If you were Admin over the entire internet

[Mr Snrub]

what would you do? All i can say is that there be very little trolling going on

[Bam Neeley]

I'd use my powers to petty things like redirect all my friend's DNS queries to a shock site or something like that.

[Sir Woodrow]

There would be more boobies, I feel there aren't enough boobies on the net.

[Hassan bin Sober]

1. Permanent bans for people who type "1st" or any variation of this in comments sections.

2. Permanent bans for people who type "Too soon" in the comments section to an Onion article.

3. Permanent bans for people typing "fake" or "gay" in comments sections. Even if you seriously think something is fake you should have to electorate.

4. Permanent bans for people who bring up religion, race or politics in comments sections to news stories that have nothing to do with such. This would also be followed by a jolt of electricity that would travel through the Internet electrocuting the person until they are a charred corpse like that gangster in Tim Burton's Batman film.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

Lifetime internet bans for youtube commenters who manage to bring race into every video regardless of whether it's related to the content or not.

Lifetime bans for people who during discussions/arguments on forums resort to correcting other peoples grammar as a way to try and gain credibility.

Lifetime bans for youtube commenters who feel the need to bring up Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black in every music video.

Lifetime bans for anyone who posts the fake vids you get on internet with misleading titles. For some reason happens alot with fake botchamania vids.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I'd increase the far-too-small amount of Rule 34 on the net, ban anyone who trashes Bieber in a YouTube video that has nothing to do with him, and cool down shipping wars without attacking the pairings themselves.

Also, I'd form a United Nations style alliance of various fandoms/subcultures to help keep the peace and decrease elitism and cross-fandom flaming. If there's a fanbase big enough out there, they get at least two delegates.

[TheDarkestKnight]

Far to much power.......

I couldn't be trusted, put it that way. I'd end up as a very, very hated young man.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

No rules. Have at it.

[Dat Dude]

The only thing that comes to mind is perma-banning any sites that give instructions on how to hack or make homemade bombs. Other that, I'd leave it be.

[Beets by Schrute]

For personal reasons, I would do away with porn. *ducks for cover*

Mainly my focus would be YouTube for items such as
: banning people who put Simpsons clip with a foreign language and have a English title.
Ending all discussions on religion, politics and which ____ is better.
Doing away with Justin Bieber/ Rebecca Black comments. I dont't like their music, but that should not be a death sentence.
Ending WWF, "Attitude Era" comments. It's over! Move on or stop watching. Oh, and any comment that wishes death on Cena, Orton or any other star.
Spammers will be banished!

[Ryback on a Pole!]

Gotta admit, if I had that much power I don't think I'd be able to resist the urge to be an absolute dick by banning all porn or something else overly drastic.

[Red Impact]

I'd abuse the everloving hell out of it.

[Sir Woodrow]

Jan 4, 2012 17:42:59 GMT -5 Ryback on a Pole! said:

Gotta admit, if I had that much power I don't think I'd be able to resist the urge to be an absolute dick by banning all porn or something else overly drastic.

You have just made a very powerful enemy today

[darthalexander]

Trolls would be banned for life. I have low tolerance for them and they'd be the first to go.

If people have disagreements and want to debate issues, that's ok by me, but the moment trolling appears - you're gone.

I'd also ban anyone who makes a Farmville request for a month.

I'd put a re-direct on links for those who post those copy and paste "issue" statements on Facebook. If it attempts to guilt people into posting it themselves then those people get a one year ban from Facebook.

[nWoElite]

Porn would be free.

There, I said it. Can I go back to Brazzers now?

[The Sam]

I'd ban everyone. Just to be safe.

[Sajoa Moe]

Computer viruses for everyone who uses the word "meh".

[chazraps]

Jan 4, 2012 18:03:23 GMT -5 Sajoa Moe said:

Computer viruses for everyone who uses the word "meh".

or "SMH"

and a big tattoo of "I'M A LAZY RACIST" on the forehead of lazy music journalists who use the phrase "What does that even mean?" when criticizing lyrics.

[Hassan bin Sober]

Just thought of another one:

Put a filter on YouTube that prevents the uploads of videos where someone just aimed a camera at their TV INSTEAD OF CAPTURING THE VIDEO PROPERLY.. I once saw such a video where someone had done this by aiming a camera at their computer that was playing a youtube video. so i was watching youtube on youtube.

[Magician under the moonlight]

BAN POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS! They always come up at the ramdomest places.