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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 22, 2006 19:32:17 GMT -5
Almost every week, the 'Rated R Superstar' Edge comes out and tries to do something shocking. He bragged about nailing Lita in front of Matt, made fun of Terry Gordy's death, got head in the bed, showed everyone his small package, and was getting a lapdance last we saw him. But Edge is running out of ideas, and needs you, his biggest fans, to help him out. What else can he do?
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Post by incagnito on Jan 22, 2006 19:34:03 GMT -5
3 way with lita and trish
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jan 22, 2006 19:34:40 GMT -5
I'm waiting for someone to bust in a locker room and find another superstar hitting a bong. Instead of gratituous sex, maybe some unadulterated drug use shenanigans would do the trick. Tell me seeing Edge drive through a White Castle drive-thru backwards with his eyes bugged out wouldn't do it...
*Note: If I feel like it, I'll write a little RP for this idea later.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2006 19:34:57 GMT -5
Hmmmmmmm he talks about how Cena urinated on the wwe title with his run (This isn't a Cena bash btw, it's from an Edge's character POV) so Edge lays down the belt on the ground and urinates on it Or if you want to go really far, he could leave an 'Adam Copeland' on it
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 22, 2006 19:36:46 GMT -5
Rated R..yeah violence, with brief nudity.
he about covers that.
now if he does one of those promos with the infamous "USA Clean ups" you know..
if you watched Scarface on USA you know what i'm talking about
I got one
an "I Can't Quit You" match vs. Murdoch
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 22, 2006 19:36:58 GMT -5
He remakes that DX "State of the Union" or something like that promo.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jan 22, 2006 19:37:01 GMT -5
I just thought of something else. Edge teases quitting on-air and going to TNA. Why the hell not?
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 22, 2006 19:54:39 GMT -5
Live sex with Ric Flair whilst paying Snitsky to punt Matt Hardys belongings into the crowd
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
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Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 22, 2006 20:00:12 GMT -5
Something that would completely kill the boards collective love for Edge: "I surrender the title back to the greatest WWE champion ever, Cena! I just took the title so that I could be WWE for a few weeks and also so Cena can be a two time champion!"
Cena's Music starts, Cena enters the ring, Edge hands him the belt, and they hug. Then turn to the cameras, each with one arm around the others shoulder and giving a thumbs up sign. Thus giving us, those for with the benefit of flash photography, a grand five second pose. And then I would shoot my tv.
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Post by Lancers on Jan 22, 2006 20:02:04 GMT -5
Three words: SKIN FLUTE PRACTICE
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Post by Phoenix on Jan 22, 2006 20:04:39 GMT -5
I just thought of something else. Edge teases quitting on-air and going to TNA. Why the hell not? i can see that happening
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 22, 2006 20:08:23 GMT -5
3 way with Mickie,Ashley and trish I fixed it something cool. As for edge, maybe he could interfer in every match in one night or something.
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Post by sunwukong on Jan 22, 2006 20:10:18 GMT -5
He urinates on the graves of various deceased legends, and then has sex with a cardboard cutout of Hogan.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jan 22, 2006 20:12:46 GMT -5
He urinates on the graves of various deceased legends, and then has sex with a cardboard cutout of Hogan. Every week, Edge has sex with a cardboard cutout of Sean Mooney without the courtesy of a first date or a proper reacharound.
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 22, 2006 20:30:04 GMT -5
He remakes that DX "State of the Union" or something like that promo. That would be great, as they were the original Rated R Superstars (without the cheesy title), but his play partner is off in TNA and I wouldn't trust Lita with any mic-duty.
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Post by psychotix5000 on Jan 22, 2006 20:38:18 GMT -5
Cuts a scathing promo about how he was the good half of E&C and how Christian had to bolt to Orlando because that he could only get a title shot in a half assed indy fed.
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 22, 2006 20:49:50 GMT -5
show up with Gangrel and berate him, telling him that he was worthless
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Post by RedSmile on Jan 22, 2006 20:54:57 GMT -5
He should come to the ring dressed like Jeff Jarrett complete with guitar, and cut the typical JJ promo. The following week he could mock Monty Brown.
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Post by sunwukong on Jan 22, 2006 20:55:43 GMT -5
Rides around naked on a Rascal (TM) Scooter carrying a shotgun, which he waves violently in the air and screams "I AM YOUR NEW GOD, AMERICA!" while firing off shots.
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Post by jimbox on Jan 22, 2006 21:00:15 GMT -5
* Edge comes out on Raw wearing a TNA shirt. * Edge replaces the world heavyweight title with a belt displaying a Yosemite Sam buckle. * Lita spends the first hour of RAW describing a lewd road trip involving that guy from Fugazi, a mud shark, and Verne Troyer...in Spanish. * Edge does an entire episode in Leet-Speak * Edge hits Ric Flair over the head with a garbage can, and Flair DOESN'T gush two gallons of blood everywhere. * Edge no-sells the pedigree...now THAT would be shocking.
And of all else fails...the return of Katie freakin' Vick...
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