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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 4, 2012 18:22:38 GMT -5
BAN POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS! They always come up at the ramdomest places. I don't like that it and religion are banned here, let alone generally. Personally I'd ban people who can't handle a rational discussion rather than the topic.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 4, 2012 18:23:05 GMT -5
Porn would be free. There, I said it. Can I go back to Brazzers now? Wants free porn Pays for porn
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 4, 2012 18:31:49 GMT -5
you mean i'm not?
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 4, 2012 18:38:51 GMT -5
For personal reasons, I would do away with porn. *ducks for cover* And close down 69% of the internet? Basically, what I'd create are two groups: 1. Those who agree with me. They'd be allowed online. 2. Those who don't. They'd get the Ban Hammer.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 4, 2012 18:41:28 GMT -5
For personal reasons, I would do away with porn. *ducks for cover* Ending all discussions on religion, politics and which ____ is better. So what the f*** is left?
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 4, 2012 18:43:09 GMT -5
For personal reasons, I would do away with porn. *ducks for cover* Ending all discussions on religion, politics and which ____ is better. So what the f*** is left? tv quotes and the internet movie database.... and a few pages asking where the porns gone and one wanting the porn back.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 4, 2012 18:44:56 GMT -5
Also, more slash fiction. MORE!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2012 18:52:32 GMT -5
Pretty much just eliminate commenting on Youtube videos altogether, and get rid of every site that gives away copyrighted material for free. (Looking at you people who stream WWE PPVs.)
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jan 4, 2012 19:08:52 GMT -5
.....I honestly think.....I'd sanitize things a bit to suit my tastes.
Porn would stay, and would be free.....
Camsites would be required upfront to TELL you if there was a Paywall. Not a "Watch the free stuff for a limited time THEN pay for more. FIRST FEW LINES OF THE PAGE IN BIG f***ING RED LETTERS PAYWALL Terms and condiditons.
Youtube would either uniformly Ban/Take down ALL Material that was copyrighted or just leave it the hell alone.
Trolls would be allowed to exist.....but Any act of trolling will to re-direct your internet traffic to a smaller and smaller group of sites. Eventually all the trolls will be "Herded" to a single location online where they can squabble amongst themselves
The -fag descriptor will be punishable by beating. None of this Bullshit Ban Business.....A Group of Internet Security Goons will trace the IP of the user, then re-educate them......violently if need be.
That's the bulk of it.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 4, 2012 19:36:30 GMT -5
For personal reasons, I would do away with porn. *ducks for cover* Ending all discussions on religion, politics and which ____ is better. So what the f*** is left? Shopping , cheat codes, and Looney Tunes.
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Post by Dub H on Jan 4, 2012 19:38:26 GMT -5
Ban everythign,everyone,end the internet. Watch as the world falls into chaos. Off course you are,there is only FAN Forum at the internet,and only that
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 4, 2012 21:05:56 GMT -5
- Porn is Free - Youtube comments are disabled - "Arrow to the knee" jokes get you banned from the internet
I think those are the 3 steps needed to make me the most respected man ever.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 4, 2012 21:11:55 GMT -5
NO MEMES ALLOWED.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Jan 4, 2012 21:19:00 GMT -5
BAN POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS! They always come up at the ramdomest places. I don't like that it and religion are banned here, let alone generally. Personally I'd ban people who can't handle a rational discussion rather than the topic. IF it is just a thread discussion in a thread, the that's ok unless the argument goes way out of hand, I meant more people trying to switch a thread subject into it when it's really not needed.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 4, 2012 21:19:24 GMT -5
Someone mentioned how annoying it is for the "Grammar grouch" to use grammar errors as a resort to discredit someone's post.
I would make it suspense worthy if a person criticizes someone for using an unusual/untypical color font, yet the poster complaining has a great deal of punctuation or spelling problems in his or her own post.
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NerdyGerdy
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Post by NerdyGerdy on Jan 4, 2012 22:44:29 GMT -5
Far to much power....... I couldn't be trusted, put it that way. I'd end up as a very, very hated young man. I too would go down in history as "The Man Who Made the Internet No Fun Anymore." Most of the internet would be gone, users would both fear and despise me. You'd still have your porn, so no worries there.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2012 1:52:00 GMT -5
Any responses to news that amounts to, "Old!" and things like, "Cool story, bro," will be met with an immediate ban.
Other than that, don't care much. Actually, strike that - celebrity gossip sites, you are outta here.
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Jan 5, 2012 2:13:55 GMT -5
I would probably eliminate comment sections all together because they're breeding grounds for stupid.
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Post by bob on Jan 5, 2012 2:16:37 GMT -5
I'd get rid of all porn just to piss people off
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 5, 2012 8:44:48 GMT -5
Bye bye, 4chan!
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