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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 5, 2012 10:18:18 GMT -5
Off course you are,there is only FAN Forum at the internet,and only that you ever experience times when your net slows down or just dies randomly..... it was that guy *points to the right and then runs away.*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2012 15:19:20 GMT -5
Everyday, I'd pick one of the follow at random: Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Google, Wikipedia, Amazon and Every other website.
The chosen one would be shut down for 24 hours.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 5, 2012 15:33:55 GMT -5
- Porn is Free - Youtube comments are disabled - "Arrow to the knee" jokes get you banned from the internet I think those are the 3 steps needed to make me the most respected man ever. A lot of porn IS free. You can't go 5 sites without stumbling over a boob. I don't understand why this keeps popping up?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 5, 2012 15:34:41 GMT -5
Pretty much just eliminate commenting on Youtube videos altogether, and get rid of every site that gives away copyrighted material for free. (Looking at you people who stream WWE PPVs.) Go ahead and try to find them all.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Jan 5, 2012 16:55:47 GMT -5
Permanent bans along with FBI notifications for anybody uploading or downloading child pornography.
Otherwise I would probably just leave well enough alone, only using my power on random assholes that I happen to come across.
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Post by salsashark on Jan 5, 2012 17:03:35 GMT -5
Reading this thread and the SOPA one, one after the other, brings the lols.
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Post by Cyno on Jan 5, 2012 17:13:33 GMT -5
Internet trolls and flamers will have their IP's traced and located. Then I will fly my personal jet over to their house with a group of hired goons. And beat the holy hell out of them, Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back style.
I give myself GM accounts and lifetime free subscriptions to World of Warcraft and Star Wars: The Old Republic. And I can use my GM account in normal gameplay so I can instakill raid bosses. ;D
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Post by zing on Jan 5, 2012 17:45:13 GMT -5
Implement an intelligence test to use the internet
Ban all misogynist pornography
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Jan 5, 2012 19:12:29 GMT -5
To be honest, I'd shut it down. All of it.
(Don't think of it as hating. Think of it as bettering society holistically-speaking.)
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 5, 2012 19:52:24 GMT -5
Ban everyone who doesn't say Hail Cthulhu after the end of each post. That includes youtube videos and any form of flash and audio. If someone says Hail Cthulhu and nothing else, then they have to say it again.
Anyone that would ask questions that question my authority, they get banned.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jan 5, 2012 20:16:29 GMT -5
To be honest, I'd shut it down. All of it. (Don't think of it as hating. Think of it as bettering society holistically-speaking.) Time to use our substitute "i-MAG-IN-ATION boxes" for entertainment a la Spongebob.
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Post by mrrotten on Jan 5, 2012 20:18:49 GMT -5
The internet would be 97% about bacon!
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