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Post by The Tank on Oct 17, 2011 17:10:04 GMT -5
No one has ever pinned more main eventers and got nothing out of it. I'd try to hulk out too. I think you're forgetting someone. ...someone.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2011 17:13:49 GMT -5
Is moonshine on the list of banned substances?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2011 17:13:52 GMT -5
No one has ever pinned more main eventers and got nothing out of it. I'd try to hulk out too. I think you're forgetting someone. ...someone. Please tell me you didn't compare Slater to Kenderson with a straight face. We all know Slater is way better than the man of glass.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2011 17:17:01 GMT -5
I can see Vince now: "Goddammit Heath, you don't have to job to the drug test too!"
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Post by anticonscience on Oct 17, 2011 17:32:06 GMT -5
Heath should have listened to everybody and not drank the water in Mexico this weekend....
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Post by Gummydavidson on Oct 17, 2011 18:44:07 GMT -5
I HATE YOU HEATH SLATER I HATE YOU! sorry just had to get it out of my system
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Post by potpie on Oct 17, 2011 19:57:06 GMT -5
Five jokes off the top of my head: 1) The ginger in his hair was actually ganja. 2) There was something extra in those grits he ate for breakfast. 3) He's medicating his lack of bromance with brownies. 4) He's not on pot, he's on a 'diet'. Instead of his waistline, the diet unfortunately downsizes his career. 5) Drug printout sheet for Heath Slater: * PCP- Negative * Heroine- Negative * Total Git- Positive * Intellect- Negative * Presence of soul- Negative * Mic Skills- Double Negative * Ginger- TRIPLE POSITIVE
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Post by General Adam on Oct 17, 2011 19:59:31 GMT -5
Five jokes off the top of my head: 1) The ginger in his hair was actually ganja. 2) There was something extra in those grits he ate for breakfast. 3) He's medicating his lack of bromance with brownies. 4) He's not on pot, he's on a 'diet'. Instead of his waistline, the diet unfortunately downsizes his career. 5) Drug printout sheet for Heath Slater: * PCP- Negative * Heroine- Negative * Total Git- Positive * Intellect- Negative * Presence of soul- Negative * Mic Skills- Double Negative * Ginger- TRIPLE POSITIVE *applauds.*
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Post by canceled4truth on Oct 17, 2011 20:07:09 GMT -5
No one has ever pinned more main eventers and got nothing out of it. I'd try to hulk out too. No kidding. Dude's pinned Edge, Jericho, Sheamus (while he was WWE Champion) and I believe Orton.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Oct 17, 2011 20:37:11 GMT -5
No one has ever pinned more main eventers and got nothing out of it. I'd try to hulk out too. I think you're forgetting someone. ...someone. Heath isn't going to fued with any of those guys one on one or win Money in the Bank this year I'm betting.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 17, 2011 22:28:16 GMT -5
DAMNIT. All he's been doing is jobbing, and now this. I'm a huge fan of him, so I hate saying this, but I'm feeling like he really isn't going to be in the WWE for that long... even if he is, I have the sinking feeling that he'll just keep jobbing and jobbing and jobbing. Good. I'm pretty sure Heath Slater was genetically engineered in a lab to be the perfect jobber.
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Post by Self High Five on Oct 17, 2011 22:36:08 GMT -5
He'll come back in thirty days better than ever, I'm sure we'll all turn over a new slate.
...has that one been done yet?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 17, 2011 22:52:35 GMT -5
No one has ever pinned more main eventers and got nothing out of it. I'd try to hulk out too. No kidding. Dude's pinned Edge, Jericho, Sheamus (while he was WWE Champion) and I believe Orton. He also pinned Cena to win his third tag title.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Oct 17, 2011 23:27:46 GMT -5
He'll come back in thirty days better than ever, I'm sure we'll all turn over a new slate. ...has that one been done yet? I'm not sure, but unfortunately for Heath, I don't think they're gonna wipe the slate clean, unless the slate gets clean itself.
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Post by Rican on Oct 18, 2011 0:50:10 GMT -5
First Darren Young, now Heath Slater. NEXUS IS PLANNING SOMETHING BIG. BIGGAH PICTCHA
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Post by Self High Five on Oct 18, 2011 0:59:42 GMT -5
He'll come back in thirty days better than ever, I'm sure we'll all turn over a new slate. ...has that one been done yet? I'm not sure, but unfortunately for Heath, I don't think they're gonna wipe the slate clean, unless the slate gets clean itself. Nice.
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Post by HBL on Oct 18, 2011 13:56:01 GMT -5
Gonna ask the obvious question...why is this guy not released already?!
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Oct 18, 2011 13:57:50 GMT -5
Gonna ask the obvious question...why is this guy not released already?! Cause this is only his first strike.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Oct 18, 2011 14:39:45 GMT -5
Gonna ask the obvious question...why is this guy not released already?! Genuine answer: he sells like a champ and is a decent hand in the ring Hilarious answer: Ginger relations. Sheamus by himself isn't enough.
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Post by necktiechokehold on Oct 18, 2011 14:44:34 GMT -5
When he comes back he'll team with John Cena, explaining he was suspended by Dwayne Johnson just so he can claim he's "The one man Rock banned"
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