HBL
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Post by HBL on Oct 18, 2011 14:49:19 GMT -5
When he comes back he'll team with John Cena, explaining he was suspended by Dwayne Johnson just so he can claim he's "The one man Rock banned" LOL,I may actually like him if that happens.
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Post by potpie on Oct 18, 2011 14:52:47 GMT -5
Hilarious answer: Ginger relations. Sheamus by himself isn't enough. My ideal gimmick for him would be a ginger rights activist. He can whine and picket SD whenever he's not on the card and eventually hire Otunga to serve Teddy Long] papers for a discrimination suit. The show would then be forced to staff ginger techies, valets, ring announcers, managers, and refs...for about a week. Then everyone goes back to normal, Slater turns livid, and threatens a one man strike, which nobody objects to.
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Post by Self High Five on Oct 18, 2011 18:26:45 GMT -5
Hilarious answer: Ginger relations. Sheamus by himself isn't enough. My ideal gimmick for him would be a ginger rights activist. He can whine and picket SD whenever he's not on the card and eventually hire Otunga to serve Teddy Long] papers for a discrimination suit. The show would then be forced to staff ginger techies, valets, ring announcers, managers, and refs...for about a week. Then everyone goes back to normal, Slater turns livid, and threatens a one man strike, which nobody objects to. Some sort of Ginger Activist gimmick, similar to the way Cartman was booked on South Park, would be really great.
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Oct 20, 2011 18:22:33 GMT -5
From the Figure Four Newsletter: Heath Slater was suspended for 30 days on a Wellness violation this week. While we do not know if this was the reason Slater was suspended, the rumor among the wrestlers is that several individuals in the last several months have failed for synthetic marijuana, aka Spice. Whether Slater failed for Spice or not, the key to this story is that many wrestlers believe people are failing for it and getting suspended, and are thus considering going back to smoking real marijuana, since a marijuana failure is a $2,500 fine with no suspension, and they now believe a Spice failure is treated as a strike with a 30-day suspension.
...so Heath went from being the Chick from Wendy's to a Spice Girl?
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Oct 20, 2011 18:45:11 GMT -5
From the Figure Four Newsletter: Heath Slater was suspended for 30 days on a Wellness violation this week. While we do not know if this was the reason Slater was suspended, the rumor among the wrestlers is that several individuals in the last several months have failed for synthetic marijuana, aka Spice. Whether Slater failed for Spice or not, the key to this story is that many wrestlers believe people are failing for it and getting suspended, and are thus considering going back to smoking real marijuana, since a marijuana failure is a $2,500 fine with no suspension, and they now believe a Spice failure is treated as a strike with a 30-day suspension. ...so Heath went from being the Chick from Wendy's to a Spice Girl? So, he didn't get suspended for doing any real drugs? He was just too stupid to realize that getting caught with pot is only a fine? Too Funny!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2011 21:07:01 GMT -5
DAMNIT. All he's been doing is jobbing, and now this. I'm a huge fan of him, so I hate saying this, but I'm feeling like he really isn't going to be in the WWE for that long... even if he is, I have the sinking feeling that he'll just keep jobbing and jobbing and jobbing. Good. I'm pretty sure Heath Slater was genetically engineered in a lab to be the perfect jobber. This made me laugh so hard.
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Post by bathory on Oct 20, 2011 21:20:41 GMT -5
Why not smoke the real deal when the designer stuff gets you more punishment. Some people are just dumb lol.
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Post by Sparvid on Oct 22, 2011 0:24:47 GMT -5
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Post by noleafclover1980 on Oct 22, 2011 5:21:35 GMT -5
So, the biggah pictha is that Nexus likes to get high as ****?
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Post by CodyRhodesTheFuture on Oct 22, 2011 6:58:50 GMT -5
shame i always like heath, if done right he could be that heel that everyone wants to see get beat up plus with his good selling skills that could be something that would help slater rise in the cards
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Post by Bishblast on Oct 22, 2011 7:17:41 GMT -5
I had just about forgotten about the 3 strike rule... wonder who's on their second strike, treading water.
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queenbee
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Post by queenbee on Oct 22, 2011 12:59:46 GMT -5
Slater suspended because of wellness?? Psssh. Moar like he shoulda been less PERVO!
LULZ
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Rican
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Post by Rican on Oct 22, 2011 13:03:00 GMT -5
Give Heath a pothead gimmick ASAP!
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