|
|
Post by Dick Foley on Jan 22, 2006 21:03:53 GMT -5
He'd shock me if he beat Triple H clean at Wrestlemania.
|
|
|
|
Post by elassowipo on Jan 22, 2006 21:13:06 GMT -5
3 way with lita and trish Nah. Three way with Orlando Jordan and Lita. |
|
|
|
Post by The Deadly Snake on Jan 22, 2006 21:14:32 GMT -5
Cuts a scathing promo about how he was the good half of E&C and how Christian had to bolt to Orlando because that he could only get a title shot in a half assed indy fed. That would actually be cool. |
|
Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
Posts: 5,556
|
Post by Beav on Jan 22, 2006 21:18:15 GMT -5
Since they seem to want Tim White dead have Edge pull a Jack Kavorkian, Suicide Doctor.
|
|
Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,490
|
Post by Joekishi on Jan 22, 2006 21:21:33 GMT -5
Cuts a scathing promo about how he was the good half of E&C and how Christian had to bolt to Orlando because that he could only get a title shot in a half assed indy fed. that would garner a face pop |
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 22, 2006 22:12:52 GMT -5
* * Edge does an entire episode in Leet-Speak* He better not... *shakes his fist* |
|
|
|
Post by Allison Reynolds on Jan 22, 2006 22:14:41 GMT -5
Since they seem to want Tim White dead have Edge pull a Jack Kavorkian, Suicide Doctor. Heh.. I was going to suggest that. Edge does assisted suicide on T.V. |
|
|
|
Post by revelations on Jan 22, 2006 22:17:01 GMT -5
Edge HAS to take a dump on something. The championship belt, Cena's bling...or maybe a divas bag.
|
|
|
|
Post by sunwukong on Jan 22, 2006 22:17:24 GMT -5
Building on that....
We see Edge giving Lita a back alley abortion while talking about his newfound bi-species sexual tendencies, and the advice he's been getting from Kurt Angle on the matter.
|
|
|
|
Post by sexualvanilla on Jan 22, 2006 22:50:43 GMT -5
Barbecue a baby while Snitsky watches on
|
|
|
|
Post by slopslopslop on Jan 22, 2006 22:58:03 GMT -5
T.P. Bret Hart's house with Shawn Michaels.
It'll work with Canada atleast.
He could hire Tony Schiavone as his personal announcer, too.
|
|
|
|
Post by Se7en: Horse That Wrote Poems on Jan 22, 2006 22:58:26 GMT -5
Beat Cena, HHH, and HBK in a four-way match clean.
SHOCKING!!!
|
|
HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
Posts: 15,079
|
Post by HRH The KING on Jan 22, 2006 23:16:22 GMT -5
Hump Katie Vick.
|
|
wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
Posts: 8,999
|
Post by wwerules60 on Jan 22, 2006 23:41:28 GMT -5
Announce that he has broken up with lita because he is gay. And he has been seeing a secret lover for the past few months (Lance Cade's Music hits) Lance Cade comes to the ring and they embrace in a passionate Kiss when all of a sudden we hear Orlando Jordan's music hits and he comes down and says that he is Edges real lover. OJ and Cade have an intense staredown when Trinity comes to the ring. She is upset at OJ.
Next week on Raw they all have a Viagra on a Pole match which ends when Cade sets them all on fire.
This Idea would be ;Dgood ;D because it gives Cade something to do and sets up OJ with his Bisexual gimmick.
|
|
HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
Posts: 15,079
|
Post by HRH The KING on Jan 23, 2006 0:02:40 GMT -5
Tell everybody that when he was in the Brood, he actually WAS a real vampire and would regularly drink blood to sustain him in his kingdom of the undead.
|
|
|
|
Post by slopslopslop on Jan 23, 2006 0:06:49 GMT -5
Say him and Snitsky were buddies in high school, and they'd go to the local daycare and beat up babies all day.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Jeebus on Jan 23, 2006 0:10:13 GMT -5
Announce that he has broken up with lita because he is gay. And he has been seeing a secret lover for the past few months (Lance Cade's Music hits) Lance Cade comes to the ring and they embrace in a passionate Kiss when all of a sudden we hear Orlando Jordan's music hits and he comes down and says that he is Edges real lover. OJ and Cade have an intense staredown when Trinity comes to the ring. She is upset at OJ. Next week on Raw they all have a Viagra on a Pole match which ends when Cade sets them all on fire. This Idea would be ;Dgood ;D because it gives Cade something to do and sets up OJ with his Bisexual gimmick. That reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend. The Second City Saints debut with their 'Straight Edge' gimmick. Edge, infuriated that the SCS are using his name, Edge begins his stable, 'Gay Edge,' which consists of guys who are either homosexual or on drugs, or both. The feud ends at SummerSlam, where the team of CM Punk, Colt Cabana and Ace Steel are defeated by Edge, JBL and Chris Masters. |
|
|
|
Post by thehatman on Jan 23, 2006 0:28:16 GMT -5
Edge needs to wreck total chaos on RAW. His gimmick is supposed to be "wild and revolutionary" (well, about as revolutionary as "PEOPLE USE THE INTERNET", but still). So... why not have him do totally randomly uncalled for stuff? Just because he wants to?
For example, he could do a set-up to get Joey Styles beaten up by Snitsky, because he could. He could have Lita mack on a random face, only to have Edge nail him from behind with a chair, because he could.
|
|
|
|
Post by plushtar on Jan 23, 2006 1:19:28 GMT -5
Blindfold the entire McMahon family and lead them to the ring to find Edge's new manager . . .
The Ultimate Warrior.
It will only be shocking to the McMahons.
|
|
|
|
Post by sunwukong on Jan 23, 2006 1:23:27 GMT -5
For a few weeks, have Edge be pretty scarce. The only time you ever see him, he's walking into a locked room wearing a lab coat.
Eventually he cuts a promo about how next week, he's got a major surprise for the fans at the live RAW. Next week comes and his music hits, but he doesn't appear. Instead a greenish colored smoke fills the arena.
After seveal minutes, Edge appears in the ring and cuts a promo talking about how, for the past month, he's been analyzing Lita's various STD's in his lab, and how he finally discovered a way to fuse them into an airborne, uncurable, untreatable Super-STD. And then smiles and nods and says "That smoke? Heh....That wasn't smoke....".
And a full scale riot breaks out.
|
|
