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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2011 13:38:40 GMT -5
I don't know how it happened, but I'm banking on the "I HATE YOU HEATH SLATER!" guy tampering with his drug test.
That or Heath eating a bunch of poppy seed muffins leading up to the test.
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Post by Chronos on Oct 17, 2011 13:52:31 GMT -5
I probably missed another board meme. Why did we not like Heath Slater? Just look at this bastard: To be fair I think most of us love Heath Slater, but we love to hate on him. He probably did this while he was submitting his test, and that's the real reason it failed.
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Post by timomouse on Oct 17, 2011 14:04:20 GMT -5
Heath Slater: The One Man rock Band. That band is Motley Crue
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Oct 17, 2011 14:05:59 GMT -5
And we care why?
Hopefully he learns something from this.
You'd think these guys would know better.
I wish it said WHAT they got caught with.
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Post by lez 3:16 on Oct 17, 2011 14:19:43 GMT -5
You will never see an actual star fail a test. It's always guys that don't matter so the WWE can keep saying their system works.
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Post by Corey "Valo" Carver on Oct 17, 2011 14:26:41 GMT -5
CANNOT BE UNSOLD. Well done you!
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Post by Rolent Tex on Oct 17, 2011 14:29:31 GMT -5
I'd like to think Vince just snuck in and switched the labels on Slater and Mason Ryan's tests. Somewhere right now there's a confused doctor wondering why Slater's not built like a truck...and he hates him for it.
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Oct 17, 2011 14:31:30 GMT -5
You will never see an actual star fail a test. It's always guys that don't matter so the WWE can keep saying their system works. Rey Mysterio & Randy Orton both beg to differ.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Oct 17, 2011 14:34:24 GMT -5
You will never see an actual star fail a test. It's always guys that don't matter so the WWE can keep saying their system works. Rey Mysterio & Randy Orton both beg to differ. Edge, Jeff Hardy and Booker T. all waive as well.
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Oct 17, 2011 14:58:35 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio & Randy Orton both beg to differ. Edge, Jeff Hardy and Booker T. all waive as well. Regal, Umaga and Kennedy as well (all 3 during pretty big pushes)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2011 15:09:02 GMT -5
He probably just went to an Alicia Keys concert last weekend and may have accidentally gotten high from a girl with a lip ring.
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Post by YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah on Oct 17, 2011 15:18:37 GMT -5
DAMNIT. All he's been doing is jobbing, and now this. I'm a huge fan of him, so I hate saying this, but I'm feeling like he really isn't going to be in the WWE for that long... even if he is, I have the sinking feeling that he'll just keep jobbing and jobbing and jobbing.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 17, 2011 15:40:18 GMT -5
Rocking out with his rock out out.
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DeathRay
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Post by DeathRay on Oct 17, 2011 15:55:02 GMT -5
Well, it looks like D-Bryan is not gonna get any wins for a while.
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Post by EJS on Oct 17, 2011 16:16:28 GMT -5
Guess that means there's no chance Daniel Bryan will win a match for 30 days.
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Post by franchisedavis on Oct 17, 2011 16:22:19 GMT -5
What makes anyone on the WWE roster think they are gonna not get busted?
Everyone keeps seeing others people getting busted, take the hint.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Oct 17, 2011 16:37:49 GMT -5
No one has ever pinned more main eventers and got nothing out of it. I'd try to hulk out too.
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Post by J.O.B. Squad on Oct 17, 2011 17:01:41 GMT -5
Now who is gonna be WWE's One Man Rock Band?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Oct 17, 2011 17:04:16 GMT -5
DAMNIT. All he's been doing is jobbing, and now this. I'm a huge fan of him, so I hate saying this, but I'm feeling like he really isn't going to be in the WWE for that long... even if he is, I have the sinking feeling that he'll just keep jobbing and jobbing and jobbing. Nah, jobbing is what he's best at. He's great at selling. He'll stay in the WWE for years and years as a jobber, I think.
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Oct 17, 2011 17:07:08 GMT -5
So, the red headed stepchild gets treated like a wet food stamp.
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