -5
Thor {Spoiler}I'll be back next summer for The Avengers! |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 6, 2012 21:58:45 GMT -5
12 Angry Men {Spoiler}Not only did that jerk Henry Fonda sway the entire jury against me, but I've realized I'm so emotionally scarred by the rift between my son and I that I was willing to send another man to death without a second's hesistation. I've had better afternoons, lemme tell ya. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2012 22:05:03 GMT -5
Ghostbusters {Spoiler}I got covered in marshmellows. |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 6, 2012 22:07:08 GMT -5
Initial D: Extra Stage {Spoiler}I am apparently a sexist driver and lose to a woman driver and her friend and I suppose learn some sort of lesson. |
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Post by Drink Up Me Cider on Jan 6, 2012 22:11:15 GMT -5
Battle Royale: {Spoiler}I am Takeshi Kitano: I basically hated my own family enough to allow Noriko, Nanahara and the exchange student to fix the game because kids really don't give a damn about me or my work. So screw it, Noriko deserved to win, water pistol and all. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2012 22:16:51 GMT -5
The Crow. {Spoiler}Started out pretty much awesome had an entire city under my thumb , had the most awesome voice you have ever heard and had a gorgeous psycotic lover and had goons to do all my dirty work for me the perfect life.
But then some birdman chose to ruin my perfect exsistence by fighting me atop a church before hurling me off and impaling me on a gargoyle statue in which my guts flowed out like water...So in the end while I loved my life I f***ing hate birds. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 6, 2012 22:17:36 GMT -5
The Thin Blue Line: {Spoiler}I'm David Harris, the man who really killed officer Robert Wood during a routine stop in Dallas, TX, November of 1976. Even though I bragged about killing him to my friends, I identified my passeger at the time, one Randall Adams, as the killer- and since I was a minor at the time, I couldn't be sentenced to death for the crime, and the prosecutor wanted blood for a cop killing so Adams was convicted and put on death row for a brief period of time despite evidence against it. Texas's criminal appeals court eventually overturned Adams's conviction due to witnesses commiting perjury, while I was executed in 2004 for a different, unrelated murder in the mid-1980's. |
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Post by Cyno on Jan 6, 2012 22:21:27 GMT -5
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith {Spoiler}Got a new apprentice that's half-machine, killed the vast majority of those pesky Jedi, and am now emperor of the known galaxy. It's good to be the Dark Lord of the Sith. |
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jan 6, 2012 22:24:00 GMT -5
Batman: Under the Red Hood. {Spoiler}I am the Joker and I am absolutely insane, but Batman saves me because of his strange ethos. |
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jan 6, 2012 22:24:09 GMT -5
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith {Spoiler}Got a new apprentice that's half-machine, killed the vast majority of those pesky Jedi, and am now emperor of the known galaxy. It's good to be the Dark Lord of the Sith. The future........tis grim! |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 6, 2012 22:31:18 GMT -5
Transformers Dark of the Moon{Spoiler}I try to take over Earth, get the world to agree to send the Autobots off the planet, try to bring Cybertron here, and get killed by Optimus Prime.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jan 6, 2012 23:27:57 GMT -5
My giant spaceship with the world-destroying gun is destroyed by a handful of fighters hired by a planet of pacifists. My last words are "I want to live forever..." {Spoiler}"Battle Beyond the Stars" |
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 6, 2012 23:44:13 GMT -5
What if someone saw a movie that doesnt have a villain? Like My Dinner With Andre?
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