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Post by Chardee MacDennis on Apr 2, 2012 9:26:32 GMT -5
Hey everyone! I'm looking for a new best friend. Here are my credentials...
1.) I like pizza!
2.) I enjoy television and movies!
3. I usually sleep about 6-8 hours a night!
4.) I brush my teeth twice a day (sometimes three)!
5.) I'm interested in many things!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2012 10:35:32 GMT -5
Ok but you have to buy me stuff and I get to use your car whenever I want.
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CaptainFall
Samurai Cop
'Fascinating is the word of the day'
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Post by CaptainFall on Apr 2, 2012 12:25:56 GMT -5
Yeah, we're friends. Can you give me a ride to the airport?
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Apr 2, 2012 13:54:10 GMT -5
You're interested in "many things?" Well, that's just vague enough to work! When can you start, buddy?
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Apr 2, 2012 14:54:29 GMT -5
wots this NONSENSE about sleeping at night bro??
deal breaker ;D
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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 2, 2012 18:40:01 GMT -5
Are you any good at video games or rapping? What about doing commentary over shitty backyard wrestling matches?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 2, 2012 18:52:04 GMT -5
I'm in the market for a bro. Are you willing to be player #2 in all games? This is non negotiable. I don't give up the prestigious player #1 unless we're at your place. How is your spicy food tolerance? I mean atomic levels here. Will you ever ask to crash at my place? That's a deal breaker, I won't put up with any more bofas on my sofa.  |
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 2, 2012 19:01:35 GMT -5
I got this dick-shaped flier saying you're looking for a friend. Nothing sexual.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 2, 2012 19:06:19 GMT -5
Are we talking about normal boring friends? Or special sexy freinds? The kind that don't mind dressing up in drag for the other's physical stimulation.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2012 19:19:55 GMT -5
Are you the friend that abides by the no pants rule? because thats a deal breaker if you watch NXT with no pants we can be besties forever and ever.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Apr 2, 2012 22:37:40 GMT -5
Darn. I'm only interested in some things. Oh well.
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Post by DSR on Apr 2, 2012 23:31:30 GMT -5
I got this dick-shaped flier saying you're looking for a friend. Nothing sexual. Oh man, this guy is so passionate. You should've seen how excited he got when I showed him the dick-flyer! |
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