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Post by Not in the Face!!! on Jan 23, 2006 1:40:03 GMT -5
They should use him to mock TNA it worked for DX
So a side note to that I was watching impact and my wife walked in. She knows a little bit about wrestling and knows I watch RAW. She looked at me a bit agitated and said why are you watching Tits And Ass. damn that name needs work
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 23, 2006 10:42:04 GMT -5
For a few weeks, have Edge be pretty scarce. The only time you ever see him, he's walking into a locked room wearing a lab coat. Eventually he cuts a promo about how next week, he's got a major surprise for the fans at the live RAW. Next week comes and his music hits, but he doesn't appear. Instead a greenish colored smoke fills the arena. After seveal minutes, Edge appears in the ring and cuts a promo talking about how, for the past month, he's been analyzing Lita's various STD's in his lab, and how he finally discovered a way to fuse them into an airborne, uncurable, untreatable Super-STD. And then smiles and nods and says "That smoke? Heh....That wasn't smoke....". And a full scale riot breaks out. That'd be a mark-out moment right there. Or, at least, a break-out moment
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 23, 2006 11:10:11 GMT -5
For a few weeks, have Edge be pretty scarce. The only time you ever see him, he's walking into a locked room wearing a lab coat. Eventually he cuts a promo about how next week, he's got a major surprise for the fans at the live RAW. Next week comes and his music hits, but he doesn't appear. Instead a greenish colored smoke fills the arena. After seveal minutes, Edge appears in the ring and cuts a promo talking about how, for the past month, he's been analyzing Lita's various STD's in his lab, and how he finally discovered a way to fuse them into an airborne, uncurable, untreatable Super-STD. And then smiles and nods and says "That smoke? Heh....That wasn't smoke....". And a full scale riot breaks out. That'd be a mark-out moment right there. Or, at least, a break-out moment It'd be funny as hell ...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 23, 2006 11:47:28 GMT -5
That'd be a mark-out moment right there. Or, at least, a break-out moment It'd be funny as hell ... Yes, but all of Edge's evil plans would be thwarted by this man: Then, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick him in the face, sending his head into orbit around Mars.
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admiralcrunchy™
King Koopa
Don't let me die with that silly look in my eyes
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Jan 23, 2006 11:53:19 GMT -5
showed everyone his small package he can't help it, he's Canadian I just pissed off all of our neighbors to the north with that one....only kidding folks!!!!
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Jan 23, 2006 11:54:19 GMT -5
The Second City Saints debut with their 'Straight Edge' gimmick. Edge, infuriated that the SCS are using his name, Edge begins his stable, 'Gay Edge,' which consists of guys who are either homosexual or on drugs, or both. The feud ends at SummerSlam, where the team of CM Punk, Colt Cabana and Ace Steel are defeated by Edge, JBL and Chris Masters. *real life laughing out loud*
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whothoughtofthis
Don Corleone
set em up country music its party time
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Jan 23, 2006 12:29:00 GMT -5
if he wants to shock he needs to do one thing, DIG UP KATIE VICK
if he really wants to shock, he needs to pull a lose my smile type of promo, and just shoot on anyone and everyone. the simulated sex acts dont shock anyone, there is enough of that on abc and nbc. with the suspension of belief you cant truly shock anyone in a violent way. because we all know how real, real is. A profanity laced tirade? yeah that is near any rap album. actually lets have edge there tell about how he cheated on his wife, and took his friends girlfriend, and also how his tag team partner was let go. it will be great have him bare his soul so everyone knows what kind of piece of crap he is
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admiralcrunchy™
King Koopa
Don't let me die with that silly look in my eyes
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Jan 23, 2006 13:10:37 GMT -5
if he wants to shock he needs to do one thing, DIG UP KATIE VICK Gold....seriously if he did that...I'd be marking for him more than anyone else. That would be a great gimmick though where he goes around bringing up prior storylines amongst other wrestlecrap worthy things.
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Post by shemmy86 on Jan 23, 2006 13:13:36 GMT -5
Bring the RTC back to fued with Edge to lower his rating from R down to the more family friendly PG13.
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Post by TheThreadKiller on Jan 23, 2006 13:22:20 GMT -5
Rated R Superstar? So far all that means is making fun of Ric Flair's legal problems and John Cena. As fun as those are, we all do that, and this is a far from "Rated R" board. I feel he needs to swear more, more senseless violence, and yes if he was used as a way to poke some fun at TNA, I'd mark like the rest of you.
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Post by revelations on Jan 23, 2006 13:25:27 GMT -5
I actually like the Lost My Smile idea. Or faking a severe knee injury during the match and requesting it be stopped...heavy drama as Edge is carried out on a stretcher, even Cena himself looks worried. Later in the night, Edge is caught on camera walking out of the arena with a big smile on his face, laughing about how smart he is for duping everyone.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Jan 23, 2006 16:16:41 GMT -5
So much gold in this thread....
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Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Jan 23, 2006 16:20:42 GMT -5
Have him steal my gimmick in EWT, come out dressed as the Blue Blazer!
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Tom
Don Corleone
Power Of Station.
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Post by Tom on Jan 23, 2006 17:39:52 GMT -5
Oh come on! If you're going to shock the world, do it right!
All he needs is: 1) a crappy yellow wall with two pyros placed dangerously close to it, 2) Sting, Davey Boy Smith, Sid and Harlem Heat, 3) a gorgeous glittery purple Stormtrooper helmet, 4) some weird cape thing with suspenders underneath and a pair of jeans, 5) WCW, 6) Tony Schiavonne ...and 7)... Fred Ottman.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 23, 2006 17:44:42 GMT -5
He eats a live midget.
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whothoughtofthis
Don Corleone
set em up country music its party time
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Jan 23, 2006 18:21:39 GMT -5
hey stamp they used your idea in wcw and buff didnt get anywhere with it.
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 23, 2006 18:22:18 GMT -5
Reveal Lita's she-wang. Then doin the nasty with it.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jan 23, 2006 19:53:38 GMT -5
Storm into a lesbian bar filled with full-on manly bull dykes, jump up on the bar, drop his pants and yell "WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE SWEETIES WANTS TO BE THE FIRST TO COOK MY DINNER THEN ORALLY SATISFY ME?!?!?"
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